vegeta rocker Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 If there was an anime character thtat came out on a talk show who would it be and what would the show be on?:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Harris Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 On today's episode of Maury "Out of Control Guyvers". Zoinoids from all over have come today to confront their wild and out of control nemesis and put them back in line. Ok, its not very funny.:bawl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Webb Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Today on Maury: "Sexy Femm or Actually Men?" Are Ranma Saotomoe, Kurama, Zoicite, and Haruka Tenou really women or men in disguise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigervx Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 Today on Maury: "Freedom fighters or terrorist?" Char Aznable and Anavel Gato tell us what the Zeon are fighting for! And Amaro Ray, little sissy boy or brave warrior? Well find out when Char and Gato fight him (hes so dead)! And from the white base crew saying "Thoughs damn kids! I just wanted to throw them out of the air lock!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Asuka Posted October 7, 2002 Share Posted October 7, 2002 [color=crimson][size=1]LOL, that was actually pretty funny....*tries to think of a good one* I don't know...I could see Jerry Springer though...Power Rangers vs the Gundam Pilots or something to that effect.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hikaru Ichijyo Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Hmm well actually I came across a funny Sailor Moon Jerry Springer music video on the net. So I would have to say Sex Secrets Revealed on Jerry Springer. For those who don't now what the hell I'm talking about go search for the Sailor Moon Jerry Springer anime vid. Its worth a great laugh. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galvatron Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Galvatron and the Decepticons on Jerry Springer and why they think the autobots so much. Galvatron" Die springer, Decepticons attack." Galvatron" This is my show now I call it cooking with the Decepticons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kent Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 tenchi and the ladies... Men who cant figure out if they are gay or not, and the women who love them. -------------------------------------------------------- I mean come on tenchi, just do it man. so many to pick from and never even a hint of a decision. ----------- by the way, vegeta rocker, credit to you for one of the best thread topics in a long while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hikaru Ichijyo Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by gokents [/i] [B] I mean come on tenchi, just do it man. so many to pick from and never even a hint of a decision. [/B][/QUOTE] ;) Well Gotenks thats why the project labled Tenchi OVA3, will answer that question for you guys of who Tenchi will pick. Getting back on Topic I've thought of a more original one now, Today on Jerry Springer recovery alcoholics featuring Ryoko, Roy Folker, Kitsune, and many more. :blush: Definitely not my best one...must try harder next time hmm....:therock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigervx Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 ANd now on Maury: The little weiner that could! Armor ray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegeta rocker Posted October 9, 2002 Author Share Posted October 9, 2002 To those of you who don't like yaoi implications of yu yu hakusho, don't read. Much. Today on maury we have a young youko with a old dilemma, he says his boyfriend , a fire demon, doesn't want to acknowledge their relationship. Now tell us, kurama, just why doesn't he want to be with you. kurama: Well, maury i think he is stubborn and shy. Maury: do you think he's ashamed of you? kurama: im afraid so (bursts into tears) Maury: well lets bring him out. (hiei is heard arguing in backstage) Maury:well he won't come out. But we have a surprise for him. (the giant screen next to maury lights up and u see hiei looking shocked.) Maury: So hiei why are u ashamed of kurama? hiei: Hn Maury: did he do something wrong? Hiei: Hn Why don't you return his calls? Hiei: Hn Kurama: i told you stubborn as hell. Hiei: Hn baka ningen maury: what did he call me? Kurama: nothing (Hiei begins unwrapping his right arm) Kurama: Oh no!! Maury: what is it? Kurama: its the black dra- (and the black dragon wave destroys them all.) :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: don't you love happy endings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yu Yu Hakusho! Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vegeta rocker [/i] [B]If there was an anime character thtat came out on a talk show who would it be and what would the show be on?:D [/B][/QUOTE] \ Oh gawd....Ok...here goes.... Today on Maury... Maury: WE have a special guest on today for our theme, Long Love, Stubbron Man. Mr. Vegeta is here with us today to explain his relationship with his wife of 10 years, Mrs. Bulma Briefs. And here he is now! *hears loud boos coming from crowd* Vegeta: Shut up!! I sware, I'll blast you all to the next demonsion!!! *More boos* *Bulma sits crying hystercally on the floor of the stage* Vegeta: Shut up Onna!!! Bulma: See, I told you!! It's the same thing every day! Kutabare Onna...that's all he ever says! And he's hits me! *Cries harder* Vegeta: NO I DON'T!!! THAT'S A LIE!!! WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!! Maury: Now now....settle down.... Vegeta: I'll show you "settle down!!" *Vegeta starts blasting things with an evil smirk on his face* Maury: And we'll be right back after these messages!! *Vegeta blows Maury's hand off that had the microphone in it* Ok... that was sooooo stupid.....*Kicks herself* -Yusuke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yu Yu Hakusho! Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vegeta rocker [/i] [B]To those of you who don't like yaoi implications of yu yu hakusho, don't read. Much. Today on maury we have a young youko with a old dilemma, he says his boyfriend , a fire demon, doesn't want to acknowledge their relationship. Now tell us, kurama, just why doesn't he want to be with you. kurama: Well, maury i think he is stubborn and shy. Maury: do you think he's ashamed of you? kurama: im afraid so (bursts into tears) Maury: well lets bring him out. (hiei is heard arguing in backstage) Maury:well he won't come out. But we have a surprise for him. (the giant screen next to maury lights up and u see hiei looking shocked.) Maury: So hiei why are u ashamed of kurama? hiei: Hn Maury: did he do something wrong? Hiei: Hn Why don't you return his calls? Hiei: Hn Kurama: i told you stubborn as hell. Hiei: Hn baka ningen maury: what did he call me? Kurama: nothing (Hiei begins unwrapping his right arm) Kurama: Oh no!! Maury: what is it? Kurama: its the black dra- (and the black dragon wave destroys them all.) :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: don't you love happy endings? [/B][/QUOTE] Don't insult my Hiei like that!!! I love him!!! Die gay Kurama!!! Oh, and yes, I did love that ending.... PS: That was a good one..... PPS: YOU EVIL PERSON!!! HIEI ISN'T GAY!!! Is he? Well anyway, I still love him....*drools at picture of shirtless Hiei piccy on binder* -Yusuke Urameshi PPPS: And yes, I AM A GIRL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegeta rocker Posted October 11, 2002 Author Share Posted October 11, 2002 Hahaahahaaaahaha i hit a nerve huh? well i sure hope he isnt gay. He is so cute it would be a waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yu Yu Hakusho! Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Yeah, it would.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GundamGohan Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Today on Oprah (I like Oprah better :P)... Men and their "swords"... --------- Today on Oprah... Men and their Machines... and why they feel they need to blow stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Today on Maury: Midgets and the Men who love them. Guests: Gokou and Krillen; Majinbuu and Babidi; Kabito and Supreme Kai; Tien and chowsu (I know this is spelled wrong) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makai Kite Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Today on Maury: The little hobbit that could (Yugi) and the man driven to the brink of insanity trying to defeat him (Kaiba). Maury: So, uh... Yugi... You say that you have a rival that is slowly going insane trying to figure out how to defeat you? Yugi: Yes. But he doesn't know that I lost Exodia. *Kaiba comes onto the stage* Kaiba: What? Yugi: Well, um... KAIBA? What are you doing here? We were just talking about you. Kaiba: Yes... I know... I heard it all. *Yugi gets chased around by Kaiba and Kaiba gives him... an ATOMIC WEDGIE! and hangs him from a flagpole outside* Yugi: Somebody GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! The End. I know, it was stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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