Writing The Hollow Saga

[Dragon Warrior]

Here it is. Disasterpiece's newest production. The Hollow Saga. First, I'll let you in on some profiles of the characters. Then, it's time for Episode 1.


[B]Derk:[/B]
Type: Warrior
Weapon: Sword and Shield
Clothing: Armor
Description: The leader of the 4 warriors in this world. He is the bravest, but still not the smartest of them all. He's pretty dang good with his sword, though. And many cower in fear before him. Even some of his friends.

[B]Ford:[/B]
Type: Archer
Weapon: Bow and Arrow (Fists if no arrows)
Clothing: Green Tunic with hood
Description: Most likely the smartest of the 4. He keeps all the important information in his pouch if on paper and if not, in his head. He's deadly with a bow and just one arrow he fires call kill 10 men if he really tried.

[B]Rune:[/B]
Type: Red Mage
Weapon: Magic
Clothing: Red Cloak
Description: The legendary red mage of greatness goes by the name of Rune. His flowing black hair and charming looks are not his only power. He can summon incredible magic when needed.

[B]Jett:[/B]
Type: Uncrafty Thief
Weapon: Flimsy Daggers (in other words, they're crap)
Clothing: Black Ninja Suit
Description: The most unfortunate and unskilled one of the group. He wasn't chosen for the job of being a journeyman in search for the White Seer, but somehow, he ended up becoming one.

[B]Some evil-looking guy:[/B]
Type: Black Mage
Weapon: Black Magic
Clothing: Blue cloak with hood
Description: The leader of the dark side. He may have evil plans, but he's not really with it. In other words, he has no idea what's going on in the world. That can happen to you when all you do is plot devious schemes in your room all day.


[SIZE=4]The Hollow Saga[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]Episode 1:[/SIZE]
"Search for the White Seer"

[B] 930 A.D.
Forlock Kingdom[/B]

A castle fell in the distance of an old land known as Forlock. A war raged between 2 known lands. One was ruled by the prosperous king called King Sire. The other was the dark lord Verman. They were angry with one another for so many years and now it?s come down to this.

A battle.

At the time, Verman?s men were winning. They slashed every living soldier around on Sire?s side. Things were looking grim for Forlock. But King Sire, being not only a great leader, he was a great master and had taught 3 magnificent warriors to do his bidding in battle. They were his last chance.

The 3 warriors busted down the door and emerged with greatness. The first stood up with his green tunic and his hood blocking the rain from his eyes. He brought out his bow and took 5 arrows from his pack on his back. He aimed, fired, and took out 2 Verman warriors with one arrow each. He took down his hood and let the water sprinkle his hair.

This was the best archer in the land: Ford.

The second stood on the opposite side of Ford and his red cloak flowed with the wind as he moved his arms in a mystical way. He mumbled a few words and fired off flames from his palms of his hands at the charging enemy, burning and killing some.

He was a powerful red mage known as Rune.

Then there was the last of the 3. The most bravest, strongest, and cunning of them. He unsheathed his sword, took out his shield and charged the angry crowd, slicing all he could. He did a fine job.

This great warrior went by the name of Derk.

All 3 warriors did their special skills and equally took out an amount of soldiers. Soon, Verman?s army was dead. Verman stood before his dead army and cowered. He looked up only to greet the stern face of Derk. He gulped and back away slowly. He bumped right into Ford. Looking left, all he saw was the redness in Rune?s eyes. Verman leapt high and landed safely away from the angry trio.

Verman held up a clawed hand and waved a pill-like substance. ?Stupid Forlock warriors. You?ll never defeat Verman! NEVER!? He tossed down the pill and smoke shot up everywhere. The smoke passed revealing a giant terrible dragon that was at least 100 feet in height. Derk growled like a dog at the sight.

?Come on, you guys.? he said to Ford and Rune. ?Let?s do this.? He leapt high into the air and chopped off the drake?s head. Candy spouted from it?s decapitated stump and little kids ran up and ate some.

?A pinata.? Ford said, eating a tootsie roll.

?I prefer Starburst.? Rune said proudly. Then, in a kid-like manner, he asked, ?Are there any in there??

?Stop it!? yelled a angered Verman. The 3 warriors looked up and the kids scrammed. ?I didn?t mean to summon a pinata, okay? This is what I meant.? He threw down another pill and a creature popped up that looked just like the piñata except it was made of paper machete and didn?t store delicious treats for kids to feast on. In other words, it wasn?t a piñata.

?Awww?? moaned the kids.

?Now suffer!? shouted Verman at the heroes and he urged the dragon towards them. Derk nodded to Ford who nodded to Rune. Derk jumped at the creature again and slashed at it, but was knocked to the floor without effort.

Ford fired 5 arrows that impaled the creature?s torso, but were easily shakin? out. The dragon then smacked Ford aside. Only Rune remained. He conjured up and spell and fire spouted from his hands once again. It hardly effected the dragon. It shot flames back and burnt Rune to a crisp. ?A fire dragon. Should have known.? Rune barely choked.

Verman laughed continuously. He was obviously enjoying it. Rune started to think and it finally came to him. He got up and prepared himself. ?Derk, distract the dragon while I prepare a spell.?

Derk didn?t argue and stood in front of Rune waving his sword and shouting, ?Blow fire at me!? The dragon looked curiously at the warrior.

[I]This guy's stupid,[/I] thought the dragon. [I]But he asked for it.[/I] The dragon opened his mouth and flames bursted out at Derk. Derk quickly moved and Rune shot ice freezing the dragon from fie to his tail. That?s when Ford took out the dragons arms and legs with his arrows. Derk chopped off it?s head and Rune finished it by blasting the remaining bits with a fire spell. They had won.

Verman began sneaking away, but Derk noticed and went after him. Verman started to run. ?Leave me alone you big bull-AHHHHH!!!? He happened to fall in a pit.

the 3 warriors looked down the pit. Ford scratched his stubs on his chin. ?My my. He fell into the bottomless pit that?s 57 feet deep.?

?No one can survive that.? Rune said, turning away. Derk nodded then turned towards the castle and went wide-eyed.

?Look at Forlock Kingdom! All gone!? It was true. The place was burning down to the size of a doll house. Everyone must have been killed except them. Derk collapsed in tears. Ford patted his back with comfort.

?There, there, big fella. I?m sure they?re all in a better place.?

Derk whimpered through sobs. ?I? failed? King Sire.? He began crying again. ford and Rune helped Derk up and they began for the village that was luckily not attacked. They were about to get there when they heard a faint cry for help. They rushed toward the noise. It was King Sire.

?King Sire!? Derk yelled, rushing over to him. King Sire happened to be trapped under a pile of rumble and wouldn?t make it, though. ?Get up, sire.?

?Derk, I?m not going to make it? but you can do something to help us.?

?What, sire? What is it??

?Fine the White Seer. He?ll grant you the wish of bringing Forlock kingdom and it?s people back. He serves well, he does.?

Ford jumped in the air, happily. ?He grants wishes? I need a heart.?

Rune nodded. ?I need a brain.?

Derk shivered. ?And I need to become brave.? Suddenly a little dog popped up and barked for no reason whatsoever. The 3 warriors turned back to their king and he continued.

?The White Seer is far from here and the journey is very dangerous, but I?m counting on you all to come through. Everyone is.?

Derk knelt down. ?But, sire, how do we find him?? The king managed to grab a map from his pocket and handed it to Derk. Ford took it and looked at it.

The King continued. ?That map will help. Trust me. Just follow the yellow-brick road.? The 3 warriors started to laugh. The King looked at them strangely. ?What? What is it??

Derk tried to hold back his laughter. ?Oh nothing, Dorothy! Hahahaha!? Rune and Ford joined in. The king scratched his head. he became rather annoyed and lifted up the rumble pile, walked over, smacked some sense into the 3 of them, got back under the rumble pile and cleared his throat.

?Yeesh. I?m not copying the Wizard of Oz, okay? Even if there?s a Wicked Witch of the West, but I tell you one thing. She doesn?t ride a regular bike. It?s a Harley motorcycle, and another thing. She rides around in a hurricane. Not a tornado. So there.? The 3 warriors nodded. The King continued. ?Just follow the map and you?ll be there. don?t be stupid and not follow the map. You guys have a tendency to do that.?

Derk put a hand to his forehead. ?You can count on us, sir!? The King put a hand to his forehead and the warriors left. The king?s hand turned into a hand wiping the sweat from his face. ?Why did I put my life and my kingdom?s future in their hands?? That was the last thing King Sire ever said.


Soon, the 3 brave warriors find themselves in the town of Rookie. Derk had the urge to go buy some cookies, but they stopped when seeing a shadowy figure passing around the barrels. The shadowy figure seemed to be on a mission. With just a nod from Derk, the 3 heroes follow this suspicious character.

The shadowy figure led them straight into a heavily-guarded base. How did they get through the heavily-guarding guards? Well, it?s a long story so sit back and I?ll-

[We interrupt your sad, pitiful lives for no reason. Maybe just to save an excuse for the heroes to get past the heavily-guarding guards]

? and that?s how. So, they find this figure sneaking up to a priceless pottery locked safely in glass. The figure was a thief! The thief took out a glass cutter and carefully stepped up to the glass. Then, putting the glass slicer aside so he wouldn?t cut himself, he smashed the glass with his fist and the alarm went off. He grabbed the pottery and ran, but ran right into Derk. The thief dropped the pottery in shock and it broke.

?Dang it. Now look what you made me do.?

Derk stepped forward. ?What are you doing??

?Slyly stealing pottery.?

?You didn?t steal it.?

?Well, I could?ve if you didn?t get in the way.?

Derk shrugged. ?Never the less. What is your name??

?I go by the name of Julia!? The 3 warriors started laughing outrageously. Julia sizzled. ?What? What?s so funny??

Ford could hardly keep his laughter down to be able to talk. ?Julia?s a girl?s name.?

?Next, he?ll be Mary.? Derk chuckled, slapping his knee in enjoyment.

?No. But that won?t be my name. I shall be known as SUZY!? The warriors laughed again. SUZY stomped her? er? HIS foot on the ground in anger. ?What do you suppose my name should be then??

Ford took out some paperwork from his pouch. ?Well, have a look at our names. Mine is Ford, his is Derk, and the red mage is Rune. We all have 4 letter names. You need a 4 letter name.?

Jul-I mean? Su-No! The thief thought for a moment. ?Like???? He asked Ford eagerly.

Ford pondered while the sirens stilll went off and soldiers ran amuck. ?I suppose something like? well, think of a name that means something like you.?

?Umm? I wear black clothing.?

?I don?t think that?ll do much.?

?Jett is a name that means black.?

?Fine. Whatever. But your not changing your name anymore in this episode.? Derk thumped his fingers on a priceless crown. He turned, knocking it to the floor and breaking it.

?Can we go now?? He asked.

?Yeah. Go on.? Jett urged. ?Leave so I can steal some more stuff. I got business in the black markets ya know.? Jett started off, but was stopped by Rune who cast a spell to keep him still.

Derk stood in front of him. ?Your not going anywhere, thief. Your coming with us.?

?Isn?t that going somewhere?? Jett asked, barely able to move his mouth.

?Umm? well? you see? SHUT UP! C?mon Ford and Rune. Let?s move.?

And so, the 3 warriors recruited the thief Jett even if he didn?t want to go. This story?s getting nowhere, I must admit.

[B]Meanwhile, in the dark evil-looking setting of our villain?[/B]

The cloaked bad guy spies over his crystal ball, watching the heroes? every move. He laughed evilly. ?Hahaha! Soon, the heroes and that thief Mary shall parish! Muahahahaha! Or my name isn?t? isn?t? man, the writer is lousy. He didn?t bother naming me neither.?

His henchmen shrugged and the evil-looking guy rubbed his chin which was shadowed in his hood. ?Umm? I know! You shall now all address me as DARTH VADER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?

One soldier cleared his thoat and ?Darth Vader? turned towards him and shrugged. ?Umm? sir? Darth Vader was taken back in the 80?s by George Lucas who made a series called Star Wars.?

?Hm. Well crap. Now what shall I be known as? dumb writer. Leaving this up to me. I?m an evil villain. Not an? an? author. Well, have this George Lucas liquidated. I KNOW! You shall all call me for now on? HARRY POTTER! Muhahahahaha!? Lightning flashed as he laughed. But his insane laughing was interrupted by the same soldier. Harry Potter turned towards him. ?What now??

?Umm? sir, Harry Potter is a series about a young wizard who goes to a school called Hogwarts and has many adventures. There?s 4 books in the series right now. They?re by an author known as J. K. Rowling.?

?For God sakes! Why don?t I know this? I freakin? get the Wall Street Journal and read it at night before bed with a cup of tea. I should know these things. Well, have this J. K. Rowling liquidated as well.?

?We can?t sir.?

?And why not??

?Because there?s still about 3 more books left to be written for the series and having Rowling liquidated would crush the fans? hearts. I?m a fan as well, sir.?

?I see, Henchman #465. Well then, keep her alive ?til she finishes, but threaten her to make her production faster.?

?Right sir.?

?I guess I?ll just use something noncreative right now and call myself Dark Sinister.?

?Very good sir.?

?Thank you. Now be gone. I want that Lucas liquidated by tonight.? The solider saluted and ran off. Dark Sinister turned back to his crystal ball and peered into it. He laughed evilly again. ?Soon, my pretties? GAH! Darn Wizard of Oz dialog? ahem? I?ll start again. Soon, warriors, you shall all die! HAHAHAHA! And then I shall-? And so the curtains close on Dark Sinister before he finishes what he was saying.


And so, at the end of every episode, we shall have a special for you.

IT?S LET?S TALK WITH MONKEY.

Monkey sits in his chair and scratches his head.

THAT WAS LET?S TALK WITH MONKEY! SEE YA NEXT TIME!

[Kinetic]

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Lol, long, and funny :p My favorite thing would have to be the wizard of Oz things. I thought it was going to be serious at first, but then you put all of the jokes in there :)
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[Dragon Warrior]

Good. That's the effect I wanted. I wanted it to be serious at the beginning to throw off the reader then BAM! Put in some comedy to spice it up. Don't worry. That'll probably be the only time I'll do that.

An episode of the Hollow Saga each week and Goatman episodes randomly popping up. It's like a party!

[vegeta rocker]

somehow you using comedy didnt surprise me now that i become more familiar with your work.

[Dragon Warrior]

Heh heh. Yeah. Well, that's what I write. That or adventure and Hollow Saga's just that. Fantasy adventure with comedy! BOOYAH!