The funniest song on earth

[Guest Supersaiyanjin2]

Hey guys i just heard the funniest song a few days ago and you got to hear it okay

(intro music) Hello kermit the frog here and welcome to sesamia street... I'd like to tell you what todays letter is but i am really FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF * Ucked up! hey bigbird do you know what todays letter is? (bigbird) Sure Kermit todays letter is............ Jiont. (Kermit) Um bigbird Jiont isnt a letter it is a word.... (Bigbird) Sorry kids todays letter is THREE! (Kermit) Um Big bird 3 Is a number. (BIg bird) Exactly the # 3 which is how many joints ive smoked today.... Kermit are ya with with me? (kermit) ......mmmmm god im stoned (bigbird) Me too... hahahahahahaha. (elmo) GUYS GUYS SHOW GO ON! (kermit) um thank you elmo, hey bigbird lets say our abc's. (Bigbird) OK! (together) A...B...C..D..E...F............G......H............R.....X.....z........ (bigbird) I forgot what we were doin kremit! (kermit) di did you just call me Kremit? (big bird) Yes i did! (kermit) mmmmKermit the Frog. Well thats all the time we have todays show was brought to you by the letter.... (Bigbird) BONG! (kirmit) Todays letter is (bigbird) GOD YOUR MESSED UP! (Krimit) The # F U The # F U well thats it for todays show bye! (bigbird) BU BYE KIDS! (ending music) well tell me what you think! K?:excited:

[Posthumous]

Tis is funny too
Tai Mai Shu-Heres the song Freestyle i edited the song lyrics

Microphone testing 1-2-3
In the place to be
whusup everbody? My name is Tai Mai Shu!
and I am going to be rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle
but first and for most i'd like to thank Roadie style beyond compare
for geting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills
and in return i will teach them how to make one million dollars
And when you hear it you be like wow! I don't belive it! So simple!
no skilled involved at all I could've thought of that my self
and then u be like what? What the hell? I don't believe it.

Check it out though

I was crusin down the street in my impala
they ask me who the girl in the car its jus my baby momma
I don't give a beep about the ho!
I sock that beep in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out ya toes
cus im to slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,
break in all the houses, steal all the TVs
Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see
I run the corner laughing hee hee, hee hee
get ur momma in a head lock o a full nelson
then i rip yor nipple out like chinese dude named wilson
then i rape his momma cus im too sexy
ish son take da dull beep!
Then I'm back in my impala, sickest asian dude
saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo
alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a beep
cus i stole you tv It's in my bubblegum bunker

I wish today was sunday so i could get a cheeseburger fo...
39 cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)
and i wish it was wednesday so i could get a hamburger fo..
29cents!
at mcdonalds (baby!)

We will fight alone just as we use to do in those days
alright fight alone just like in those days.

i was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.
i bust a nut in her eyeball and say u full of bull beep
then she look at me and she say beep you.
i say no way i have to go to school.
im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about
try to argue wit me i say get the hell out!
i likea old school, i likea new school,
mygirlfriend like my name, Nihon Tai Mai Shu
if want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk
what the hell make you say bookbookbook
i take my skill serious and always not for fun
i like to eat cho fun and hog tie u when im done

chinese student go to school early in the morning
and I like to play kick ball inside the school yard
chinese student do homework and they study real hard
i walk by these good looking girls
and they say you smell like moth balls!

wow you do fight well
yeah whatever dude jus gimme a beep marlburo lights.

(Chourus)

all my real chinese throw your hands up throw your hand up
all my real live chinese people throw them hands up
hong kong people throw your hands up
chinese people, japanese people, every people
throw themhand up

we wire! I am a warrior! we flashing on them!
i got 4's 4's so u kids no going
i am real hard! peace outside! damn u! U know what i say.

[Transtic Nerve]

There is a Music forum if you would just look up left.

[BlueGender]

Those are both funny but not as funn as Ain't Nuthin But Music by D-12 every time I here it I crack up. Here is my favorite part keep in mind it is turned down a bit.

Opps I did it again didn't I my stuffs harder to figure out then what Britteny's boob size is.

[Spikey]

I think Adam Sandler sings the funniest songs. Those are really funny. lol

[SSJ Gotenks ok]

Cheech and chong sing funny songs i think they were the ones behind that sesamie street song.:) Eminem and d-12 stuff is funny azz hell dawg.Hey who knows how to freestyle up in here we need to get a freestyle session going on.

[Raquel]

O.O''''

*cough*

*looks up....shakes head...covers eyes and leaves muttering*

stupid stupid boy

[BlueGender]

I know how to freestyle a little bit I haven't done it in a while though. Another funny song by Eminem is My Fault and As the World Turns.

[Guest cloricus]

you people should listen to the sunscreen song series - just look them up - there good and really funny... what?s the name of that sesame street song?. get smurfs techno remix lol.

[Deedlit]

ahem....
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[b]"RETARDED THUMB"[/b]

'Tis a gift to be simple, 'tis a gift to be dumb,
'Tis a gift to be retarded in the thumb.
Since your thumb is so dumb,
Now you both can be chums!
'Tis a gift to have a retarded little thumb!
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[b]"I FELL ASLEEP ON MY ARM!!! [size=1]an imatation of Corn. [/size][/b]

uhhhhhhh......
uhhhhhhh......
I put my hand down on my desk
to try and get through this test.
I fell asleep and before I was done...
[size=1]*quietly* I woke up in shock, my whole arm was numb.
*a little louder* Woke up in shock, my whole arm was numb.[/size]
[size=2]*a little louder* Woke up in shock, my whole arm was numb.[/size]
*loud*[size=4] I WOKE UP IN SHOCK!!! :eek:[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]I FELL ASLEEP ON MY ARRRRRRRRMMM!!!
AND NOW, IT'S TOTALLY NUMB!!!
I FELL ASLEEP ON MY ARRRRRRRRMMM!!!
AND NOW IT'S JUST A BIG RED STUMP!!!
I FELL ASLEEP ON MY ARRRRRRRRMMM!!!
AND NOW, IT'S TOTALLY NUMB!!!
I FELL ASLEEP ON MY ARRRRRRRRMMM!!!
AND NOW IT'S JUST A BIG RED STUMP!!![/SIZE]
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[b]"WORMS MAKE THE DIRT"[/b]

(intro)

boy-Mommy?
mom-Yes, son?
boy-Where does dirt come from?
mom-Dirt comes from....the worms.
boy-wowww!!!

(end of intro)

There is a chipmunk at the center of the Earth. And...
In his big oven, he bakes his own dessert. It...
Warms the ocean, and then springs forth,
Little organisms making trash around the clock.

(i don't know this part, but then it goes....)

Worms make the dirt, and the dirt makes the Earth,
and all of the roots have a place to sleep now.
(don't know that part....)
Worms make the dirt, and the dirt makes the Earth,
and people hold hands, and feel terrific.
Worms make the dirt. It's scientific.

ect., ect., ect.
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I got more....:naughty:

[Volcomstone]

that was one of many, many songs that they would play daily on a radio station in florida.

[The Harlequin]

People, people. One day you should all introduce yourselves to the wonders of Weird Al Yankovic.

[Ravenstorture]

Albequerque by Wierd Al Vankovic
Has To Be the Funnyest Song I Have Ever Heard In my Life
It Goes for Twelve Minutes And I listened To It Three Times In a Row And Laughed my Left Leg Off Each Time

[SIZE=1]Albuquerque
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop... you know the place... well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust peachy... except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning? my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast? Arggggh! Big bowl of
sauerkraut!! Every single morning!! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey! Mom! What's up with all the sauerkraut??" And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me, and she said, "Unhhhh... It's goooood for you!" And then she tied me to the wall
and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday, someday I would get out of that basement and travel to a magical, far-away place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh-so-fluffy... where
the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel. Wocka wocka doo doo yeah. Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true, because the very next day a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt. I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize... That's right, a first-class one-way ticket... to Al?buquerque! Al?buquerque! Oh yeah? You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta tell you, it was really great? except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with
excruciatingly severe body odor, and the little kid in back of me kept throwing up the whole time, and the flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was "Bio-Dome" with Pauly Shore, and three of the airplane engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane
exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died? except for me? you know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up? and my seat back in the full upright position, had my tray table up? and my seat back in the full upright position? had my tray table up? and my seat back in the full upright position? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! So I crawled from the twisted, burning wreckage? I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days? dragging along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball and my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel. But finally I arrived at the world-famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn where the towels are oh-so-fluffy? and you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna. It's okay, they're clean! Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC and I turned on the Spectravision
and I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow that I love so very, very much when suddenly there's a knock on the door. Well, now who could that be? I say, "Who is it?" No answer. "Who is it?" There's no answer. "Who is it??" They're not sayin' anything. So finally I go over and I open the door, and just as I suspected? it's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril. Ohhhh, man, I hate it when I'm right. So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel and I'm like, "Hey! You can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!" And he's like, "Tough!" And I'm like, "Give it!" And he's like,
"Make me!" And I'm like, "'kay!" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus and I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows and I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation. Yes indeed, you better believe it. And somehow in the middle of it all the phone got knocked off the hook and twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice, and you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said. It said, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator... If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator..." in Al?buquerque! Al?buquerque! Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel. But I made a solemn vow right then
and there that I would not rest? I would not sleep for an instant? until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice. But first I decided to buy some donuts. So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop and I walked on up to the guy behind the counter and he says, "Yeah, whaddaya want?" I said, "You got any glazed donuts?" He
said, "No, we're outta glazed donuts." I said, "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said, "No, we're outta jelly
donuts!" I said, "You got any Bavarian creme-filled donuts?" He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian creme-filled donuts!" I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said, "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls!" I said, "You got any apple fritters?" He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters!" I said, "You got any bear claws?" He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check?????..No!! We're outta bear claws!!" I said, "Well, in that case... in that case, what do you have?" He says, "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels." I said, "Okay. I'll take that." So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out and they immediately latch onto my face and start biting me all over. Arr arrrr arrrrh. Oh man, they were just going nuts. They were tearing me apart! You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started going through my head. I believe it went a little something like this: "Arrrrrrgh!!! Get 'em off of me!!! Get 'em off me!!! Argggggh!!! Get 'em off!! Get 'em off!! Arrrrrrrrgh... Arggggggghh!!!" I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face, waving my arms all around and just running, running, running like a constipated wiener dog. And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams. Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches. I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me. She said, "Hey. You've got weasels on your face." That's when I knew it was true love. We were inseparable after that. Aw, we ate
together, we bathed together, we even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss. Aw, the world was our burrito. So we got married and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly. Oh, we were so very, very, very happy. Oh yeah. But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me, she said, "Sweetie Pumpkin? do you want to join the Columbia record club?" I said, "Whoa! Hold on now, baby! I'm just not ready
for that kind of a commitment!" So we broke up and I never saw her again. But that's just the way things go... in Al?buquerque! Al?buquerque! Anyway, things really started looking up for me, because about a week later I finally achieved my life-long dream. That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler. I even made Employee of the Month after I put out that grease fire with my face. Oh yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that. I was gettin' a lot of attitude. Okay, like one time, I was out in the parking lot trying to remove my excess ear wax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty trying to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself. So I say to him, I say, "Hey! You want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes, "Nooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chain saw." So I did. And then he gets all indignant on me! He's like, "Hey, man, I was just being sarcastic!" Well, that's just great. How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind-reader, for crying out loud. Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso Boy - so what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days. Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny I took a big bite out of his jugular vein. And he's yelling and screaming and bleeding all over, and I'm like, "Hey! Come on! Don't you get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding and screaming, "Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhhh!!!" - y'know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation. Man, some people just can't take a joke, y'know? Anyway, I uh... Um? where was I?...... I kinda lost my train of thought. Uh? Well, okay, anyway, I know it's kind of a
round-about way of saying it, but I guess the whole point I'm trying to make here is... I... HATE... SAUERKRAUT!! That's all I'm really trying to say. And by the way, if one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandary, full of loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful, meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours, there's still a little place... called Al?buquerque! Al?buquerque! Albuquerque! Albuquerque! Albuquerque! Albuquerque! I said, A! (A!) L! (L!) B! (B!) U! (U!) ...querque!!
(Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque!
(Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque!
(Albuquerque!) Al?? buquerque! [/SIZE]

[Guest cloricus]

That is a good song but don't forget the sunscreen songs and many others. Cloricus bows to Weird Al!. Where did you get the lyrics becouse you couldnt of got them from the cd - people with it have a look at the lyrics for it on the inside cover. lol.

[Blue Heaven]

Playa Hata by Josh Tobin and almost anything by Tenacious D and also the ******* song. Those are hillariouse.

[Guest]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ravenstorture [/i]
[B]Albequerque by Wierd Al Vankovic
Has To Be the Funnyest Song I Have Ever Heard In my Life
It Goes for Twelve Minutes And I listened To It Three Times In a Row And Laughed my Left Leg Off Each Time

[SIZE=1]Albuquerque
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop... you know the place... well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was juuuuust peachy... except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning? my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast? Arggggh! Big bowl of
sauerkraut!! Every single morning!! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey! Mom! What's up with all the sauerkraut??" And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me, and she said, "Unhhhh... It's goooood for you!" And then she tied me to the wall
and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday, someday I would get out of that basement and travel to a magical, far-away place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh-so-fluffy... where
the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel. Wocka wocka doo doo yeah. Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true, because the very next day a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt. I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize... That's right, a first-class one-way ticket... to Al?buquerque! Al?buquerque! Oh yeah? You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta tell you, it was really great? except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with
excruciatingly severe body odor, and the little kid in back of me kept throwing up the whole time, and the flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, and the in-flight movie was "Bio-Dome" with Pauly Shore, and three of the airplane engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane
exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died? except for me? you know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up? and my seat back in the full upright position, had my tray table up? and my seat back in the full upright position? had my tray table up? and my seat back in the full upright position? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! So I crawled from the twisted, burning wreckage? I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days? dragging along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag and my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball and my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel. But finally I arrived at the world-famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn where the towels are oh-so-fluffy? and you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna. It's okay, they're clean! Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC and I turned on the Spectravision
and I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow that I love so very, very much when suddenly there's a knock on the door. Well, now who could that be? I say, "Who is it?" No answer. "Who is it?" There's no answer. "Who is it??" They're not sayin' anything. So finally I go over and I open the door, and just as I suspected? it's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril. Ohhhh, man, I hate it when I'm right. So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel and I'm like, "Hey! You can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!" And he's like, "Tough!" And I'm like, "Give it!" And he's like,
"Make me!" And I'm like, "'kay!" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus and I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows and I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation. Yes indeed, you better believe it. And somehow in the middle of it all the phone got knocked off the hook and twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice, and you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said. It said, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator... If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator..." in Al?buquerque! Al?buquerque! Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel. But I made a solemn vow right then
and there that I would not rest? I would not sleep for an instant? until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice. But first I decided to buy some donuts. So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop and I walked on up to the guy behind the counter and he says, "Yeah, whaddaya want?" I said, "You got any glazed donuts?" He
said, "No, we're outta glazed donuts." I said, "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said, "No, we're outta jelly
donuts!" I said, "You got any Bavarian creme-filled donuts?" He said, "No, we're outta Bavarian creme-filled donuts!" I said, "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said, "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls!" I said, "You got any apple fritters?" He said, "No, we're outta apple fritters!" I said, "You got any bear claws?" He said, "Wait a minute, I'll go check?????..No!! We're outta bear claws!!" I said, "Well, in that case... in that case, what do you have?" He says, "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels." I said, "Okay. I'll take that." So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out and they immediately latch onto my face and start biting me all over. Arr arrrr arrrrh. Oh man, they were just going nuts. They were tearing me apart! You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started going through my head. I believe it went a little something like this: "Arrrrrrgh!!! Get 'em off of me!!! Get 'em off me!!! Argggggh!!! Get 'em off!! Get 'em off!! Arrrrrrrrgh... Arggggggghh!!!" I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face, waving my arms all around and just running, running, running like a constipated wiener dog. And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams. Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches. I'll never forget the very first thing she said to me. She said, "Hey. You've got weasels on your face." That's when I knew it was true love. We were inseparable after that. Aw, we ate
together, we bathed together, we even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss. Aw, the world was our burrito. So we got married and we bought us a house and had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and Superfly. Oh, we were so very, very, very happy. Oh yeah. But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me, she said, "Sweetie Pumpkin? do you want to join the Columbia record club?" I said, "Whoa! Hold on now, baby! I'm just not ready
for that kind of a commitment!" So we broke up and I never saw her again. But that's just the way things go... in Al?buquerque! Al?buquerque! Anyway, things really started looking up for me, because about a week later I finally achieved my life-long dream. That's right, I got me a part-time job at the Sizzler. I even made Employee of the Month after I put out that grease fire with my face. Oh yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that. I was gettin' a lot of attitude. Okay, like one time, I was out in the parking lot trying to remove my excess ear wax with a golf pencil, when I see this guy Marty trying to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself. So I say to him, I say, "Hey! You want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes, "Nooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chain saw." So I did. And then he gets all indignant on me! He's like, "Hey, man, I was just being sarcastic!" Well, that's just great. How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind-reader, for crying out loud. Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso Boy - so what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days. Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny I took a big bite out of his jugular vein. And he's yelling and screaming and bleeding all over, and I'm like, "Hey! Come on! Don't you get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding and screaming, "Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhh!! Ahhhhhh!!!" - y'know, completely missing the irony of the whole situation. Man, some people just can't take a joke, y'know? Anyway, I uh... Um? where was I?...... I kinda lost my train of thought. Uh? Well, okay, anyway, I know it's kind of a
round-about way of saying it, but I guess the whole point I'm trying to make here is... I... HATE... SAUERKRAUT!! That's all I'm really trying to say. And by the way, if one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandary, full of loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful, meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy ol' mixed-up universe of ours, there's still a little place... called Al?buquerque! Al?buquerque! Albuquerque! Albuquerque! Albuquerque! Albuquerque! I said, A! (A!) L! (L!) B! (B!) U! (U!) ...querque!!
(Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque!
(Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque! (Querque!!) Albuquerque!
(Albuquerque!) Al?? buquerque! [/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]
I used to listen to that song alot. Now not as much but I still love it. Man I remember the first time I heard it. Me and my friends were playing chocobo racing and listening to my new weird al cd. All of a sudden it came on, I can still here it. Wish I could go back to those day's.

[The Harlequin]

One other thing I forgot to mention people, is Slim Anus, an Eminem parody by Insane Clown Posse that has to heard to be believed.

[Kei]

I love Weird Al and Adam Sandler songs. The song about Star Wars: Episode I Weird Al sung cracked me up! And the funniest song I've ever heard has to be "Ode to My Car" by Adam Sandler. I couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes! "Growing Old With You" was funny too. Here's the lyrics:

Not part of the song, just funny foreground:
[i]Good afternoon, passengers. We're flying at 20,000 feet approaching 30,000 feet all the way through the sunny skies to Las Vegas. And now we have some in-flight entertainment provided by one of our first-class passengers regarding one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first-class passengers do, pretty much, whatever they want, here he is.[/i]

I wanna make you smile
Whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
Oh, all I wanna do
Is grow old with you.

I'll get you medicine
When you tell me eggs
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh, it would be so nice
Growing old with you

I'll miss you, kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold
Need you, feed you
I'll even let you hold the remote control

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had to much to drink
Oh, I could be every man
Who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you.....

[Guest cloricus]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Atomic Sock [/i]
[B]
I used to listen to that song alot. Now not as much but I still love it. Man I remember the first time I heard it. Me and my friends were playing chocobo racing and listening to my new weird al cd. All of a sudden it came on, I can still here it. Wish I could go back to those day's. [/B][/QUOTE]


I had a similar experiance - Exept we played it over and over for 5 weeks (We did listen to heaps of other stuff to, but it was the best.) People listen to the "Weird Al show theme" its good! :)