Does Your Pet[s] Do Weird Things?

[Guest Morph]

[size=1] Well does your pet? Well my dog does, before she goes to the bathroom, she does like a dance and moves in circles and like runs a lot. Its really weird, and everytime she does that, I know she is going to dump it. Excuse my profanity :)

Everytime she does it, I say to myself "Yep, she is doing her dance"

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[Chrono Magus]

My cat licks my head dry when I get out of the shower, plays fetch, and likes dog food. What have those clone scientists done now?

[Guest Matt]

[color=red][b]My dog has a really long thonge and likes to lick things off the counter....it's odd. My ferret also has an obsession with shoe insoles. He must rip them out of every shoe he can find.[/b][/color]

[PiroMunkie]

[color=indigo]My dog can walk on three legs :p Cause sometimes one of his hind legs goes out of order or something to he hops around on three legs. It's neat, lol.[/color]

[Sara]

My pet does nothing. Just sits there. He may not be, in all technicality, alive. He only moves when we poke him with something.

I just checked...he's still alive.

He's a newt, if anyone was wondering.

[Ryo]

My grandmas cat is scared of feather for some reason. I show her a feather nad she runs away like crazy.

[Frankie]

my dog....hehehehe.......if he has the chance to drink from the toilet HE WONT TAKE IT

he licks the bathtub dry

he rubs agenst your legs like a cat

and when you mess with your cell phone ringer

he will lay down and whine....

you scatch him...........like petting kindly.......he will lick and lick not you he will jsut lick

and he rubs agenst things just like a cat


maybe when they had him in the cat section of the dog pound somehting was messed up in his head..........i mean they literally had him in a cat cage with another kitten

and whats funny was he was about the size of a softball
now hes the size of a medium sized dog..........

my lizard (WATER DRAGON)
he hangs on the top screen........upside down......all the time

whats up with that maybe i have fryed his brains with my heat lamp

[Charles]

My dog [I]hates[/I] to be left alone. If no one else is in the house, she freaks out. Hehe, she'll unplug stuff and just plain old wreak havoc, destroying everything in reach.

The strangest thing though is that she mysteriously falls unconcious late at night. :drunk:

My cat is really insane. She's seven years old, and to this day won't let anyone hold her. The funniest thing she does is perch herself just out of the dog's reach and look down on her. It drives the poor pooch even more insane than she already is.

[Duo Maxwell]

My cat runs around the house and climbs up the screen door then she drops off it and runs to the back door and does the same. She also drinks water out of anyting else but her bowl.

[drysy]

my old dog used to run around in circles chasing her tail every time she sat down

And my new dog has a little race track and sometimes he just starts running around the yard and he looks like he is insane or something because he keepts running for about 5 minutes and then just stops and sits down

[Ravenstorture]

[color=darkred]I have three cats and my mother has a dog.
Puzwa rubs her nose on the end of my tin whistle when I play it.
Nigel has more dignity than anyone in our household, if he is seen doing something wrong (eg, accidentally missing the washing machine and falling off it) he pretends he wasn't REALLY jumping ontop of the washing machine, oh no, he was licking his leg.
Jessamine has moved out, she only comes home every week or so and then we feed her marmalade. She loves marmalade. (I don't remember how we discovered this, though...)
And our dog loves treats, but only if you make her do heaps of stuff for them and act like a real spaz. If you just give them to her she doesn't eat them.

I have had nine cats in my life time, six of them have been hit by cars on our street.

This post is in memory of Bazil, Herb, Mekakat, Solomon, Oedipuss, Blackjack and Queen of Tarts.[/color]

[Boba Fett]

My dog thinks the TV is alive.

Whenever she sees anyoneon TV she will start ot wag her tail and lick the screen. Sometimes, when I am trying to watch a movie she will bark at the TV.

Stupid dogs............ I should have asked for a cat........

[Delian]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Duo Maxwell [/i]
[B]My cat runs around the house and climbs up the screen door then she drops off it and runs to the back door and does the same. She also drinks water out of anyting else but her bowl. [/B][/QUOTE]

That is exactly like my cat. He can also open the screen door by pulling the handle down and if it gets stuck then he climbs up the screen door and puts his hind legs on the handle so his full wieght can pull it down....Amazing

[The Harlequin]

My cat attacks the Tv at times. There was a period where she would attack a certain news reporter on channel 10... On top of that, we have this tree in the yard that she runs up, backflips off, runs up agian, flips off again, etc...

[Guest cloricus]

I had a bird that attacked every one except me. Our other pets do weird things to, but I can't remember what they are. When I remember I will edit this and add them in. Oh we had a dog that used to go to all our neighbours and get food from them and come home just before we got back. He did that for about 5 years before we found out.

[Dan L]

My cat does the wall of death up our sofa.... do I really need to say more?

[Duo Maxwell]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i]
[B]My cat does the wall of death up our sofa.... do I really need to say more? [/B][/QUOTE]

Doesn't your cat also lay across your sholders? ...which always reminds me pirates.

My cat also likes to sit on top of the tv and sleep on our foxtel thingy, and when she goes to bed with mum and dad she hogs the bed or squishes (not literally) my mum, the cat also likes to eat vegemite... which is very weird

[Dan L]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Duo Maxwell [/i]
[B]

Doesn't your cat also lay across your sholders? ...which always reminds me pirates.[/B][/QUOTE]

Yes. Did I tell you that? I don't remember... all these exams are killing my brain... bad exams, BAD..

edit: Ack! look at my post count! noooo!!! the first time I've looked at it in ages and it says '666'

[D. Dark]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i]
[B]

Yes. Did I tell you that? I don't remember... all these exams are killing my brain... bad exams, BAD..

edit: Ack! look at my post count! noooo!!! the first time I've looked at it in ages and it says '666' [/B][/QUOTE]

Hah, my cat lets itself be subjected to all sorts of torments, like swinging it around, and (Used to) attacking it with my Conan the Barbarian toy. It also eats like a god-damn elephant.

Cats. All they ever do is eat and sleep. My cat is even more sedated than usual cats...

[Corey]

When my little sister forgets to feed them (she's seven), and I forget to check to see if she hasn't fed them, and they go a whole night without fresh food, my black cat (McGee) will cover the bowl with the towel the dish is sitting on and growl at our other cat (Nimbus) if she tries to eat. Bizzare.
I have also had many cats.

Dedicated to: Tigger Tiger Spyder Assimov Sheeba Cera (No kidding Cera) and DumbShit

We called him dumbshit because he jumped in the stove when we just removed a cassarole once and urnt the hell out of his paws... dumbshit...

[Duo Maxwell]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Deus_Ex_Machina [/i]
[B]Yes. Did I tell you that? I don't remember... all these exams are killing my brain... bad exams, BAD..
[/B][/QUOTE]

No dan, I read your mind.... yes you told me when I was complaining about how my cat is mean, and I started singing "drunken sailor"