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[Zerosaber]

( this is megaman from megaman legends )

Megaman wakes up and wonders where he is

Megaman: Roll, Roll ,UH roll

Roll: Yes Megaman

Megaman: where are we

Roll : i don't know it doesn't show me this dig on the map

Megaman: this place looks weird

Roll : i know it kinda gives me this creepy feeling

(Megaman and roll don't realize this but they are in Racoon City )

Megaman : where is the ship

Roll: its over there by the hill

Megaman : okay what are we supposed to do now

Roll: why don't you go over to that place over there it looks like a
dig site. we might get some parts today after all


Megaman: okay spot for me

Roll : also look for some town people

Megaman: I'll be on the lookout

( Megaman walks into the house and smells something werid)

Megaman: something isn't right about this place

Suddenly a zombie attacks megaman he dodges and falls back

Megaman: Roll this thing just attacked me and I don't know what it is

Roll: give me a discription

Megaman: you might not beleive it but you know that vidoegame you were playing

Roll: resident evil what about it megaman

Megaman: This is a zombie from the game

( the zombie swipes at megaman he dodges and fires with his buster at it)

Megaman: how are you suppose to kill this thing

Roll: aim for the head

( Megaman fires at the things head and it falls to the ground headless and unmoving)

Megaman: OK roll i got it

Roll: now megaman bring me back a piece of it and come back to the ship immediately

Megaman: do i have to it is so nasty

Roll: I'll make you a pizza if you do. And if this place is what i think it is it might help us out here

Megaman: fine

( megaman cuts off a finger of the zombie and runs back to the ship)

[Boba Fett]

[COLOR=green]OOC: Desbreko, sorry about not posting sooner, I have had a lot of homework recently, and I just got a new job... :drunk:

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Samus, Link and Mario charge out of the alley and out onto the other side, which happens to be the town square.

All kinds of vendors selling all kinds of local and exotic goods line the edges of the town square. A huge crowd packs the square, buying and selling at the various booths. There are several different species doing business here, humans, woodland creatures, toads, several figures clothed from head to toe in long black traveling cloaks and even a Pokemon.

Samus activates trace element detector and instructs it to search the crowd for smoke residue. Nothing, Nothing, Nothing, There!

One of the black cloaked figures, who was shorter than the rest and continually tripping over his traveling cloak, was covered in smoke residue.

Samus: "The smallest cloaked figure."

Link: "I see him, but how do we get through the crowd in time?"

Mario: "Let-sa use the FLUDD!"

Samus and Link each grab hold of Mario's hand and they fly over he crowd and land directly in front of the short, cloaked figure."

Samus: "Halt!"

The Yellow Koopa sheds his disguise and begins to run, but Samus fires a stun bolt and it hits him in the back of the head. The Yellow Koopa falls to the ground unconscious, along with everyone around him.

Samus: "Oops?" [/COLOR]

[Samgee Gamwise]

Hello again, we last saw our heros near a pile of large boulders 'bout 1/2 a mile from Seth's Space Station. Where not ten minutes ago Seth fain[size=1]h[/size]ted into a dream-like state, and consequently Shenazi was left to defend against the GIANT RAT that soon appeared. W[size=1]i[/size]e now join Shenazi as she silently disposes her foe, so as not to attract more [size=10][b](sons of fraggin' laggin' morgor stor-clor)[/size][/b] of these guys.

*As the rat lunges at her, she pulls out her chain whip and dashes between the legs of the GIANT RAT [size=1](only to find that this RAT is no female, tee hee)[/size] to come from behind. As she exits the "tunnel" [size=2](tee hee)[/size] she spins on her heel, and imediately starts thrashing the GIANT RAT with her chain whip, up-down-up-down-up-down... This goes on for a while, and Shenazi begins to feel sorry for the poor, helpless, GIANT RAT, as he cannot move in-between the quick and furious blows from her whip. Shenazi decides to stop and let [b]him[/b] regain his ground... [b][size=10]BIG MISTAKE!!![/size][/b] The RAT, out of pure vengence imediately grabs Shenazi around the mid-section with his tail, holding her arms down, so that she is completely at the mercy of a BLOOD HUNGRY GIANT RAT! As I said before it was a very big mistake indeed!
Though Shenazi is now winding down into an almost uncosious state from lack of oxygen caused by the exfixiation of the RAT's strong and relentless tail, the RAT is almost restored to his former self. Shenazi is just about to give up hope and let go, completely................................................................................................................ when suddenly a white sphere with a green propeller on the bottom, flies overhead distracting the RAT, Shenazi falls through the now loose tail, to the ground too weak to even breath. The sphere stops over the RAT and releases a purple glowing beam, which sucks up the GIANT RAT, consequently shrinking it on the way.*

Folks, if you havn't already figured this one out then let me tell you and/or confirm your guess. The sphere, is Bowser's flying flower-turnip-thingy. And the purple magic was that of Ganondorf the Gerudo. Appearently they are conducting GIANT lab expieriments which therefore calls for a GIANT RAT. Well, yeah, just thought I'd let ya'll know. Sssssooooo, That's enough naration for one post.

[The Vampire: Ed]

Sephiroth, and Alucard charge the bony warriors their respective blade cutting the air. Sephiroth plows through the front row with ease, the length of the Masamune allows him to hit at least thirteen of the skeleton henchmen grouped together. Meanwhile, Alucard, while not blessed with a lengthy sword relies on his inhuman speed. Alucard dodges several attacks, then leaps over the pursuing skeletons. Turning quickly he lops off a couple of their head immediately turning them into ashes.

Sephiroth swings the Masamune knock one of the skeleton's weapon away, quick Sephiroth grabs hold of it's skull and shoves it's head into another skeleton's head. Both skulls crack, and their bones explode in an ashy spray. Alucard leaps into the air again, but stomps on one of the skeleton before leaping off while swinging his sword at another. Both skeletons drop to the ground, and turn to dust as the other had done. Alucard smirks at his work, and looks back toward Sephiroth with a red aura flowing around himself.

'Fire!' Sephiroth exclaims as he raises his hand toward a group of the bone knights, a huge blast of fire come forth from Sephiroth's hand immediately destroying the foes. Alucard turns back just as a skeleton is thrusting a sword directly towards Alucard's head, but with his quick reflexes Alucard managed to side step it and counter with a spinning back hand. The skull came tumbling off, and laid on the ground as the rest of it's bone collapsed in a pile on the ground.

Sephiroth looked around, and seen only Alucard. The battle was over, they had finished the last of the skeleton warriors. Death apparently didn't want to stick around, as he was also gone. Alucard, and Sephiroth came back towards each other then began to speak.

'So, where do we go now?' Sephiroth asked. Alucard placed his hand on his chin, seemingly in deep thought. 'My father, Dracula, is somewhere to the north of here, I can feel him.' Alucard suddenly answered. 'I guess we can just rely on my senses, because that's probably the only way we're going to be able to find him.' Alucard continued.

'Right, well we better go then. I don't want anything to happen to Megan.' Sephiroth said with concern in his voice. Alucard nodded in agreement, and so they set of due north in search of Dracula, and Megan.

[Samgee Gamwise]

Age: 28

Starting Location: DOOM Marine's Groundedd Space Station

Bio: A battle hardened warrior, he has no fear when faced by overwhelming odds. Fighting until his last, he never gives up, fighting on until the bitter end. With a gun of any kind in his hand, he battles on, fighting to rid the world of the vile aliens invading earth. After defeating the aliens invading the earth, he traveled to the aliens home world, and destroyed them there, thinking that he had rid the galaxy of them forever.

[b]Intro[/b]
Now, during the peaceful years following the aliens defeat and the imprisonment of the super-villains, he has salvaged a groundeed space station that crashed on earth during the alien invasion. Though it may not be much, he is content to relax, watching football. Although he's a man's man, likes to drink, play football, and be quite rowdy, he does, interestingly enough, have a soft side. Although a ruthless fighter while in battle, he adores cute, fuzzy animals, and would do anything to defend them. (This was actually the main reason he fought the aliens). He keeps a boa constrictor as a pet, and has to frequently stop it from eating the cute, fuzzy animals. He feeds it only wet, mangy rats, that he hates...a lot.

Secret Weapon: Ion Shielded Football


[b]Ep:1 [/b]
Seth awoke from an erie dream during his afternoon nap. It was about a pyro named Bill, but that's a whole other story. He sundenly realized the most important part of his average day was upon him. It was time to feed his pet snake, [i]l[/i]ester. Sadly the once great warrior was reduced to the feeding of a snake for excitment. But if you were to ask him if he was unhappy, he'd simply reply: well I got this space station, and the sports channel(s) (that's plural don't you know), then there's my pet snake he's a real handful, and for company I've got my pet rock. This was his life, and he is content.... ...or so he says.

He could tell that lester was hungry because the boa costrictor had tightly wrapped around his leg while he slept. So out he went looking for the wet, and mangy rats, that he hates............a lot. It was not long before he had found the perfect prey, an ecspecialy wet, and mangy rat, that he hated...............a lot more. And it was bigger, so lester would like as much more as Seth hated it. Just as he was to hurl the mighty football of death through the rats head (stealthily mind you). When suddenly a shadow hit the wet, and mangy rat, that he hates..............a lot, he looked up but nothing was there. Oh well, no food for lester, since the wet, big, and mangy rat, that he hates..............a lot, got away.

[b]Ep: 2[/b]
Dear Diary,
Today I woke up late and toke a nap, then I missed my two favorite shows (Sports Talk, and Cat Chat). Can you believe that diary, both of them, I mean one would bad enough, but nooooooooooooo I had to miss two. While I slept I had this wacked out dream about these guys who imprisoned some psychos in a soft walled room. The pyro named Bill had a large flame-thrower, how he would get a flame-thrower into a locked, and monitored cell is beyond me.
Anyways, after I woke up I found lester attached to my leg, as I've told you, I don't think this is really because he's hungry (yes I know Rockee told me that). In other words I think that Rockee (my pet rock) is lying to me, though I can't imagine why. All it would benefit him is that I then leave the house, wait, I thought Rockee liked me.

*sob.......................sob.....................sob................... .............. .......... ............... ...................... ................................... ................................and a bit more sobing*

In a complete burst of uncontrolable rage:
[b]Seth:[/b] STUPID ROCKEE

From the other room:
[b]Rockee:[/b] I'm sorry, what was that?

[b]Seth:[/b] Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, nothing, nothing at all.

*Rockee rolls into the room and hops up onto the table*

[b]Rockee:[/b] So then whats this nothing you're writing about?

[b]Seth:[/b] No, really, it's nothing, nothing at all.

[b]Rockee:[/b] Well it's got to be something, 'cause it seams to worth hiding from me.

[b]Seth:[/b] I'm not hiding anything it really is nothing, nothing at all.

[b]Rockee:[/b] Well then may I see it?

*Rockee reads to his own astonishment, and I quote "nothing, nothing at all"*

[b]Rockee:[/b] What the bloody hell!!!!!!!

[b]Seth:[/b] Just like I said: "nothing, nothing at all"

[b]Rockee:[/b] Ouvey, why did you, but then, and I, how could, but........................

[b]Seth:[/b] Well, you know how literal I can get.

*Rockee still in a dazed and confused trance*
[b]Rockee:[/b] Huba wuba dooby doo pack pack lambada snooooouuuy, icky icky doowa *snap*. Oh my head, don't you ever do that again!

[b]lester:[/b] Hiissssssssssssssssssssss

[b]Seth:[/b] Oh you must still be hungry, poor boy. I'll go find you a nice big juicey rat, what do say to that?

[b]lester:[/b] Hiss hiss

[b]Seth:[/b] All right you stay here, I'll be right back.

*He gets up and heads to the door, but just before he exits he says aloud: Oh yea, I almost forgot, Cat Chat re-runs are on in an hour, better hurry. He then leaves.*

He starts searching for rats which are wet and mangy, that he hates.........................a lot. Just then he notices a familiar shadow upon a large boulder off in the distance. Seth decides to check it out; there hasn't been another human in these parts for a long ol' time. The rock is still a 5 minute walk off, so he decides to sing a song.

OOOOOHHHHHHH everybody's got a water buffalo. Yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh where do we get them I don't know. But everybody's got a water buffaloooooooooooooouooooooooooooooooooouooooooooooooooooooouo!

[b]Ep: 3[/b]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door. Spilled lihma beans all on the floor. And everybody's got a water buffaloooouoooouoooouoooouo!

Seth looked up, he now saw the majestic boulder that was once in the distance. Indeed, it now stood 1.2mm from his nose; Seth had been singing the same two verses quite contently for some time now, and before long had shut his eyes. You see, that is why he stopped, because of the raw pain of grinding your nose against a ("majestic") boulder.

[b]Seth:[/b] What a stupid place to put such a large boulder!

*Seth backed away from the boulder in pain, only to slip on a small rock behind him.*

[b]Seth:[/b] Man! What is this place, the get yourself hurt on any rock you want and/or are near 24/7!

[b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow:[/b] This is The Land of Shadowssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

[b]Seth:[/b] Sorry to break it to you, but I'm am a highly skilled Geologicalist.

[b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow:[/b] Meaning.......................

[b]Seth:[/b] Meaning: that your little "I'll make up name for this place that no ones ever heard of" game won't work on me Bucko.

[b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow:[/b] I did not make it up, and the only reason you mister "I'm a Geologicalist" did not see that name on any map is because it is not on any maps. So there!

[b]Seth:[/b] Whatever! Oh, by the way, uh, who are you?

[b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow:[/b] They call me Shenazi!

[b]Seth:[/b] You mean like the Nazi's

[b]Unfamiliar Voice or the Familiar Shadow or Shenazi:[/b] NO! Pronounce it like the "z" is an "s" and then ad the "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" sound. Got it!

[b]Seth:[/b] Yeah, yeah, I got it.

[b]Shenazi:[/b] So..............................ya ready for your first mission?

[b]Seth:[/b] My first WHAT?

[b]Ep: 4[/b]
[b]Shenazi:[/b] I said, your first mission.

[b]Seth:[/b] So you just go around telling everybody you meet your biddings...and, expect them to do it?

[b]Shenazi:[/b] No, and no. One I didn't choose you at random, and two it's not my "bidding".

[b]Seth:[/b] Well, then have you been stalking me, or somthing?

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Not really, well, kinda, but just a little.

[b]Seth:[/b] When?! I am very perceptive, and find it hard to believe that I have not noticed you until now.

[b]Shenazi:[/b] (trying to hold in laughter) Oh God!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You, *more laughter* perceptive?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (calming down) Oh, woooo, sorry. *Seth still staring at her blankly* Yeah, um, you're not perceptive. Even in the least. I've been watching you for more than a month now, and you havn't so much as looked my way when you heard a noise. I was begining to think you were deaf, so I tried talking to you. There I was standing not three feet behind you, so I started to introduce myself but nothing happened. You didn't even flinch, like I wasn't there, so I started over. Still no response from you.

[b]Seth:[/b] Well, I guess I did fail the standard hearing and eye exam at the doctor's office. And that was before I even went to mars, and it's moon's.

[b]Shenazi:[/b] So how exactly did you defeat those hords of aliens.

[b]Seth:[/b] Well....... My other senses are drasticly hightened!

[b]Shenazi:[/b] So what did you do, taste, smell, and touch 'em to death?

[b]Seth:[/b] Kindof......... ............ ............ ............ ............ ........... ............ ............

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Ick! Ick! And double Ick! WTMI!!!!!!!!!! WTMI!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTMI!!!!!!!!!! *sucks on fist-full of gravel for a minute, and decides to calm down* Back to the topic at hand: Your first mission.

[b]Seth:[/b] Wait, hold up, stop everything. I still have two more questions.

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Sheesh! This could take a while!

[b]Seth:[/b] Okay. Question number one: Who sent you?

[b]Shenazi:[/b] What do you mean, "who sent you"? I wasn't sent.

[b]Seth:[/b] Of course you were, you said "it's not my bidding", and so I want to know who's it was.

[b]Shenazi:[/b] If you must know. It was Princess Zelda, there, now are you satisfied?

[b]Seth:[/b] No! I still have one more question.

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Come on then, let's have it.

[b]Seth:[/b] Why do you keep refering to this as my first mission?

[b]Shenazi:[/b] What?

[b]Seth:[/b] Well all those times I was killing aliens and nasty unmentionables, those were all missions you know! It just feels kinda wierd having somone who seems to know so much about me look over such a large part of my past.

[b]Shenazi:[/b] All I meant was that this will be [u][i]your first[/i][/u] of a few missions requested by Zelda and delivered by me.

[b]Seth:[/b] Oh, okay.

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Good, now that thats [u]all[/u] cleared up; can we please continue?

[b]Seth:[/b] Sure, but first........................... we should probably head back to my space station.

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Why?

*slowly drifting off*
[b]Seth:[/b] Cuz......................its.................................nearing..........................night fall......................... and..............................and.............................full (groaning) moon.

*seth collapsed into an other dream*

[b]Ep: 5[/b]
[b]Through the eyes of Shenazi[/b]
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Oh, damn, I hate it when they faint.
Heh Heh, [b]I[/b] ahahahahahahaha [b]just[/b] ahahahahahahaha [b]got the[/b] ahahahahahahahhaha [b]best[/b] (oh this is rich) ahahahahahahahahahahah [b]idea...[/b] wouldn't it be really fun if this Seth character woke up with his tounge epoxied to the exterior of his upper lip! Oh, this'll be great!!!

[size=20][b]*NOISE*[/b][/size]

CRAP, that can't be good; then again, I havn't been able to get a move on in a while. What is that crakle noise? Oh well, better start dragging this big lumox to safety from whatever that is.

*She hops down from her boulder to grab Seth and start the painful (yet enjoyable) dragging process. But is stopped by a murmur from Seth*

[b]Seth:[/b] What dolls??? What dolls???

What the hell?? Oh well, I guess I'll ask him when he comes to.

*Just then Shenazi is swept up by a large tail, and is thrown up against the boulder she previously stood upon. Falling to the ground she winces from the pain in her ribs and spine. Though she feels as if she cannot move, she instinctivly gropes for the Red Potion she always keeps at her side. With one quick sip she is restored to her former self, she is Shenazi: Master ninja of the Sheikah tribe.*



One thing's for sure, I ain't down yet!!

*She dashes in the direction of the tail, all the while wondering what shape her foe will take. She rounds the courner and comes not ten feet from... you guessed it, a giant RAT!!! Shenazi briefly scans the rat: it is roughly 27' 3.29587114" tall, a menacing sight, with large claws and vicious teeth, and a stench that could only be achieved, I'm sure, by years of living rot.*

Yeah, this is gonna be fun... hoo hah hoh hee umph.

*That is all she said as she took on this ferocious beast alone............................

[b]Ep: 6[/b]
Hello again, we last saw our heros near a pile of large boulders 'bout 1/2 a mile from Seth's Space Station. Where not ten minutes ago Seth fain[size=1]h[/size]ted into a dream-like state, and consequently Shenazi was left to defend against the GIANT RAT that soon appeared. W[size=1]i[/size]e now join Shenazi as she silently disposes her foe, so as not to attract more [size=10][b](sons of fraggin' laggin' morgor stor-clor)[/size][/b] of these guys.

*As the rat lunges at her, she pulls out her chain whip and dashes between the legs of the GIANT RAT [size=1](only to find that this RAT is no female, tee hee)[/size] to come from behind. As she exits the "tunnel" [size=2](tee hee)[/size] she spins on her heel, and imediately starts thrashing the GIANT RAT with her chain whip, up-down-up-down-up-down... This goes on for a while, and Shenazi begins to feel sorry for the poor, helpless, GIANT RAT, as he cannot move in-between the quick and furious blows from her whip. Shenazi decides to stop and let [b]him[/b] regain his ground... [b][size=10]BIG MISTAKE!!![/size][/b] The RAT, out of pure vengence imediately grabs Shenazi around the mid-section with his tail, holding her arms down, so that she is completely at the mercy of a BLOOD HUNGRY GIANT RAT! As I said before it was a very big mistake indeed!
Though Shenazi is now winding down into an almost uncosious state from lack of oxygen caused by the exfixiation of the RAT's strong and relentless tail, the RAT is almost restored to his former self. Shenazi is just about to give up hope and let go, completely................................................................................................................ when suddenly a white sphere with a green propeller on the bottom, flies overhead distracting the RAT, Shenazi falls through the now loose tail, to the ground too weak to even breath. The sphere stops over the RAT and releases a purple glowing beam, which sucks up the GIANT RAT, consequently shrinking it on the way.*

Folks, if you havn't already figured this one out then let me tell you and/or confirm your guess. The sphere, is Bowser's flying flower-turnip-thingy. And the purple magic was that of Ganondorf the Gerudo. Appearently they are conducting GIANT lab expieriments which therefore calls for a GIANT RAT. Well, yeah, just thought I'd let ya'll know. Sssssooooo, That's enough naration for one post.

[b]Ep: 7[/b]
*When Shenazi awoke she was in a dark room lying on what appeared to be a dentist-type chair. There was a slite hissing noise in the room like a gas leak, but without the smell. She looks around the room for the source of the hissing, but nothing and no one are there. And so then wonders how she got here. She decides that Seth must have woken up, found her unconciously lying there, and brought her to the space station for medical attension. She felt her chest to see if she had any broken ribs. Only to discover that...*

[b]Shenazi:[/b] [b][size=5]SWEET TURKISH YAMS ON A COLD SAHARIAN DAY!!![/size][/b] I'm naked!!! What the 'ell!! Who would do such a thing!...SETH! Why when I get my hands on that Seth, I'm gonna' AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH, and then I'm gonna' AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, BUT THEN HE'LL BE REALLY SORRY WHEN I RIP OFF HIS, [size=3]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size] Where could my clothes be, WHY THE NERVE OF THAT GUY! Oh, there they are, *while putting them on* now where is my head wrap? What the? Why is it stuck to the cieling, WHAT COULD GO THROUGH THAT PEA BRAIN OF HIS TO MAKE HIM DO THIS? *jumping for her head wrap* There we go! *retrieving it... putting it on* What the? *feeling somthing around her neck* Good God, what is that?!

*tries to pull it off, but its no use. It just won't budge, as she is about to find the end it suddenly jerks out of her hands out, and quickly wraps around her mouth and nose. she falls over out of shock. She tries to scream for help, but can't! This "thing" has all air passage through her mouth and nose blocked off. just when she is about to sufficate, her constant groping around her neck pays off. She finds the end of the "thing", and quickly unwraps her mouth. And then stares at what, the now wrigling, "thing" was. Only to find a large set of Boa's jaws four inches from her face*

[b]Shenazi:[/b] *SHRIEK*

[b]Lester:[/b] HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS

[b]Shenazi:[/b] *FAINT*[size=1](again)[/size]

[b]Ep: 8[/b]
Shenazi awakes to the same thing that she fainted to... LESTER! She is about to faint AGAIN, but seth slaps her. To which she promptly retaliates, with a throwing needle to his nose.

[b]Seth and Shenazi, but Seth longer:[/b] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Yea, well, you started it!

[b]Seth:[/b] Hey, all I did was keep you from passing out!

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Not that, you undressing me!!!

[b]Seth:[/b] What?

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Don't give me that "I'm a milaegrant bafoon and don't have a clue as to what your talking about", 'cause I won't buy it! (accept for the milaegrant bafoon part, hee hee!)

[b]Seth:[/b] Yea, well, 'cept I really don't know what you're talking about!

[b]Shenazi:[/b] Oh, that's rich, like I'm suposed to believe that. And next you'll be blaming the snake I found around my neck? I don't know what princess Zelda sees in you..... why are you crying?

[b]Seth:[/b] *weeping*, *furiously* Why, oh why; you were naked? *she nods* Oh,*still weeping* and I missed it!!!

*This remark thouroughly ifuriates Shenazi, driving her to release a series of eleven Razor Wing attacks. By the eighth Razor Wing Seth is already dead. Shenazi realizing what she has done begins to weep. But is stopped short when lester (in respect for his late master) laches onto her as before. This time there is no escape...













Then Rockee wakes up.