Dragon Warrior Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Mass Nova looks up to see Angel watching. She suddenly asks, "What are you doing?" Mass Nova sweats under his armor. "Umm..." He looks about then grabs a nearby ladder and puts it up to the window. "Rehearsing Romeo and Juliet. What does it look like?" He climbs up with roses, gets pricked on one, the ladder tips and he falls in the peanut butter, getting stuck. "Damn it all to hell! Can someone help me? Help me!" Angel leaves the window and walks up to the others. "He's no threat for now." They all sit back down in their beds and chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted May 27, 2002 Author Share Posted May 27, 2002 they all eventually fall asleep mass nova is still stuck in the peanut butter until a bunch of bears come and lick it up dawn Angel: rise and shine people lets go Djan: oooh man kabuki: okay *angel and kabuki pick up djan and puts him in the bathing tub filled with ice cold water* Djan: oh my god* he jumps out of the tub Angel: heres some dry clothing *she throws clothes to Djan* he changes in the bathroom kabuki: lets go people they leave as they leave mass nova approaches angel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 Suddenly, Mass Nova trips over some noodles that were left out side by some local kids and he falls down a cliff that oddly is in the center of town. "Did you hear something?" Angel asked. "No. Not me." The others said together. They walked peacefully to the weapon shop. Once inside, the store clerk looked up and began sending off great deals. "You may have a Shimmering Arrow for 5 Gold today! Booyah! C'mon! Purchase!" THe 3 of them pondered over the selection when suddenly the clerk tripped over some noodles and his costume was ripped off. IT WAS MASS NOVA! "Good God! It's Mass Nova!" Kabuki screamed. "Yeah... the announcer said that already..." Djan said radically. "And now, you fools, I shall destroy you once and for all!" His henchman come out of nowhere and are captured. Mass Nova laughs evilly and they all go to his hideout. [B]Later, at Mass Nova's Secret Hideout in which nobody knows about...[/B] "Welcome to my secret lair." Mass Nova said, almost laughing evilly again. He wanted to quit. It was a bad habit. "It's not so secret if we know where it is." Angel corrected/ "Umm.... SHUT UP!" He takes out a sub and munches it as he explained his plan to the heroes who were tied to a platform. "I shall blast you with a new weapon so diobolically powerful it isn't funny!" He pats a giant magic-controlled laser with a crystalball at the end of it. "This baby will blast you three into next week." "Next week?" Djan had to repeat. "Yes. Next week. I suppose Tuesday at the most." "Good. I hate Mondays." Kabuki roused. "Could we get back to the plot?" Angel interrupted. "Fine!" Mass Nova grunted. "Now, I shall BLAST YOU!!! HAHAHAHA!" He then starts up the magic and the ray flickers. Then, suddenly... IT doesn't work... "What the bloody 'ell?" He pats the laser and it flickers again. "There. NOW YOU SHALL DIE!" He starts it up again and it fails once more. "NO!" "Look, if your not gonna kill us, we're... we're just gonna take off." Djan said, easily taking his arms out of the ropes. "No, no! I have it! I swear!" "These ropes," Angel continued the complaints, "They're not even tight. We can easily get out of them." Then with that, the 3 untie the ropes and slip to the ground. They begin walking off, Mass Nova begging them to stay and die. "PLEASE! STAY! I have it! I swear!" He bangs the ray and it shoots at Angel. She takes a minion and the ray rica shades off it and back at Mass Nova. "Oh sh-" He was blasted into nothingness. And so, the heroes walk back to town after destroying the evil NONsecret lair of the deceased Mass Nova. [B]Moral:[/B] All rays rica shade off minions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted May 27, 2002 Author Share Posted May 27, 2002 off subject: Gavin you can heal yourself so technically your not dead you moronic idiot(lol j/k) Besides you cant die know your the bad guy who sends stuff after us so ur not dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondFanatic Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i] [B][B]Moral:[/B] All rays rica shade off minions. [/B][/QUOTE] Don't you mean ricochet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted May 27, 2002 Author Share Posted May 27, 2002 okay can we get back on subject people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Thank you, Almighty. I didn't know how to spell that. The stupid spell checker doesn't say. And I'm not stupid, Angel. I know I can't die. It's apart of my plot I'm building. He doesn't die. He comes back. Yeesh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted May 29, 2002 Author Share Posted May 29, 2002 okay then gavin Angel looks upset Djan: whats wrong?? kabuki:you didn't actually like him did you Angel: no of course not i just wanted to kill him myself. Djan: okay well lets be on our quest. kabuki:yeah we wasted to much time on that mass nova guy Angel: lets go they walk onto the trail let see a clearing and decide to make camp before they could a red dragon appeard ots: angel is a ice sorceress he rpower is ice i tottaly forgot that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KabukiOwari Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 Kabuki looked at the dragon and noticed a huge scar across its chest... Kabuki: I thought i killed this beast.... see that scar i gave that to him 3 years ago....(he then pulls his arm out of his sleeve and shows this huge burn scar)...and he gave me this....i want the finishing blow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 "MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! The only reas-" Mass Nova falls out of a tree. "Ow. Son of a... I mean..." He gets up to dust himself off. "The only reason you didn't kill him is I brought him back to life! BWA HA! Or did someone else...? Oh well, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that ice cream is good." "Yeah. It is." Djan had to agree. They all stare at each other, dazed and confused. "Wait," Angel began, "How did you come back? I thought you were dead." "Oh yeah." Mass Nova says, rubbing his chin. There was a long silence until the dragon broke it. "Look," the dragon began, "Can we get to the fight. I'm restless and I have a date and-" "Yeah, yeah. Shut up." Angel says annoyingly. They all start fighting as Mass Nova watches in a lawn chair, sipping lemonade from a twisty straw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted May 31, 2002 Author Share Posted May 31, 2002 angel takes first blow she chants a speel for fire and a fire ball starts to form in her hand she hits the dragn in the eye angel: Djan quick take ur shot while hes distracted!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BondFanatic Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 Djan quickly raises an arrow to his bow and enchants it with ice. He shoots it right at the dragon's heart. It strikes and the dragon roars in pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 1, 2002 Share Posted June 1, 2002 Mass Nova sips his drink and puts down his newspaper to see the dragon dying. "Oh no... he's dying..." he says sarcastically before picking the paper up once more. The heroes strike again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted June 7, 2002 Author Share Posted June 7, 2002 kibuki takes his sword and slashes at the dragon as it swoops down for his attack the dragon blows fire from his mouth at angel she try to block with a ice spell but fails and falls to the ground badly burned and knocked out Djan: Angel! kibuki: she'll be fine just fight so we can treat her wounds Djan takes another arrow aiming for the dragons weak spot his aim was perfect now its all up to kabuki to finish him off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 "Hm? What's this?" Mass Nova says, looking up from his paper again. "Oh. Angel is knocked out. Now for evil deeds! MUHAHAHAHAHA!" He runs up to Angel and grabs her in his arms. He then runs off to his NEW secret lair which the heroes don't know where it is. Djan and Kabuki don't notice and keep fighting. Mass Nova runs down the road, laughing evilly, trips, then laughs evilly again as he keeps running away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KabukiOwari Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Kabuki jumps high into the sky and with emmense strength kabuki slashes the dragons head of....it fell to the ground....kabuki then rips a scale off and puts it in his pocket Kabuki: ok....lets go treat angel...(turns around)...where did she go?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 angel awakes to find herself in mass nova's secret lair haning from a wall. Angel: Where ar djan and kabuki (she looks at mass) what did you do to them!?!?! mass: nothing i did nothing to them its you who will suffer girl Angel: you think you scare me for gods sake you couldn't even kills us right the first time but i guess we forget your power to heal huh you gisgust me you dont scare me at all... Mass: SILENCE!! I dont have to listen to this! mass walks off into another room leaving angel haning by her arms on the wall. meanwhile the heroes commence to talk Djan: Mass nova has her Kabuki: this will be easy to find her heh in fact simple the heroes head down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Mass Nova walks into the living room of his lair where Angel sits happily in a comfortable chair. "I made cookies." Mass says happily. "Oh boy!" Angel shouts, devouring them. "So you liked them?" Mass Nova asks impatiently, rubbing his hands together. Angel spits cookies in his face. "Eww.. what did you make them with? COCKROACHES?" "hey! Wait just a gosh darn min-wait.. yeah... they were cockroaches. So you liked them?" "No!" "Then you shall suffer." She was dragged off to Mass Nova's bed chambers (it's not what you think -.-). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted June 11, 2002 Author Share Posted June 11, 2002 ooc:uh gavin what happened to me shackled to a dungeon wall awaiting torture? Angel pulls herself away from mass's grip Angel: let go of me you foul inhuman creature Mass grabs at her but pushes her over in a corner instead, mass approaches angel is on her back crabwalking farther in the corner so she desides to kisk mass where no man wants to be kicked mass stumbles backwards mass: you... angel: GO AHEAD AND SAY YOU GUTLESS WORM!!!!! mass looks at her in shear amazment and then collapses to the floor. angel leaves mass lair and goes down the road.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Mass goes unconscious ^^ OOC: I have a lot to say. YAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PyroMaster Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Can I join your game and do think I can be a half vampire like blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 "What happened?" He said, rubbing his head. He then sees his 2nd in command has been killed by rabid pack rats. "Hmm.. I need a side kick who is strong and smart. Not easily defeated by pack rats... hmm... where to get one?" He turns to see The Joker, The Green Goblin, Venom, The Penguin, Two-face, and many other villains. He then turns to a girl holding a sign that says "Watch my dancing dogs for money". "She's perfect!" And so, this dancing-dog teaching person became his new side kick.... or somethin' like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raquel Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 ooc: *grumbles somthing about dancing dogs and strangling dw* ic: Siren, the new-not-so-evil side kick, raised an eyebrow at Mass Nova... Siren: Ummm... Side kick? I diden't sign up for this in school... i'm looking for the circus...oh well... Will i have to wear any spandex? That just won't work... oh... and no reds no blues no whites... i am strictly a black and green person... other colors just won't work for me... you know... they throw off my complexion... oh.. and will i have to listen to you? a good rep just can't come from that... how am i supposed to become popular while tagging along with a dead beat not-so-genius-who-is-evil?!? hmm... oh yes and will i- mass nova: SHUT UP!!!!! siren: Well... you don't have to be so rude... will i be required to fight i mean... my nails!! mass nova clapped his hands over his ears and screamed as siren the not-so-evil-and-so-incredibly-annoying babbled on about fasion which she diden't seem to know one thing about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 [B]Hours later...[/B] Mass Nova sits in his EVIL armchair, tapping his fingers and thinking while Siren babbles on as if Mass was listening. [I]What is the matter with my new side-kick. I must disapline her. Wait a minute. SHE'S A GIRL?[/I] He turns to see Siren is surely a girl. [I]WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL WAS I THINKING? I'm no sexist, but I wanted a guy side-kick. In times, guys need to talk about guy stuff. You can't just talk to a girl about guy stuff. Unless... they're unsconscious... NO! I must replace her. Plus, she's annoying. Hit two birds with one stone, I always say.... okay... so I never say it. Now back to business...[/I] "Siren." He says, getting up from his armchair. "Yes, sir." She answers immediatly. "I... I.. how should I say this nicely... you are too much of a nusense, I hate you and your fired. Hmm.. WHAT? I have to say it evil. I'm evil." "B*tch!" She slaps him and she leaves. "And that's that." He then notices how awfully lonely it is without the chatter going on endlessly to the ends of time. [B]More hours later...[/B] Mass is sitting in his armchair, slowly slipping into insanity. "It's okay... I'm not lonesome... I have friends. I'm not alone... See." He holds up sock puppets. "This is Martin and Lawrence. Meet one another." The sock puppets spit in his face and he throws them into the fire. "Aww... even my puppet friends hate me. I gotta get her back!" Mass Nova leaves his headquarters to search for Siren. "Siren! Oh siren! Where is she!" He then spots her playing with his ray gun of mass destruction. "Stop that! That costs 4 dollars at Wal-Mart, ya know!" He then sees her sad face. "Hmm... look, I'm sorry. You can be my not-so-evil side-kick again." "Under one condition." She says immediatly after. "What now?" "You don't boss me so much." "Fair enough.. I guess..." [B]And so, that's how Mass and Siren we're reunited as partners...[/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupitersun Posted June 12, 2002 Author Share Posted June 12, 2002 ooc:that was different ic: little did mass now angel was outside his door trying to figure out how to get across the lave pit, then she has a idea "i'll fly across of course " a whirlwind forms around her as she rises from the ground mass spots her outside of his window. mass: SHE STILL HERE!!! siren: looks like she's leaving. angel floats of the pit and lands on the other side Angel: now to find Djan and Kabuki. she walks down the road. siren: aren't you gonna stop her?? Mass: No *he thinks about what Angel did to him before he winces* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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