Warlock Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Below is something which will [i]completely[/i] prove I'm insane... [B][SIZE=3]What They Don't Want You to Know[/SIZE] In order to understand free icecream you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Otaku Boards Fan Club made up of Treize's "Fun" Group with help from those people, over there. The conspiracy first started during Otaku v.2 Disaster in the Otaku Boards. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the invention of Wily Beer. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking your nose. They want to spam up Warlock's Foundation of Crazy People and imprison resisters in Treize's Bathroom using Treize's undies. In order to prepare for this, we all must take off our clothes and dance around like crazy men. Since the media is controlled by Flash's MUST Love Roll(MLR) Group we should get our information from Warlock.[/B] Above is the first of many "Conspriacies" I've made. [URL=http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html]Want to know how to do this? CLICKIE![/URL] Trust me, you're going to like this... Go on, give it a go. And thanks to Desbreko for telling me about this... You've just increased my insanity, 10-fold! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desbreko Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 [color=indigo]And thanks to my friend, for telling [i]me[/i] about this! :) Well, here's mine. I actually played around with it for awhile to get this: [b]In order to understand the console war you need to realize that everything is controlled by a evil corporation called Microsoft, that's made up of Bill Gates with help from people that hate Nintendo. The conspiracy first started during November 2001 in Redmond, WA. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the release of the Xbox. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by a large, green "x" on their forehead. They want to bankrupt Nintendo and imprison resisters in Nintendo R&D using the huge Xbox controllers to beat the resisters into submission. In order to prepare for this, we all must buy a GameCube and Game Boy Advance. Since the media is controlled by Microsoft, we should get our information from Nintendo's spy network using the GCN Broadband Adapter or Modem Adapter.[/b] Okay, so it makes me sound a bit biased against Microsoft... I'm not, I was just messing round with it... You could easily turn it around by just switching some names. :) It's fun, everyone should try it![/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Trunks Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 You just gave me something to do all night. Here is my first one! [FONT=times new roman]What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand The crappiness of not having long hair you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Newbies at OB made up of No Lifes at OB with help from Otakus. The conspiracy first started during Me sleeping through a Hurrican in England. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Me sleeping through WWII. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Chewing with my mouth OPEN. They want to KICK Stupid People and imprison resisters in Under my bed using a cage. In order to prepare for this, we all must Spin in circles. Since the media is controlled by My mommy we should get our information from My daddy. [/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlock Posted June 29, 2002 Author Share Posted June 29, 2002 Dear god, we're all insane... And that's a pretty nice one there Desbreko. Everyone, listen to his message!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 [color=red][b]Well, here's mine: What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand why Son Goten is so damn sexy you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the Church of Scientology made up of people who like blink 182 on the OtakuBoards with help from The Otaku's. The conspiracy first started during the Napolicanic Wars in Switzerland. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including D-Day. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by scratching your arse. They want to murder James and imprison resisters in Warlock's mind using scooters. In order to prepare for this, we all must rise up. Since the media is controlled by Kuja we should get our information from James. [/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renee Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Fear me on... apples? 'Cause thats the only thing I ate... No really! What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand penguins taking over the world you need to realize that everything is controlled by a penguin army made up of crazys with help from the moneys. The conspiracy first started during God made earth in 0001. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the crows taking over London. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by licking people. They want to smacking the church and imprison resisters in Hell using mules. In order to prepare for this, we all must burn salmon. Since the media is controlled by Bush we should get our information from the apple tree gods. O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 No no no, you've got it all wrong... In order to understand World domination you need to realize that everything is controlled by a O3Online made up of Otakuboards 'Generals', James and Adam with help from the Otakuboards staff. The conspiracy first started during the beginning of 'Otaku' in Otakuboards central. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the v2 'hack'. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by pale white skin and lack of social skills. They want to destroy the UN and imprison resisters in ban-land, an island southeast of 'Outer Heaven', in Zanzibar using Otaku Prison ships. In order to prepare for this, we all must realise resistence is futile. Since the media is controlled by non-Otakuboards personel, we should get our information from the OIA (Otaku intelligence agency). ...And that's why this site is evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGender Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 [SIZE=1]In order to understand Eminem is not really a human you need to realize that everything is controlled by a NATO made up of Bird's with help from Hindues. The conspiracy first started during EverQuest Launch in Baltimore. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Sixth Grade. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by doing running man. They want to Pointing and laughing Osama Bin Laden and imprison resisters in Heaven using Maryland Public Transpertaion. In order to prepare for this, we all must enetering a spelling bee. Since the media is controlled by BIll Clinton we should get our information from Piggy banks.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kei Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Here's mine: What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand Government cheese you need to realize that everything is controlled by a member at Otakuboards.com made up of Thimoc lovers with help from C.L.A.W.. The conspiracy first started during the Otaku War of v3 in Otakuboards.com. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the creation of Barney the Dinosaur. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting your nails. They want to kill James and imprison resisters in Australia using roller blades. In order to prepare for this, we all must buy name brand cheese. Since the media is controlled by Adam we should get our information from Lady Katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand mean friends you need to realize that everything is controlled by a flubby clubby made up of evil sheep with help from otaku boards. The conspiracy first started during making of the mullet in school. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the invention of the bathroom. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by yawning and petting people on the head They want to be stabbing gods and imprison resisters in a dump using a hovercraft. In order to prepare for this, we all must scream. Since the media is controlled by weird people we should get our information from wacko people. yes thats mine and i used the mean friends thingy because my friends around home are mean:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Fett Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 This is so funny...... In order to understand Fusion you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Nerds made up of Hispanics with help from Jocks. The conspiracy first started during Watergate in the moon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the invention of sliced bread. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by whining. They want to murder O.J. Simpson and imprison resisters in Siberia using flight. In order to prepare for this, we all must Say NO. Since the media is controlled by Al Gore we should get our information from George Lucas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User Name Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 You think yours are scary . . . What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand what life is aboot you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Rocky Horror Picture Show made up of people with the bodys of chickens with help from ugly fat people called Simon. The conspiracy first started during The Great Cheese War in Yemin. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Swiss Cheese Battle. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by licking hippo's ears. They want to throw explosive mushrooms at the Laughter Crowd and imprison resisters in Yemin using big hairy yaks. In order to prepare for this, we all must play russian roulette. Since the media is controlled by the Buddy Holly Fan Club we should get our information from a small woman who works in a shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven's Cloud Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 [color=indigo] Geez, this is competely insane, well ere is mine What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand why smoking is good for your health you need to realize that everything is controlled by a the mass media made up of the black lung society with help from citizens against carcinogins killing smokers (or CRACK smokers for short). The conspiracy first started during Franko-Prussian War in God's Green Goodness. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the dawning of the Apoacalypse. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting your toenails. They want to give a swift, violent headbutt to the groin to the Heros Enlightened by Regional Orca's Industrializing Nuclear Addict (or the society of Heroin Addicts for short) and imprison resisters in Utah using unicycles. In order to prepare for this, we all must emit noxious gas from our bodies. Since the media is controlled by those damn democrats we should get our information from those damn republicans [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane11 Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 Turtle soup is a conspiracy to. It's a mind altering state wich makes you put socks on your ears and pick your nose. Or is that just me? Oh well. Conspiracy's are funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Asuka Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 [color=crimson][size=1]Alright here's mine. These are the funniest things, I swear. [b]In order to understand Otaku Boards Reunion Party you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Adam's Angels made up of Mexicans with help from Jehovah's Witnesses. The conspiracy first started during the Attack on Pearl Harbor in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Civil War. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by poking people. They want to Kick Preachers and imprison resisters in Hell using Bikes. In order to prepare for this, we all must Conform. Since the media is controlled by Abortionists we should get our information from Librarians.[/b] And therefore, um, that was a mad lib thingie right there. I love those thingies! :D :rotflmao: [/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlock Posted June 30, 2002 Author Share Posted June 30, 2002 ::falls over laughing upon reading the new ones:: Oh mercy... And Flash, I think you're onto something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Macaiodh Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 [COLOR=darkblue]oh my. these are my original answers. i did not switch anything. [b]What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand the neo-natal dust bunny theory you need to realize that everything is controlled by anal-raping aliens made up of moesha fans with help from otakus. The conspiracy first started during the grunge explosion in deep space nine. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the kennedy assassination. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by the crumpling up of foil. They want to kick in the nards the jehovah's witnesses and imprison resisters in rod stewart concerts using boats from the river Styx. In order to prepare for this, we all must take a dump. Since the media is controlled by rosie o'donnel we should get our information from rush limbaugh.[/b] i thought the taking a dump part was the funniest. but PLEASE don't get your info from rush limbaugh![/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 In order to understand my frustration you need to realize that everything is controlled by a sick puppy made up of kujas with help from Horny Janitors. The conspiracy first started during The Great Mooing in Communist Russia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Martian Civil War. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Butt picking. They want to Loli-Pop Otaku Super Moderators and imprison resisters in Soviet Otaku using modems. In order to prepare for this, we all must fight da powers dat be!!! . Since the media is controlled by ...the kuje...o.O we should get our information from Justin...:D. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's right...get your information on whatever that thing i stalking about right here...o.O -Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Asuka Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 [color=crimson][size=1]Lady M, that trips me out that me and you both had Jehovah's Witnesses in our conspiracy's somewhere. We're onto something, I think....:rotflmao:[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkey Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 In order to understand Crunchy Cookie Ice Cream you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Psycho Bishounen made up of Rocking Hippies with help from Shpadoinkle Productions. The conspiracy first started during the Ancient Toilet Raids in Sboogasville. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including National Bathroom Derby. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by dancing La Macarena. They want to spank Timoc's butt and imprison resisters in a Hen House using monocycles. In order to prepare for this, we all must wash your teeth and get some popcorn. Since the media is controlled by Johhny Quest we should get our information from Inspector Gadget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amibasuki Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 In order to understand everyday life you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Village People fan club made up of smart people with help from Californians. The conspiracy first started during the War of 1812 in Genovia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Battle of Bayden Hill. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by sucking their thumbs. They want to b*tchslap Yankees and imprison resisters in Hell using taxicabs. In order to prepare for this, we all must attack. Since the media is controlled by our local YMCA we should get our information from the Yugoslavion government. EDIT: heh, I prolly spelled some stuff wrong, but oh well ^_^' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKnight Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 [color=crimson]What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand Muffin Sex you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Nazi Group made up of Kens with help from Crapmonkeys. The conspiracy first started during The Closing Of The Padded Room Party in Britty's Litterbox. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including World War 2. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Nail Biting. They want to Kill Jehovahs Witnesses and imprison resisters in Neil's Closet using Skateboards. In order to prepare for this, we all must Get Naked. Since the media is controlled by George Bush we should get our information from Neil. Yeeee haw...[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 hahaha some of these new ones are really funny hee my dad was playing around with this to hahahahahah ~GG~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sere Tuscumbia Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 Oh dear . . . this is a dose of insanity I really needed! *can't stop laughing IRL* Ow . . . What They Don't Want You to Know: In order to understand insanity you need to realize that everything is controlled by a MOM made up of 3-Headed Broadway Stars with help from Jonesians. The conspiracy first started during Cheeze Wars in Iceland. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Doomsday. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by talking loudly and screaming. They want to spork Lara Croft and imprison resisters in my closet using pogo sticks. In order to prepare for this, we all must yodel. Since the media is controlled by ME we should get our information from Sharpies. Ow . . . can't breathe . . . ow . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted June 30, 2002 Share Posted June 30, 2002 In order to understand the De-Clogging Silly-String Theory you need to realize that everything is controlled by Cheerleaders made up of Taoist rebels with help from Feminists. The conspiracy first started during sinking of Atlantis in the Sahara Dessert. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Invention of the Electrical Leg Shaver. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by twitching. They want to bite the Order of Anna and imprison resisters in Big Bertha's Bath-house using bicycles. In order to prepare for this, we all must sit down. Since the media is controlled by Miss Cleo we should get our information from Mary Poppins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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