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Vegeta: *running through a field of daisies* These flowers are soooo lovely! I think I'll just pick some of these for myself!!

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Gohan: Do you think this tutu makes me look fat?

Goten: :nope: Ummm no I think It looks good on you! :)

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Bulma: Vegeta, I think I'm having second thoughts about us... I want a divorce!!!

Vegeta: :bawl: No!!!! I can't live without you!!!! Please stay here!! PLEEEEEEASE!!!
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Goten: I'm hungary.
Trunks: when arn't you?
Goten looks at his stomach.
Goten: When I'm full *stomach growls really, REALLY, loud*.
Trunks: what the heck was that?
Goten giggles and his face turnes red.
Goten: My tummy.
Trunks slaps his fase and moans.
Trunks: Geeze, watcha got in there? A cow or something?
Goten brightens and grins.
Goten: Good idea, lets get burgers.Gohan's buying!
Gohan,who was sitting on the couch reading a book looks up.
Gohan:Hey wait a minute!
He's too late, Trunks and Goten are already out the door and heading for the nearist burger joint.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Shadow [/i]
[B]*When Goku first meets Goten*
Goku: *puts his pinky up to his mouth* I shall call him...Mini Me! [/B][/QUOTE]
[color=blue][size=1]Thats hilarious! I could just see Goku doing that:D

I just remebered some more:

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Bulma: Hey Master Roshi! You, me, the bedroom, right now ;)
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Krillen: *whining* Aw, but Goku, I wanna go Super Saiyan too!!
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Master Roshi: Excuse me madam, but could you please put your clothes back on
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  • 2 weeks later...
Goku: Hey everybody. Betcha wanna know who we are behind the set, my names Kyle, and hes Jack.
Vegeta: Hi
Piccolo: And my name's Louie
Master Roshi: Hi im Bill
Yamcha: And My name's Christopher Lowell. You may know me from my show, I forgot the name. Oh my god! (stares at Goku's musccles) (faints)
Trunks: I am Leonardo DiCaprio, and i am truly gay...
Goten: I'm some unpopular dude named Gary.
Goku: (holding Vegeta's hand) We are gay. We've always had an attraction. During the Freiza saga we made out after taping, it was great. We couldn't hide out love after Louie walked in us making out.
Piccolo: It was so embarrassing for them, I told everyone. Naturally i made fun of them.
Vegeta: I kicked his ***.
Tien: Im Jason.
Goku: he is also gay. I was dating him during the saiyan saga. We also made out after taping. But when Jack joined the cast i had to leave him, he just wasnt right for me. Leo had been asking me out for some time, i kept saying no, that his 'dad' was the one for me....
Next time, on DBZ behind the scenes....
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[color=red]Sorry if these were done and I missed them...

Piccolo: That power! It's...so...warm and fuzzy! Like a teddy bear! *smiles and giggles

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Goku: [i]Gasp![/i] That power! I've never felt anything like it be...no, wait. Actually, I have.

--J.C.[/color]
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yea... I used it in the Gundam Forum... but it still SO fits... lol

One, Two, Three, Four... I declare a Thumb War!!

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Vegeta: Hey!! Where are my Pink Fuzzy Slippers!?
Piccolo: Oh... Sorry... here you go...

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Krillin: Man, I love Rogane

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Vegeta signals to Puar: Here kitty kitty kitty...
Puar: Prrrrrrrr
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[i]Next Time on Dragonball Z.. The Z fighters come up against... [b]A Scotsman[/b][/i]

Scotsman: I'll take yeh all on, laddies, whether yeh be sapper- Saiyehns urh not!!

*beats the crap out of everyone*

Goku: NO! HE'S TOO STRONG!!!!
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Vegeta: [london accent]spiffing[/accent]
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Picollo:*drunk* Row, Row, Row your boat, gently down the stream.. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Life is but a... a... a..... *vomits*

Vegeta: *also drunk* You're my best friend *hugs*
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Majin Buu: Be it milk chocolate, or dark chocolate. Very dark.

Videl: No thanks, I'm on a diet.

Majin Buu: Just for that, I'll eat you up first.

Hercule: No one threatens my little Videl! Sick'em, B!

*B. eats Buu up like chewing gum.*

Majin Buu: Eww, digestive juices! AHHHHH! *Explodes*

B.: Yowza! Dats a spicy meat-a-ball!

Hercule: Bad dog, you aren't supposed to talk.

B.: Yip! Bark! Whine!

Videl: Dad, that wasn't very nice! You go sit in the corner!

Hercule: Yes, Videl. *Sits in da corner.*
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goku: I'm going on a diet. krillan: How come I never fight anyone. Vegeta: I never did like my dad go ahead destroy the planet. Frieza: How can you be so heartless. Runs out of the cockpit and says um guys I was lieng I cant breathe in space let me back in.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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