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Rim: Holy are there any fish on board?

Holy: Yes there are....

Rim & Coty turn and look at Holy: WHAT?

Holy: have a look at the window - where flying though a massive cloud of fish!

Rim & Coty: ....?



[hay it just got wierd - but its red dwarf - weird things happen, right?]
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yeah red Dwarf is but people could get confused!!!!!!!!
I am all the time lol.

Quatre: Holly do you know its raining fish

Holly: No S*** sherlock

Quatre: right (Quatre reprograms Holly to say smeg in stead of swearing)
Right now say that again!!!!!

Holly: No Smeg sherlock

Quatre: music to my ears!!!!!!!!!!
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Holy: Smeg, s..eg, sm..e.., SMEG!

Rim: Holy?....

Holy: Smeg.. there are fish in my compu....sme..ter. Smeg....

Rim: ...
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Quatre: where is rimmer, holly????

Holly: Smeee.. mmeegggggggggggg

Quatre:b okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Holly: Self fix boot(flashing on his screen)....................

Right rimmer is looking out the window in the corridor.

Quatre: thanx Holly.

(Quatre walks out looking for rimmer)
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Rim: Don't you remember the alcohmahole (HAHAH!!!!!!!) limit I put on you people!

Coty ignores rimmer and keeps thinking about beer.

(that was what you where talking about right............................................................................................................? lol :) )
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Quatre walks bye rimmer and coty then he hear's BEER

Quatre runs over to rimmer & coty
Quatre: did one of you say BEER
Coty: Ya
Quatre: I love Beer

Quatre starts to act like homer simpson Beeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Guest cloricus
Rim: Holy....?

Holy: Yes Fish.

Rim looks around? : Fish?

Holy: Arn't you fish?

Rim: No, who is flying this thing?

Holy: YOUR NOT FISH!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy returns to the flashing screen. "I'm SMEGED up right now, please check the number and try again."
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