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Yes. It's just what the title reads. I make stupid problems, you answer in your opinion what you would do or whatever. They are funny or stupid or don't make sense at all, but that's what makes them fun! It's something in that calibur. Alrighty.

[B]Problem 1:[/B]

Your walking down the street one day when you trip over a gnome. You tell the gnome off because he's yelling his tiny head off about you using him as a speed bump. Of course, the presidential election just went on and this gnome happened to be the new president George Gore! You finally notice this and you do something that is TOTALLY you. What would you do?
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I wouldnt do nufin at all:p
Maybe just jump on him :devil:


[B]Question of D_A[/B]

[I]What if you break something in your house that your mother likes a whole lot! You're just cleaning up the mess and you hear your mother come in. What would you do? :smirk: [/I]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i]
[B]
[B]Problem 1:[/B]

Your walking down the street one day when you trip over a gnome. You tell the gnome off because he's yelling his tiny head off about you using him as a speed bump. Of course, the presidential election just went on and this gnome happened to be the new president George Gore! You finally notice this and you do something that is TOTALLY you. What would you do? [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=blue]I'd scream and punt it 50 yards down the street. Gnomes freak me out for some reason.[/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dark_Apocaplyps [/i]
[B]Question of D_A

What if you break something in your house that your mother likes a whole lot! You're just cleaning up the mess and you hear your mother come in. What would you do? [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=blue]Blame it on my three-year-old cousin and slowly sink away in shame.[/color]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dark_Apocalyps [/i]



[B]Question of D_A

[I]What if you break something in your house that your mother likes a whole lot! You're just cleaning up the mess and you hear your mother come in. What would you do? :smirk: [/I] [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=crimson][size=1] I'd tell her that I broke it...and then run like hell. ^^[/color][/size]



[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i]


[B]Problem 1:

Your walking down the street one day when you trip over a gnome. You tell the gnome off because he's yelling his tiny head off about you using him as a speed bump. Of course, the presidential election just went on and this gnome happened to be the new president George Gore! You finally notice this and you do something that is TOTALLY you. What would you do? [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=crimson][size=1]I would simply laugh at him. Gnomes look funny! :p [/color][/size]
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Heh heh. Alright. Makes sense. Especially Laura Clinton ;)

[B]Problem 2[/B]

You busy doing what you like to do when the clouds suddenly open and God looks down on you. He says "[YOUR NAME], I have a bone to pick with you. You haven't done anything nice in your life and I'm thinking of giving you a one-way ticket to Hell." Well, this is quite a surprise to you because you have always thought everything you did was good. That one where you saved no one from a not-rapid cat and throwing the feline into a fan was worth some points, wasn't it? God then brings down his hand, ready for you to jump on it and go straight to hell. What would you do or say?
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i would a) ask "is hell THAT bad?" to make sure this was something bad.

b) ask god if he had any chores he wanted me to do, free of charge.

c) pull out a swiss army knife, plunge it into his finger, throw away the knife and whip out some band-aids.... wait, maybe i shouldn't attack god....:mrt:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i]


[B]Problem 2

You busy doing what you like to do when the clouds suddenly open and God looks down on you. He says "[YOUR NAME], I have a bone to pick with you. You haven't done anything nice in your life and I'm thinking of giving you a one-way ticket to Hell." Well, this is quite a surprise to you because you have always thought everything you did was good. That one where you saved no one from a not-rapid cat and throwing the feline into a fan was worth some points, wasn't it? God then brings down his hand, ready for you to jump on it and go straight to hell. What would you do or say? [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=crimson][size=1] I'd tell him that I was Wiccan and walk off. (I don't believe in Hell...)[/color][/size]
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[color=deeppink] [size=1]Problem #...???

[i]You're trying out for softball.
The coach really likes you. She thinks you're the best player on the team... blah..blah...

Just then, she tells you to go up and pitch your 'world famous underhand throw'...

You throw the ball...

The ball flies past the umpire, and hits your coach's new car.[/i]

What would happen, and what would you do? :D[/color] [/size]
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me i would personally run like heck........ hey has anyone lse had any problems loading up the profiles? i can't get in to mine i wanted to put my banners in so i could drive blankio insane... for makeing it angles and devils forever insteed of angels and devils forever..... anyone?
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[color=deeppink] [size=1]Your answer is in the suggestions forum. ^^'

Aries asked the same question.. er I think...just check in the suggestions. They have a thread asking about basically the same thing you're asking. ^_^[/color] [/size]
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Er... well... I wouldn't be there because I'm a guy and I don't play softball ^^

[B]Problem 3[/B]

It's Christmas time and your waiting for Santa to come down the chimney. It's about 12 in the morning and your getting tired. So you grab a beer, drink it, and sit the half drunken bottle down on the side table and fall asleep. You wake up from a noise. It's Santa... and he's chugging your booze! Now he's totally drunk (yes, Santa gets drunk off just a half a bottle) and wants to pick a fight with you. What do you do?


Bad, Santa.
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well...

i'd take my proventil, spray it in his eyes, grab the bottle, smash it, and slash him, then stuff him down my neighbor's chimney, take the presents, and keep the reindeers, 'cept for the punk *** rudolph.:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i]
[B]Er... well... I wouldn't be there because I'm a guy and I don't play softball ^^

[B]Problem 3[/B]

It's Christmas time and your waiting for Santa to come down the chimney. It's about 12 in the morning and your getting tired. So you grab a beer, drink it, and sit the half drunken bottle down on the side table and fall asleep. You wake up from a noise. It's Santa... and he's chugging your booze! Now he's totally drunk (yes, Santa gets drunk off just a half a bottle) and wants to pick a fight with you. What do you do?


Bad, Santa. [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=crimson][size=1] I'd kick the little jolley man's ***. He didn't get me that paint set I wanted [i]last[/i] Christmas.[/color][/size]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Juuthena [/i]
[B][color=deeppink] [size=1]Problem #...???

[i]You're trying out for softball.
The coach really likes you. She thinks you're the best player on the team... blah..blah...

Just then, she tells you to go up and pitch your 'world famous underhand throw'...

You throw the ball...

The ball flies past the umpire, and hits your coach's new car.[/i]

What would happen, and what would you do? :D[/color] [/size] [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=crimson][size=1] I would throw another softball at it. You're already dead; why not live life while you still have one?[/color][/size]
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Hmm... yes, Mist. Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to learn more...

But for now, we must go on.

[B]Problem 4[/B]

You just went to your mailbox, opened a letter and found out you won a brand new house. Curious, you go to see what you got. The people bring you to your new home. It turns out to be made up of bubblerap. They take you inside, lock the bubblerap doors, and look at you with an evil grin. They grab hold of zippers that appear at the top of their heads and pull down. The human suits were diguises for GNOMES! The gnomes surround you and take out electric toothbrushes. What do you do?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i]
[B]

[B]Problem 4[/B]

You just went to your mailbox, opened a letter and found out you won a brand new house. Curious, you go to see what you got. The people bring you to your new home. It turns out to be made up of bubblerap. They take you inside, lock the bubblerap doors, and look at you with an evil grin. They grab hold of zippers that appear at the top of their heads and pull down. The human suits were diguises for GNOMES! The gnomes surround you and take out electric toothbrushes. What do you do? [/B][/QUOTE]
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What the hell is the point of this thread?

This is starting to sound a lot like the Padded Room Party or something...a bit more structured, but essentially the same thing.[/color]
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er.... now THAT'S a toughie. well, first of all, i'd grab one gnome, stilll holding the toothbrush, and force him to brush everyone else's tounges until they all have a bloody pulp for tounges.....:D next i'd take a leaf out of lady katana's book, i think, and punt the gnome i used to brush the outher ones' tounges right on out of the house, making it collapse. using tho pointy hats of the gnomes, i'd tear myself out of there!!!! i love this thread....
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i]
[B]Oh no, James. It's nothing like Padded Party room. It's a thread where people can post their opinions on what to do in different unusual situations. Quite fun. [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=royalblue]Hm, it seems pretty pointless to me. I'll be watching it with great interest.[/color]
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