Darkmoon Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 I got this in an e-mail and thought it was pretty funny in a stupid sorta way and decided to sare it with you all. Have fun reading: TOP TEN WAYS TO FREAK OUT YOUR ROOMMATE 10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.'' 9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. 8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!'' 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....'' 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?'' 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char! Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 [b][color=teal][size=1]Oh, man, that is so friggin' hilarious! Dude, the best ones were 4, 6, 7, and 10... *wipes eyes* Ah, man, that's great... --Mike[/b][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinetic Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 [color=darkblue][size=1] Hahahahah, that's freaking hillarious. I especially liked 1,6,7 and 9, mostly 1. That's something I would definately do. [/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amiboshi Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 lol. Those are funny! I like #1 about the rice crispies....I'll have to try doing that some time to my family. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 I liked the pencil one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Webb Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Funny, but I'm too afraid of being committed to ever do any of them. Unless... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9mm Avenger Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 Lol..I like the knife one.. "Soon, soon.." And the rice crispies one..I gotta try those..thnx alot! hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rancid Posted September 25, 2002 Share Posted September 25, 2002 [COLOR=crimson]That's some good stuff, if I had a roomate then I would try number 1. Oh well where did you get those anyways?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmoon Posted September 25, 2002 Author Share Posted September 25, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wing Gundam [/i] [B][COLOR=crimson]That's some good stuff, if I had a roomate then I would try number 1. Oh well where did you get those anyways?[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] I had signed up for this comedy club a while ago so once a day they send me a joke. I've got lot's of other jokes that are just as funny :D. [QUOTE]Lol..I like the knife one.. "Soon, soon.." And the rice crispies one..I gotta try those..thnx alot! hehehehe[/QUOTE] Welcome ;). [QUOTE]lol. Those are funny! I like #1 about the rice crispies....I'll have to try doing that some time to my family. ^^[/QUOTE] I was thinking the same thing. Except now that I review on it I'd be grounded before the bowl touched the ground -_-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane11 Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 Hah!!! Only if I had a room mate. I guess I'll just have to remember them or something. I wonder who took the time to think of those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SunRiZe Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 That was quite well done. Theres no doubt you could get your roomate to freak out! especially the Sharpneing of the knives one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiroMunkie Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 [color=indigo]Oh my... number six made me laugh the hardest by far. I shall end up doing that someday, probably. Number one was quite funny as well. Then number four was quite amusing. Now I just need a roommate...[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorykoAngelcry Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 [COLOR=darkred][SIZE=1]I don't know. . perhaps I am wierd, but 2 and 4 are my favorites ^_^ 2 is something I have almost done. . I have been known to just come running out of my room, and start a song and dance for the stupidest reasons =) I wouldn't want to glue shoes to my cieling, but that would be something else wierd that I would do ^_^ I can play off me doing something REALLY stupid with a straight face, lol [/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegitto4 Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 bah, they are all funny. All of them will be put into practice shortly.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuruBlu Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 hey if you guys like those so much go to fluffyduck.com thats where they're from, well as far as i know anyways. A friend introduced me to this site and it has some mighty funny stuff, although not all of it is G rated. P.S. check out the section about "stuff you didn't know" my favorite is the part about all porcupines float in water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asphyxia Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 [color=blue][size=1]Can I add some? I've got the same thing, but its got different ones on it... 1)Every time you enter a room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repaet the falling over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say "Its not funny anymore." 2)Get a surfboard. Put it on your bed. Stand on it, and pretend to surf for about fifteen minutes. Then, pretend to "wipe out" and fall off the bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your roommate comes over to rescue you. 3)Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again..." 4)Get a can of beans. Label them "jumping beans" Eat them, and then jump around your room. Get another can of beans. Label them "Dancing beans." Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them "Kill your roommate beans." Eat them, smiling at your roommate. 5)Everytime your roomate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, and then wake your roommate up and say "Its time to go to bed now," 6)Paint abstract paintings, and title them things like, "Roommate dying in a car crash," and, "Roommate getting whacked over the head with a shovel" Comment often about how much you love the paintings. 7)Keep a collection of teeth in a jar. Act excited whenever you add to it, and say things like "In a little while I'll have enough for a sailboat." And, my personal favorites... 8)Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time everyday, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate enquires, refuse to discuss the situation. 9)Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake with lots of tomato sauce in it. When your roomate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate "I was curious." [/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 Gold. Pure gold. I'll be sure to use some of these in the future.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desbreko Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 [color=indigo]Dude, if I ever get a roomate, I'm going to do the knife one. Heck, I could even just do that to one of my freinds, lol. And you know what the best part is? I already have the knives! Bwahahahahaaa!!!!! :twitch: :toothy:[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmoon Posted September 26, 2002 Author Share Posted September 26, 2002 Never thought so meny people would like these:D. ::looks around and slowly edges away from knife fans:: Maybe I should just stay over here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semjaza Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 These are bizarre... I'm kind of glad I had my own room when I was away for college, and didn't have to deal with it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armadillomon Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 Here's one that I've seen: Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all your clothes, and ignore your roommate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shy Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 [color=darkblue][size=1]Wow, that list is really funny. I thought the potato one was great, and the pencil one too, heh. -Shy[/color][/size] :whoops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 :rotflmao: OHHHHHHHHH my goodness, my tummy hurts soooooooo bad now! :laugh: Aw man, I am so doing some of those within my lifetime.... to SOMEONE, anyone, I don't care. I like quite a few of them, too.... bah, I'll just say I like 'em all. :flasher: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domon Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 lol. Oh i know get a box of rasins and when your roomate isn't looking place them around the room and when your roomate returns point to it and scream that there is a mouse in the room. LOL try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sere Tuscumbia Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Ow . . . ow . . . can't breathe . . . that's wonderful. I love it. My favorites are the potato (no, it's potato[I]e[/I]), the pen, the Krispies, and the hamster. God that's funny. When I get a roommate (IF I get a roommate), I am SO trying one of those out . . . ^_~ ~!*Sere*!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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