Writing Day in GTA3-Funny if you don't cheat

[GhostofSalvtore]

ust grab a piece of paper and write down ONE example for each item on the following list. DON'T PEEK BELOW YET - that will ruin it! When you're done, place these words into the corresponding numbered blanks below (see 2nd post), which will create a hopefully funny story. Post your results here and let's all have a laugh!
(1) VERB, ending in ING
(2) NOUN, singular
(3) someone's FIRST NAME
(4) NOUN, singular
(5) NOUN, plural
(6) name of a PLACE
(7) VERB, present tense
(8) NOUN, singular
(9) NOUN, singular
(10) ADJECTIVE
(11) NOUN, singular
(12) a NUMBER
(13) any NATIONALITY
(14) VERB, ending in ING
(15) NOUN, plural
(16) a NUMBER
(17) NOUN, singular
(18) VERB, present tense
(19) ADJECTIVE
(20) NOUN, singular
(21) NOUN, plural
(22) ADJECTIVE
(23) NOUN, singular
(24) ADJECTIVEFrom: anOILERSfan | Posted: 7/17/2002 2:04:29 PM | Message Detail Story is below
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Here's the scoop. It's 6am here in Staunton, and I'm just ____(1)_____ myself out of my bed, which is kept in an ____(2)___, don't ask me why. I got to meet some guy named ___(3)____ who owns a ____(4)____. He's the leader of a gang called the ____(5)_____ and all I know about them is that they hate the MAFIA in ____(6)____, so much so that I was ordered to ____(7)____ the Don. I can't even return to that area anymore, it doesn't matter what ____(8)____ I drive or what time it is; one of his goons always whips out a ____(9)____ and shoots at me! I still gotta collect some ____(10)___ packages in that area which contain some ____(11)_____.

Er..anyway, this Kenji guy is mad at me for some reason and told me to take out at least ____(12)____ of these guys selling the SPANK. These guys are ____(13)____ and seem to be allies with the Cartel, another gang. I screwed up the mission on the first try because I was ____(14)____ so fast, I ran over too many old ____(15)____ carrying their shopping bags, so naturally the pigs come chasing after me. A two-star wanted level quickly turned into a ____(16)____ - star wanted level, meaning a _____(17)____ was soon chopping away in the air. The two guys in it were shouting at me, saying things like "We're gonna ____(18)____ you!" and "You're ____(19)____, big ____(20)____". Luckily, I had some police ____(21)____ at my hideout to get rid of them - works every time!

I think I might go see Ray, he's a ____(22)____ cop who seems to live in a ____(23)_____ in a park! This is a ___(24)___ city I tell ya....

See you soon.:laugh:

[Guest Imsirion]

I think its cool, like Mad Libs!:) I'm going to write that down.

[GhostofSalvtore]

Well post what you have written to share the hilarity to everyone

[Charles]

Well, this doesn't involve discussing the actual game, which this forum is for. If anything, this thread encourages members to make their own custom story, using the guidelines that you have provided, GhostofSalvtore.

With that being said, I'm going to move this to the story section of the boards where it rightfully belongs. :)

[Guest Imsirion]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by GhostofSalvtore [/i]
[B]Well post what you have written to share the hilarity to everyone [/B][/QUOTE]

I didn't turn out well because I asked my little brother for the words so I'll try it with other people. Still cool though.:)

[GhostofSalvtore]

Well make sure you come back and post your results.

[Subversive]

LOL I love this, basically because well I like MadLibs, I would post them but well I didn't write them down

[Kinetic]

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Well, no one seems to want to do this, so...

Here's the scoop. It's 6am here in Staunton, and I'm just running myself out of my bed, which is kept in an death, don't ask me why. I got to meet some guy named Shane who owns a demon. He's the leader of a gang called the Demons and all I know about them is that they hate the MAFIA in My Chair, so much so that I was ordered to run the Don. I can't even return to that area anymore, it doesn't matter what bomb I drive or what time it is; one of his goons always whips out a computer and shoots at me! I still gotta collect some depressing packages in that area which contain some butter.

Er..anyway, this Kenji guy is mad at me for some reason and told me to take out at least 14 of these guys selling the SPANK. These guys are Alien and seem to be allies with the Cartel, another gang. I screwed up the mission on the first try because I was riding so fast, I ran over too many old aliens carrying their shopping bags, so naturally the pigs come chasing after me. A two-star wanted level quickly turned into a 21 - star wanted level, meaning a tree was soon chopping away in the air. The two guys in it were shouting at me, saying things like "We're gonna sit you!" and "You're idiotic, big game". Luckily, I had some police games at my hideout to get rid of them - works every time!

I think I might go see Ray, he's a stupid cop who seems to live in a idiot in a park! This is a dumb city I tell ya....


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[Guest SunRiZe]

[color=blue] Here's the scoop. It's 6am here in Staunton, and I'm just getting myself out of my bed, which is kept in an ice cube don't ask me why. I got to meet some guy named Adolf who owns a Harley. He's the leader of a gang called the Mabuashi's and all I know about them is that they hate the MAFIA in Egypt, so much so that I was ordered to drive the Don. I can't even return to that area anymore, it doesn't matter what car I drive or what time it is; one of his goons always whips out a cat and shoots at me! I still gotta collect some crazy packages in that area which contain some Fireworks

Er..anyway, this Kenji guy is mad at me for some reason and told me to take out at least 1 of these guys selling the SPANK. These guys are Israelis and seem to be allies with the Cartel, another gang. I screwed up the mission on the first try because I was Trying so fast, I ran over too many old Krishna's carrying their shopping bags, so naturally the pigs come chasing after me. A two-star wanted level quickly turned into a 6 - star wanted level, meaning a motorbike was soon chopping away in the air. The two guys in it were shouting at me, saying things like "We're gonna shott you!" and "You're screwed! , big Time ". Luckily, I had some police cakes at my hideout to get rid of them - works every time!

I think I might go see Ray, he's a crooked cop who seems to live in a toilet in a park! This is a wired city I tell ya.... [/color]

[GhostofSalvtore]

Finally some people have decided to do this I think its pretty funny just depends on if you cheated and peeked or not.

[Chaos]

This is some funky ****...

Here's the scoop. It's 6am here in Staunton, and I'm just chillin myself out of my bed, which is kept in an dog, don't ask me why. I got to meet some guy named Carl who owns a bat. He's the leader of a gang called the Tires and all I know about them is that they hate the MAFIA in Marco's, so much so that I was ordered to walk the Don. I can't even return to that area anymore, it doesn't matter what gun I drive or what time it is; one of his goons always whips out a tank and shoots at me! I still gotta collect some fiery packages in that area which contain some cat.

Er..anyway, this Kenji guy is mad at me for some reason and told me to take out at least 15 of these guys selling the SPANK. These guys are Russian and seem to be allies with the Cartel, another gang. I screwed up the mission on the first try because I was screaming so fast, I ran over too many old hos carrying their shopping bags, so naturally the pigs come chasing after me. A two-star wanted level quickly turned into a 27- star wanted level, meaning a key was soon chopping away in the air. The two guys in it were shouting at me, saying things like "We're gonna jump you!" and "You're hard, big woman." Luckily, I had some police ******s at my hideout to get rid of them - works every time!

I think I might go see Ray, he's a skanky cop who seems to live in a ball in a park! This is a blue city I tell ya....


I need therapy now...><

[Phantom]

[color=sienna]Here's the scoop. It's 6am here in Staunton, and I'm just ____(Grabbing)_____ myself out of my bed, which is kept in an ____(Dog)___, don't ask me why. I got to meet some guy named ___(Frank)____ who owns a ____(Nail)____. He's the leader of a gang called the ____(Cars)_____ and all I know about them is that they hate the MAFIA in ____(Shitville)____, so much so that I was ordered to ____(Run)____ the Don. I can't even return to that area anymore, it doesn't matter what ____(Log)____ I drive or what time it is; one of his goons always whips out a ____(Can)____ and shoots at me! I still gotta collect some ____(Sweaty)___ packages in that area which contain some ____(Phone)_____.

Er..anyway, this Kenji guy is mad at me for some reason and told me to take out at least ____(63)____ of these guys selling the SPANK. These guys are ____(Mongolian)____ and seem to be allies with the Cartel, another gang. I screwed up the mission on the first try because I was ____(Gasping)____ so fast, I ran over too many old ____(Eyes)____ carrying their shopping bags, so naturally the pigs come chasing after me. A two-star wanted level quickly turned into a ____(8)____ - star wanted level, meaning a _____(Cat____ was soon chopping away in the air. The two guys in it were shouting at me, saying things like "We're gonna ____(18)____ you!" and "You're ____(Sharp)____, big ____(Sterio)____". Luckily, I had some police ____(Toes)____ at my hideout to get rid of them - works every time!

I think I might go see Ray, he's a ____(Membranous)____ cop who seems to live in a ____(Dung)_____ in a park! This is a ___(Putrid)___ city I tell ya....[/color]