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Right You are on a ship in the middle of space and you are looking for earth you ship computer is not to its full capacity and ts name is holly ok it is a boy thow.

It Is turning 7:00 Am

Quatre & Alex's Quaters

(Alex is still a sleep)

Quatre gets out of bed and ..........

Quatre: Morning Alex, Alex are you up ..Quatre sees alex is still a sleep...
okk i guess i9 will get my food ..Quatre's stomac rumbles..

Holly where are we at the moment

Holly: In you room

Quatre: ha ha ha no were are we

Holly: Well in space

Quatre: you have got us lost again

....................(some on take it from here)........................

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Kitty sits looking at her concole screen.

Ky: Where are they? A gals gotta have at least six naps a day

She turns to another station and flicks Holly on.

Ky: Hol, were is Quate?

Holly: Just getting out of bed

Ky: What!!! Man this is ultra boring, i'll have to wait about three hours for him to show up.

Holly turned his head sympathetically

Holly: Well it may make you interested in having a sing song with my potatos.

Ky: No way! I'm off

Kitty headed down the ships corridor determind to find Quartre
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Guest cloricus
(OOC)
No, No your killing Mr. Fribbles No, No. Wait a minute I don?t care if you kill that deranged sock - a nightmare! Holly "awake"

*[I]getting up out of bed[/I]

Holly: did you have a nice dream (with a sarcastic grin)

Rimmer: YOU did that, one day I'm going to rewrite your programming! any way where are the others....

*[I] Rimmer is told and goes to find them[/I]
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Kitty walks down the corridor and spots Rimmer in his PJ's. She can't stop herself almost giggeling.

KY: Hey Rimmsy, hehe, you haven't seen Quartre around have you man. Cause if I don't get into some sort of napping situation within the next three seconds I shall totally go shopping crazzzzzzyyyyyyy. Oh by the way you gotta tell me your pajamer makers cause they are totally cool!!!
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Rimmer: No I don?t know where I got my pyjamas from... it was 3 million years ago! Quartre is in his/her? room, go bug them. "I" have some serious business to do....

Holly: Yer scrubbing the deck! (laughing)

Rimmer: yer yer very funny... BUG OFF!

Rimmer goes off down the corridor...
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Quatre is still talking to holly

Quatre: holly were is kitty now????

Holly: looking for you in the coridore

Quatre: okkkkkkk i will go find kit

Quatre walks threw the coridore and sees kitty

Quatre:(yelling) YOU LOOKING FOR ME KIT

Ky: Finaly your here.


***********************************************

(Quatre is a man just so you know cloricus/ Rimmer):naughty:
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*[I]scrubbing the deck...[/I]

Rimmer: Holly why do I all ways do these jobs....

Holly: because the others won?t and I have full control of you... muahhahahahaaha... sorry get carried away some times.

Rimmer: well I quite, I'm going to find Quatre. where is HE (lol) Holly?

Holly: hmm what where you doing here again... I really need my iq retested... oh well go off then, he?s on deck 1 corridor 3a... *[I]confused look[/I] Rimmer what where you doing...?

Rimmer: never mind. *[I]walks of to finds Quatre and kitty.[/I]
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KY: Do you have to shout! Look why do you always take so long to get to your post. Actually I don't see the point since we're stuck in this big, I mean seriously big, black and white prick thingy and nothing ever comes.
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KY: I finish my shift in about 2 seconds. Oh I'm finished now.
[i] She grins manically[/i]

KY: Well if ya don't mind I'm off to go and have a nice long nap.

Rr: I don't think so, missie, there's still your Z shift duties to finish off so hop to it.

KY: Do I have to?

Rr: Yes, now get moving

[i] Kitty slouches her shoulders and starts down the coridor. Stops halfway down, turns around and shouts[/i] Hey Rimmer does that include that inflatable doll of yours?[i] Rimmer fums and goes to get her, but she simply moon walks backwards, opens a shaft and disapears down it.[/i]

ooc: Just in case you don't know, Z shift was run by Rimmer in the book 'Infinaty welcomes careful drivers' by Grant Naylor.
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Rimmer: How did you know about that! *[I]Shouting after her...[/I] HOLY!!!!!
Holy: yer what do you want now....?

Rimmer: WHERE IS KITTY!?

Holy: Why should I tell you....?

Rimmer: Because I'll rewire you.

Holy: And I'll turn you off!

Rimmer: damn... *[I]Rimmer walks of to find Kitty the hard way...[/I]
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Quatre:see you later kitty

kitty: walks off

Quatre: holly you ready to have some fun with rimmer

Holly:I have been waighting for this

Quatre: First make him have womans legs

*** All of a sudden rimmers legs change to womans**

Rimmer: some things wrong here, HOLLY

Holly: Yes rimmer

Rimmer: what have you done

Holly: its not me its Quatre!!!!!!! Ha

Rimmer: change me back

Holly:Now why would i do that............
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[i] Kitty slinks down the long complicated shafts and finds her way into the hologram room[/i]

KY: Let's see, I might as well grab some more info on Rimsey, it'll take him yonks to get down here

[i] she uploads Rimmers file and starts browsing through. She hears something and turns and accidently hits something which shuts the screen down.[/i]

KY: Oopsey, I know [i] takes out a fishing net[/i] I'm gonna eat you little fishy, I'm going to eat you little fishy...
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Coty: I cant believe were lost, this wouldnt have happened if i was navagating.
~moments later~
Coty: Im bored i going to walk around and make fun of Rimmer,MhahahahaMhahaha
~Heads towards the hologram room~
Slides down the shafts and then sees kitty meshing with a fishing net
Coty:Hahaha, what r ya doing messing with the fishing net when u should be picking on Rimmer
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Rm: whats wrong with every one to day... and every other day? dont they like me or some thing.

*[I]Rimmer spins around and points to Holy who has his mouth half open..[/I]

Rm: dont say any thing..

Holy: how do you know what I was going to say...?

Rm: I know where they are, looking thought my files in the holo room!

*[I]Rimmer walkes of to the holo room.[/I]
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KY: Oh hiya, me hit something here and caused the thing to black out. so I'm off to find some fish.[i] Slinks off down the corridor, still singing[/i] I'm gonna eat you little fishy, I'm gonna eat you little fishy....
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