Sign Up Quest of Yipe! IV

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]The world of Yipe! is in crisis, strangely enough, yet again. The princesses have been rescued, and the king has his stamps back, but an even greater catastrophe has befallen! The evil bunnies are forming a union, demanding the country become a democracy! Whatever shall we do! The former heroes of Yipe! have sided with the evil bunnies. The King has appealed, this time, to several adventures, to destroy the evil bunnies revolutionary ideas, and to recapture the former Yipe! heroes.

Name: Lacroix
Equipment: Wet Mop, Neon Parka, Newspaper Hat.
Bio: Lacroix was born. Then he grew up. This seems to have been somewhat strange and unique, as everybody seemed to often comment "Oh, you've gotten so big!". The reason for such comments is as yet beyond Lacroix, and he wishes to ask the former Yipe! heroes to explain it, as much as fufill the King's quest.

As Jesus Chicken and I (you had damn well better sign up for this one too), are probably the only people here who have ever heard of Quest Of Yipe!, I will not insist that you know what I'm talking about. Hell, I rarely do.

Quest Of Yipe! IV: The most insane rpg you've ever encountered.[/font][/color]

[Phantom]

omfg!! I AM IN!!!!!!!!!!!

[color=sienna]Name: Ilythiirtar Nailo

Equipment: Potato Launcher, Rubber gloves, Flannel Vest.

Bio: The angered owner of Yipe!'s Royal Armament Bazaar. He is well inclined in taking on damned near any quest imaginable, his keen accuracy is due to a life of living on the farm with his father, shooting at anything that moves. Simple man, not too smart but good with his launcher.[/color]

[Talon]

[b]Name:[/b]Who Ami.

[b]Equipment:[/b]Broomstick, a trenchcoat (clothes underneath), and sunglasses.

[b]Bio:[/b]Is currently questing for snow in the middle of the tropical regions of his mind. He cannot understand why people put "Out of Order" signs on toilets, because they aren't restaurants. At least, not any HE'D like to order from. He remembers the name of everyone he sees, even if he's never heard their name before. He has spent many years trying to figure out what the word "dictionary" means.

[Jesus Chicken]

Name: Jesus Chicken

Equipment: Weapon- Electric Guitar
Armour- Spaghetti Plate
Helm- Jester Hat with bells (BEWARE THE BELLS!!!)
Other- Onion on his belt (belt made of spinnach)

Bio: The son of Gob. He was sent to Yipe by Gob and has been taught to duel by Schmoses, his father. His mother was a ferret, as was the style at the time.

[Heartless Me]

Name: Ratu Leinrosen
Equipment:Golf Club, Wet Noodle Lassoe, Garbage Can Lid
Bio-Ratu Grew up on the 9th fairway near the garbage can. well kinda hard to say grown up when your only 8 years old... He was tought to swing a mean club by one Wolfy Steel and is adept at blocking quick flying projectiles with the garbag can lid.
Appearance-He's about 4'4" with short sandtrap hair and field green eyes, he's pretty thin and looks undernurished.

[BondFanatic]

This looks very funny. I'm in.

Name: Professor Bon Bon Boy
Equipment: Bon Bon Launcher
Bio: Sorry, I don't like bios, so I'm not going to post one.

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]I'll take one or two more people, then I'll start.[/font][/color]

[Ugamon]

lol i am always up to a funny story lol.
name; kredion the dark templer.
equipment:bladed frisbee , a spoon spained with kredions mom medicine that tastes like oil (his favorite!) and kredions little gnome brother.
bio: do i have to if i do you get to lick my bladed frisbee.
apperance: a ugle little warty gnome with black eyes and green warty feet.

[Talon]

I died. I cannot participate in this RPG. I am sorry.

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]We'll live. This should start in the next few days. if it doesn't, someone remind me to get off my *** and do something.[/font][/color]

[Ravenstorture]

[color=darkgreen][font=gothic]Well, why the **** not.

Name: Alastuin
Stuff: a container of broken glass, a teacup, length of twine, evil glare
Bio: Tall, thin, pale, black hair, four elbows, four knees, 36 finger joints, and an obsession with floorboards. Prone to unexplained bouts of yabbering. [/font][/color]

[Eagle]

This sounds really funny & fun.
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Name: Drex Dragoen (pronounced Dr*ex Drago*en)

Equipment Orange cannon(yes it fires oranges, it is also the color orange:D), Orange construction jumpsuit, Orange work Gloves

Bio: Loves the color, food, and flavor orange:D. Was created and raised by his mother and father. Not much else to say. Oh he is a kind hearted generous person. His favorite drink is Orange Soda!;)

I have not plaayed one of the series but you souldn't boot me because I can be very funny at times, yet I also can be serious and if needed I can keep the story on track ................ sorta. :p

Also I shall worship you If you don't boot me.

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]To a goth, that is probaby one of the more physically painful outfits I could think of *shudders*. Right then, I'm starting this, probably tonight. Remember people this rpg is set out to be completely insane, although perhaps within some limits. If I say something's a little too far, don't do it again. But for now, feel in no way inhibited. Crazy as you like. And, in everyone's first post, can you just mention if you've actually played any of the Yipe! series or not? And if you haven't, give me one good reason I shouldn't lynch you...[/font][/color]