It's a conspiracy I tell ya!

[PiroMunkie]

[color=indigo]I must say... quite interesting.

[u][font=courier]What They Don't Want You to Know[/font][/u]

[b][font=courier]In order to understand why toilets flush the other way in Australia you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of anarchists made up of wallflowers with help from punks.

The conspiracy first started during Ronald Reagan campaign in Area 51. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Boston Tea Party.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by licking ones own elbows.

They want to repress fascists and imprison resisters in a Nazi's butt using anal tractor beams.

In order to prepare for this, we all must steal a police vehicle. Since the media is controlled by a Radical party we should get our information from Communists.[/font][/b][/color]

[Nerdsy]

[COLOR=deeppink]What They Don't Want You to Know



In order to understand why nerds own all you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Otaku Triad made up of armless legless dwarves with help from the Muskateers.
The conspiracy first started during The writing of the Constitution in Piggly Wiggly. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Trojan War.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by cough drop abuse.

They want to ritualisticly pierce` Mark Hamill and imprison resisters in Nerdsy's house using Jay-Jay the Jet Plane.

In order to prepare for this, we all must read. Since the media is controlled by Bill Clinton we should get our information from Bill O'Reily.
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... Darn right...

[Kinetic]

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Haha, that was one of the funniest things I've ever read Nerdsy! :laugh: I'll make one soon.
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[Sere Tuscumbia]

Haha. Another one to torment ya'll.

What They Don't Want You to Know:

In order to understand conspiracy theories you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Insane Alien made up of blondes with help from Undead Bovines.

The conspiracy first started during Doorknob Stealing in Scotland. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the sinking of the Titanic.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by saying "totally" and "like" constantly.

They want to eat my mother and imprison resisters in phone booths using unicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must cry like a baby. Since the media is controlled by phone companies we should get our information from CD burners.


I'm insane . . . totally insane . . . O.o;;