Quotes

[Omar Harris]

OK, I know you guys are gonna scream and yell obscenities, "like oh ****, this idiot made another thread".:laugh: j/k But anyway this is a thread about quotes in movies. Have you ever heard a quote that was so DEEP that you just couldn't forget it? Anything that made you think, caught your attention, was too hilarious to give up, made you mad, or was just plain too good to pass up? Here's their time to shine. Here are some of mine. These come from the Matrix and deal with its theme of "What is reality?"

[QUOTE] *From The Matrix. A bald kid sits on the floor telekinetically bending a spoon. Neo walks up to the kid and the kid gives him the spoon. Neo stares at the spoon.*
Kid: Don't try to bend the spoon. It's impossible. Just concentrate on realizing the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Kid: That there is no spoon. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]
Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You're faster than I am.
Morpheus: Oh really. Do you think that the reason I beat you is because I am faster or stronger? Do you really think that is air you are breathing? [/QUOTE]

and here's some from Boyz n the Hood. Laurence Fishburne talks about keeping all-black neighborhoods, well, all-black so investors can't take over and sell everything at a profit. May contain some bad language.
[QUOTE]
Old man: Ain't no one bringing our property value down. It's these fools killing each other and selling that crack s***.
Furious (Laurence Fishburne, damn this guy is good.): Do you think that it's because of us? How do you think that crack got into the country, we don't own any planes. Let me tell you something. When we sell drugs here its not even a problem, but then it becomes a problem when it reaches places like Detroit or the midwest. And why do you think there is a gunshop on every corner?
People: Why?
Furious: The same reason there is a liquor shop on every corner. Tehy want us to kill ourselves. Go to Los Angeles, you don't see that s*** there.
[/QUOTE]

One more
[QUOTE]
Black Police officer: You should have killed him. Then that would leave one less n**** off the streets. What you got a problem?Furious: Naw brother. You're the one who's got a problem.[/QUOTE]

[Juu]

Since I [i]just[/i] woke up..... for the moment, all I can remember is... the quote from minority report.....

[size=4]SPOILERS[/size] erm..sorta..




Burgess: n-now who w-was this friend of yours that drowned? a-a-

Lara: I said her name was ______, but I never said that she drowned.......

[Corey]

This is my favorite.

[quote]
[b]Weir-[/b] "It's time to go."
[b]Miller-[/b] "I know... To Hell..."
[b]Weir-[/b] "You know nothing. Hell is but a word, the reality is much worse."
[/quote]

Event Horizon is my favorite movie. I suggest that those of you that have not seen it go out and rent it.

[Mist]

[color=red][size=1]My favorite movie quote of all time( or the only one I can remember, take your pick):

Jackie Chan: Do you understand the words coming outta my mouth?

Chris Tucker: Don't nobody understand the words comin' outta your mouth, fool!

Heh, for those who don't recognize that, it's from Rush Hour II.[/color][/size]

[Kinetic]

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Lol, yeah, I love Rush Hour II. lets see...

"And if you find yourself walking in green hayfields singing, don't worry, for you are in Alisium, and you are already dead!" -Gladiator. (I don't know if those are the exact words).

*edit*
Ooh, I've got a good one from Armageddon, when they're getting their physicals.

"I came here to drill, lady."
Lady holds up some medical rod.
"So did I". :laugh:
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[Guest Morph]

One of my favorite quotes are from the Matrix.

[QUOTE]
[B]"If they knew what I knew, you would be dead. [/B][/QUOTE]

[Omar Harris]

This is one for all you Transfans out there

[QUOTE]
Galvatron: Unicron. Look I have the Matrix. That which you most fear is now in my possession
Unicron: ARRRGGHHHH.
Galvatron: YOu shall do my bidding...or face my wrath! (tries to open the Matrix but fails)
Unicron: You underestimate me Galvatron.(transforms to robot mode)
Unicron: For a time, I considered sparing your wretched planet Cybertron. But now...you shall witness...it's dismemberment.
Galvatron: NOOOOO!!!!!
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]
Unicron: You cannot defeat...my destinnnnnyyyyy. (explodes)
[/QUOTE]

[Juu]

here's another one from rush hour II and rush hour I.

Jackie: Well, Hurry up!

Chris: Don't you ever stand between a black man and a buffet line!
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Chris: nononono no. Don't you ever touch a black dude's radio. You might be able to do that in china, but here, you can get shot!

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Chris: I have a dream, where black people and white people, and even... Chinese people, can gamble, with the same kind of chips!!

[Schrat]

The eternal Star Wars quote.

Darth Vadar: Luke I am your father.

Ahh that will always be a classic

[Kinetic]

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Hahah, I love the Rush Hour II quotes, I forgot about those :D
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[Turkey]

A few from my favorite series: Sorcerer Hunters

[QUOTE]
Cute girl- Go away, you dirty old man!
Carrot- I'm not a dirty old man, I'm a dirty young man![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]
Carrot- Could you put your hands a little lower?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]
Carrot- Oh no, I'm gonna die! And I'm still a virgin![/QUOTE]

And thes ones are from The Final Supper:

[QUOTE]
(Guy who's name I forgot)- Dude, you killed that guy just because he had a swastika on his arm![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]
(Another character)- If you were in the early 20th century, and you were in a house eating with a young boy named Adolf: Would you kill him, knowing that you would be saving millions of lives?[/QUOTE]

[Juu]

o wait, here's another: from the mummy.

Evelyn) There's no harm in opening a book.....

[Sara]

I'm quite fond of the quote I now have in my signature.

From [b][i]The Princess Bride[/i][/b]: "I was eleven years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing, so the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. [i]Prepare to die.[/i]"

[size=1]What can I say, I can be a hopeless romantic sometimes. I was perhaps twelve when I first saw this movie, and for me, the whole thing was about Inigo. Never mind Buttercup and Wesley--Inigo had a story to tell, and a story to live.[/size]

From [b][i]The Iron Giant[/i][/b]: [i] You are who you choose to be.[/i]

[size=1]Ah, the pure joy of watching cartoons. It's quite true--You can choose the way you want to live your life, regardless of what people think you can or cannot do.[/size]

From [b][i]Jurassic Park[/i][/b]:God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs..... Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

[size=1]This one's just a bit fun, in that dark way I love. You can get philosophical about it, if you wish....I just like the quote.[/size]

From [b][i]The Fellowship of the Ring:[/i][/b] Many that live deserve death and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them?....Even the very wise cannot see all ends. --Gandalf

[size=1]A thought-provoking idea. Spoken by Gandalf after Frodo wished Bilbo had given Gollum his deserved death when he had the chance. Don't be too quick to pass judgement.[/size]

"I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor" --Aragorn.

[size=1]A statement of true loyalty. If you wish, you could roughly equate Mordor to the Christian concept of Hell. Not many would say such a thing, and mean it.[/size]

Ahh.....I truly love quotes.... :whoops:

[Silent Warrior]

"Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it." - Mandy Moore (A Walk To Remember)

LOL. That's all I could remember.

[Omar Harris]

Oh here's one from Will and Grace. I know its not a movie but oh well. For those who don't know, Will and his best friend Jack are both gay. Jack is "married" to a Mexican woman so that she can stay in America and he is being paid by her friend who is also his friend/boss. Anyway
[QUOTE]*Jack walks in with his boyfriend Fernando*
Jack: Hold on Fernando I have to kiss my wife goodnight.
Fernando: Wife? I thought you like ze men.
Jack: I'm married so that she can keep her green card and I get her visa.*HE goes into the room. She's in bed*
Wife: Jack, I thought you were going out with Robert.
Jack: Oh that isn't until later tonight. *They kiss goodbye he leaves. Comes back to find her in bed with a Mexican guy.*
Jack: How could you? *they argue*
Jack: Well I see I'm the only one who tries to keep this marriage sacred. Come on Fernando! *storms off*[/QUOTE]

See the irony? It's wonderful. And here's one from Titanic
[QUOTE]
Rose: If we don't get them to lifeboats half of these people will die.
Her fiance: Not the better half.
[/QUOTE]

From Ghostbusters
[QUOTE]
Ray: I couldn't help it. The image just popped right into my head. When she said choose a destroyer I tried to think of the most harmless thing that came to mind. Something I had always loved from my childhood. The Staypuff Marshmellow Man.
[/QUOTE]

This is near the end. The Dark God Gowzer, in an effort to bring about Apocalypse, orders man to choose the form that it's destroyer will appear in. Peter tells everyone not to think because the first thing anyone thinks about will be the destroyer, but Ray accidentally chooses the destroyer to be a giant mashmellow mascot. That is not thought provoking by funny as hell.

[PiroMunkie]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cera [/i]
[B]From [b][i]The Iron Giant[/i][/b]: [i] You are who you choose to be.[/i][/B][/QUOTE][color=indigo][i]SuupperrMaan[/i], lol. Cartoon Network played that a million times a couple weekends ago. :p

Anyway... this is kind of a long one.

From [i][b]SLC Punk[/b][/i]:
"The fight. What does it mean, and where does it come from?
An Essay:

Homosapien: a [i]man[/i]. Alone in the universe. A punker, still a man. He's alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They hit each other. No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you're alive!
Now: complications. A reason to fight. Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. To fight is to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight, with reason, is to be alive, with reason.
Final Analysis: To fight. A reason to live.

Problems and Contradictions: I am an anarchist. I believe that there should be no rules, only chaos. Fighting appears to be chaos, and when we slam in a pit at show, it is. But when we fight for a reason, like rednecks, there's a system. We fight for what we stand for, chaos. But fighting is a structure. Fighting is to establish power. Power is government, and government is not anarchy. Government is war, and war is fighting. The circle goes like this: Our little redneck skirmishes are cheaper versions of conventional warfare. War implies extreme govenement, because wars are fought to enforce rules or ideals, even freedom. But other people's ideals forced on someone else, eve if it [i]is[/i] freedom, is still a rule, not anarchy. The contradiction coming clear to me in the Fall of '85, even as early as my first party.
Why did I love to fight? I framed it, but I still don't understand it. It goes against my beliefs as a true anarchist, but there it was. Competition. Fighting. Capitalism. Government. [i]The system[/i]. It's what we did. It's what we always did. Rednecks kicked the **** out of punks. Punks kicked the **** out of mods. Mods kicked the **** out of skin heads. Skin heads took out the heavy metal guys, and the heavy metal guys beat the living **** out of the new wavers. And teh new wavers did nothing. They were the new hippies. What was the point?
Final Summation: None."

Sure it's long, but I remember that entire scene out of the whole movie the most. :p[/color]

[Omar Harris]

Wow that is an awesome quote Piro. What was that movie all about anyway? I love philosophical quotes that make you totally think about reevaluating life a bit. Here's a funny one I heard from "Don't be a menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood"(that's a mouthful). It is a spoof on "Boyz n the Hood".

[QUOTE]
*a little boy pulls out a gun*
Little Boy: Brace yoself
Ashtray: What's that?
Little Boy: It's my gat foo
Ashtray: Boy put that away. Don't you know that you and I are an endangered species?
Little Boy: Why cause we're black men?
Ashtray: No cause all the rappers are taking the good acting jobs.
[/QUOTE]

[amibasuki]

ah, here's a Disney quote for you good ppl:

"Ah, I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then, I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, AHAH, I'll SMASH it WITH a HAMMER!!!"

then of course there's Monty Python, but there's already about 3 threads on it, so I'll let it be ^_^'.

[PiroMunkie]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by shadowdramon [/i]
[B]Wow that is an awesome quote Piro. What was that movie all about anyway? I love philosophical quotes that make you totally think about reevaluating life a bit.[/B][/QUOTE][color=indigo]It's just about these two punker guys and the whole punk culture and way of life. It's a really good movie if you're into it. It's kind of like, a dark comedy.[/color]

[Omar Harris]

A cool quote from Big O. (as you can see I have little to do with my life)
[QUOTE]
Roger: The number one rule if you want to live here is that you must always wear black.
android girl (can't remember her name) looks around to see everything black.
Girl: Your sense of fashion is atrocious Roger Smith.
[/QUOTE]

[Outlaw]

[QUOTE]I've come here to kick ***** and chew bubblegum
..................and I'm all out of bubble gum.[/QUOTE]

[Sara]

Piro--Superman, yes. Heh. My kid brother loves that movie. We now own it, and have the pleasure of viewing it whenever he wishes. oO; But it is a good movie....

[OlgaTheDwarf]

Bill and Ted's Exellent Adventure.

Quote:

Strange things are afoot at the circle K.

[Corey]

Hee hee...

[quote]
[b]Mister Rogers-[/b]
Won't you be my neighbor?
[/quote]

I had to!
I just had to!

[Chaos]

"Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of your doom. It is...the sound of inevitability. Good-bye,...Mr Anderson." -Agent Smith.

[size=1][b]Hey, what can I say. The Matrix ownz.[/b][/size]

"Dodge this. *BLAM!*" -Trinity

[size=1][b]Like I said, The Matrix ownz.[/b][/size]

"Let me tell you about our planet. Our planet is four and a half billion years old. There has been life on this planet for nearly that long. Three point eight billion years. The first bacteria. And, later, the first multicellular animals, the the first complex creatures, in the sea, on the land. Then the great sweeping ages of animals-the amphibians, the dinosaurs, the mammals, each lasting millions upon millions of years. Great dynasties of creatures arising, flourishing, dying away. All this happening against a backgroundof continuous and violent upheaval, mountain ranges thrust up and eroded away, cometary impacts, volcanic eruptions, oceans rising and falling, whole continents moving... Endless constant and violent change... Even today, the greatest geographical feature on the planet comes from two great continents colliding, buckling to make the Himalayan mountain range over millions of years. The planet has survived everything, in its time. It will certainly survive us." -Ian Malcolm

[size=1][b]That explains exactly about how I feel about when people say "The world's in danger! We need to save it!" It's all a bunch of crap, if you ask me.[/b][/size]