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[Zidargh]

* A man claddened in blue armor stepped up to Toe Jam and Ear, followed by a quick swing puting them to their feet*

[COLOR=darkblue]TJ and Earl: Wha!?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=seagreen]???: Dont worry, he wont hurt you. at least only if you dont have any intention of hurting us...[/COLOR]

*With trust TJ and Earl blew a sigh of relief*

[COLOR=darkblue]TJ: The name's Toe Jam, TJ for short.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkblue]Earl: And I'm Earl, who are you guys?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=seagreen]???: The name's Chris, Chris Redfield. I'm not gonna ask where you come from as it seems you are not like me. [/COLOR]

*A little tap on Earl's knee caused the duo to look down*

[COLOR=chocolate]???: And I'm Pac Man[/COLOR]

*All of sudden, the man in armor jumped in front of them...*

[COLOR=blue]???: Name's Mega Man, nice to meet you guys. Seems like its you two who are the only ones we've seen who are friendly for a while.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkblue]Earl: Well nice to meet you too, but what are you guys doing here?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=seagreen]Chris: We could ask you the same question. Ah I came here to look for my sister when I picked up a call from her, then by some miracle, I met these two fellows.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkblue]TJ and Earl: we have no idea how we got here. The last thing we remember is these creatures with mushrooms on their heads dancing and singing. Then all of a sudden, we ended up here.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=chocolate]Pac Man: Hmm, Mushroom Kingdom I presume. Thats not far from where I'm from. My village was attacked by plants, and thats all I remember[/COLOR]
[COLOR=darkblue]Earl: Ah jeez. Whatsup with you though Chris? You look pretty messed up.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=seagreen]Chris: Heh, encounter with another creature. What you saw was not something that I encountered, and I presume, we're gonna be in here for a while until we work out what to do. But boy am I glad that you came.[/COLOR]
ALL: Likewise

*Finally TJ and Earl had met some party members. Their lives were about to change for the good. But what is the party's plan now?*
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[Shinobi]

Hey just to inform every one, there is no Dr Evil and more, for personal reason that you may have noticed in the sign up thread, anyway, I shall now be rp?ing as Dante Sparda. Okay here is my 2nd first post lol :p.
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[I]As Dante emerges from the covers engulfing him, he pulls himself free and as his usual routine goes, he grabs an apple slips on his boots grabs his long red trench coat and out the door he walks from his small smelly apartment. As he walks down the run down hallway to the stair shaft, a blue Marionette dragging itself waddles up to Dante with a huge scimitar its throws to slice his head clean from his spine, but a Matrix style move, he jumps back through a small window withdrawing Ebony and Ivory (his 2 handguns) while dodging the scimitar kills the Marionette. As he falls about 4 floors he is close to smacking his back right off the ground when he flips backwards in mid-air and pushes off the wall landing safely and walks down the street as if nothing has happened. [/I]

Dante: Dumbass, Marionettes, actually trying to mess with Mio!?! Heh.

[I]As he swaggers by a electric store he notices the news with a ?News Flash?[/I]

Newsman: In Racoon city there has been a reports of supernatural happenings, there has been 20 in total. This certain news reporter, doesn?t believe in the ?bogie man?, ha ha ha in other news?..

Dante: Hmmmm, doesn?t sound like a laughing matter to me, I best check this out.

[I]Dante jumps a bus to the closest to the coast he could. The supernatural private detective is just south east of Hyrule when he ponders on how he is going to cross the small passage of water that parts him from his destination. As he walks around the small coastal area he find what seems to be a small surf hut or something.[/I]

Dante: Hey, I was wondering, do you know the best way to cross the river?

Surf Shack Guy: Whoa! Hey Dante I?m Joe! Damn! You?re that freaky Zombie killin? dude ain?t ya?

Dante: *sigh* Yeah that?s me.

Joe: Well with a super star image of yourself you could probably walk that and it would part like the Red Sea, HA!

Dante: Yeah, anyway, do you know how I can cross?

Joe: Well I could always lend you a boat, free of charge since your a show biz personality

Dante: Hey thanks! Any supernatural happenings, call me!

[I]As he rows through the night he finally reaches the other side, there is a small man, fatter and ruffer looking twin of Joe at the other side. [/I]

Fat Joe: Hey, I?m here to collect the boat, I?m Joe?s brother.

Dante: Hey, um, well? Here you go. C ya!

[I]Dante hiked NorthWest for 2 days straight until finally he reached a small town called Pallet Town. Here he found out by locals that there is a large cruise ship that leaves regularly, dubbed the SS Anne. He had to stay at a local Bed and Breakfast for the night so he could catch the next trip to Racoon City. As the huge ship was tied up he walked up but was sent back because he didn?t have a ticket, so being the sneaky person he is, he dived under the cruise ship swam around the side when no one was looking and climbed the anchor at the other side. He dried off and picked a nice comfy cabin in the first class department. As the boat sets sail he just slept for most of the 2-Day cruise. He did though, wake up ready to see Racoon City emerge in the distance, it looked like the lushes Racoon Forrest infront of him, but he knew behind it was a whole different story. [/I]

[Boba Fett]

[COLOR=green]Samus walked side by side with Link, following Madame Aroma along the road towards [B]Animal Crossing[/B].

Samus didn't mind following bossy Madame Aroma's lead. She wasn't so sure about her friend through. The name Tom Nook of [B]Animal Crossing[/B] had rung an alarm bell in her head. She had already searched the criminal database using her helmet computer, and found nothing. She looked in her personal case files, police reports, recent news broadcasts and still came up empty handed.

Maybe she was wrong. Perhaps she was thinking of someone else. She was pretty sure that she had heard of him before though. Maybe Link would know...

Samus: "Link, have you heard of Tom Nook before?"

Link: "No, I don't think so. Why?"

Samus: "Oh, never mind. For some reason I thought I had, but I can't seem to place him."

Their conversation was cut short as Madame Aroma suddenly tripped on the rocky road and fell to the ground with a loud "plop".

Madame Aroma: "Owww! Mario, please help me up!"

Mario: "Sure. Link, Samus can you lend-a me a hand?"

Link: "No problem."

Samus: "Sure."

Mario took hold of her left hand, Samus took hold of her right, and Link stood behind her, ready to push.

With one gargantuan effort they managed to heave Madame Aroma's obese form off the road and into the air.

Madame Aroma: "Thank you very much. Look, were almost in town!"

The sun was beginning to set and they were at the edge of a cobblestone street that twisted and turned its way through the houses into the center of town.

Mario: "Which-a way is the General Store?"

Madame Aroma: "Down this road, not far."

The group of weary travelers quickened their pace as they approached the General Store... [/COLOR]

[GinnyLyn]

OOC: FINALLY got past my writers' block. This post is gonna be weird, I warn you.

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He was lost.
Completely lost.
Due to uninterrupted flying (Ditto had amazing regenerative powers, and incredible stamina) night and day, Ditto managed to carry Auron all over the place, without once thinking about looking for a village that might help the Warrior's...predicament. Not that it bothered Auron in the least.
His taloned hands, however, did.
Being who he was, Auron didn't need much sleep; still, it didn't explain how exactly he blanked out, for when he woke up, his arms--both the slinged and the gloved--were now large, scaled eagle legs, with wicked looking talons curving from the tips of what used to be his fingers.
[i]Farplane preserve me,[/i] he groaned to himself. If it didn't get him, being melded with the Ditto too long would. It looked as if it already had.
With that thought, Auron instantly decided anything would be better than turning into...whatever he was turning into. He had come to this world for a reason...people needed his help. He was damned if he was going to be screwed before he got anywhere.
[color=purple][i]"Ditto."[/i][/color]
"Dit?"
[color=purple][i]"I need to rest."[/i][/color]
"Ditto?"
Auron didn't, but Ditto didn't know that. If there was some way to lure Ditto into halting all its functions, then maybe--just maybe--he could escape. Not that the plan was without its problems. Offending the Ditto, for one; it had helped him stay in this world. Which led to the other problem--once he got free of Ditto, how [i]would[/i] he be able to stay?
[color=purple][i]"Please..."[/i][/color] In his youthful days, St. Bevelle had offered drama classes. Due to the incessent badgering of a close friend, he had tried it. He hoped he still remembered what he had learned, as he faked fatigue. [color=purple][i]"I need to rest."[/i][/color]
Ditto felt the human's essence grow limp and squeaked in panic. It beat the large angel wings (now molting from white to a dark brown) for a few minutes, then folded them as it dived toward the ground. Wrapping the wings about them, the body rolled along for a moment and came to dead rest beneath a large bush.
[color=purple][i]"...thank you..."[/i][/color] Auron gasped weakly. Mentally, he was growling at what a ham he was being, and hoped to goodness that Ditto was buying it.
Apparentally, it was; Ditto rested for the moment, everything at the lax. Now all Auron had to do was--
Everything instantly went black again.

Ditto chuckled to itself as the human's face began to change into, what the Ditto would recognize as a Pidgeot, and the rest of us as an eagle. The nose pointed downward and took on a sharp, bone like quality, as the tip drew into a lethal point. The chin melted away as the mouth merged with the nose, making a yellowed beak. The stubble from the now nonexistent jawline grew longer, taking on a furry feathered quality that soon covered the entire head. The shades, no longer able to conform to the abrupt change, fell from the beak into the grass, glinting dully.
This attracted a creature, part robotic, part mushroom person. It pattered through the bushes and leaned over to grasp the glasses, only to pause at the strange, half man, half beast creature before it.
Ditto pulled itself up a little, its head extending from the back of the body. Chuckling again, darkly this time and so uncharacteristic for a sweet little blob, it squeaked a few times to the metal mushroom man. Nodding, the small man pattered back the way it came.
Ditto glanced around for a moment, and, using Auron's mind, was able to read the nearby sign in the moonlight:

[SIZE=4][color=red]Evil Villian HeadQuarters[/color][/SIZE]

A small, handwritten note that had been scribbled hastely was taped to the bottom:

[QUOTE][color=blue]Evil Minions needed; Inquire within[/color][/QUOTE]

Ditto chortled evilly. Things were going to plan. The human's unusual spiriting dilemna had worked to its favor, and his body was a constant source of transforming energy; once Ditto had completely changed the human into the beast form, the Pokémon could fulfill its every wish and dream--to no longer be mocked as a cute, squishy blob, but feared as the bloodthirsty Griffon creature that would soon rule the world!!! The added plus naturally being disposing of one of the annoying little heroes that had come to save the world in the process. Ditto melted back into the human's body, and blinked a beady eye, moving the beak in a diabolical grimace.
"Eee hee hee hee hee to!"
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OOC again: TOLD you it was weird. O_o;

[Mitch]

[color=red][i] Chris grimaced at the pain in his shoulder.

[b]Megaman X:[/b] Didn't you say...cuts and wounds transfer the virus?

Chris frowned, and spoke:

[b]Chris:[/b] Yup, that'd be right my blue friend...

[b]Pac-Man:[/b] Isn't there...a..a..cure for it?

[b]Chris:[/b] Well, not that I now of. Maybe there is, you never know...them umbrella's pretty crafty.

OOC:Sorry of shortness I gotta go to church school...[/color][/i]

[Guest Hikaru Ichijyo]

[color=blue]Rick Hunter continued on his mission to find Pac-Man! Riding on his cyclone down Main Street he returned to the office building where he had left his two friends. Rick Hunter enters the abandoned office building hoping to find Pac-Man however he is missing. Dot greets Rick at the front door.

Dot: Hey Rick where the hell have you been?

Rick Hunter: Well it?s nice to see you too! Where's Crack Man?

Dot: Crack Who? -_- You must mean Pac Man he went out looking for your sorry butt.

Rick Hunter: Do I sense sarcasm in your voice; ugh I should have left a note. Wait a minute what are you doing here alone? The least he could have done was taken you with him.

Dot: He had me waiting for you. I'm not sure where he went; I'm getting a bit worried actually?

Rick Hunter: Hmm you should really stay away from Married Men Dot. Just so you know.

Dot: It's not like that, haven't you ever cared about someone besides your self!

Rick's facial demure changes quickly

Dot: Was it something I said.

Rick Hunter: Yes I do care about someone besides myself two people to be exact my commanding Officer Lisa Hayes, and one of my best friends Minmay. Lisa is nice and all but.... I just can't get rid of my feelings for Minmei.... she?s a big movie star/singer back on the SDF-1 she has no need for someone like me anymore. I'm afraid she's forgotten about me.... Anyway we have to find Pac-Man this is no time for me to get mushy. Come On lets go.

Rick and Dot head outside where Dot looks on in amazement at the cyclone.

Dot: What is that thing?

Rick Hunter: It's called a cyclone it?s a standardized motorcycle that can transform into a mech. It?s really amazing now hop on.

Rick and Dot ride on the cyclone getting ever closer to the Raccoon Police Station. However, various zombies can be seen from inside. Rick Locks on with his m-22 class laser mounted rifle and fires. An explosion in the main hallway of the police station occurs.

Dot: What if someone was inside?

Rick Hunter: Shoot now asks questions later. Dot, get off the cyclone, I'm switching to battloid mode.

Rick pulls down on the lever marked B the cyclone transforms into a giant mechanoid body armor. Dot looks on in fear. Rick opens the cockpit of the battloid to show his face to Dot.

Rick Hunter: There's nothing to be worried about this is just an extra addition of firepower. It?s called the battloid it acts like body armor. Now lets go inside.

Rick and Dot Proceed into the police station hoping to find Pac Man, four figures from the shadows appear. They appear to be getting ready for an attack when Rick Hunter opens the cockpit of the Cyclone to show Dot and him.

Rick Hunter: Hey Crack Man long time no see! How's it going?

Pac-Man: For the last time my name is Pac-Man and I don't take crack!!! What is Dot doing here?

Rick Hunter: Hey I'm the one who?s asking the questions around here! Umm who are those two with you?

Rick Hunter has finally reunited with Pac-Man however who are the two mysterious warriors with him? Just when things couldn't get weirder for Rick they do!
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[The Vampire: Ed]

Nearly an hour passed, and still in the sewers Megan came to a complete stop cause Sephiroth to almost knock her over. Bumping into Megan, Sephiroth grabbed her shoulder to keep her on her feet. She looked back and nodded in appreciation then called out to Jim a couple feet ahead of them. 'Jim!' Megan called out as he turned looking back, he spun around walking back towards Sephiroth and Megan. 'What is it? Something wrong?' Jim asked looking slightly worried, but Megan just spoke sternly 'We've been walking around these nasty sewers for almost an hour now! Do you even know where we're going?'

Jim's face turned red, and he began to stutter looking something to say. Bringing his hand to his face, Jim wiped his mouth off as he said something. Muffled by his arm, Megan just asked 'What was that?' Jim looking agitated now threw his arms up, and spoke 'Don't blame me if we're lost! I was following Sephiroth.'

Sephiroth's attention was brought to Jim's pointing finger, raising his right eye brow slightly Sephiroth answered his blame 'I was behind you two, idiot.'

'EXACTLY!' Jim exclaimed as an embarrassed smile crossed his face, then he continued 'That's why it seems like we're going in circles. I'm following him, and you two are following me. See? So it's not my fault we're lost.' Megan made an angry growl as she shoved Jim aside, and walked ahead of him looking around the tunnels. Jim turned watching her and spoke again pointing behind himself towards 'His fault!'

Suddenly, a hard smack to the back of the head almost knocks Jim off his feet but he stays standing, looking to his side he watches as Sephiroth walks past him as well making a comment of his own 'Nice try.'

Sephiroth, and Jim join Megan looking down the tunnels ahead. 'Wait, I just remembered. I think it's this way.' Jim said proudly. Sephiroth just smirked at Jim and replied 'I guess that smack knocked some sense into you.'

As Sephiroth turned away to look at Megan, Jim stuck his tongue out at him. Jim jumped as Sephiroth spoke again 'Do that again, and I'll cut it out.' Sephiroth walked ahead down the right tunnel with Megan following closely behind. Jim stood with his mouth hanging open. 'How..how...how'd you know? HEY! Wait up!' Jim said as he run up behind them as they continued looking for the manhole closest to the hospital.

As they reached an open area, the could see a large pool of sewage water bellow them as they stood on a catwalk. 'There!' Jim point ahead at a ladder leading up, as sign left for workers was taped to the wall. Sephiroth stopped on the catwalk letting Megan, and Jim go first. He stood back and watched as Megan read the note:

[quote]In case of injury, and medical attention is needed. Up this ladder is an entrance for exclusive use of Umbrella employees. Ask for Dr.Michaels, he will not ask any question in the event of an 'abnormal' injury.[/quote]

'So....there must be another Umbrella lab nearby. That's strange, I never knew about this. I only knew of the two. The one I was in, and the one back at the mansion where we found you, Sephiroth.' Jim said as he thought to himself, the continued 'That's means it must be under the police station. I always heard that Umbrella had Chief Irons in their control, and not I know he must have been keeping people away from it. Ah well, we just need to get the hell out of here now. Shall we?' Jim asked.

Megan grabbed onto the ladder ready to climb when suddenly, they heard a roar. They looked around frantically, and Jim spoke loudly 'NO! Can't be! It must be Nemesis!' Megan grabbed onto Sephiroth's arm shaking in fear, 'Not him again.' she cried out. Then they heard it speak, however it wasn't the usual 'S.T.A.R.S...' This time it roared out a name, 'SHHHEEEERRRRRRRRRYYYY!!!!' it called out in a rage. 'It sounds different.' Jim said.

From the shadows behind them, a large creature creep up. It looked almost human, but it was apparently no longer so. It stepped onto the catwalk grabbing the rail next to itself, and with brute force it tore it off. Upon hearing the sound the trio turned to see the creature, it's appearance revolting in every way. A huge eye ball peered out from under the flesh of it's left arm, it looked straight at them then shut again. Jim just observed the monsters face until it hit him! He knew who it was, a scientist whom been in his lab to collect Sephiroth's blood sample.

'D-D-Dr.Birkin? Dr. William Birkin?' Jim stammered as he tried to speak as calmly as possible. The creature, apparently the former William Birkin, gave no recollection of Jim and began to stalk them on the narrow catwalk. The mutated William Birkin raised the steel pipe ready smash Jim, but he quickly fired at it slowing it's approach down. Jim ran out of ammo just as Birkin swung at him trying to take his head off, but suddenly the gloved hand of Sephiroth grabbed Jim by the collar yanking him out of the way. Shoving Jim, and Megan behind himself Sephiroth spoke intimidatingly 'I'll take care of this.'

Jim, and Megan ran back a bit to give Sephiroth room. In a flash Sephiroth unsheathed the Masamune, and stood prepared to battle. Birkin swung the pipe, and Sephiroth raised the sword to block the attack. He did, but Birkin was a lot more powerful then initially thought to be causing Sephiroth to stagger back but keep his guard up. Birkin continued to slam the pipe against the Masamune, the blade was unbreakable but the pipe was not. It was slowly being cut down, it's edge not sharp and narrow like a blade itself.

Finally, becoming enrage Sephiroth steps forward slashing Birkin across the chest, the stepped in again bring the Masamune back around this time cutting his face. Sephiroth leapt back as Birkin brought the pipe down trying to crush him, but immediately following up Sephiroth jumped forward kicking Birkin in the chin. Staggering back, Birkin swung the pipe knocking the Masamune away. It flew from Sephiroth's hand, and plunged into a concrete wall nearby.

Birkin quickly stabbed at Sephiroth, the sharp tip of the pipe piercing his flesh. Sephiroth grabbed the pipe as he felt it pushing through his stomach, he stopped the pipe from going any deeper by Birkin did not give up it's attempts in impaling Sephiroth. As the pain became unbearable a past memory gave him an idea, remembering the kid with the spiky blonde hair, known to him as Cloud. Sephiroth grabbed the pipe, and with all of his inhuman strength lifted Birkin off the catwalk with the very pipe lodged in his gut. With a quick turn Sephiroth dumped Birkin off of the catwalk into the murky sewage infested waters below. Collapsing to one knee still holding the pipe as it rest in his flesh, Jim and Megan ran to his side.

Sephiroth grunted, and groaned in pain as his blood flowed out as if it were traveling through a faucet. Megan cried believing that Sephiroth might die, Jim just frantically tried to cover the end of the pipe to keep the blood in. Sephiroth just shoved Jim's hand away and stood up quickly staggering away, as Jim and Megan watched with concern in their eyes a shriek of agony echoed through the sewers as Sephiroth grabbed the pipe with force. With one swift motion Sephiroth ripped the pipe from his stomach, and immediately collapsed to his knees. The blood flowed faster, Megan screamed out in horror.

'What the hell are you doing?! You're going to kill yourself!' Jim screamed out as he reached for some bandages in his side pocket. Megan feel to her knees, herself now trying to stop Sephiroth's blood flow with his hand. But her hand was too small, and hardly helped at all. As she watched her attempt failing she covered her mouth with her other gasping in shock. All though he seemed to be on the brink of death, Sephiroth did not seem to show any emotion. Fighting to stand on his feet Sephiroth slowly raised his arms, and the same blue aura from before began to flow through his body. However it didn't look quite as strong. Jim, and Megan assumed it was because of how weak he was. But Sephiroth knew he was using the last of his magic.

The hole in Sephiroth's stomach slowly closed, and the blood flow ceased. Megan began to cry tears of joy and Jim said also had a grin on his face. Both assuming thing would be okay, but they we mistaken. Sephiroth's wound was healed, however his had run out of magic power before it could fully heal. A large bruise was in the place of the hole, and Sephiroth could still feel the pain. Moving was hard enough, but even the slightest breath hurt him now.

However, not wanting to worry Jim or Megan anymore Sephiroth stood straight up and tried to ignored the pain as he smiled back at them. Megan tried to hug him again, but Sephiroth stopped her and made an excuse that he didn't want to get any more blood on her. She smiled anyway, and Sephiroth waved his her and Jim ahead to proceed up the ladder. As they began to climb up the ladder Sephiroth pulled the Masamune from the wall, and clutched his stomach as he sheathed it.

Finally, all three of them were up the ladder and inside the hospital the room was dark, but it was obviously a secret waiting room for Umbrella employees. Jim switched on a light, and the room was lit up. To their surprised the room made Sephiroth's blood loss look like a small trickle. The walls were stained with blood, the roof dripped crimson, and ravaged corpses clutter the floors. Megan jumped at the sight, and gripped onto Sephiroth's waist. He grunted, and shook from the immense pain. Megan stepped back looking Sephiroth in the face as he tried to hide his pain filled expression, her eyes teared up as she spoke 'You're still hurt.'

'Forget it...' Sephiroth said coldly, and began to walk forward towards a nearby door. Jim stood still shaking he was on the edge, and ready to snap. Megan looked at Jim, and asked 'What's the matter?'

Jim slowly turned his head, and gritted his teeth as he put a finger to his mouth insisting that Megan be quiet. All three look up in unison to see eight lickers hanging from the ceiling! Jim pulled him handgun out, and as quietly as he could reloaded it. Sephiroth withdrew the Masamune again, and stood ready to strike down any of the creatures in the event of an attack.

Megan still unarmed just slowly backed away, but unbeknownst to her a body was in her path of retreat. Tripping over the corpse in Megan falls on her back, on the way down she lets out a scream immediately alerting the lickers to her presence. Thank to the lickers being blind, they can only go by hearing. Jim, and Sephiroth was still unnoticed. But would they be able to help Megan? The lickers all leapt off of the ceiling approaching Megan, and he screams of fear didn't help her chances either.

[Zidargh]

FYI Rick Hunter, read my post, and break's etc. Then you can meet Pac Man, jesus. C'mon you're just not following the storyline.

[Desbreko]

[color=indigo][i]Samus, Mario, Link, and Madam Aroma walk up to Tom Nook's General Store. The store, not huge, but not small, either, looks rather friendly.[/i]

Link: So, what are we going to do, then, buy a tent?

Aroma: No, silly, Tom Nook also sells and rents houses.

[i]The four of them walk in, and are greeted by a raccoon walking on it's hind legs and wearing a small, blue apron.[/i]

Tom: Madam Aroma, is that you?

Aroma: Oh, it's good to see you again, Tom!

[i]Link blinks and scratches his head, trying to make sense of a talking raccoon that stands on it's hind legs and wears an apron. "Well, I suppose I have seen stranger things," Link thinks. Samus scans Tom Nook with her Scanning Visor, but only comes up with one small detail. She saves the data to her suits computer, for later reference.[/i]

Mario: Mama-mia, look at all this stuff! I haven't seen-a one of these in years!

[i]Mario walks over to a shelf, and picks up an old Nintendo Entertainment System. Link and Samus both walk over and look at it with Mario, all three of them remembering their first adventure in the 8-bit world.[/i]

Tom: So what brings you to Animal Crossing, Madam?

Aroma: Oh, Tom, we've been walking for miles and miles, and--

Samus: More like only eight miles.

[i]Madam Aroma looks over her shoulder at Samus, who's still looking at the NES and a few games that the three have found, seemingly unaware of the conversation going on behind her.[/i]

Aroma: Hmph...as I was saying, we've come quite a distance, and we need a place to stay. Do you, perhaps, have an unoccupied house that we could stay in for just tonight?

Tom: Oh, yes indeed...though it's a little small for four people. I'm afraid I don't have anything larger available, though.

Aroma: Oh, thank you, Tom, Whatever you've--

Link: I'VE FOUND IT!

[i]Both Tom and Madam Aroma look up suddenly, startled by Link's cry of joy from the back of the store. He runs through the aisles to the counter and holds up a mint condition, gold collectors edition of The Legend of Zelda, still in the box and with the instruction booklet.[/i]

Link: I'll take this, and that NES over there!

Tom: Certainly. That will be 136 Rupees, please.

Link: ...How did you know I'd be paying in Rupees?

Tom: Well, you are Link, aren't you? What else would you have?

Link: Eh, you've got me there. And 136 is quite a lot, but it's worth every Rupee.

[i]Link hands over the money, and pockets the NES and the gold copy of The Legend of Zelda. After this, it's Madam Aroma's turn to blink, and give Link a blank stare.[/i]

Samus: So, do we have a place to stay, then?

Tom: Oh, yes, right this way please.

[i]Tom leads them out of the shop and down a side street, until they end up in front of a rather "cozy" house. They step through the door, and the inside of the house is revealed to be one square room with nothing but a small bed in one corner.[/i]

Tom: I'm sorry that there isn't more furniture, but that last occupant took almost everything with her.

Mario: Hmm, who gets-a the bed?

[i]The other three all turn to look at Mario at the same time. Two of the faces, one just visible through a visor, seem to say "Do you really need to ask?" and the other one practically yells out "I simply [b]will not[/b] sleep on the floor!"[/i]

Tom: Well, I've got to get back to the store, it's almost closing time. It's good to see you again, Madam.

[i]With that, Tom walks out of the small, one room house, and closes the door behind him, leaving the four of them alone in the cramped little room.[/i][/color]

[Shinobi]

[I]As Dante sneaks off the SS Anne refreshed and ready to dive deep into his newest investigation. He leaves all the ?stupid un-aware tourists? behind. Dante thinks, ?Why can?t they ever believe you when you say a giant zombie with a huge sword, that is blood thirsty for human brains and blood, is standing right behind you?? As he sighs and swiftly walks through the outer-edge of Racoon City, oblivious to what is happening in town. The soft wind blows against his face pulling his hair and trench coat back. He treks deeper and deeper from the rural coastal to the inner city and he is amazed at what he sees. The city is trashed, deserted, it was like a ghost town. He too the lift to the top of the closest and highest building he could see. Again he just stood in awe. He swiftly leaped from the rooftop to another about 4 storeys down. He then jumps onto a small restaurant but fell through the roof and landed in the kitchen. A notorious Zombie was hacking at a door with a huge butchers clever. Dante jumped onto a ledge and jumped forward and at point blank range blew its head off with his shotgun. Black horrendous smelling goo went everywhere and the body wavered in the air for a second or too before falling like a bag of meat to the floor. He opened the door to find a woman with a huge scratch down her right cheek, her right arm?s skin was peeling off and she lunged at Dante with her teeth bearing. Dante dodged the attack, pushed her to the ground.[/I]

Dante: Hey sorry lady, but I don?t like bitches with attitudes.

[I]At that he swiped her head clean from the rotting and arching spine. As he walked outside again another Zombie dragging it?s leg that was hanging on by sheer flesh, groaned and followed Dante. Dante walked into what looked to be a dead end alley. He walked slower and slower, until he was about 1 meter away from the wall. He then quickly ran up it, back flipped and landed behind the Zombie, before it could turn round, he unsheathed Alastor and drove it through the back of the Zombie, flicking it in the air he dropped to the floor and pumped 4 shotgun shells into ?it?[/I]

Dante: Damn I?m good, Sh*t I shouldn?t be wasting these, damn, hmmm I better try and find an ammunition shop.

[Heartless Me]

The sky over the western continent of the gaming world darkens, casting an ominous shadow over much of the landmass. An unholy chill breeze picks up causing animals to run in fear from the scent of the ultimate predator. Even the sentient life of the surrounding areas experience a feeling of unrest.

The sky above the forest appears to give off a rippling effect. The thin void that seperates this reality and that of "beyond" wears near the point of breaking. At first only a mere shadow is seen phasing into reality, however, it only takes a few moments for the full evil glory of Castlevania to shine through. Hovering a good distance above a mysterious forest every window throughout the castle seems to glow with an erie light as hordes upon armies of bats lift into the air flying towards the castle nearly blacking out the sky.

Deep within the most secret regions of the castle a being's spirit awakens. A warlock capable of the most horrible and dangerous ritual spell ever. This man was Kaine, the lost disciple of the previous wizard who ressurected Dracula last. Immediately he began to draw upon the dark powers of the castle to achieve his goal, ressurecting the castles monsters first to build the castles magical power.

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Else where in Transylvania, deep below the earth in a natural cave. A man sleeps. No... Not a man, much more than that and yet so much less. This man was very special. His story was a secret one, nobody knew much about this man. As a matter of fact, his existance were more of a myth than anything. He had been sleeping many a year and had drifted more into myth and legend. This mystery man was Alucard Tepes, the one son of the mythical Dracula.

He had planned to rest for an eternity, away from the world of mortals for he thought his bloodline cursed. He didn't plan on the ressurection of castlevania once more though... Feeling the pain in his soul surge with the appearance of Castlevania his eyes shot open and he growled out with red glowing eyes.

"father..."

He shot up snatching up his sword and whip and walked toward the tunnel that leads out of the cave structure. He walked with a menacing pace, his eyes narrowed. He couldn't believe that he hadn't succeeded last time in ridding the world of Dracula and his pawns forever. He sheathed his sword and strapped the whip to his side as he travelled up and out of the cave entrance which was concealed by two large bushes easily covering up the entire entrance hole. His journey had begun, little did he know it would be the most dangerous affair he had ever engaged in.

It took him several days to reach the outlining forest beneath castlevania but he walked on without eating or sleeping until he reached the forest. there he rested, for only one day however. He knew that he would need it if he were going to succceed in defeating the dark lord, dracula.... His father.

[Boba Fett]

[COLOR=green]Samus watched Tom Nook walk away towards his shop through the small house's only window.

She still didn't trust him, but she couldn't do anything about that now. Perhaps she was wrong about him. She definitely didn't recognize him, and he had been very nice to them.

She was jolted out of her deep thought by a loud conversation...

Mario: "Madame Aroma, cant you spare three of the four mattresses on your bed? We need-a to sleep to!"

Madame Aroma: "Mario, I must get my beauty sleep, and I can't do that with any less than four mattresses. The floor isn't that hard is it?"

Mario walks dejectedly away from Madame Aroma, muttering about how beauty sleep wouldn't help her in the least.

Samus chuckled, she was content to sleep in her power suit, and it was well padded. She curled up in a corner of the room and was soon fast asleep...

She was in the middle of a field, and was shooting at targets. It was a lot of fun. Suddenly a huge shadow fell upon her. She looked up and saw Madame Aroma, except she wasn't her normal size. Madame Aroma was a giant! She was walking towards Samus, and was about to squish Samus under her ridiculous shoes.

Samus began to run, but Madame Aroma was gaining, she couldn't escape.

Suddenly she was falling; she looked around and saw she was falling down a green pipe. She must have fallen in while she was running away from Madame Aroma. She couldn't grab onto anything, she was going to hit the ground...

Then she was jolted awake by a scratching noise. She looked around and found herself still in the one room house, she must have been dreaming. The others were asleep and Madame Aroma was snoring loudly.

The scratching noise came again, this time from the door. Samus got up and looked outside the window, it was pitch black, but she could make out several plants, pounding on the door...[/COLOR]

[Shinobi]

[I]Dante searches the deserted streets for any sign of ammo, when he sees a crouching, horrible creature with a huge tongue what seemed to be eating someone! Dante quickly but stealthy sneaked close to the alley, but not too close! He could here the blood curdling noises and screams, Dante couldn?t take it any longer! At the top of his voice.[/I]

Dante: Yo! Tongue! How about you lick my B*lls!?!

[I] The creature turns with very sharp movements, Dante knows it is fast and quite at moving, but it looked as if it was sniffing?!? Dante was confused by this and took a shot at it. It seemed to not harm the creature. He pulled out Ebony and Ivory and pounded away with the slugs. But again it just edged forward sniffing. He knew they were too weak and didn?t want to waste ammo, so he was about to pull out Alastor to slash and gash at it. But before he can decide it pounces on his shoulders knocking him flat on the floor, he was going to retaliate, but noticed that again it was sniffing. It sniffed and sniffed and then licked a bit of the Zombie brain from earlier. It jumped back and scattered away into the darkness. Dante jumped to his feet and ran to the victim. It was too late. He did however have a few good items on him, he had a gun, but Dante left that. He had a huge hook with about 20 keys on it and a key that what looked like a skeleton key. He flipped him over and couldn?t make out a thing, the whole front of him was ripped off. He did notice however a police officers hat near by. He checked inside his pockets and found, handgun ammo and a few shotgun shells, Dante saluted the officer and went on his way to kick some serious a*s[/I]

[Domon]

[i] Still withing Midgar Tidus was getting impatient, the people he had met on the Airship dock were still looking for this Cloud character but they couldn't find him so Tidus finally blew up.[/i]

Tidus: Look did he say he might be heading somewhere???

Yuna: Tidus calm down they have been looking for him.

Tidus: Well i'm really getting pissed. So any idea where he might be??

Yuffie: No but i know he wouldn't be on this contienent.

Tidus: Okay. [i] Patches into the comm system on the Airship.[/i] Hey Cid, get the ship ready we're leaving, we're going on an adventure to find this character named Cloud. Oh you guys are welcome too.

Yuffie Vincent and Cid: Okay.

[i] And with that they all boarded the Airship and headed off to another city named Raccoon City.[/i]

[Desbreko]

[color=indigo]Samus: Hey, guys, I think we've got a little problem.

Link: Hmm? Malon, you're...zzzzz...

[i]Link mumbles in his sleep, and rolls over on the floor.[/i]

Samus: Guys! Piranha Plants! Outside!

Mario: Hmm, what did you say?!

[i]The other three jump up, startled out of their sleep.[/i]

Link: Ohhh...I was having the most wonderful dream...

Aroma: Whatever is the matter? And what is that infernal scratching noise?!

Samus: There are Piranha Plants just outside the door, that's what that scratching noise is!

[i]Samus, a bit annoyed by now, grabs the nearest person to her, which happens to be Mario, and pushes him toward the window.[/i]

Mario: Mama-mia! Someone turn on a light!

[i]Link stands up and lights his Lamp, illuminating the small room. He hangs it by a small hook in the ceiling, and unsheathes the Master Sword. Madam Aroma glances out the window, and screams. She jumps off of the bed, and latches onto Link.[/i]

Aroma: Link, you've got to save me! I simply [i]hate[/i] Piranha Plants!

Link: That would be a whole lot easier to do if you'd let go of me...

[i]Madam Aroma lets go of Link, and sits back down on the bed. This frees Link's other arm, allowing him to pick on the Mirror Shield, which was lying on the floor next to where he was sleeping.[/i]

Link: Right, anyone got a plan?

Samus: ...You mean, besides blowing them away?

[i]Link thinks about this, and then shrugs.[/i]

Link: Fair enough. Shall we open the door, break it down, or wait for them to break it down?

Mario: Why don't we-a open it, eh?

Link: Right then. So, do we hold them off at the doorway, or do we rush out, get surrounded, and die a horrible, horrible death?

[i]He looks at the other three people in the room, who stare back.[/i]

Aroma: Just do [i]something[/i] already!

Samus: I prefer the third option: Rush out, get surrounded, and kick some serious Piranha Plant butt.

Link: Okay, sounds good to me. How about we run out there, Mario sprays all around us, stunning the closest ones, I follow up with a Spin Attack, and then Samus takes out the others with a Power Bomb?

Mario: Hmm, sounds-a good to me! ...But wait, were we-a gonna break down the door? I-a forget...

[i]At this point, Madam Aroma gives up the hope of the three heroes saving her, and just waits for the inevitable. A loud sigh is heard from the area of the small bed... But, just then, the Piranha Plants break down the door.[/i]

Link: Too late now! Charge!

[i]The three of them run through the doorway, the Piranha Plant previously in the doorway having been taken out with a swing of the Master Sword, and proceed to blast, hack, and spray their way through the horde of plants. Mario spins and squirts water from FLUDD, confusing the plants for a second, giving Link time to do a Spin Attack, taking the heads off the eight closest Piranha Plants. Immediately after that, Samus' Power Bomb explodes, clearing the entire area of the Piranha Plants... Or so they think...[/i]

Samus: That certainly was easy.

Link: Almost...too easy...

Mario: Don't look now, but...!

[i]The three of them turn around to see a humongous Piranha Flower growing up around the house, its roots winding down around the house until they buried themselves in the soil. The giant plant roars, shaking the ground.[/i]

Link: Four words: meet mister Fire Rod.

[i]Link sheathes the Master Sword, and pulls out the Fire Rod. Aiming it at the Piranha Flower's open mouth, he fires five shots in quick succession.[/i]

Mario: Mama-mia! Talk about heartburn!

[i]The plants lunges back and fourth, the fire within it cooking it from the inside out, until it starts to shrivel up and turn brown. Suddenly, the flames inside its stomach burst through and engulf the roof of the house.[/i]

Link: Oh, dang... I think maybe two shots would have been better...

Samus: You think?!

[i]All three of them rush into the house at once, grabbing Madam Aroma off the bed, and half dragging, half carrying her outside and away from the house. This was no easy task, even for all three of them, either, with Madam Aroma kicking and screaming all the way. Just as they run back through the door, the roof callapses, leaving a heap of burning rubble where the house once was. They turn back and look at the fire, trying to remember if they had left anything inside the house.[/i]

Aroma: My beautiful new shoes!

[i]Link, Samus, and Mario all let out a collective groan, and then notice lights starting to go on in other nearby houses.[/i]

Mario: I'm-a thinking it's about-a time to leave, eh?

[i]The four run off behind the burning rubble heap and off into the right, pushing Madam Aroma along. After they get a good distance from the edge of town, they stop to rest.[/i]

Aroma: Oh, my poor feet!

Link: ...Those shoes cost me 80 stinking Rupees... [i]And,[/i] I left my Lamp in there! That'll cost me even more to replace!

[i]Link sighs, and a thought comes to mind.[/i]

Link: Hey, tell you what. You won't have to walk, you can ride.

[i]Link pulls out his Fairy Ocarina, and plays Epona's Song. In just a few seconds, Epona comes trotting up, and stands next to Link. Samus leans over to Mario, and whispers to him.[/i]

Samus: Now lets just hope that she doesn't fall off the horse...

[i][b]Back in Animal Crossing...[/b][/i]

[i]Tom Nook runs up to the now smoldering heap that was once his house for rent, and stares.[/i]

Tom: Oh, my...[/color]

[Mitch]

[color=red][i]

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] What a friggin long flight. Are we almost there yet, damnit?

Number two appeared from the cockpit of the plane, a look of sterness on his face.

[b]Number Two:[/b] Yes sir, we're almost there. Sorry for the long flight. I estimate we will be there in about two hours, no less, sir.

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] We better, Number two. Mini-me needs to have his daily friggin supper.

Mini-Me jumps up, shaking his head.

[b]Mini-Me:[/b] Aiieeeee!!!

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] Shut up you friggin annoyance!! Put a zipper on it!

Mini-Me hastily sat down, cupping his hands in his lap.

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] Scott is going to pay for ruining me, and this time Austin Powers won't stop me...because I fooled him!

Dr. Evil begins laughing a deep belly laugh, and Number two and Mini-Me join in. As the laugh recedes, Number Two turns away:

[b]Number Two:[/b] Don't worry sir, you'll get your revenge. And soon, sir.

With that, he returned back to the cockpit.[/color][/i]

[Juu]

[color=deeppink] [size=1]OOC: ^^' I can't believe I forgot all about this.... sorry!! I'll just start from uuh... bryan's post... on page one.... yeah... - -'
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Tifa brushed her self off, and walked after Cloud.

"what are you doing around here? I thought you-"

"Nah, just came to get another materia." Cloud interrupted, still walking. "Which reminds me. What are you still doing here? I thought you were heading over to midgar..."

"That's exactly where I was going... until a certain person decided to bump into me..." Tifa mumbled, a tight smirk on her lips.

The two laughed, Tifa smiling softly afterwards.

Cloud hung his head. A few seconds later, he smiled, swinging his arm on his shoulder.

"welp, gotta go... See ya around.." He said, grinning.

"ey cloud, why don't you come with me to midgar? Just like old times." She suggested, a familiar, optimistic smile brightening her face.

Just then, he turned around with an enthusiastic grin on his face.

"Sounds great! C'mon!!!" He said grabbing Tifa.

Just then, Cloud hesistated.

Tifa stopped too, she looked at him, panting.

"What's wrong?"

Cloud kept staring at a small banner, as if he was mesmorised by it...

Tifa turned to the picture too, and saw a picture of a church... the church Aeries attended...[/color] [/size]

[Domon]

[i] It had been about an hour and Tidus was begining to pace which in turn was making Yuna a little more nervous than usual. Until finally Cid (Yuna's uncle) told him to sit down or get the hell off the bridge. Tidus sat down. After another thirty minutes they came upon Raccoon City and Tidus starting to speak.[/i]

Tidus: Who in their right mind would live here??

Yuna: I don't know but i've got a very bad feeling about this. Rikku do you have any life signs on the scanners?

Rikku: Only a few and one of them is very wierd come look at this. This life sign is a different color than the others.

Kimahri: Something not right i sense many dead people.

[i] And just as the airship landed Tidus saw what he was talking about, a whole swarm of the walking dead had made a large gathering right where the ship was going to land, Cid tried to fire the main cannon but couldn't and he definetly wouldn't fire the missles so they activated the machineguns which mowed down the zombies pretty quickly. After they had been disposed of, Lulu, Tidus, Yuna, and Vincent got off the ship and headed towards the location of the irratic life sign, just as they had gotten a block away from the ship did a monster with a long sinewy tongue attack. Lulu and Yuna both used a level three fire spell which quickly killed it but Vincent had already shot it once in the arm to slow it down. They soon were back on track and were heading towards the life sign.[/i]

Vincent: Let me give you a fair warning, this life sign could be Seperioth.

Tidus: Who is he?

Vincent: A very powerful man who could kill you in an instant.

Tidus: Bah! I could probably give him a run for his money if he didn't use any magic.

[Warlock]

Sorry to bother you guys again, but since I'm really a bit too busy to read about what's going on, could someone give me a lowdown, and then I'll probably delete this.

[Samgee Gamwise]

You should read my sign-up post before reading this. It will not make much sense otherwise.
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Seth awoke from an erie dream during his afternoon nap. It was about a pyro named Bill, but that's a whole other story. He sundenly realized the most important part of his average day was upon him. It was time to feed his pet snake, [i]l[/i]ester. Sadly the once great warrior was reduced to the feeding of a snake for excitment. But if you were to ask him if he was unhappy, he'd simply reply: well I got this space station, and the sports channel(s) (that's plural don't you know), then there's my pet snake he's a real handful, and for company I've got my pet rock. This was his life, and he is content.... ...or so he says.

He could tell that lester was hungry because the boa costrictor had tightly wrapped around his leg while he slept. So out he went looking for the wet, and mangy rats, that he hates............a lot. It was not long before he had found the perfect prey, an ecspecialy wet, and mangy rat, that he hated...............a lot more. And it was bigger, so lester would like as much more as he hated it. Just as he was to hurl the mighty football of death through the rats head (stealthily mind you). When suddenly a shadow hit the wet, and mangy rat, that he hates..............a lot, he looked up but nothing was there. Oh well, no food for lester, since the wet, big, and mangy rat, that he hates..............a lot, got away.

[GinnyLyn]

OOC: I hope this isn't too out of continuity. And poor Auron, I keep knocking him out. -.-;
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Groggy, Auron stirred, forcing his one good eye open. Something fuzzy yet feathery brushed his cheek, and he rubbed at it. With his talons.
Groaning, Auron remained still. He had hoped it had been nothing more than a bad dream. He stretched his hind legs, casually noting that his claws looked especially sharp this morning.
[color=purple][i]...what the Farplane...?![/i][/color]
When did he get feline like legs? Auron mentally poked at Ditto, who didn't respond. Feeling a little more than frustrated, Auron got to his many feet, stretched his four wings ([color=purple][i]Oh Yevon, more wings...[/i][/color]), then refolded them, the large across his back, the smaller across his furred chest. He moved to walk to the end of the room, but was halted by the shackles around his ankles. Shaking one experimentally, he leaned down to bite through the chain leading off of it with his lethal beak.
[color=green]"I would not'a do that if I were'a you..."[/color]
[color=purple][i]"Mario?"[/i][/color]
The voice scoffed. [color=green]"So you have'a met the pudgy plumber. PEH! Again, I say PEH! He'a is not'a worthy of'a his name!!!"[/color]
Auron was ignoring the voice, which grew in accent the more it got agitated. He knelt to tear through the chain again.
[color=green]"I'a warned you, you oversized'a flying rat!"[/color] Something beeped and Auron watched as a wall next to him opened. He watched in apprehensive preparation as something stepped toward him....and nearly laughed when he saw it.
A tiny metal mushroom man. It clinked with each step it took, and stiffly trotted up to Auron.
[color=purple][i]"This is supposed to scare me?"[/i][/color]
[color=green]"Eh...whatever'a works."[/color]
The tiny mushroom man's hat opened, and noxious green gas came out, enveloping Auron's every sense. He grappled with the fumes, reaching out to Ditto again, with no better luck this time.
[color=green]"Scared'a yet? Well, just'a know that your little friend'a sold you out'a. The...Deeto? Peh! You can't stop'a me, any more than that'a pesky plumber! The world'a--she shall soon be MINE!" [/color]
Auron's russet eye flashed once, before the fumes knocked him back into unconciousness.

[Shy]

[color=darkblue][i]Rick stared blankly at Megaman and Chris.[/i][/color]

[color=blue]"Who are these two?"[/color]
[color=indigo]"Two? Yo', what about us?"[/color]
[color=darkblue][i]Rick slowly turned around and noticed both Toejam and Earl glaring at him.[/i][/color]
[color=blue]"...what are you two guys? Worms or something?"[/color]
[color=tomato]"We are Toejam and.." [i]Earl elbowed Toejam on the stomach[/i]
"We are Earl and Toejam, the funkiest heroes in this world."[/color]

[color=darkblue][i]After an awkward pause Dot rushed towards me and gave me a huge hug, and a kiss on the cheek. Due to the enormous size of her mouth, lipstick now covered my face.[/i]

"Oh Pac, I am so happy to see you again. You have no idea how worried I was."
"Aw, that's sweet Dot."[/color]
[color=tomato]"Ooh, Pac-Man's got a girlfriend."[/color]
[color=darkblue]"No, I have a wife."[/color]
[color=green]"She is your wife?"[/color]
[color=darkblue]"No, I'm not his wife."[/color]
[color=red]"Hmm, I see. It looks like Pac-Man is cheating on Mrs. Pac-Man."[/color]
[color=darkblue]"No, you don't understand. She hired me."[/color]
[color=tomato] "You run an escort service?"
"Go Pac! You da' man!"[/color]
[color=darkblue]"Oh, never mind. Let's just try to organize a strategy against the monsters."[/color]
[color=green]"And could we find a cure for my zombie bite? I really don't want the T virus to set it."[/color]

[color=darkblue][i]The seven of us continued arguing. With a group this large, how could we organize anything?[/color][/i]

[Mitch]

[color=red][i] His radio started beeping, and Dr. Evil picked it up.

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] What's the friggin problem Wily?

[b]Dr. Wily:[/b] We have just arrived at Raccoon City. You know where the headquaters are, right?

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] What do think I am, a friggin ingrate? Of course I know where it's at.

[b]Dr. Wily:[/b] Ok, until then, over and out.

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] Over and out.

He put back down the radio, and called for Number Two again:

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] We almost there yet, Number Two? We better, damnit!

Number Two appeared from the cockpit again, the look of sterness still painted across his face.

[b]Number Two:[/b] Y..Yes, sir. About ten more minutes, sir, and we'll be there.

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] Good, good. Well, just hurry friggin up, I'm sick of this friggin plane already. It's been about, what..

[b]Number Two:[/b] About a fifteen hour flight, sir.

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] To long of a fifteen minute flight!

[b]Number Two:[/b] Yes sir.

Number Two then went back into the cockpit again.

[b]Mini-Me:[/b] Aiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] Shut up, damnit.

Dr. Evil punched Mini-Me, Mini-Me then bit him in the arm.

[b]Dr. Evil:[/b] That friggin hurts, if you friggin want to bite on something, here!

He threw a chew bone, and Mini-Me began chewing on it. After about ten minutes had passed, the plane finally landed at the headquaters, and the plotting of the destruction of those who were good then began.[/color][/i]

[Warlock]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Samgee Gamwise [/i]
[B]You should read my sign-up post before reading this. It will not make much sense otherwise.[/B][/QUOTE]

To of actually got Zero, I would've had to of read the sign-up post. :p So of course I have...

[Heartless Me]

Alucard took a deep breath. One of the signs that he was at least still mostly alive, a quality he gave thanks to his mother for. With his last moments rest he prepared himself mentally to once again face the horrors he did one century earlier.

Standing he left the tent and other minor things behind him for he knew that he didn't need them and they would only encumber him. The forest was quiet... almost too quiet. He walked down the barely trodden path making very little sound, his hand always on his sword. An almost in audible sound in the woods to his left causes him to pause and consider his actions. He turned slowly to face the noise just as a huge bipedal wolf creature leaped from the shelter of the foliage. At the last moment his body kicked into vampiric speed and dashing to the side. He dodged the attacked, or so he thought. As his body slowed from blurred movement he felt the tinge of pain from his body. Looking down to his arm he witnessed the marks of claws from the creature. His eyes glowed red for a moment as he willed the wounds to close then glared at the lupine monster.

"You will pay with your worthless life for that."

The creature howled again and attacked but this time he was ready for it. The creature crossed it's arms inward in an attempt to rend his chest asunder but alucard deftly ducked the attack and rose up drawing his sword cutting clean through the center of the monster dividing it's body clean in two pieces. The fallen creature was then a small feast for alucard for he had not fed in over a century and he needed all the strength he could muster for the coming battles. After cleaning himself and his blade he continued to the edge of the lake awaiting the arrival of the ferryman charon to take him to the entrance of the dreaded Castlevania.