Writing Mario Versus Sonic

[James]

[b]Mario versus Sonic

CHAPTER 1: THE NOT SO NORMAL BEGINNING[/b]

The calm, blue ocean glistened in the morning light. From above, it looked as blue as the sky. And it was so fresh, that people came from all over the globe to take a dip.

On this particular day a rumbling sound, deep within the clouds above, broke the tranquil silence. And soon enough, a large shape emerged from the billowing white expanse. It was a plane. Not just any plane, mind you; this plane was pink. Yes, pink. And not only was it pink, but on its roof was painted a large symbol that, to the common slack-jawed-joe-six-pack, resembled a large brown mushroom.

And suddenly, without warning, the plane stopped in mid-air. The waves below stopped moving and the air stood still. Part of the cloud behind the plane began moving?

A small chunk of cloud floated away from the rest. And within this small chunk of cloud was sitting a small, orange turtle with glasses. The turtle began moving closer and closer, with what appeared to be a camera attached to the end of a fishing line. He moved closer and closer until?

[b][i]SMAAASH!![/i][/b]

The turtle promptly adjusted his glasses, before turning to face the audience. Yes, he is now facing the audience. Oh, wait?he?s coming closer to me?OUCH! What did you do that for? I?m trying to tell a story here!

[b]Turtle:[/b] Not on my time, buddy! Move along, now.

And just like that, the turtle managed to extract the original narrator from the scene. Amazing, huh?

[b]Lakitu:[/b] Ahh, much better. No more of this ?turtle? business?

The turtle bowed as best he could inside his cloud.

[b]Lakitu:[/b] Welcome to Mario vs Sonic, a tale of espionage, intrigue, sex, lies and videotape?

The sound of crickets could be heard in the background as Lakitu wiped the sweat from his bald little forehead.

[b]Lakitu:[/b] Okay, well?it?s not quite like that. But nevertheless, I?m sure you?ll enjoy the story. As you?ve probably guessed, I?m the narrator. And yes, I am currently speaking in the present tense?despite the fact that this story is actually being told in the past tense?

Lakitu went cross-eyed for a brief moment, as if he were confused by his own words.

[b]Lakitu:[/b] Now that we have that business sorted out, let me give you a little background on the current situation.

Lakitu turned and pointed to the pink plane behind him, which was still in a state of suspended animation.

[b]Lakitu:[/b] That, my friends, is the plane of Princess Toadstool. Or, in ?new school speak?, Princess Peach. Where are they going, you ask? Well, as a matter of fact, they are going on a vacation. You see, Mario is sick and tired of constantly saving that ungrateful Princess. And considering that she won?t give him any of the good stuff?

The crowd boos loudly.

[b]Lakitu:[/b] Erm, by good stuff I mean?cake. Yes?cake. Ahem. Anyway?as a kind of payment for all his hard work, the Princess has decided to pay for this vacation. Just where are they going? You?ll have to read on and find out!

Lakitu bowed once more and added a wink for good measure. He then calmly made his way out of the scene?

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And then, he flew straight back into view.

[b]Lakitu:[/b] Oops! I forgot to start it up again?sorry. ^_^;;;

He clicked his fingers and then flew back behind the clouds from whence he came. As soon as he did so, the pink plane rumbled to life again and continued to make its way over the ocean below.

There were only three people inside the plane itself; Princess Peach, Mario and Sir Shroom. Sir Shroom was Peach?s loyal butler. Mario was somewhat annoyed that Sir Shroom had invited himself along on this particular vacation, as he was hoping to get some of the good stuff whilst relaxing on the beach. And by good stuff, I mean cake, of course.

Mario and Peach had spent the last hour discussing what they would do when they reached their destination. Mario wanted to visit the beach first, while Peach wanted to visit the local market. As for Sir Shroom, well, he was a big fan of magic mushrooms. And he greatly anticipated a visit to the local mushroom stall. And yes, by ?magic mushrooms?, I mean pudding.

After several hours in the air, both Peach and Mario had been laying back in their comfortable mushroom-embroidered chairs, thinking of the kind of fruit they would like to taste test. The island they were visiting was known as Dolphic Island. It was a small, out-of-the-way place, far from the hustle and bustle of the Mushroom Kingdom. It was famous for its local fruit.

[b]Peach:[/b] Ah! I can just picture it now! A big, tasty cocamelon!

[b]Mario: [/b]Cock-a-what?! o_O;

[b]Peach:[/b] Cocamelon! Haven?t you ever heard of them? They are delicious. I used to get them shipped in by the container load to my castle?but for some reason, the shipments stopped?

Sir Shroom, who was rudely overhearing everything that was being said, leaned over to Mario and whispered in his ear?

[b]Sir Shroom:[/b] Yeah, the shipments stopped because Princess Peach bought some non-see-through blinds for her bedroom. The couriers weren?t able to peek at her underthingies while on their lunch break?

[b]Peach:[/b] Did you say something, Shroom?

She raised her eyebrow.

[b]Sir Shroom:[/b] No?nothing.

She nodded.

[b]Peach:[/b] Very well.

As the hours went by, Mario and Peach began talking of Mario?s previous adventures. Peach just loved to hear about Mario?s bravery in saving her life time and time again. Sir Shroom blocked his ears with some large, fluffy earmuffs during the rest of the trip. He was sick and tired of hearing the constant flirting; he just wished they?d get a room and leave him alone.

Finally, after many hours in the air, the trio could feel the plane landing. Peach looked out the window and saw the runway; they were landing on Dolphic Coast, which was directly adjacent to Dolphic City, the capital of the island.

Beyond the runway, Peach could see colorful huts and strange, sandy-colored buildings. There were many of them ? maybe hundreds. And they seemed to be clustered in little groups, going back as far as the eye could see.

The streets of Dolphic City were populated by friendly townspeople, who were certainly not very modest; they were nothing but grass skirts and ?coconut-boulder-holders?, as Peach referred to them. Peach was brought up as a Princess, so of course, she felt a little uncomfortable seeing so much bare flesh. Of course, matters weren?t helped by the fact that she?d been wearing the same pink dress for the last decade or so. As soon as she exited the plane, she planned on making a change of clothing one of her first orders of business.

As the plane came to a halt, the large door on one side opened slowly. Warm sunlight poured into the plane?s little cabin. Mario, Sir Shroom and Peach all shielded their eyes ? they weren?t used to such bright light!

Mario jumped out the door of the plane, followed closely by Peach and Sir Shroom. As they stood by the plane, they carefully surveyed the local area.

[b]Sir Shroom:[/b] My, my. There is a lot of bare flesh here! O_O

[b]Peach:[/b] Tsk tsk. Sir Shroom?you?re my butler. You should have more dignity!

Sir Shroom hung his head low and quietly whispered a few choice phrases that won?t be repeated here.

Mario looked to his right, across the white sand of the beach. On the other side of the beach he saw a familiar figure laying in the sun. But who was it?

[Mist]

[color=crimson][size=1] This is really great, James. I like the comedy, although it is a bit related to a sexual extent. (Duh...) I hope you continue soon.


Coconut-boulder-holders...:rotflmao:[/color][/size]

[vegeta rocker]

sex, lies, and video tape. I love it can't wait for the continuation. I swear when i read that tape part i thought of Games Gone Wild! And a huge array of characters flashing........

[Juu]

[color=deeppink] [size=1]LOL, that was great james. :laugh:
You really should continue...
and.. btw... your banner's really funny!!![/color] [/size]

[G/S/B Master]

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA.Man I love to see chapter 2

[vegeta rocker]

will you hurry up with chapter 2!!! I so want to read it, i haven't looked forward to a chapter like this since goodnight moon.

[ifm2181]

:D Cool story man

[Talon]

[color=teal]Please man! I wanna see more! I wanna know what's happening with Sonic. I mean I can JUST see Tails puttering around, holding a camera and struggling to keep up with the coolest, bluest king of speed! Please hurry up![/color]

[ifm2181]

Be sure to use chili dogs in it ;)

[Red]

[b]Hehe, I like it. Seems a lot more, how do I put it, "adult" than other Mario stories... Nice.[/b]

[Boo]

I havent read it, but the name reminds me off
[url]http://www.razoric.com/cartoons/svm.html[/url]

That is Mario VS sonic too :D