A series of rather interesting events

[James]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Silent Warrior [/i]
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LOL. [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=royalblue]One word posts are also not acceptable.

Read the rules before you continue posting. :)[/color]

[Silent Warrior]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by James [/i]
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[color=royalblue]One word posts are also not acceptable.

Read the rules before you continue posting. :)[/color] [/B][/QUOTE]

LOL. Haha. 2 words good enough for you? :D

It's actually 8 words. Grrr.

[James]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Silent Warrior [/i]
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LOL. Haha. 2 words good enough for you? :D

It's actually 8 words. Grrr. [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=royalblue]It's not only the number of words, it's also the [i]relevancy[/i] of the words. If what you say has nothing to do with the thread, then it's pretty much considered spam.

I don't enjoy responding to people directly in threads because it tends to break up the discussion. But on some occasions, it's necessary.

Once again, I would ask you to read our rules (which you have already agreed to be registering) before you continue.

Then you'll have a better idea of the kind of post quality we want to see. :)[/color]

[Guest cloricus]

A few years ago they?re where three really big fires going at the one time and most of the towns SES where off fighting them. Then some kids were playing with matches and magnifying glasses, big mistake.
The fire swept right around one side of the town and no one was there to fight it...
It was stoped at the back of our block (four of five meters) and if it hadn't been stoped it would have gone straight though 40 acres and got our house and the rest of the property....

Just my way of say to Delian that it really isn't that funny, in really life.

[Sara]

Earlier this school year, at lunch.... The lot of us were talking, eating, whatever. Down the table a little ways, there's a boy no one can stand, and he's talking to this girl across the table from him.

We're talking, laughing, joking--Suddenly, for no good reason, my friends and I all turn around--just in time to see the girl in question stand up, lean across the table, and pour orange soda all over the boy's head...

Everyone who saw it happen just stood up and started applauding....

It was the funniest thing...

[Queen Asuka]

[color=crimson][size=1]I think that's MEAN though, unless he was being really rude to the girl. Because I mean, that's got to be so mean, especially if no one likes the guy and he has no friends or anything. But if he's the bully type that thinks he's cool, then it might be somewhat funny to me...[/color][/size]

[Sara]

The reason no one like him is because he's a jerk. And yes, he was being really rude to her.

[Queen Asuka]

[color=crimson][size=1]Oh see, well that makes perfect sense then. At first I thought you meant some poor nerdy type kid that no one likes because he doesn't fit in and is quiet and shy and he was making an attempt to talk to a girl and she did that.

But in that case, it is completely understandable. It reminds me of Peter Parker in Spiderman whenever his web gets stuck to the tray and it hits the dude Flash sitting behind him. LOL, that was such a good moment. I really loved that movie...[/color][/size]

[BabyGirl]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cera [/i]
[B]just in time to see the girl in question stand up, lean across the table, and pour orange soda all over the boy's head...

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[color=deeppink]That reminds me of a soda story.

During the senior's last week of school this year, a senior who believes that communism rocks taped red soda cans with red duct tape and called it "Commi Pop".

Now this boy, we'll call him J, is extremely intelligent and often misunderstood by a majority of our school. I happen to think he's a rather cool person and I enjoy being around him, but a male in the junior class didn't share in my opinion.

During lunch, J was handing out his Commi Pop for free, with the exception that you'd take information about communism. This junior guy got really mad about it, stormed over to the table J had set everything up on, yelled at J and overturned the table.

It was really funny for thoes who misunderstood J, they applauded the junior's actions. I, on the other hand, thought it just proved another reason why I was glad to be graduating and getting away from shallow, narrow minded DeWitt :p[/color]

[Queen Asuka]

[color=crimson][size=1]I think it is so weird all these people who are big supporters of Communism. You NEVER hear about things like that way down here in Georgia where I live. Everyone seems pretty happy and content or they want anarchy. But I've never heard communism.[/color][/size]

[liamc2]

Such is life really. .

Ok, I have one of those stories from back out western Australia way, Roma side that I heard from my dad.

_______


A son of a big time cattle farmer in Roma had moved into the Suburbs with his young family. Well he started to get a lot of trouble, in the form of someone stealing his letter boxes, and no matter what he did, concrete, nail gun, welding torch, his letter box was always gone on the weekend.

One weekend his father came down from the cattle property, bringing with him his industrial battery he used to make small temporary electric fences. Well the father had already heard about the letter box being stolen from his son's wife, and he decided to do something about it.

He got his industrial battery and took it out the front, hiding it near the letter box, then he got some conductive metal sheeting and put it at the base of the box, connecting wires to it through the battery and through the metal letter box.

The father then flicked on the battery and sat to wait inside the house. Around 3 am in the morning a ute drove up to the the house and a group of teenagers got out to get the letter box. It being dark and them half drunk, the didn't hear the ticking sound of the current, nor notice the wires.
So one of them wobbled up to the letter box and grabbed it, only to find himself getting the shock of his life, and unable to move because the current was holding him there. So the others, laughing at him, walked up to him to pull him off, they too were stuck. After a while the father went upand turned off the battery, the teenagers got up and drove away rather wonkily, all of them still twitching

[BabyGirl]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by liamc2 [/i]
[B]
So one of them wobbled up to the letter box and grabbed it, only to find himself getting the shock of his life, and unable to move because the current was holding him there. [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=deeppink]The Galvanic Response. It causes you to involuntary grip harder to whatever is shocking you :nervous:[/color]

[liamc2]

Ah. .so thats what it was called, that explains why I couldn't get myself off that old electric fence.

Long story made short ;)

Anyhow the fence was near this river that was being used for a stake church activity, any how a friend and I abandoned our craft and walked along the bank. Well we came across this old star picket fence, and there were no warnings of a current. So any how, as it stopped by the water, I grabbed onto the post to swing myself around it to the other side.

Surprise surprise, my arm wouldn't budge, and there was this strangest sensation rippling up it. Well my friend stood there dumbfounded, and I looked at my arm thinking "what the hell is going on here?"
But after a generous amount of shaking and focus, my wrist opened and I fell into the water.

Lucky I wasn't still holding onto the fence at the time :drunk:

[Justin]

I joke around about here on the boards, but i would never really want to live in a communist government. The human race is too...ignorant and greedy...for something like that work. Just wanted to make sure everyone is clear on that. :)

There was this one instance at lunch, where we were goofing around as usual. There was this short guy named Eric and, in spite of his size, he always was one of the more...stupid of us. So he got a little roudy and threw a chicken bone into this other friend of mine's(Brock's) cup of juice. Now, Brock is a loose cannon, lol. His drink spilled all over the table and he got pissed off. At first he just sat the cup back up(which still had a little drink in it) and stared for a moment. Then, out of nowhere, he just screams "****!" and backhands the cup across the lunch room. He jumped up and punched Eric in the face, then he turned around and beat the brakes off of the three boys from other parts of the lunch room that had gotten up when his drink spilled on them.

Brock, Eric and the other three boys all got time at the Alternative Learning Center for disorderly conduct, fighting and mass student disruption, or something like that.

I thought it was funny, myself.

-Justin

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]I remember a situation involving The Unholy Newt, another school kid named Daijon, or something, and an apple.

Anyway, Daijon, who is massive aggressive, and never admits he mgiht be wrong, never backs down, never drops a chance to pick a fight etec, was being his usual ******* self, and threw an apple at Newt. Newt threw one back, and hit him in the head. He then ran off, past a large group of god forsaken A-crowders. Daijon threw another apple, which hit a pillar, and quite literally exploded, showering the aforementioned A-crowders. High point in the day really.

11th time...[/font][/color]