MasterSaiyan Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 You can post some bloopers about DBZ. I'll do some right now: Babidi: I have a confession to make. I am an alien. Majin Buu: Of course Babidi are. Babidi look like E.T. for crying out loud! ----------------------------------------------------------- *In the shower room, Hercule has just gotten out of the shower.* Hercule: Dang I'm thirsty *Opening the fridge, pulling out a bottle, drinking it, then suddenly seeing the label.* AHHH! POISON! I'M DYING! FAREWELL CRUEL WORLD! Ok, I'll die now. *Dies.* ------------------------------------------------------------ *Gohan and Shin are flying away from Majin Buu.* Babidi: Don't just stand there! Majin Buu: *Pooting.* Hee hee hee! *Babidi dies because Buu's gas is toxic.* ----------------------------------------------------------- *Frieza is ticked at Vegeta, Krillin, Gohan, and Dende.* Frieza: Now you pie! I mean die! *Pies hit him in the face.* Frieza: Yum! Grape! ----------------------------------------------------------- *Android 20 is holding onto Piccolo.* Android 20: Now I'll absorb you! *Pees on Piccolo.* Piccolo: Ewww, man. Go to the bathroom. Android 20: Sorry, I have a bedwetting problem. ----------------------------------------------------------- *Frieza is going to stab Krillin with his horns.* Krillin: *Pulls out a red cape.* Ole, toro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJ Pud Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Grape pie? Chichi: Gohan go study Gohan: **** u! get off my back u *****! Vegeta: Kakarot is superior to me Goku: No thanks im not hungry Piccilo: Boy i need a manicure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MasterSaiyan [/i] [B]Frieza: Yum! Grape![/B][/QUOTE] Now the grape thing has gone way too far:p Vegeta: "Lets have a tickling contest!" -------------------------------------------- Bulma: "Man I should shut up." -------------------------------------------- Krillin: "Lets go fight!" -------------------------------------------- Frieza: "Ill get you all!" Goku: *snicker* Frieza: "Whats so funny monkey!?" Goku: "You sound like an old lady!" Frieza: "shut *sniff* up you stupid *whimper* ape!" Goku, Piccolo, Gohan, krillin: "HAHAHAHAHAHHA!" Frieza: *runs away crying and returns to his planet.* --------------------------------------------- Buu: "Do buu look fat in pants?" --------------------------------------------- Goku: "I can't possibly defeat this adversary. I have to get..." Vegeta: *all hurt and stuff* "No Kakarot! you can't!" *gurgle* Goku: "I must." *yells real loud* "FOREDADDY!!!!" Foredaddy: *appears* "What up biatches?! You guys lookin to get your asses beat again in Goldeneye!?" Goku: "You must defeat Shenlong!" Foredaddy "Aight." *Flies over to Shenlong and punches his head off* "That good enough?" Goku: "um..... Yeah...Thanks" Foredaddy: "remember, Friday is poker night. And Vegeta I still remember the 5 bucks you owe me." Vegeta: *whispers* "Crap." ---------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 [color=blue][size=1]Vegeta: Will you people shut the **** up! I'm trying to watch Oprah! * * * Bulma: What's a computer? * * * Bulma: Hi, you've reached 123BABE. Would you like to know what I'm wearing? Goku: Bulma is that you? * * * Goku: Gohan, Videl looks easier than a two-piece jigsaw puzzle. You'll score in no time! ----- Gah, I had a whole page of these, now I can't find them[/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiroMunkie Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 [color=indigo]Hrmm... I'll be keeping my eye on this topic. It seems to be going well enough so far, but the moment it turns to spam I'm going to close it. -.[size=4][b]O[/b][/size] (<-- my eye) Anyway... On with the topic: Vegeta: You know... when it all comes down to it, I'd rather be an Earthling. ---------- (during the time between the arrival of Marai no Trunks and the arrival of the Androids, the scene where he just got out of the shower with a pink shirt waitinf for him..) Vegeta: WHAT?! What is this? I am a Saiya-jin Prince! I don't wear shirts like this! They are sooooooo last season! Darn you! Darn you all and your bad taste in clothes! ---------- Choutzu: Ok, I think it is time I come out of the closet. I am really a runaway circus freak. I ran away because the wages were low, food was bad, and they just weren't good enough for a midget [i]and[/i] a clown wrapped into one nice little package. I escaped by hitch-hiking, and hopping trains. Money ran out quickly, so I was forced into prostitution. I can't say I didn't completely not enjoy it. I recall on one cold Autumn night, a girl named Marla came to my corner. She was a bi-polar co-dependent who regressed to her childhood for emotional support. It was love at first sight. She came my way every night. We'd have our fun. This went on for several months. I planned to propose to her one night, but it was this fateful night she didn't show. That night I cried a thousand tears. The next day there was a knock on the door of my card board box located in the back of an alley. I opened up and there stood a tall, buff man. At first, I thought it was a neighborhood bully, but it was then I noticed he had three eyes. Two normal ones, then one in the middle of his forehead. He was bald, too. Then it hit me. He was a pimp. We got to talking, and it turned out he was Marla's pimp, and that she had just been playing me all along. He then gave me the shocking news that the previous night, when Marla didn't show, she had originally been planning to kill me and make off with my money. This man wouldn't have it, so he killed her. I was as touched as I was shocked. This man murdered a person to protect someone he didn't even know. We soon became friends. His name was Tien. He always expressed how much he wanted to just get away from it all, and survive only on his skills. I would then always express my want to get out of the prostitution business. It seemed to fit hand in hand. We decided to run off and just live out there, beyond the filthy cities. It was around this time where he swore to protect me at all costs. So he became kind of like my bodyguard. We lived like this for a few years, soon enough we became bored. So we often attended Martial Arts Competitions. We weren't the greatest at first, but we were soon to learn. I never could get nearly as far as Tien. It then wasn't long until we ran into Gokou. We were nervous as to how we would appear to him. An ex-carnie and his body guard didn't seem like it would be too great of an impression. So we decided that I would play as an Emporer, and Tien would continue to be my body guard. We started off kind of rough, but we became friends with the little boy soon enough. We have obviously been putting on this charade for sometime, and what inconveniences it may cost, I apologize for. I just can't go on living like this anymore. [i]Tien enters)[/i] Tien: Chaotzu! No! Why did you have to tell them! Things were going good for us! But no, you had to go and throw it all away! ::runs off crying:: Chaotzu: Tien! Please understand! [i]Chaotzu starts to run after him.. but stops..[/i] Chaotzu: Well it seems all is lost now. I have no friends, no dignity, and by tomorrow I shall no longer have life. I swear it. Good night.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterSaiyan Posted October 4, 2002 Author Share Posted October 4, 2002 Babidi: Babidi phone home. Babidi phone home! Majin Buu: You gotta be kidding Buu! ----------------------------------------------------------- Frieza: Have you seen my purse, sonny? Goku: Here it is. *Blasts Frieza into oblivion.* ----------------------------------------------------------- *Spopavich and Yamu are flying towards Gohan with the energy needle.* Gohan: Not this time! *Kicks them into space.* Supreme Kai: How dare you defy me! *Sends Gohan to the H.F.I.L.* ----------------------------------------------------------- *Dabora is being brought to King Yama.* Yama: Now you behave yourself! Dabora: Go on, send me down! I'll enjoy it! Yama: Time for the stamp of approval! *Yama pulls the switch. Instead of hitting Dabora, it hits one of Yama's devils.* ----------------------------------------------------------- Babidi: Majin Buu is at full power!!! He's gonna hatch out!!! *The ball hatches. Instead of Buu, Garlic Jr. comes out.* Babidi: Who the heck are you!? Garlic Jr.: I am Garlic Jr., and I am immortal! *And so on...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 [color=red] Goku: I am going to [i]destroy[/i] this crappy pile of crap of a planet. Bulma: First, give me your hand, and then we can fuse... Goku: You promise..? Bulma: Yup, just give me your hand. Goku and Bulma do the fusion dance, and succesfully combine. GoBulmu: Hah, I am so sexy, man. Krillen: Who the heck is that? GoBulmu: It's me...duh. Krillen: Goku? But that doesn't look like you... Piccolo: Bulma and him have...combined into one...isn't it obvious..hey Krillen, let us combine as well. They also do the fusion dance and combine. Picillken: Mmm...I'm so hot. GoBulmu: You sure are, manly man...come over here Vegeta approaches. Vegeta: What the hell is this, a fusion PARTY? Well, I'm just going to go and water some grass, I love this earth...gotta plant the trees. Save the rainforest... He walks off and can be seen in the distance watering the grass. GoBulmu: Heh, I'm not going to let that stupid sore sap Vegeta just save this earth. With that, GoBulmu flies off towards vegeta. Goten and Trunks approach Picillken. Goten: Woh, is that you, Piccolo? Picillken: Yeh, It's me. Combined with Krillen of course. Goten: Oh, well me and Trunks will combine with you to! Come on it'll be fun! They combine into PicillkenGotrunks. PicillkenGotrunks then flies off to meet GoBulmu and Vegeta in a battle. GoBulmu: Damnit Vegeta, have you gone crazy? Watering grass is for [i]tree huggers[/i]. Vegeta: Kakarot, you want to fight about it? Because you know that I can waste you. Vegeta begins to power up and goes through the various Super Sayain levels, going all the way up to fifty-five. Vegeta: Ha, now I am Super Sayain level fifty-five. No one can beat me, not even you. Not even you and Bulma combined together... PicillkenGotrunks: Here I am, let's combine GoBulmu...then we'll stand a chance. They also combine. PicillkenGotrunksBulmgoku: Ha, we'll see, we'll see... [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galvatron Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 Majin-Buu" Buu is not hungry no more, me Buu will go on diet !" ________________________________________________________________ One day at Goku house Goten" Gohan whats that noise I cant sleep." Gohan" Go back to sleep.....Vidal you'r to loud." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalon Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 Chi Chi: Gohan, no more school for you...go and train with your father... ---------------------------------------------------------- Gohan: Do you think I'm a size 3? Bulma: You're probably the same as Vegeta, a size 6...so, what color dress do you prefer? Gohan: I look better in blue...let's ask Vegeta... Vegeta: That black one compliments your eyes... ------------------------------------------------------ Goku: Chi Chi, I think I want a divoice... ------------------------------------------ Vegeta: I'm pretty...look at me!! -------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 Goku: "Save the Earth!? Screw that!" -------------------------------------- Vegeta: "Did anybody say SHOPPING!?" --------------------------------------- Krillin: "Why won't these brown spots wash off?" -------------------------------------- Piccolo: "I should wear more pink." Vegeta: "Hear borrow my shirt." -------------------------------------- Goku: "Vegeta fight me NOW!!!" Vegeta: "Naw. Im going to go rent the [I]The First Wives Club[/I] instead." Goku: "Wuss!" *blows up Earth* --------------------------------------- Dabura: "I can't wait to get to Heaven." --------------------------------------- King Kai: "My jokes SUCK." --------------------------------------- Goku: "Damn you Joker!" The Joker: "HAHAHA! NEVER RUB ANOTHER MANS RHUBARB!!" --------------------------------------- Buu: "Buu should rent [I]The First Wives Club[/I]" Vegeta: "Why rent when you can own!" :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 my god all of you are just as crazy, or worse than my self. goku: I need to start being mean for once, this nice crap is gettin old. and Im getting used alot. vegeta: hey pinks not that bad after all! frieza: ok i give up videl: ok sharpner, I say forget gohan... siike! hercule: I am the weakest, stupidest, dumbest, wrestler wannabe the planet has ever known, yet I will still save you all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterSaiyan Posted October 5, 2002 Author Share Posted October 5, 2002 Babidi: *Eats toy cars* Babidi no wanna phone home any more! Buu: Buu ticked! ----------------------------------------------------------- Frieza: Lie down time! *Stoppin in the middle of a fight and sleepin on the ground.* Goku: You have got to be kidding me! ----------------------------------------------------------- Gohan: Mistakes are to learn from. Mr. Shu: You dare sass me! I will *poot*! Now, as I was *poot*! Ah *poot*! Guess that's why the call me Mr. [I]Shu[/I] *poot*. ----------------------------------------------------------- King Cold: I have a confession to make, Trunks. I am British. Trunks: Of course you are! You talk like the Queen of England for pete's sake. ------------------------------------------------------------ Spopavich: Now, Videl. Feel my *Goten falls on top of him.* OOF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 Chouzu: Lets all go see my family at "The Circus of Great Miniture Clowns With Rosey Cheeks" ________ Goku and Vegeta: Ok lets stop all this fighting and have some crumpets and tea, shall we? ____________ Vegeta: Okay, "Goku" you can seriuosly kick my *** in every way. _________ Piccolo: *sings* It doesnt matter if your black or white *stops singing*.....or green, or purple in shin's case.....or a big fat pink balloon. ___________ Krillen: I'm tall :D! ____ Bulma: I'm a stupid slut, £5 an hour ;) ______________ Fireza: I'm actualy a woman. __________ Goku: Gohan, I'm not your real Dad, i had an affair with bulma, back in teh day,a nd she was soooo much better than you chi chi, she didnt nag or anything!!!! _____ Goten: I'm actualy an annoying little prick that is Goku's miniture. ______________ Vegeta: I have an anouncement, i am homosexual and want to leave the Z fighters and join Green Peace, May Our Earth Live Long And Prosperice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 Master Roshi: "I should really watch the news or something. These workout videos just can't do it for me anymore." ---------------------------------------------- Choutzu: "Im gonna **** you up!" --------------------------------------------- Buu: "Goku." Goku: "um...what?" Buu: "Buu has decided that this battle is pointless and arbortrary. Lets us sit down and have a chat. Would you like some tea and a biscuit?" Goku: "SURE!" Buu: *zaps two passerbys by into a cup o tea and a biscuit* "Here you go. Enjoy my newfound friend of friends!" Goku: *mouth stuffed* "FHIS STUFFF IS FUTIN GWATE!" ----------------------------------------------- Vegeta: "I feel so insignifigant." --------------------------------------------- Goku: "Why is that guy constantly following us with that camera and taping all of our fights? He has been following me since I was a kid." Vegeta: "I dont know. Lets kill him." Goku: "Yeah!" *hence the end of Dragonball GT* :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 [b]Hehe, nice idea for a topic. Piccolo: Let's eat. Goku: Oh no don't worry, I'm not hungry. -------------------------------- Vegeta: Does my bum look big in this? ------------------------------ *After Vegeta powers up to USSJ* Vegeta: Ah! My hair! It's all, white! It clashes with my blue suit! ------------------------------- *Whilst fighting Cell* Gohan: Dad, I... I just can't do it! Goku: Ah, let's just go then, sorry to stop the fight Cell, he just can't do it.. Toodles![/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted October 5, 2002 Share Posted October 5, 2002 [color=red] [b]Goku:[/b] Ahh well...I think I need to go and kill trunks. I mean he's just so antidevil... [b]ChiChi:[/b] Goku, that child is the total non-devil. You go kill him now!! [b]Goku:[/b] Exactly what I was gonna do. Anymore whipped and that kid'd be butter. Goku flies over to the Bulma residence. [b]Goku:[/b] EVERYONE OUT EXCEPT TRUNKS!!!! I'm blowing that antidevil to hell...err, someplace like it...I hope... [b]Vegeta:[/b] First let's have a nice dinner at Pizza Hut, ok, Kakarot? They go to Pizza Hut. [b]Vegeta:[/b] I...I've got to admit something... [b]Goku:[/b] What is it Vegeta? [b]Vegeta:[/b] I'm gay... Goku stands up from his chair, dropping his slice of pepperoni pizza. [b]Goku:[/b] LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!! [b]Vegeta:[/b] It's not like that...I...I have a crush on you. I...I... [b]Goku:[/b] What the hell...no wonder you had this stupid FACADE going on. I knew you were just a stupid idiot anyways!!! [b]Trunks:[/b] Daddy, can we go home and play now? [b]Goku:[/b] SICK!!!![/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galvatron Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 Gohan: Hey Krillian who wears the pants around you'r house. Krillian: I do Gohan. Android 18: Krillian get over here and clean the whole house. Krillian: Im on my way don't hurt me. ______________________________________________________________________ Radditz: I need a hair cut. ______________________________________________________________________ Yamcha: Look at me wearing a yellow suit I think I was going to be pimp this saga. Bulma: Stop looking at me like that Yamcha. Vegeta: You know if you give me 5000 zenny I let you have her. Yamcha: No thanks, 18 look more like a ho type of person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterSaiyan Posted October 6, 2002 Author Share Posted October 6, 2002 Buu: With no Babidi around, Buu free to kill world! *Suddenly, Goten comes by riding a flying bicycle with Babidi all covered up and in the front.* Babidi: Babidi phone home. Buu: Babidi starting to annoy Buu. ----------------------------------------------------------- Buu: Turn into dookie. I mean cookie! *Dabora is changed into manure.* Buu: Gosh dangit! ----------------------------------------------------------- Buu: Buu love Android 18. Android 18: I heard that! *Blasts all of Buu's anatame so he can't regenerate.* ----------------------------------------------------------- Blind Boy: You're not hideous. Buu: Buu not hideous? Blind Boy: No. You're Super Hideous! ----------------------------------------------------------- Hercule: Better practice flying first. *He jumps and instead of landing on the floor, he falls to the H.F.I.L.* AHHHHHHHH! ----------------------------------------------------------- Goku: I love you Bulma. Bulma: Get away from me! *Slaps Goku.* Chi-Chi: Yeah, you married me, remember? *Also slaps Goku.* *They both slap Goku until they slap his head off.* ----------------------------------------------------------- Frieza: Come here, sonny. Give your Grandma a big hug. Goku: You're nuts. ----------------------------------------------------------- Krillin: Hey, Cheeza! I mean Frieza! *Cheese is thrown in Krillin's face.* Krillin: Mmm. Cajun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MasterSaiyan [/i] [B] *Cheese is thrown in Krillin's face.* Krillin: Mmm. Cajun. [/B][/QUOTE] THATS INSANE!! We all know that it would have been swiss! MAN! :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterSaiyan Posted October 6, 2002 Author Share Posted October 6, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Foredaddy [/i] [B]THATS INSANE!! We all know that it would have been swiss! MAN! :devil: [/B][/QUOTE] Um, I made this thread possible. You should be nice to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 :p Goku: "Gohan lets quit training and get married!" Gohan: "BOOYAH!!" Vegeta: "Can I marry you guys too?" Goku, Gohan: "SURE!!" Krillin: "How about me!?" Goku, Gohan, Vegeta: "no." Krillin: *Runs away crying* Goku, Gohan, Vegeta: "HAHHAHAHAHAHA!" --------------------------------------- Yeah well Im keepin this thread alive!:devil: and I aint no noob no more! WEEEEE!:wigout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterSaiyan Posted October 6, 2002 Author Share Posted October 6, 2002 Gohan: Cell, release all the people you absorbed! Cell: Ok *He releases them.* Gohan: Aren't you gonna fight me first? Cell: Sorry, I've got a date with Jennifer Lopez. ----------------------------------------------------------- Vegeta: Forget fighting! I want to trick-or-treat for UNICEF! I'll be a Saiyan this year! Goku: Vegeta, you already are a Saiyan. ----------------------------------------------------------- Gohan: I should've blasted Cell when I had the chance. Now the whole world is gonna blow up. MasterSaiyan: I can help! *Punches Cell's head off and he deflates like a balloon.* ----------------------------------------------------------- King Cold: Tea Time! *Stoppin while trying to stab Trunks and sitting down to tea and cookies.* Trunks: Can I have some? Cold: Balderdash! Puppycock! No! I say, no! Trunks: I have no reason to live! *Stabs self.* ----------------------------------------------------------- Buu: Now to get Slim Fast. *Turns a person passerby into a can of Slim Fast.* ----------------------------------------------------------- Audience: We hate you, Hercule! You reek! Boo! *They throw trash at him.* Hercule: Wahhhhhhh! I lost everything. *Has to live on the street.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MasterSaiyan [/i] [B] Gohan: I should've blasted Cell when I had the chance. Now the whole world is gonna blow up. MasterSaiyan: I can help! *Punches Cell's head off and he deflates like a balloon.* [/B][/QUOTE] Real Original. :devil: [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Foredaddy like two days ago [/i] [B]Goku: "I can't possibly defeat this adversary. I have to get..." Vegeta: *all hurt and stuff* "No Kakarot! you can't!" *gurgle* Goku: "I must." *yells real loud* "FOREDADDY!!!!" Foredaddy: *appears* "What up biatches?! You guys lookin to get your asses beat again in Goldeneye!?" Goku: "You must defeat Shenlong!" Foredaddy "Aight." *Flies over to Shenlong and punches his head off* "That good enough?" Goku: "um..... Yeah...Thanks" Foredaddy: "remember, Friday is poker night. And Vegeta I still remember the 5 bucks you owe me." Vegeta: *whispers* "Crap." [/B][/QUOTE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 o0o! ive got one!!! ____________ Vegeta: *thinks to self as Goku walks over to get a can of coke* Oh yeah! move that fine ***, o0o0o0o0, yes...Yes! YES!!!!! Goku: What? Vegeta: .....um....How about you well.....um...suck my...*cough* who-who Goku: You want me to suck youtr genitles!!!?!?!? Vegeta: Um.....Yeah Goku: No!......I would much rather take things more slowly, mabey tke you out to the Y.M.C.A Club? or the Tool Box? Vegeta: Okay *titters like little girl* **They both jump up and sing: Both: YMCA! We started singing for the YMCA!!!!! They soon get horny and..... [COLOR=red][i][b][SIZE=4]***CENSORED***[/SIZE][/b][/i][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 gross! *Vomits uncontrollably for an hour* Man that must have been something I ate. :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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