PiroMunkie Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 [color=indigo]Let's keep this clean guys. No need for such things..[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi Posted October 6, 2002 Share Posted October 6, 2002 LMAO, Okay sorry Mr Piro Munkie, sir ________ Gohan: Man, Videl, you faught......Realy, realy......Badly!!! Your crap! Your just a .....Human!!! Trunks: Goten, damn you are so much better than me. Bulma: Uh, whats a srewdriver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syk3 Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Gosh darn it, I turn my back for ONE SECOND and you go off and steal my thread! [i]If the above confuses you in any way, please refer [url=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?threadid=889]here[/url].[/i] Vegeta: "Goku" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krillen Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Dende:I feel like doing somthing really evil! ---------------------- Goku:Well this guy is really tough and we obviously dont stand a chnace, I give up. ---------------------- Vegeta:I promise that I will never talk about my saiyan pride and or saiyan backround before a really cool fight ever again. ------------------------- Master Roshi: I think I have too many porns. ---------------------- Krillen:Does this kimono make my head look too shiny? ----------------------- Tien: I will never come at the last minute only to use my tri beam attack ever agian. ------------------------- Frieza: I swear I dont have any forms left. ----------------------- DBZ voice: Next time on Dragonball Z.....Goku and Frieza stare at eachother for endless hours on end until people stop watching the show. --------------------------- Vegeta:Just because I wear pink shirts and really tight pants doesnt mean im gay........... ---------------------------- Chi-Chi:From now on Gohan, you can do what ever you want. ------------------------------ *Helpless furry little animal cries in pain as gohan passes by... Gohan:**** it....Im not helping you, I have better things to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuko Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 (edited) ... Edited October 13, 2017 by Kazuko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane11 Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Here's one. "Tien" I need glasses. "Vegeta" I'm weaker than Kakorot. "Master Roshi" I have a confession to make. I'm gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterSaiyan Posted October 7, 2002 Author Share Posted October 7, 2002 Buu: No phone home this time, Babidi. Babidi: You're right. Acting like E.T. was stupid. Say, who made me do that? Buu: Buu thinks his name MasterSaiyan. Babidi: Let's kill him. MasterSaiyan: No you don't! *Blasts all of Buu an punches Babidi's head off.* ----------------------------------------------------------- Jewel: Hey, you're kinda cute. Why don't we forfeit and date? Android 18: Sure! Krillin, I want a divorce! Come on, Maron! *They leave.* ----------------------------------------------------------- Frieza: Seen my tea, sonny? Goku: Yeah, sure It's right here! Dragon Punch! *Frieza dies.* ----------------------------------------------------------- King Cold: Tally ho! Trunks, why don't you ditch those puppycocks and have tea with me? Trunks: Ok! *Droppin his sword and havin tea with Cold.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avalon Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 More... Bra: I hate dress! I hate all of my clothes! Pan: I hate pants and baggy shirts... *They look at each other* Both: Clothes swap!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Vegeta: I think I need to go on a diet...I eat way too much... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chi Chi: Bulma, teach me how to cook. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` Trunks(to Goten): Does my hair look better up or down? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiivy Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 I saw this one somewhere, remember it just cuz, it took me off guard and I laughed so hard anyway it seemed appropriate here as well. Piccolo: "Gohan!!! Beer Me!!" Huh,Huh,huh....... Well, I thought it was hysterical!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Desiivy [/i] [B] Piccolo: "Gohan!!! Beer Me!!" [/B][/QUOTE] Thats awesome!:mrt: Goku: "Shall we?" Vegeta: "We shall." *They both being slow dancing together* ----------------------------------------- Krillin: "Hey MasterSaiyan!" MasterSaiyan: *turns* "huh?" Krillin: *punches his head off* Foredaddy: *appears* "Good job." *hands Krillin a $20* "Go buy something nice." Krillin: "OH BOY! A NEW PLAYBOY FOR ME!" -------------------------------------------- :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bra Posted October 9, 2002 Share Posted October 9, 2002 ~Trunks~ Hey king Cold! That outfit is last season! This is the new style! *pulls out a pink tutu.* There! That'll look better on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuko Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 (edited) ... Edited October 13, 2017 by Kazuko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raquel Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Vegeta: Does this dress make me look fat? ----- *Trunks comes from the future again to secretly date Videl... The next morning* Gohan: Welcome back man... So who's the mystery girl of yours? Did you get any? *Videl comes in and looks around* Videl: Trunks... Have you seen my clothes? I think I left them here last night... Gohan: Videl! NOOOO!!! *sobs and throws himself out the window, plummeting two feet to his death on the grass* Trunks: I got the girl, I got the girl! *does a victory dance* ------ Goten: TRUNKS IS GAY!!! Trunks: HEY! Just because my purple hair brodcasts it to the world dosen't mean that you can make fun of me like that!! ---- Erm... Right... Now that I've gotten that outta my system I'll just inch away now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Night Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Vegeta: I love you Goku. Goku: What did you say? Veteta: I love you man. Goku: Ok...Thats brilliant, no thats fu***** brilliant. Vegeta: Dont you have something to say?!? Goku: Erm....no? Goku: Ok man I guess I like you too. (similar to friendship test by tenacious D, wicked song) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithLadyofMetal Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 :freak: Goku: "Ooooohhhhh, I think I ate too much.":sick: Vegeta: "I love you, guys!":love2: Piccolo: "I hate you, Gohan!":angry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterSaiyan Posted October 10, 2002 Author Share Posted October 10, 2002 Majin Buu: Foredaddy! Foredaddy: What? Majin Buu: Turn into crap! *Turns Foredaddy into crap and cows eat him.* MasterSaiyan: Good job! Here's a lollipop! Majin Buu: Buu like lollipop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bra Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 King Cold: Son? What planet are we going to this time? Freeza: I think it is Jupiter Father.. King Cold: Oh! How lovely! Yes this is a lovely planet! Oh! Look at that red spot on it! Freeza: Father will you shut up! King Cold: Sorry son.. I didn't mean to interrupt your thinking.. Umm.. Since you are my favorite son, can I blow up this one? PLEASE!?!? Freeza: NO!!!!! King Cold: AWWWW But son I wanted to blow up the planet!! You got to blow up the last planet! It's MY turn!!! Freeza: I said NO!!!! *smacks King Cold* King Cold: OWW! That hurt! *Begins to cry* Freeza: Shut up you big baby!!!! *Burps* (The planet is destroyed... But in an effort to save the universe, King Kai tells a good joke and restors the planet... THANKS KING KAI!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MasterSaiyan [/i] [B] Majin Buu: Turn into crap! *Turns Foredaddy into crap and cows eat him.* [/B][/QUOTE] I guess cows like the taste of ****? Or in your case your MOM!!!:laugh: You wanna get immature?! Lets get immature mofo!:butthead: :devil: :naughty: :tasty: MasterSaiyan: "Boogers taste good!" MasterSaiyan's Mom: "Your boogers do taste good! YUM!" Foredaddy: "Damn straight biatch! How bout a date?" MasterSaiyan's Mom: "I sorry I can't. Have to stay home and change MasterSaiyan's diapers. He poopy. ALOT!":eek: :mrt: :wigout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuko Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 (edited) ... Edited October 13, 2017 by Kazuko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt Posted October 12, 2002 Share Posted October 12, 2002 [color=red][b] Vegeta: I am thinking about going into the porn business. Goku: I wanna go too! Can I Chi-Chi? Chi-Chi: Sure Goku! I always do want you want. *bows* Goku: I AM YOUR GOD![/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foredaddy Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Mstyrios WX [/i] [B]Good god Foredaddy no need to go on an insult spree.It was an innocent joke.Plus you just got horribly off topic.This is "Things DBZ Characters would never say" not "Foredaddy is god worship him,make an innocent joke about him and you get a huge immature response."..Just about the only thing that makes any sense is that you said the post was immature,which barely makes sense.Therefore I declare that post SPAM!!If you have a problem with MS settle it through PMs. [/B][/QUOTE] Thank you Mr. Mod. God forgive any jokes. Next time I need advice from an 11 year old I'll be sure to ask you. Plus youre spamming by telling me Im spamming and it continues on and on forever. So since it bothers MS too and so many other Anti-Humorists out there. I apologize. :butthead: Vegeta: "Hey Bulma. Lets get married and live in a small cottage by a flowing stream and where the clouds are soft and fluffy like a big bail of cotton. Oh how wonderful it shall be." Bulma: "Fairy." -------------------------------------------------------- Goku: "Quick! To the Bat-mobile!" -------------------------------------------------------- Krillin: "Goku looks good as Super Saiyan. That yellow aura really complements his eyes. He also looks quite buff in that gui.(sp?) Rowr!" (He may not have said it but we know he was thinking it):devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Matt Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 [color=red][b]Ginyu Force: We are such pansies. ----------------------------------------------------- Vegeta: Lets swallow our pride and love. ----------------------------------------------------- Mr. Popo: I don't like being a man servent. I''m leaving. ----------------------------------------------------- Tien: I have a 3rd eye? LIES! ----------------------------------------------------- Toad Announcer from Other World Tournement: *shuts up* ----------------------------------------------------- Krillin: Do my dots look sexy?[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazuko Posted October 13, 2002 Share Posted October 13, 2002 (edited) ... Edited October 13, 2017 by Kazuko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 [color=blue][size=1]Picollo: Come on Vegeta, turn that frown upside-down! ---- *Vegeta goes Oozaru* Goku: Hey Vegeta, when your dad smacks you, is he spanking his monkey? ---- Gohan (to Videl): You want me to do [i]what[/i] with my tail?![/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted October 14, 2002 Share Posted October 14, 2002 [b]Vegeta: I think I'll wear pink more often, it really shows off my eyes.. ------------------------------------------ Narrator: I think I won't take two minutes to tell you everything that happened in the last episode. ------------------------------------------ Goku: I think I'm gonna stay in Other World, Krillen, you're the strongest now, so you must take care of the Earth. ------------------------------------------ Announcer: "And it's official! Chiaotzu has single-handedly taken out Goku, Vegeta and Trunks!"[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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