RPG Quest Of Yipe! IV

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]That right people. The most insane rpg you will ever encounter has started.

IC:[I]Lacroix stood with the others in front of the King.[/I]

King: Now, young brave adventures! You must make the evil bunnies cease their dastardly anti-monarchy ideas!

Lacroix: Why?

[I]The King blinks. Several times. Getting slightly caught up in it, it takes several loud coughs from the court jester, who is rather aggravated about the King doing his job for him, to remind the somewhat absent minded King that he has company.[/I]

King: You can never blink enough you know. Where was I? Ah yes. Bunnies. Lots of them. They're evil you know?

Lacroix: Yes, we know. But why must we stop them?

King: Because they don't have eyebrows.

[I]A somewhat angry silence falls over the group.[/I]

Lacroix: What, exactly, has that to do with anything.

King: Well, it's in the town charter you understand.

[I]True to his word, town charter reads.

"To all ye who would found a town called Yipe!

Know ye that a town called Yipe! can only be ruled by those with eyebrows, and furry ones at that.

Know ye also that should ye fail in this, well, just don't okay."

The rest of the charter seems to have disappeared. And this charter's ink seems a little, well, moist. Oh well. The adventurers turn and walk out, cautiously stepping over the corpses of the leaping sheep that had earlier invaded. Personally, Lacroix was more interested in why it was so strange that he grew up, than in the revolution of the bunnies.

His mop newly wet, his neon parker rebatteried, and his newspaper hat containing the latest comics, Lacroix was ready for anything.[/font][/color]

[Phantom]

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[BondFanatic]

Professor Bon Bon Boy casually strolled out of his house in the town of Yipe!, randomly shooting people with his Bonbon Launcher.

PBBB: What's this about anti-monarchy rabbits? Let's tie them up, dip them in gold paint and call them fruity parrot feathers!

[Jesus Chicken]

[I]Jesus stepped out into the sunshine and wondered why the hell he was still in this Gob forsaken town. Yipe! was such a hole he wondered why anyone else was still in this Gob forsaken town and why the bunnies wanted it so much. Oh well, Gob had been screwing with the world for some time and it looked like he was only going to make it worse.[/I]

Jesus: Hey, what the hell are we supposed to do?

Lacriox: Kill the bunnies, how should I know?

Jesus: Good point.

Lacriox: I thought so.

Jesus: Can we kill them now then?

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]Lacroix: Ah, why not.

[I]They left Yipe!, following the path towards Manyard. Before they get too far, Epiy the wizard gets to them, yelling at them to stop.[/I]

Lacroix: Was there something?

Epiy: Yes! I need to go with you!

Lacroix: Why?

Epiy: Because I've turned into a marine biologist!

[I]Due to the fact that biology wasn't an offically recognised science in the world of Yipe!, and that science itself didn't really exist, they chose to ignore him. He walked off, despondant, before yelling about fish in the grass. They were very surprised to find him actually right.[/I]

Lacroix: Food! I say we eat them all!

Jesus: No! They're the bunnies' henchman!

[I]Lacroix did a fast double take, finding he was right. Indeed, the fish were dressed in gangster suits, and looked like they meant business.[/font][/color][/I]

[Phantom]

[color=sienna][i]Jumping from behind the counter of ?IN?s Arms of Yipe!?, Ilythiirtar fired a potato at the customer, knocking his head back with a face of potato. Looking on, he grins with a large toothy smile.[/i]

[b]Illy:[/b] ?Come again!?

[i]Leaving the store, he meets up with his old friend, PBBB, grinning, both with their launchers in hand, while Illy reloads his potato rounds, PBBB is firing off hard brown bon bon?s at locals, grinning.[/i]

[b]Illy:[/b] ?You know? I think we have to kill some bunnies.. hehe.. I heard the king talking bout them..?

[b]PBBB:[/b] ?YEP!!!!!!!!!?

[i]Following the very trail as Jesus and Lacroix, they come past the ??by-oh-loh-gih-st??.trading glances, they decide to pummel the ?by-oh-loh-gih-st? and steal his beef jerky? Once on the ground, they both fire off more shots from their launchers, stealing his remaining beef jerky.

Coming up to the fish, they instantly recognize the half dead, tuxedo wearing fish as song birds.[/i]

[b]PBBB:[/b] ?OH NO!!! NOT BIRDFISH!!!!!! SONG BIRD GANGSTER FISH!!!!?

[b]Illy:[/b] ?SHIHAAT!!!!!!!?[/color]

[BondFanatic]

PBBB started to launch his Bon Bons like crazy, hitting the fish and knocking them all to the ground.

PBBB: Let's tie them up, dip them in gold paint and call them fruity parrot feathers!

And he did exactly that.

Ten minutes later, the fish were tied up on the ground, covered in wet gold paint, while the random passing townsperson laughed at them and called them fruity parrot feathers.

PBBB & Illy: Haha! Stupid fruity parrot feathers!

[Eagle]

[I]Drex Dragoen(D.D.) wakes up at the Inn in Yipe! to find he overslept ... again![/I]

[B]D.D.[/B]: Crap!!! I did it again!

[I]Then he runs downstairs and out the door as fast as he could and down the same path everyone else took and found the golden fishand he kept running till he bumped into PBBB and Illy.[/I]

[B]D.D.[/B] Hey guys whats up where you headed??

[The Harlequin]

[font=gothic][color=crimson]Lacroix: The evil bunnies are becoming revolutionaries. For assorted reasons of our own, we're going to stop them. Or something.

D.D: Hell, why not. Off to stop the rabbits!

Lacroix: Hell yeah!

[I]They continue on, oblivious to the danger that awaits both them and their eyebrows.[/font][/color][/I]

[Phantom]

[color=sienna][i]Illy and PBBB walk smile, and wink, thowing a bucket over each other's heads. They walk on, meeting up with the rest of the gang...[/i]

[b]PBBB:[/b] "I swear...if only we could see where we were going."

[b]Illy:[/b] "You fool... that is not the point..."

[i]Illy fires off a potato round into PBBB's stomach and he immediately falls over laughing. Illy does the same as the others watch...Their faces break into wry smiles as they begin pummeling the two felled gunmen.[/i][/color]

[Jesus Chicken]

[/I]Jesus was getting angry, he wanted to kill stuff and anything would suffice, well especially the giant seagulls flying overhead and they were looking at the group as if they were a meal. All of a sudden PBBB was crushed under a splat of white (go figure) and the rest took a step back, looked up and prepared for a battle.[/I]

[Phantom]

[color=sienna][i]Illy loosed four potatoes at the lead gull, missing fruitlessly. His aim had not improved since his ivonleague days. However one potatoe clogged the rear bomb hatch of the lead gull, causing it to self explode in mid air...

Lacroix looked at Illy, quite impressed...but very unhappy, Jesus still angry, but ready for battle...

PBBB was struggling from the rancid pile of dung, he still had a grand smile strewn upon his visage as he emerged...[/i]

[b]PBBB:[/b] (waving) "ITS ONLY ICING!!!!!!!!!"[/color]

[Eagle]

[I]Then everyone burst out laughing, but this was no time to laugh because the seagulls were still above them!!![/I]

[B]D.D.[/B]: Ummm... guys look up.

[B]Everyone but D.D.[/B]: Huh?...

[I]Everyone looks up to see the gulls still circling ready to bomb them. Just then D.D. pulls out his trusty orange cannon and fires multilpe oranges...[/I]

[B]D.D.[/B]: YES!!! Got 'em!