Mnemolth's Misguided Guide to Girls

[Amphion]

I read all of it....yeah, I had some free time. I thought it was funny, as in the funny because alot of its true. Well at least in my experience it is.

[Heaven's Cloud]

[color=indigo] Jeez, thanks for nothing! I read that whole post and didn't learn a thing about girls. The only rule is to be yourself, because if you try to be something your not, they will find out. And remeber there is someone for everyone, but if you can't find that person don't ask for my porn library...start your own you envious pig![/color]

[Anna]

lol........ Yeah, I [i]did[/i] read the whole thing. It was rather funny! "Nuture hat"??! :rotflmao: heh, didn't know we girls had those! lol...... I was laughing through a lot of it. And a good bit was rather true, at least it sounded like the source knew half of what they were talking about, not some 13-year-old who doesn't know jack. (Who's Jack?..... lol, um nevermind :D) Anyway, I figured it had to be pre-written, I mean that [i]is[/i] a looooooooooooong post. But hey, if you *are* 'lighthearted' when you read it, you can get a pretty decent laugh out of it.

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]Alright. I read all of that. And I have only one thing to say. You're an idiot, and you've seen too many movies. Welcome to the real world. Well, three things then. If people were really as shallow as you seem to put them up to be, and as conforming, then the gene pool would be one big circle. While not an expert on the female, or even human mind, no one is, I still know more than enough to disdain the information out of hand.

...Times broken vow not to post in this forum: 2. On a roll.[/font][/color]

[*GaLxY-GiRl*]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mnemolth [/i]
[B]Okay folks, the most common response seems to be what kind of loser would write all that? ;)[/B][/QUOTE]

I used to enjoy typing lengthened posts steeped in my own opinions, then I realized people just don't care.

Think about it; they'd rather use their time by posting their own opinions about how your post was too long, rather than just reading what you wrote.

Here I'm doing it again...

[Anna]

Oh geez, it wasn't intended to be taken seriously... lol. I thought it was funny..... I still like the "nurture hat" analogy....... I'll hafta remember that....... :mrt:

[wrist cutter]

I turned on some X JAPAN and the posts went rather fast after that.

Yeah, I didn't laugh too much at it but it was entertaining. A lot of it was, to some extent, true, too.

[Charles]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by *GaLxY-GiRl* [/i]
[B]

I used to enjoy typing lengthened posts steeped in my own opinions, then I realized people just don't care.

Think about it; they'd rather use their time by posting their own opinions about how your post was too long, rather than just reading what you wrote.

Here I'm doing it again... [/B][/QUOTE]

Hey, I don't mind reading long posts if they're interesting. :toothy:

I agree with you though. I'm unimpressed with the way Mnemolth was treated. It's very ignorant to insinuate that someone doesn't have a life because they write something with depth.

That article was obviously pre-written as stated by Mnemolth. Although, it could have been trimmed down a bit, it wasn't nice to say some of the things that were said. In fact, some comments were a little rude. :rolleyes:

[Anna]

Yeah really, I mean don't bash it until you see what it's all about. Now I can see how some people didn't want to read all that, but then you really shouldn't have replied to something that you haven't actually read. :whoops:

[Wolf Maximas13]

i read the thing and have to say it was very will done.i agree with the whole chivalry thing because i'm trying to practise that myself.my girlfriend does get alittle agetated when i'm always getting up when she or another lady comes in, but for the most part she likes it.she gives me a hard time about it but thats about it.

[Mnemolth]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Heaven's Cloud [/i]
[B][color=indigo] Jeez, thanks for nothing! I read that whole post and didn't learn a thing about girls. The only rule is to be yourself, because if you try to be something your not, they will find out. And remeber there is someone for everyone, but if you can't find that person don't ask for my porn library...start your own you envious pig![/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

Hey, whose envious? MY ...er... 'library' is BIGGER than yours...*winks with a wicked smile on his parched lips*

[Mnemolth]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by *GaLxY-GiRl* [/i]
[B]

I used to enjoy typing lengthened posts steeped in my own opinions, then I realized people just don't care.

Think about it; they'd rather use their time by posting their own opinions about how your post was too long, rather than just reading what you wrote.

Here I'm doing it again... [/B][/QUOTE]

Heheheh...true enough. :)

But then of course there MAY be one or two who would actually appreciate your effort. Never discount the power of hope, and the glory of its reward. ;)

In an age when an hour becomes an eternity and where instant self-gratification is all that matters, sometimes its nice to be reminded that life was not always lived this way and that on occasion you get out what you put in. ;)

Here's to living in hope! *cheers*

[Mnemolth]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Harlequin [/i]
[B][font=gothic][color=crimson]Alright. I read all of that. And I have only one thing to say. You're an idiot, and you've seen too many movies. Welcome to the real world. Well, three things then. If people were really as shallow as you seem to put them up to be, and as conforming, then the gene pool would be one big circle. While not an expert on the female, or even human mind, no one is, I still know more than enough to disdain the information out of hand.

...Times broken vow not to post in this forum: 2. On a roll.[/font][/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

Alone

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.
- Edgar Allen Poe

Hmm.....so....what's your demon? ;)

[PrettygurlRei]

I dont know if anyone posted this or not. But guys are just as confusing. I also believe that if a guy will get the tampons for there girl, that shows true love. He he he. i know cause my friends b/f used to do that for her. Lol!

[Juu]

Well, as far as I know, Girls aren't complicated. We have to go through alot of stuff that guys don't. We also have more things to take care of. I know guys don't have a period, so I wouldn't exactly call girls complicated if I were you..... :smirk:

[PrettygurlRei]

your soooooo right, we are just as complicated as guys, so we have periods. Guys have wet dreams. whats the difference??? And I'd watch what you say about girls, the census's say there are more girls on this earth then guys. thpttttt! (sticks out tounge)

[Guest pyro_kai]

all i know is that he said panache AND congrats mnemolth panache is the next funny word of the week

[zidane11]

First of all this topic is way to long and secound of all, it's vey boring. There is even much to debate except that it is long, boring, untrue, stupid, and insulting. I think most of us know that it just isn't worth it to read or debate ths topic.

[Twinzam v]

I read most of it and I agree it was kind of funny:laugh:

oh and Mnemolth you have posted three times in a row I suggest you should read the rules:)

[Guest pyro_kai]

why is everyone bashing on this guy i personally think he is cool

[zidane11]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by pyro_kai [/i]
[B]why is everyone bashing on this guy i personally think he is cool [/B][/QUOTE]

Maybe he was just trying to be funny. I don't think he meant to insult anyone.:angel: :drunk:

[Rain]

Haha :laugh:
That was funny! I started reading it and before long I realized I had read the whole thing!:D
Gee, some people need to lighten up:) It was meant as a joke:p
I don't see why any girl would be offended by that. I wasn't.

[MarkM]

Okay I will never read that !!!!

[GinnyLyn]

*rolls eyes* Some of you are taking this [i]way[/i] too seriously. Life's too short to nitpick about one person--or what he says. In all honesty, I get offended easily--and I wasn't here. Maybe a little bored by how loooooooooooong the posts were, and amused (especially at the guy part--my boss from my problem I'm discussing in another thread is like that), but not offended.

God knows I've been told frequently on these Boards to butt out if I don't like something, not to sit around and complain about it. So, fondly remembering those peeps that told me that (you know who you are ;):D), I offer the exact same advice.

[Lady Macaiodh]

[color=darkblue]bwahahahaha! yeah, we chicks really suck. i'm serious. mind games. MIND GAMES!!

see my comment in babygirl's thread.

nah, girls don't suck any worse than guys. they just suck in a different way.[/color]