Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

[Sephiroth]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Lady Asphyxia [/i]
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3)Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again..."

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[vegeta rocker]

man the potato one rules. i share a room with my sister, she is so gonna be freaked!

[Mitch]

[color=red] What a bail of laughs. I liked the Rice Krispies one. But the one I liked the best was the one about the sandwich. Very funny though :haha:[/color]

[Frankie]

heres is one i laughed at when my sister told them to me ( i tried it on another sister too so funny)


1: Re arange the room so it looks like barnyard. Make beds out of hay bails and dress in coveralls and put a long strand of wheat in your mouth and when they come in say "i was homesick*

[Tigervx]

hehe, i went 2 this site, and i found thoughs plus 90 more. Heres the funniest one in my terms

99. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them
through basic training. Set up little
checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate
that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted
area and said not to do it again. Ask your
roommate to apologize to the camel.

[Mina]

I Love 10,9,3.
The rest of them are good too!
Weird, but good.:laugh:

[Hyper]

what site was it?

[ShadowDragon]

God that was great! ::Rolls Over:: :bellylol: I can't stop laughing!
::Eyes Darkmoon while sharpening knife::

[Fall]

I love the pencil one. And the rice krispies one, and the elephant one.....man, they're all good! You wouldn't happen to have any more of them would you? :smirk:

[Angelus_Necare]

those sound like some things I do ona daily basis, I'll have to try some of them on my tent-mates, while on councelor duty at girl scout camp ((go on laugh)). I really want to try the hampster one though.

[Darkmoon]

[QUOTE]what site was it?[/QUOTE]

If I told you I wouldn't be able to put up anymore cuase then every body would have read it first :P. I'll send it to you in a pm.

[QUOTE]I love the pencil one. And the rice krispies one, and the elephant one.....man, they're all good! You wouldn't happen to have any more of them would you? :smirk:[/QUOTE]

Of course I do. I was just waiting till things died down a bit before I put any more up. All the lists are different, but just as funny.

[QUOTE]God that was great! ::Rolls Over:: I can't stop laughing!
::Eyes Darkmoon while sharpening knife::[/QUOTE]

*Shoves ShadowDragon into a closet and locks the door*

Hah!

[Turkey]

Hey...I'm going on a trip in a few weeks with some friends from school. I'll try the knife and memory ones.

[NorykoAngelcry]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tigervx [/i]
[B]hehe, i went 2 this site, and i found thoughs plus 90 more. Heres the funniest one in my terms

99. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them
through basic training. Set up little
checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate
that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted
area and said not to do it again. Ask your
roommate to apologize to the camel. [/B][/QUOTE]


[COLOR=darkred][SIZE=1]Hahahaha, that is great ^_^ I did something like that to my roomate. I have a few Spawn figures on my desk which is right next to my main door in my room. One day, I came back home and my door was open (not like I was really worried that they stole something. . ). I asked my roomie Erick what he was doing in my room, and he gave me . . some response. He didn't even argue, and I tried to get funny with him.

"You know how I knew that? Spawn told me. . He said next time you came in with out my permission that he was going to kick your butt!"

It was a good laugh =) But it would have been even better with the animal crackers, lol. [/SIZE][/COLOR]

[KittyLynn]

These are hilarious!!!Omg I can't stop laughing..

[Twinzam v]

They are all funny:laugh:

While your friend is asleep get some chocolate and melt it then rub it all over your friends face then get some potatoe chips and pour them all over his/her body and put empty bottles around them

[Deedlit]

[color=green]LOL!!! I liked 10, 7, 4, and 1. Those are just HILARIOUS!! :haha: :rotflmao: I'm gonna try that one of these days.

*sharpens pocket knife*

"soon.....soon...." lol[/color]

[Guest defbug]

It was damn hilarious... Loved that joke and I have a printed copy which I found it in the website - [url]www.laughnet.net[/url] and they have a bunch of funny stuff for you to choose. I laughed my *** off when I checked out everything. Check it out and see for yourself.

Later Much!!!!:rotflmao:

[Deedlit]

[color=green]LOL I found this on that site you gave us, defbug. I found alot of them hilarious. ^_^ :D

[b]50 Fun Things for Professors to Do on the First Day of Class[/b]

1. Wear a hood with one eyehole. Periodically make strange gurgling
noises.
2. After confirming everyone's names on the roll, thank the class for
attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" and mention that yesterday
was the last day to drop.
3. After turning on the overhead projector, clutch your chest and
scream "MY PACEMAKER!"
4. Wear a pointed Kaiser helmet and a monocle and carry a riding
crop.
5. Gradually speak softer and softer and then suddenly point to a
student and scream "YOU! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"
6. Deliver your lecture through a hand puppet. If a student asks you
a question directly, say in a high-pitched voice, "The Professor
can't hear you, you'll have to ask *me*, Winky Willy".
7. If someone asks a question, walk silently over to their seat, hand
them your piece of chalk, and ask, "Would YOU like to give the
lecture, Mr. Smartypants?"
8. Pick out random students, ask them questions, and time their
responses with a stop watch. Record their times in your grade book
while muttering "tsk, tsk".
9. Ask students to call you "Tinkerbell" or "Surfin' Bird".
10. Stop in mid-lecture, frown for a moment, and then ask the class
whether your butt looks fat.
11. Play "Kumbaya" on the banjo.
12. Show a video on medieval torture implements to your calculus
class. Giggle throughout it.
13. Announce "you'll need this", and write the suicide prevention
hotline number on the board.
14. Wear mirrored sunglasses and speak only in Turkish. Ignore all
questions.
15. Start the lecture by dancing and lip-syncing to James Brown's "Sex
Machine."
16. Ask occassional questions, but mutter "as if you gibbering simps
would know" and move on before anyone can answer.
17. Ask the class to read Jenkins through Johnson of the local phone
book by the next lecture. Vaguely imply that there will be a quiz.
18. Have one of your graduate students sprinkle flower petals ahead of
you as you pace back and forth.
19. Address students as "worm".
20. Announce to students that their entire grades will be based on a
single-question oral final exam. Imply that this could happen at
any moment.
21. Turn off the lights, play a tape of crickets chirping, and begin
singing spirituals.
22. Ask for a volunteer for a demonstration. Ask them to fill out a
waiver as you put on a lead apron and light a blowtorch.
23. Point the overhead projector at the class. Demand each student's
name, rank, and serial number.
24. Begin class by smashing the neck off a bottle of vodka, and
announce that the lecture's over when the bottle's done.
25. Have a band waiting in the corner of the room. When anyone asks a
question, have the band start playing and sing an Elvis song.
26. Every so often, freeze in mid sentence and stare off into space
for several minutes. After a long, awkward silence, resume your
sentence and proceed normally.
27. Wear a "virtual reality" helmet and strange gloves. When someone
asks a question, turn in their direction and make throttling
motions with your hands.
28. Mention in passing that you're wearing rubber underwear.
29. Growl constantly and address students as "matey".
30. Devote your math lecture to free verse about your favorite numbers
and ask students to "sit back and groove".
31. Announce that last year's students have almost finished their
class projects.
32. Inform your English class that they need to know Fortran and code
all their essays. Deliver a lecture on output format statements.
33. Bring a small dog to class. Tell the class he's named "Boogers
McGee" and is your "mascot". Whenever someone asks a question,
walk over to the dog and ask it, "What'll be, McGee?"
34. Wear a feather boa and ask students to call you "Snuggles".
35. Tell your math students that they must do all their work in a base
11 number system. Use a complicated symbol you've named after
yourself in place of the number 10 and threaten to fail students
who don't use it.
36. Claim to be a chicken. Squat, cluck, and produce eggs at irregular
intervals.
37. Bring a CPR dummy to class and announce that it will be the
teaching assistant for the semester. Assign it an office and
office hours.
38. Have a grad student in a black beret pluck at a bass while you
lecture.
39. Sprint from the room in a panic if you hear sirens outside.
40. Give an opening monologue. Take two minute "commercial breaks"
every ten minutes.
41. Tell students that you'll fail them if they cheat on exams or
"fake the funk".
42. Announce that you need to deliver two lectures that day, and
deliver them in rapid-fire auctioneer style.
43. Pass out dental floss to students and devote the lecture to oral
hygiene.
44. Announce that the entire 32-volume Encyclopedia Britannica will be
required reading for your class. Assign a report on Volume 1,
Aardvark through Armenia, for next class.
45. Ask students to list their favorite showtunes on a signup sheet.
Criticize their choices and make notes in your grade book.
46. Sneeze on students in the front row and wipe your nose on your
tie.
47. Warn students that they should bring a sack lunch to exams.
48. Refer frequently to students who died while taking your class.
49. Show up to lecture in a ventilated clean suit. Advise students to
keep their distance for their own safety and mutter something
about "that bug I picked up in the field".
50. Jog into class, rip the textbook in half, and scream, "Are you
pumped? ARE YOU PUMPED? I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOU!"[/color]