liamc2 Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Has anyone besides me seen the ABC's new comedy show CNNNN? (That's ABC Australia folks) CNNNN, abbreviation of Chaser Non-stop News Network is rather amusing, boasting amusing news about [url=http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/news/s686650.htm]Anna-Nicole Smiths new implants[/url] and otherwise :p Homepage: [url]www.abc.net.au/cnnnn[/url] [QUOTE][b][size=3]Saddam's Dossier of Evil[/size] [size=1]Last week, President Bush demanded unconditional access for weapons inspectors. And what does Saddam go and do? He gives unconditional access to weapons inspectors. Can you believe the nerve? It was a very aggressive act of compliance. Very provocative compliance. President Bush mustn't take yes for an answer. [img]http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/profiteering/terrorthon/ep0209.jpg[/img] CNNNN has uncovered secret CIA proof that Saddam is clearly developing invisible weapons capability. Just examine the evidence of Iraq's weapons of mass illusion. [img]http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/profiteering/terrorthon/ep0209b.jpg[/img] And this all fits into place ? no wonder they invited the inspectors in. They knew nobody would find anything. They are mocking us. [img]http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/profiteering/terrorthon/ep0209c.jpg[/img] And CNNNN asks: could these weapons already be in America? Saddam is obviously [i]spruikin'[/i] for a [i]nukin'![/i] [/size][/b][/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Lol, I like the one about Saddam's Dossier of Evil especially. I tried to click on earlier stories, but the links take me back to the main index. ?? Oh well, interesting humor though. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorykoAngelcry Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 [COLOR=darkred][SIZE=1]LOL, that is great =) I can see those hidden weapons in the third picture better then the other two *looks around to make sure no one thinks he is serious* . . *shrug* Oh well =) [/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven's Cloud Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NorykoAngelcry [/i] [B][COLOR=darkred][SIZE=1]LOL, that is great =) I can see those hidden weapons in the third picture better then the other two *looks around to make sure no one thinks he is serious* . . *shrug* Oh well =) [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=indigo]I thought you were serious. I didn't read your entire post and I ...ahem...went back and looked at the picture again. I guess I need to quit hanging out with Spiccoli and the gang (kudos to you if you get that joke :P)...[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 [color=royalblue]Heh, that really proves that ABC is a completely left wing organization. Unconditional compliance my butt. lol He said that the inspectors could go everywhere BUT various Government sites. How is that unconditional? Argh...okay, I won't vent any further. lol[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane11 Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Are they really serious about the invisible weapons? What a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 Yes, Zidane. They're really serious. Ahem... Oh, looky there. I really [i]can[/i] see the invisible weapons of mass-destruction in the third picture better than in the first and second! Amazing...I think I even saw one of those invisible weapons of mass-destruction on my way home from school today. They're takin' over, I tell ye! -Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char! Posted October 1, 2002 Share Posted October 1, 2002 [b][color=teal][size=1]Heh... That show sounds so much like that spoof newspaper, The Onion. I should like, post some of their articles sometime. Char![/b][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genkai Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 doesn't this go in movies, music, tv? well, no i haven't sween it. of course, i live in philly, so.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane11 Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by genkai_yyh [/i] [B]doesn't this go in movies, music, tv? well, no i haven't sween it. of course, i live in philly, so.. [/B][/QUOTE] I told the moderators but no one moved it. Oh well. By the way, when does it appeare on t.v. I haven't seen it yet. I liked the joke on the new breast implants arriving for the lady, forgot her name. It was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 [size=1] Australia hmm....Quite a bit from Texas. Nope, haven't seen this show and never will unless it shows in the United States. Sounds funny though. [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsung Li Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 I live in England so I havent seen it, I want to though sound really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asphyxia Posted October 2, 2002 Share Posted October 2, 2002 [color=blue][size=1] Hey, I've jsut had a brainwave...I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!! :eek: Well, Liam...what time and day is it on? Its funny... :laugh: By the way, have you watched Crank Yankers? Funny, funny stuff. Its about these muppets...they look like they're on drugs... Yeah, okay, I'm done.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Chicken Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 That show is great, it's so god damn funny. Umm Lady Asphyxia, CNNNN is on at 8;30 every thursday night on da ABC. Last night they talked about how we're alll having a peace crisis. Hehehe, if you can, watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamc2 Posted October 4, 2002 Author Share Posted October 4, 2002 I remember that, lol, it was hilarious. Especially when they had that reporter on the streets of (New York was it?) asking what they thought of capital punishment and what new capital punishment they believed should be added. [quote][b]By a really old Lady[/b] 'I think that eaten by wild animals one is pretty good, I'd pay to see that'[/quote] Funny, but seriously disturbing at the same time...O_o;; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Chicken Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Oh GOD DAMN that was awesome. That crazy guy, who wanted people to be drawn and quatered, he was such a nut. American's are worse than us, and that's pretty bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamc2 Posted October 4, 2002 Author Share Posted October 4, 2002 I'd like to point out to everyone here that yes, the reporter was actually in America, on the streets, and no, it wasn't a set up. Was it last week or the week before when that street vendor said that if Australia didn't get it's arse into gear and join the 'War on Terror,' they'd send us to the same fiery hell that Saddam created for himself? Isn't it [i]nice[/i] to know that you and your country is loved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 [color=blue][size=1]yeah, that capital punishment thing was really funny. I can't believe they wanted to watch live executions! Thats America for you...:p. I saw that show for the first time last night (Thursday)...it was sooo funny! They were reporting on the outbreak of peace in Iraq and these hippies in the background are singing [i]give war a chance...[/i] Very funny! And you know those news things that scroll along the bottom of the screen? There was one that said "AIDS aware vampire changes teeth after every meal" and "Good friends of Jesus say he's changed since he found out he was the son of God" I laughed so much! But it was hard to watch the show and read the news things at the same time...kind of like watching subbed anime. CNNNN's only on for half and hour a week though :([/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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