RPG Bebbies Adventures: Episode I- The Phantom Madness

[Justin]

BEBBIES ADVENTURES

It's a troubled time in the the Land of Hubbentug. THE GREAT BOOK GUIDE TO BEBBIESDOM has been lost to the evil EMPIRE OF THE HOOLAGOO.

The government of Hubbentug is in shabbles. Without their beloved Guide they will soon be no more!

So, a small band of heroes has set out on a quest to defeat the evil Empire, and save the Land of Hubbentug...
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[i]Lumporump's eyes open slowly from meditation. He has sensed a great disturbance in the Force--the force of his vibrating neck massger...[/i]

Lumporump: Damn cheap electro-fiddle faddle!

[i]He hurls the thing across the room, bashing his apprentice in the head.[/i]

Rumpolump: OWIE!

Lumporump: Leave your head out in the way, do you? Deserve what you get, you do!

[i]He throws a mushroom at him.[/i]
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[i]A darkly dressed creature stares out into the vast expanse of space.[/i]

???: Huh...uh...Huh...uh.......Huh...ugh cough hack cough!

Servant: Your inhaler, Lord Tater.

[i]The servant moves swiftly across the steel floor to give the asmatic tyrant his relief.[/i]

Lord Tater: Thank you, [i]Admiral[/i] Needle. Now that we have their precious Guide, we must crush the land of Hubbentug! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Admiral Needle: Hahahahahahaha!

Guard1: hahhahahahahaha!

Guard2: Hahahahahaha!!

Random Yoda-look-alike: Hahahahahaha!!
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[i]Standing alone on a tall hill, Lumporump sniffs the air.[/i]

Lumporump: Danger, I feel...

Rumpolump: Weren't we JUST in some kind of a meditation chamber?

Lumporump: A ready council will I keep on where are we?!?!

Rumpolump: Was that a question, or a retort?

[i]Lumporump bashes Rumpolump atop his head with his stick.[/i]

Lumporump: MINE!!!

Rumpolump: *rubbing his head* Riiight...
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Let the madness...[i]begin[/i]...

-Justin

[Chaos]

[i]Neh walked around in a perfect circle, his head cocked to the left, yet he was moving to the right. A large crowd had formed around him, each and every bebbie looking with anticipation.[/i]

[b]Neh:[/b] "Arr! Dern scurvvy got me blarged! Can't even hold me head straight up, arr!"

[i]The crowd of Bebbies exploded in laughter, tossing roses, cookies, and pies in paper boxes at Neh. Neh took a quick bow, before picking up a rose in his mouth roughly, and began to salsa dance with himself. The crowd roared even louder with laughter, and clapped madly as Neh stopped, and picked up a cheesecake. And before you could even say "Blabbernickel", Neh's faithful compainion, Larry the Flamingo had appeared in a beautiful yet gaugy flash of pink.

Neh hopped once, and boarded Larry, swiftly thereafter ridding off. But he suddenly stopped in front of a hill where he heard a crackling voice screaming "Whipper-snapper!!".[/i]

[Flash]

[B]Rumpolump:[/B] [I]What [/I] did you just call me?

[B]Lumporump:[/B] You heard me! You're a [I]Whipper-Snapper[/I], through and through!

[I]Rumpo's eyes swelled up with anger. His small, pink, fluffy body suddenly seemed intimidating to the old wizard. He lifted up his short right arm, a small twig grasped tightly in it. Lumporump recoiled in fear, as Rumpolump brought his arm down swiftly, and pointed the stick directly at Lumporump's face.[/I]

[B]Rumpolump:[/B] bebebebebebebebeb.... HA!

[I]A massive flash of light erupted from the stick. Then, a few moments afterwards, a turnip materialised in the sky. It began to fall, gravity pulling it down towards Rumpolump's head... Rumpolump looked up, realising there wasn't enough time for him to react... He flailed his arms about, screaming, as the turnip bonked him on the head, making a novel 'bloop' sound as it bounced off and landed on the ground next to him. Rumpolump grabbed the spot where the turnip hit him, and howled in pain... For his skull was Turnip intolerant.[/I]

[Outlaw]

[i]Suddenly, a screaming sound came from above[/i]

[SIZE=1]AAAAAAAAAA[/SIZE][SIZE=2]AAAAAAAAAAAA[/SIZE][SIZE=3]AAAAAAAAAAA[/SIZE][SIZE=5]AAAAAAAAAAAA[/SIZE][SIZE=7][b]Thud![/b][/SIZE]

[i]A suprised looking Rumpolump and Lumporump stared at the Bebbie shaped crater in the ground. A small arm rose up from the crater, pulling up a small Bebbie.[/i]

Larry - Ugh, Larry no like jump with out shute. Stupid man lie to Larry. LARRY KILL!

[i]With that, the miniture Bebbie pulled a gigantic chain saw out from nowhere and put on a Jason like hockey mask and wadled away from the dumbfounded group.[/i]

Rumpolump and Lumporump - :therock:

[Justin]

Lumporump: ANYWAY...gather together a band of adventurers, we must.

Rumpolump: You want the band 'the Adventurers' to come play a concert here!?!?!

Lumporump: The band, no. Concert, no. A band OF adventurers willing to go into the unknown, yes.

Rumpolump: Oh...feck that.

Lumporump: *starts doing a little dance* Bookayaka bookayaka boo boo boo...bookayaka bookayaka boo boo boo...

[i]After nearly tens minutes of dancing a pointless chanting...[/i]

Lumporump: BOOKAYAKA!!!!

[i]Suddenly all the advertisments in the land changed into "All those willing to adventurize, come to the top of the Ghuflllooloo Hill, Bookayaka!"[/i]

Rumpolump: Baka...

Lumporump: Speaking of fluffy french fries...*pulls out some old fish and starts eating it*
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Neh: *sniffs the air* I sense the need to go to the random tall hill right over there....@_@

[i]Neh walks into a tree, backs up, and walks into it again. He repeats the process continuously...[/i]

-Justin

[Shy]

[color=darkblue][i]Piddleiddle the spooker floats down Wicca-Wicca-Tub-Tub, magically drawn to a mysterious force.[/i]

[b]Piddleiddle:[/b] I am being magically drawn to a mysterious force.

[i]Night falls and Piddleiddle continues to float into the courtyard where Lumporump and Rumporlump continue dancing, the handle of Piddleiddle's umbrella begins to glow bright green[/i]

[b]Piddleiddle:[/b] My umbrella handle is glowing, someone must be dancing near here.

[b]Lumporump and Rumporump:[/b] Chibbity, chibbity choo! Nub-nub, pap doodad!

[i]Lumporump and Rumporump notice the glowing green spectre overhead and stop dancing.[/i]

[b]Piddleiddle:[/b] Were you the ones who summoned me?

[b]Lumporump:[/b] Huh?

[b]Piddleiddle:[/b] What?

[b]Rumporump:[/b] Eh?

[b]Lumporump:[/b] Zuh?

[b]Piddleiddle:[/b] Ergh?

[b]Rumporump:[/b] *nods*

[b]Piddleiddle:[/b] No?

[b]Rumporump:[/b] Uh-huh.

[b]Lumporump and Piddliddle:[/b] You lose!

[i]Lumporump and Piddleiddle burst into a fit of laughter, and celebrate their victory with some corkschwet. Piddleiddle is a spooker, so he can't have any and is sad.[/i][/color]

[Flash]

[B]Rumpolump:[/B] Okay, everyone shut up. You're all insane. Lumporump, We have to judge the people who want to become our companions on our long and mystical quest to find the thing that's lost and stuff.

[B]Lumporump:[/B] Indeed. But surely, people will want an incentive?

[B]Rumpolump:[/B] Of course. Free pie.

[B]Lumporump:[/B] (I've taught him well...)

[I]Lumporump and Rumpolump sat back in their chairs, behind a desk, on the top of Ghuflllooloo Hill. Hanging on the front of a desk is a sign--'Adventurers required; Enquire above. Free pie'.[/I]

[Outlaw]

Unseen voice from infront of the table - Larry want pie!

Rumpolump - Who, wha? Who said that?

Larry - Larry did! LARRY WANT PIE!

[i]Lumporump and Rumpolump peek over the table to see the short Larry jumping up and down, waving his little arms.[/i]

Lumporump - Eager he is. But aswell to small.

Larry - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LARRY NOT SMALL!

[i]Pulling out his massive chainsaw and Jason Hockey mask, Larry saws the table in half.[/i]

Rump & Lump - :eek:

Larry - Now can Larry have Pie!?

[Chaos]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Outlaw [/i]
[B]Unseen voice from infront of the table - Larry want pie!

Rumpolump - Who, wha? Who said that?

Larry - Larry did! LARRY WANT PIE!

[i]Lumporump and Rumpolump peek over the table to see the short Larry jumping up and down, waving his little arms.[/i]

Lumporump - Eager he is. But aswell to small.

Larry - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr LARRY NOT SMALL!

[i]Pulling out his massive chainsaw and Jason Hockey mask, Larry saws the table in half.[/i]

Rump & Lump - :eek:

Larry - Now can Larry have Pie!? [/B][/QUOTE]

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Larry is a flamingo.
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[i]Neh continued to walk back and forth into the tree. But suddenly he stopped. He smelled pie. He looked over to a sign, seeing a text that had the greatest words in history written on them: "Free Pie". That was the last straw. Hopping on Larry again, Neh rode at full speed towards the table...[/i]

[Outlaw]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SuperSayian [/i]
[B]

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Larry is a flamingo.
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[i]Neh continued to walk back and forth into the tree. But suddenly he stopped. He smelled pie. He looked over to a sign, seeing a text that had the greatest words in history written on them: "Free Pie". That was the last straw. Hopping on Larry again, Neh rode at full speed towards the table...[/i] [/B][/QUOTE]

Theres not just one Larry in the world.
But You can call me Mini Larry if ya want, ta keep it from getting confusing.

[Justin]

Lumporump: What th HECK...

[i]The wise, bebbie gives the little one some pie[/i]

Rumpolump: Welcome to the team.

Mini-Larry: Yaya!!

Neh: Fellow bebbies...your savior has arrived! *jumps down from a tree on the back of Larry* I--AM------NEH!!!

[i]Cricket noises[/i]

Lumporump:...

Rumpolump:...

Mini-Larry: *eats pie*

Neh: I'm here for the pie...

Rumpolump: Sorry, fresh out.

Lumporump: I say when we are fresh out and fresh out, we are not! *wacks Rumpolump repeatedly* Well...uh...you seem qualified...welcome to the team!

[i]Lumporump proceeds to do the Hamtaro dance[/i]

Neh: Great. Where's the pie again?

Lumporump: Fresh out...^_^

Rumpolump: -___-;;

Neh: o.o;

Mini-Larry: *eats pie*

-Justin

[Chaos]

[b]Neh:[/b] "... ... ... Pie.... Must find pie."

[b]Lumporump:[/b] "Fresh out. ^__^"

[b]Neh:[/b] "Do you say anything else?"

[b]Lumporump:[/b] "Fresh out. ^__^"

[b]Neh:[/b] "Do YOU...have the ABILITY...to say anything ELSE?"

[b]Lumporump:[/b] "Fresh out. ^__^"

[b]Neh:[/b] "Great. I'm stuck in an RPG now?"

[b]Lumporump:[/b] "Fresh out. ^__^"

[b]Neh:[/b] "Meh..."