Quotes

[Juu]

Wait here's some others:

AOTC/SW. II

Padme Amidala: I truly, deeply, love you.....
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C3P0: Die You Jedi Scum!! oh my, what am I saying???

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Jango Fett: I'm just a simple man, Trying to make my way around the universe.

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???- Ya wanna buy some death sticks?

Obi Wan Kenobi- You don't wanna sell me death sticks.

???- I don't wanna sell ya death sticks....

Obi wan Kenobi- You want to go home and rethink your life.

???- I wanna go home and...rethink my life....

[Mist]

[color=red][size=1] The everfamous Cowboy Bebop Quote:

Spike: Bang.

Had to do it![/color][/size]

[Outlaw]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by OlgaTheDwarf [/i]
[B]Bill and Ted's Exellent Adventure.

Quote:

Strange things are afoot at the circle K. [/B][/QUOTE]

Greatest movie ever.

[Semjaza]

I know Piro posted this a while up... But SLC Punk is a movie everyone should see.

I'm at a blank for movie quotes... But everyone knows the best quotes are from The Simpsons anyway ;).

After Nelson and Lisa kiss...
[b]Dolph:[/b] "Oh man, you kissed a girl!"
[b]Jimbo:[/b] "That is so gay!"

[Silent Warrior]

You guys got any quotes from "That Darn Punk"?

Btw, semjaza, your into some cibo matto and the pixies? that's dope. also, ami, is your avatar, of the aquabats?

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson][quote][I]Originally said by Mr. White[/I]
If some ******* starts to think he's Charles Bronson, break his nose on the butt of your gun.[/quote]

Reservoir Dogs. I've never seen it, but we have a big poster in out music room with a picture of the guy and that quote. Absolutely classic.[/font][/color]

[Jesus Chicken]

The Simpsons are an indespensible source if anyone is looking for quotes for example...

OTTO: *Staring at hand* They call 'em fingers, but I ain't ever seen 'em fing! Oh wait! There they go!

That stuff just cracks me up. OF course there is always stuff like

Peasant: Ah! Now we see the violence inherited in the system! Come and see the violence inherited in the systme!Help! HELP! I'm bein' repressed! You see that! You see him repressin me?!?

Gob Bless Monty Python

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]This one's a little weird, but one of the best I've ever heard. It's from the Jerky Boys.

[quote]Man 1: So what do you want us to do?
Man2: We thought you might have some more ...colourful ways to make him more agreeable. Like some of the more ...exotic jobs you pulled off in Chicago.
Man 1: Eh, off the top of my head... Take the guy out back, strap him to a f***ing tree, get out the old tennis ball machine, load it up with boiled potatoes. Start shooting potatoes up his f***ing *** until he's blue.
(laughter)
Man 2: That's the sickest thing I ever heard in my life. I like it.[/quote]

The last line basically sums it up.[/font][/color]

[Omar Harris]

[QUOTE]
God: I told Lisa to lead the French to Victory
Groundkeeper Willie: Wait a minute you two timing spot of light. You told me to lead the English to victory.
God: Oh. I didn't know you two would be in the same room. Gotta go.
[/QUOTE]
Simpsons' Joan of Ark episode. That was funny. And here's one
[QUOTE]
Flanders: Flanders to God. Flanders to God. Get off your cloud and save my Todd. *lightening strikes tree and stop basket*
Flanders: Thanks God.
God: okeley dokeley
[/QUOTE]

[Juu]

hmm... not so sure why this just popped up... but *sigh* you never know what crazy things'll pop up in [i]my[/i] head.... *shakes head and walks off* anyways, here ya go... o.O

The new guy...
In that lil jail scene.....
I forgot the char's name that eddie played...so....

Eddie: actin like you can't get up there, (the rope) well, motivation's on the way....

[i]gets out lighter and lights rope on fire[/i]

Dizzy: AK! no, w-what are you do- AGHHHHHHHHHHH

[i]falls off rope, on fire[/i]

Eddie: o.o' roll around.....you be aight.....

[Corey]

Simpsons...
Gotta love em.

Homer: "This is a drug that will allow you to see and hear things beyond your wildest dreams. You must never take it!"

I don't think that's exactly right...

[Semjaza]

--Yes, I LOVE Pixies and Cibo Matto :D.

I have a few more... they are kinda paraphrased though.


Homer: "Somebody stop that whacked out junkie before he kills Marge!"
Lisa: "That whacked out junky is your son!"
Homer:"UGH, why don't you just tell [i]everybody[/i]!?"

Homer: *Looking at ceiling* "Oh God, what should I do?"
Marge: "That isn't God, it's a waffle Bart threw at the ceiling!" *knocks it down with a broom*
Homer: *picks it up* "I know I shouldn't eat thee. "*Chomp* "Mmmm. Sacrilicious."

Ned: Okay, folks. Look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville and he says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue he's gonna fax us.

Bart: Come on Milhouse, there?s no such thing as a soul! It?s just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson.

Marge: Homer, I've got someone here who can help.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, it's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!

Homer: Ever since you started therapy you haven't stopped talking about yourself, what about me Marge?
Marge: I just left my first session and i haven't opened my mouth yet.
Homer: You see, I have just left MY first session, and I haven't opened MY mouth yet.

Moe: Okay Homer, this olive is you... (points to olive)
Homer: Mmmm... me.

Homer: (teaching a relationship class) What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines it as the process of removing weeds from one's garden...

Homer: Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Word power' section. I think it's really... really... really... good.

Homer: The food at the Gilded Truffle really... What's a good word?
Maggie: (sucks on pacifier)
Homer: Sucks! That's great! And the bread was really... Come on, help me out here!
Santa's Little Helper: Ruff!
Homer: Rough? I don't know, you've been pitching that all night.
Santa's Little Helper: Chewy?
Homer: Chewy! That's inspired!

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Okaayyy... that's enough.