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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.
--Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get
married.
--Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
--Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
--Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. --Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
--Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
--Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
--Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8

"And the #1 Favorite is........"

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10

SHARE THE FUN! -- EVERYONE CAN USE A SMILE

i got this from my school my old teach interviewd a bunch of kids and gave her old students the results luckily i came by when she was asking lol
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amiboshi Otaku

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OMG! That's so funny! I love the "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." That's hilarious that an eight year-old would even say that!
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HAHAHA! That's great Iggy. I like these:

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on Whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
--Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8

That's purely hillarious ;)
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[COLOR=blue]That is so funny! :laugh: I especially like this one:

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9

This reminds me of that show that Bill Cosby hosts/hosted. What was it called?[/COLOR]
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Guest Matt

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by iggy [/i]
[B]HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10[/B][/QUOTE]

[color=red][b]LOL!!!!! :rotflmao: that is, by far, the funniest thing i have heard all week. LOL.[/b][/color]
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Mist Senior Otaku

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That's very cute, but I think that some of those replies might have been staged... I don't think that an eight-year-old would say something like "I'm not going to have sex with my wife..." Christ, shouldn't kids that age still believe in coodies?
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[color=red][b]That's why he said he wouldn't. I know when i was in second grade, this kid kept braggin that he was having sex with his 16 y/o gf. He knew what it ment......

he had no gf. still doesn't in 10th grade. lol[/b][/color]
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[color=indigo]Heh, yeah those are funny. I think the one that made me laugh the most was:

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8


:p Now that's a straight edge kid waiting to happen. :)[/color]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Kouberei [/i]
[B][COLOR=blueThis reminds me of that show that Bill Cosby hosts/hosted. What was it called?[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE]

Kids Say The Darndest Things! I likey that show. *giggles* These are funny!

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

*falls of chair laughing*
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[font=gothic][color=crimson]Ah, this is priceless. Anytime the wonderful, happy, optimistic nature of the world starts to get me down, I can look back on this. The cynicsm of those kids is amazingly refreshing. They're well prepared for the real world at least.[/font][/color]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Kouberei [/i]
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This reminds me of that show that Bill Cosby hosts/hosted. What was it called?[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE]

I think it's called "Kids say the darndest things"
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"One the first date they just tell each other lies and that gets them interested enough to go on a second date"

The funny thing about kids is their so honest. They tell the truth, or at least the truth as they see it
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No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get
married.
--Freddie, age 6

hahahaha sounds like my little cousin!! he keeps saying no 1 should get married because irls are stinky mind u that makes me madd!
~GG~
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raven131 [/i]
[B]"One the first date they just tell each other lies and that gets them interested enough to go on a second date"

The funny thing about kids is their so honest. They tell the truth, or at least the truth as they see it [/B][/QUOTE]


Don't double post; edit your post next time.

Well, seeing as how I dispise children under the age of 12, I don't find this funny in the least...
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