What is the most embarassing moment in your life

[BabyGirl]

[color=deeppink]Ahh, Queen Asuka has reminded ME of a funny dance story!

Three years ago at dress rehersal for my dance school's spring concert, I was on stage with my Basic Pointe 3 class running through our dance. Well I obviously wasn't paying attention to the slippery-ness of the floor, because at one point when I went en pointe for a turn, my toe shoe slipped right out from under me and I fell flat on my face.

...and I do mean flat.

People were cracking up and asking me if I was ok...luckily by that time in my life I had aquired a rather good sense of humor, so I laughed off the dull throbbing pain and finished that God forsaken dance.

Sadly, I can't find that moment on tape anywhere, even though I know my mom taped it![/color]

[Queen Asuka]

[color=crimson][size=1]See, anyone who does Dance or Cheer or anything like that can always come up with a funny story because it is just so easy to have accidents and so forth. Even this week, yesterday at practice I was dancing and I had on some baggy pants that I don't usually wear to practice and I went to turn and my shoe got stuck in my pants and I almost fell in my face. Such a lovely way for the Co-Captain to teach her squad, I must say that.[/color][/size]

[Phantom]

[COLOR=sienna]No embarrasing moments here.. lol maybe having the principal misreading my name over the PA once.. but no one in my class knew me...so i just sat there beat red...

ive for my entire life managed to stay within that fine shadowless shroud of nothingness... and i am glad for it.. hehe i get to laugh at all your embarrasing moments... i find they are quite satisfactory for substituting my "missing" out hehe...[/COLOR]

[Lady Macaiodh]

[COLOR=darkblue]this has got to be one of the funniest threads ever. i laughed so hard about the boy on the bike w/ the bare butt being chased by the dog, i seriously almost peed.

but i just remembered something that happened to me awhile back that can probably top every story here, so read this & let it be a lesson to you all!!

this one time, i ODed on some pills trying to get high & had to call 911. when i was in the emergency room, they told me i had to drink charcoal. now, this stuff is regular charcoal ground up & mixed w/ oil to turn it into a thick liquid. i begged them not to make me drink it, but they said if i didn't they would put a tube down my throat. it was probably the most disgusting thing that's ever been in my mouth. i had to try hard not to puke.

just so you know, this stuff is like liquid drano for the intestines. it shoots straight through you to flush your system, & when it's gone all the way through, there's [b]NOTHING YOU CAN DO[/b] to stop it from coming out.

so the lady came & got me for the CAT scan. i was wearing a hospital gown & nothing else. i was walking through the emercency room when my eyes popped wide open. the bathroom was at the end of this long hall & i had to run in front of all kinds of people, families & [i]everything[/i]. [b]BUT I COULDN'T RUN B/C I WAS SO STONED, SO ALL I COULD DO WAS WALK LIKE AN OLD LADY![/b] so, by the time i made it to the bathroom, there was a loooong trail of jet black diharrea behind me. people were horrified & covering up their kids eyes & trying not to puke & stuff. then i stayed in the bathroom for like 30 min. then the same thing happened all over again on the way back to my room from the CAT scan!

jeez, they could have at least given me a [i]diaper[/i] or something. i was so mad & humiliated, i couldn't even see.

but it really is funny when i think about it now.

the moral of the story is, don't OD & drink charcoal. esp. the charcoal part. if someone tries to give you charcoal, tell them you'd rather die.[/COLOR]

[Muse]

Well,One of the most embarrasin Moments of my life is when I was on the CPU on an Orlando Bloom Site and my dad and his girlfriend walk over to me and see me staring at The Picture of him with his shirt off.I blushed so much,I bet they could see it through the dark...:blush:

[Delian]

Lady M, you're absolutely right. That would have to be the funniest, most embarassingly disgusting story so far...lol:laugh: :laugh:

Hats off to you....hehehe;)

[Lady Macaiodh]

[COLOR=darkblue]that story really happened, too, delian. i'm not making it up. & there was worse stuff that happened, too, but i'm not going to tell it b/c that would seriously be crossing the line on the grossness factor. i just hope people can learn from my wisdom, lol.[/COLOR]

[Justin]

Bah...now it's time for a drunk story!

There was one time, I went to a party at a friends(Brock) house, and I got completely wasted. I was going to stay the night with him that night, just so I wouldn't have to drive home so drunk, and I went up to the room I was going to sleep in...or so I thought.

When I got up there, I kicked off my boots and then turned towards the bed. My friend's sister(Shea) and her boyfriend(Rick) were in the bed together, and, unfortunately, they noticed my intrusion...-__-;;

At the time, I didn't really think much about the embarrassment factor, and I just walked out of the room. However, the next day, whenever Shea came down to eat...that was somewhat...awkward...o_o

-Justin

[BabyGirl]

[color=deeppink]Haha, drunken stories are really funny sometimes. I've probably already told this story...but it still makes me laugh :p

One time last summer, two friends and I were spending the night at a house "D's" (I'll name them by first letter so that I don't have to keep saying "my friend") boyfriend was housesitting with two other guys.

It was just the six of us and we all got really tanked...admittedly, the most drunk that I have ever gotten. Well anyway, we were outside playing on a swingset because it was hot and the house lacked air conditioning.

It must have been about 3 in the morning because, due to our drunken state, we thought that a police car was on the country road directly next to the house...about thirty feet away from where we dove onto the grass.

One of the guys, "J", thought it would be funny to start yelling "PENIS!" as loud as he could...and he kept doing it. I couldn't really understand what was going on, so I was both cracking up and sh[i][/i]itting my pants at the thought of the police catching us with alcohol.

Everything turned out all right though...it wasn't the cops...'twas only the newspaper deliverer :p[/color]

[Queen Asuka]

[color=crimson][size=1]Oh my gosh, Lady M, that must have sucked horribly. I have a gross story myself, but I wouldn't tell it on here because I don't want to have any sort of strange reputation on these boards if I don't have one already. But yeah, it was embarrassing, but only three or four people know besides me, so I feel as though I have nothing to worry about. But yeah, Lady M, I was definately heed your advice...[/color][/size]

[Lady Macaiodh]

[color=darkblue]come on, tori! everyone else is telling! i mean, there's no way it could be worse than mine.

hmm, babygirl & justin, doesn't it seem like there are a lot of partiers on these boards? we need to have an otaku reunion so we can finally all party together instead of just talking about it. but, alas, how many of us could afford plane tickets?[/color]

[Queen Asuka]

[color=crimson][size=1]No, I am not telling, it is very gross. It doesn't have to do with diarrhea, but it's almost as bad. And it happened during band competition, too. Oh the horrible memories... :worried: Ah, the mesmerizing smiley...

Anywho, I do have a funny one for my sister. Okay, my dad had this HUGE glass and he asked her to fix him some more Kool aid and stuff. So she is like, half awake and everything and she gets up and is supposedly filling the cup up. Come to find out, my dad looks over at her and she is pouring it all over herself and the floor, completely missing the cup that is HUGE and hard to miss. And he yells "FRANKI!" and she looks around and she's like "OH!" Yes, my sister is a true dumb blonde.[/color][/size]

[PiroMunkie]

[color=indigo]Wow, LM... that is pretty bad. Though I must say, if that was me I probably would have been laughing myself silly. I mean, just the thought of jet black diharrea down a hall makes me burst out laughing, lol. And then the thought of it coming from me makes me laugh even harder. But nay, that shall never happen to me cause I don't do drugs. My parents can barely get me to take a damn asprin, lol.

Yeah, it's really hard for me to be embarrassed. I guess it is just because I don't really care about much. Like a lot of guys hate it when they act foolish around girls cause they want to be seen as macho or whatever, I adore making a complete idiot out of myself in front of people. Especially when it gets laughs. If it doesn't then I just spite those people for being so uptight that they can't laugh at stupidity.

An example of one such situation: I was at a park a long time ago, probably about a year/year and a half ago, and they had on of those merry-go-round things that you have to hold onto and run around in a circle to get it going and then jump on. So yeah, me and my friend are playing with that, and he is already on it, and I'm the one to run around and get it going. I was pretty fast back then, so I'm running around this thing holding onto it to get it going, and it is going pretty fast. So then I try to jump onto it, I barely get one foot on it and the centrifugal force pulls me away, so I'm hanging onto this thing just by my arms going around in a circle and I let go and just get thrown about three feet before I actually landed and rolled some. I'm laying there laughing my head off, and when I get back up, my friend pointed out that there were a couple girls up on a dome cage that were laughing with me. Lol, I felt pretty proud of myself. Oh yeah, feed that ego. :p[/color]

[Queen Asuka]

[size=1][color=crimson]PiroHon, that story was funny, but I swear I've done the same thing before, except I just kept getting dragged around in circles in the dirt because I was holding on for dear life and I wouldn't let go! But yeah, I love acting stupid in front of people, too. I love making people laugh. You should see me at Dance Team practice everyday. And now that I'm Co-Captain, I can get away with it a WHOLE lot more than I used to could. Teehee...[/color][/size]

[BabyGirl]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Macaiodh [/i]
[B][color=darkblue]hmm, babygirl & justin, doesn't it seem like there are a lot of partiers on these boards? we need to have an otaku reunion so we can finally all party together [/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=deeppink]Hah, then I would walk up to Justin and say, "Hey Justin! Wannahavesex?" And he'd reply in his gallant Southern accent, "No ma'am I have swornmylifetocelibacy!."

Er, no...that can't be right...::scratches head, shrugs and wanders off::...[/color]

[Anna]

lol.....

Tori, do [i]I[/i] know about this incident you won't tell??? :confused: Oh yeah, and Lady M I feel sooooooooooooooo sorry that you had to go through that. How awful! :blush: I may be rather unabashed about a lot of things, but unlike Piro :smirk: I totally would be humiliated if that happend to me. Bleh...... charcoal.... >_<

[Delian]

Oh I can give you another embarassing story....Although it won't top Lady M's....Anyways, it was at work and it's very corporate, so imagine walking through the lobby past the lobby cafe, where quite a few meetings are sometimes held, and the buttons of your shirt pop open exposing..... well quite alot actually...:blush: I had to quickly bring it together and button it up in the bathrooms.

Hehehe...It's moments like these....you need minties:p

[Justin]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i]
[B]

[color=deeppink]Hah, then I would walk up to Justin and say, "Hey Justin! Wannahavesex?" And he'd reply in his gallant Southern accent, "No ma'am I have swornmylifetocelibacy!."

Er, no...that can't be right...::scratches head, shrugs and wanders off::...[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]
Heh...that would definitely go in the "What Otaku Members Would Never Say" thread, ;)

I'd give another embarrassing story, but I'm off to embarrass someone else!

-Justin

[Guest Matt]

[color=red][b]I got some more embarassing moments. Well, the first one is one day I was in gym class. I had forgot my change of clothes at home and had to use the "borrow" clothes which eveyone who forgets their clothes wears, there is about 1 who forgets each day. They never get washed, they are also sweatpants. So I was standing there in sweatpants that are already too small, and the hottest girl in the school walks by in short(and when i say short, i mean, like underwear short) pants and a sports bra. The flag got raised pretty fast that day. And she was the first to notice too....:blush: but, atleast her comments were good ones. :D

another time I was in english class and it was a really hot day. We were each taking turns reading [i]A Seperate Peace[/i](never, [i]never[/i] read it) out loud. Well, I had fallen asleep on my book. So when it was my turn, the teacher called my name. I was sleeping so I didn't hear her. So my friend poked my in the ribs with his pen and I sat right up. The book as stuck to the side of my face. :blush: that teacher never did really like me after that....lol[/b][/color]

[Baby Kiwi]

[color=crimson]My most embarrasing moment involves a cakepan and cheerleading tryouts. One of the cheerleaders passed away from leukemia so the other cheerleaders were asked to donate cakes for her funeral. During tryouts, my coach passed the pans back to those who donated them. They were sitting all over the floor. When it was my turn to go in and try out, I realized that i forgot a piece of paper that i was supposed to turn in to my coach. I ran back to where I had put my things and as soon as I turned back to run back into the room to try out, I stepped on one of the cake pans and tumbled to the ground severely spraining my ankle. Needless to say, I did make the team. Oh, another girl that made the team broke her butt the next day of tryouts doing the splits. [/color]

[Guest Shift]

[size=1]That sounds more embarrassing then painful to me.. ><

Damn broke her butt... ouch![/size]

[BabyGirl]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Herman [/i]
[B][size=1]Damn broke her butt... ouch![/size] [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=deeppink]...literally :p It was one of those bones that's around the pelvis, but actually helps support your rear end. It healed fairly quickly and she was actually back in action by the end of the season ^_^

That was a weird tryout week...with the injuries and all o_O[/color]

[Justin]

I broke my tail bone at football practice one day.

We were running drills on day in 9th grade, and I was practicing with B-Team Varsity. Anyway, I took a wrong step and the guy I was matched up with demonstrated why freshmen are called "freshmeat"...he put me flat on my ***.

-Justin

[Renee]

I'm NOT telling my most embarassing moment! But I will tell you this one.

I was in S.S. and most of the class was in the library. I was messing with the stapler. I said, "I'm gonna staple my finger!" And um, I did. I didn't really mean to do it! It's just slipped. So I was jumping up and down holding the poor finger. Someone stopped me a took me to the teacher in the library he sent me to the office and I go a Band-Aid. I turned out while jumping up and down yelling "My bloody finger!" I had bled all over the teachers desk. :blush: He was MAD!

It was fun. You should try it.;)

[Baby Kiwi]

[color=crimson]I just remembered another story! One of me being soo dumb! I was out with my boyfriend, Matt. We had time to spare before we went to see a movie so we decided to go out to eat. We ended sitting by a window with a light outside. I was looking outside waiting for our food to be delivered and I realized that there were tons of little 'things' flying about the light. I merely thought they were bugs, since bugs are attracted to lights, so I said to Matt, "Look at all of the bugs flying around that light!" Matt started looking at me like I had grown a second head, then he said, "Those arent bugs, theyre snowflakes." He just started lauging hysterically at me. I was so embarassed I put my head in my hands and stayed that way until our food got there. I felt like a dumb *** for saying that. [/color]