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I can't believe this thread lasted so long. I guess it's fun to make fun of such a serious show like Gundam.

Zeon member one: Sir! We can't hold him anymore!!!

Member two: We need more support!

[i]The commander looks out his window to find two Zakus struggling to hold a Big Zam over their heads.[/i]

Commander: Imbeciles...
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[COLOR=indigo]Trowa: Hey, Quatre, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Quatre: Probably kill myself!
Trowa: ..Excuse me?
Quatre: Hey, if Little Quatre's dead, then I got no reason to live!

Hildy: Heero, if you see Duo, will you tell him that I love him?
Heero: Okay, if I see Duo, I'll tell him I love him.

[Une's been cooking]
Duo: Look at what she's given me for dinner, a pea on toast. One pea. I tell you I'm that far from cracking. (goes to cut the pea, it rolls away) I've lost my pea, oh that's it I've cracked.
Heero: She's just doing this to destroy your morale.
Duo: Is she. Well. I want my pea back, it's my pea, I earned that pea. Where is it? I don't care if it's on the floor covered in fluff, if it's under the bed with my toenail clippings, I don't care where it is, it's my pea, I earned it, I'm going to eat it, no matter what!
Trowa: It flew off into your dirty sock basket.
Duo: I'll just have the toast.

Trowa: I'm a bird, I'm a plain!
I'm a choo-choo train!

Heero: I don't wanna be a secret weapon.
I want to be an exposed weapon!
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I think this might be something they would never say(This might be boring though)
Moblie dolls are attacking the cinq kingdom
Relina:It`s mobliedollzilla!
Quatre:Run JimBob run!
Duo:Iam not JimBob!
Quatre:I wasn`t talking to you I was talking to my dog.
Relina:your dog is named JimBob?
Quatre:Sure.What`s wrong with JimBob?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Domon [/i]
[B]Oh my gosh look at all the funny jokes @_@ lolololololololololololololololololololol *dies from hysterical laughing.* [/B][/QUOTE]

Yaaaay...:tasty:

Okay... here we go...

Relina: God damn it! Heero, give me your suit! No one blows up the sanc kingdom and gets away with it! DIE!!!!
*Relina proceeds to laying waste with Epyon, comes back...*
Relina: Eternal Pain and Suffering! I mean, Love and Peace!

Okay, the love and peace thing was a trigun crossover, but it fits.

And how about this... GUNDAM HOCKEY! Deathscythe could be taking shots at Sandrock with his scythe, and the puck could be a little indistructable ship with Relina in it.

Same holds true for gundam paintball....hehehehehe....:demon:
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