Writing Gavin and Wes- A Special Mini Series

[Dragon Warrior]

This is just a crazy mini series my friend Wes and I are making. Pretty much the episodes don't make sense, but many shows don't. That makes them funny! Enjoy!


Gavin and Wes

Episode 1
"The Great Sensai"


Gavin and Wes were training one day in the park. A woman was walking her baby in a stroller down the sidewalk when the child caught their eye. "Your such a cute little thing, aren't you?" She said tickling it.

"Eegad! A drooling baby of weakness!" Gavin shouts eagerly.

"Ah HA! A worthy opponent." Wes says unsheathing his sword..

"Indeed. This'll take all of our power." Gavin says, doing the same. The baby giggled. The woman looked up.

"What is it, honey. You see something funny?" She looks at Gavin and Wes. "Oh. Those are just losers with sharp weapons." The baby waved his arms. Gavin and Wes took this as a threat and prepared. The baby burped and they took it as a warcry and started charging towards it. The woman screamed and the baby threw it's rattle at Wes and Gavin.

It struck Wes on his head and he yelled, "Retreat!"


Later, they came back to the park and met with the baby again. This time, it's personal. "Are you sure we can take him this time?" Gavin asked worryingly.

"Of course. We've had two minutes to train." Wes reassured him. Then, with that, they rush towards the baby waving their weapons and screaming. The baby leapt from his stroller and kicked them in the faces. Then, taking them by the scruffs of their necks, he tosses them to the ground and bodyslams them. Even though he weighs only 7 pounds, it was still a devistating attack.

Gavin, hardly able to talk, reached into his pocket. "Wait... I have... a... plan..." He pulled out a bottle and gave it to the baby. It was peaceful.

Then, like an idiot, Wes says, "Oh... I get it. You put poison in the bottle."

"Actually, I was just hoping to make friends with him."

"Oh. I get ya." Wes winks. Gavin just ignores him. Then, Gavin and Wes knelt before the baby. "Great Sensei. What is your bidding?"

The baby looked up from it's feeding. "Goo goo."

"Right away master!" Gavin and Wes stood straight. They then ran off to do the baby's biddings. Whatever that is...


"Well, you heard Sensei. We must conquer the world for him." Wes says running.

"Actually, I think he told us to get ice cream." Gavin says, running along side him.

"I could have sworn he said conquer the world. Oh well. Let's just stick with the ice cream. It's faster." They then came across the ice cream man.

"Man, that's convenient." Gavin and Wes said in unison.

"And what would you boys like?" said the ice cream man in his cool truck of delicious treats.

"Pizza!" Wes exclaims.

"Umm... we don't have pizza. What else would you like?" the ice cream man considered.

"A thousand bucks please." Gavin said holding out his hand.

"I'm not giving out money! Now is there anything else you want?" The ice cream man scolded.

"How about world peace." Wes said with a halo over his head.

"I'm not God ya know!"

"Really? I could have sworn..."

"Well I'm not God!"

"Well, can you give us world peace anyways?" Wes asks.

"No! Now what kind of ice cream do you want?"

"Is that a threat?" Gavin unsheathed his sword. "C'mon Wes. Let's take care of this joker." The two stupid heroes charge. The ice cream man pulled out two vanilla ice cream cones and he hurled them at the two losers. No, we don't mean puke. Then, the ice cream man ran off while they ate the ice cream.

"Wow. This is great." Wes says.

Gavin looked down at the tire of the truck. "Hey! Look! He dropped an ice cream cone next to all that ice cream."

"What luck!" Wes commented.

"Let's take it back to Sensai!" Gavin quickly said and so they did.


When they made it back to the park, a lion was next to the baby... umm... uhh... I mean Sensai. Wes jumped up in the air. "A lion is attacking Sensai! We'll save you!" The two warriors withdrew their swords and attacked the lion. It put up a good fight even though it was napping, but when it woke up, it totally annihilated them. Just then, the baby's mother appeared at the scene.

"Hey! That's my baby's pet! Leave Fluffy alone!"

"Oops. We killed it." And they all start laughing.

Gavin looked at the item in his hand. "How did we all get ice cream? There was only 3." Everyone laughs again and eats their ice cream.

THE END

[RicoTranzrig]

[COLOR=darkblue]Hehe...that was...strange...but I could imagine that on a comic strip in the paper or online.[/COLOR]

[Dragon Warrior]

Yes. I pictured it as a cartoon show. We'll have another episode soon. It's just crazy...