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[COLOR=royalblue]Hey, [/COLOR]
[COLOR=blue]I guess this is the place to make up Bloopers for Yu-gi-oh![/COLOR] [COLOR=darkblue]Here's one![/COLOR] [COLOR=blue]*Yugi and Bakura walks toward Joey, Tristian, and Tea[/COLOR]

*infront of the Castle doors*
Seto-Yugi, you're going to have to duel me before you get in!
Yugi-Right.....
Director-CUT! No that's not how's it done! Remember your lines right!
Seto-ok..
Yugi-Alright...
Take 2!
Seto-Yugi, you're going to have to duel me before you get in!
Yugi-........Uh...What's my lines?

I know it's lame next time i'll think up a better one...
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Maybe this would be better in the "Things you'd never hear on yugioh" thread.
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Pegasus: I will defeat you in one realm or another Yugi boy!
Yugi: Can you wait? I have to go to the bathroom...

HhahahLOL..yes i know..not funny lol
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I agree with HyperSHadow
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Take one

Para: Time for a celebration my brother,

Para and Dox does the celebration and gets stuck in the rolling in air stunt

Para: ahhhh....that was a relei----HEY WHAT THE *beep*.Who the *beep* is that?

Para2: time to reveal our self......

Para and Dox stops and reveal their costumes. And it was....

Jessie: Prepare for Trouble

James: Make it double

Director: Son of a *beep*. This is Yu-Gi-oh.Not a kids show.So get the *beep* out of here!!!!!!!!!!
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I have another one!
*In the Forest, Joey is about to eat the posionous Mushroom*
Joey-Just Let me get that Tristian!
Tristian-The guide book says that mushrooms with poke-a-dots are poisonous your gonna die, dumbo!
Tea- -.-'
Yugi-hey, guys come on. Let's get outa here!
Joey-Yeah, espcially when this mushroom is a fake...
Director-CUT! What is wrong with you people? Let's start again
Take 3,598!
*Right after Joey beats Rex*
Joey-Hey, Man!
Yugi-Good job, Joey! I knew you'll come threw!
Tristian-Yeah! *pushes Joey*
Joey-Is this what I get after a match? A push?
Tristian-Yeah, now we're even.
Yugi- - -
Tea - -.-'
Joey-Alright then!
Tristian-*dusting off*
Yugi-ok, guys. let's..
Tea-I think that's their way of showing each other affection.
Tristian-Alright, Joey! *Takes out a saber lazer sword*
Joey-Cool...*does the same thing*
Director- *comes back from getting coffee* Is this what you do when we're taking a break? Yugi, how come you didn't stop them?
Yugi-I thought the camara wasn't on...
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Bakura-AAAHHH, what i'm doing....Whoops, wait where's my script? I wrote it on my hand...
Director-WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY?
Bakura-Uh...
Yugi-Ha Bakura your in for it now!
Bakura-That wasn't in the script Yugi...
Director-YOU WERE TO REMEMBER IT NOT WRITE OVER YOURSELF!
Yami Bakura-Hahahah...I'll take that millennium item now...
Joey-Dumbo! It's not your turn yet! The Carama man isn't ready and THEY are having a BIG fight...
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Thats okay if your new.
But try to keep a look out for similar topics before you start a new one.
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Rebbeca: Give back my granfather's Blue Eyes!!!
Grandpa: I didn't steal it Rebbeca!
Rebbeca: Okay then...lets go Teddy ::walks off:
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I never posted in the other thread, but here goes.

Bandit Keith: Give up the prive money, Pegasus, or else.:mad:
Pegasus: Or else what!:mad:
BK: Or else..*steps on the swithch on the floor. Pegasus falls*
BK: *turns to Croquet* Well? The money, now that your master is disposed of.
Croquet: Yes sir! *Hands BK envelope*:nervous:
Joey: What, i need that for my sister's operation. *starts fighting with BK*:mad: :flaming:
YUgi: And I needed to battle Pegasus for my grandpa's soul. *joins fight.*:mad: :flaming:
Tea::nope: Let's go look for Pegasus.:shifty:
Bakura: Yes, let's. *Millennium Ring glows*:evil3:
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I am working on it.
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Tristan: Hey, why'd you shove me?

Joey: Uh, I didn't shove you, man. I punched you!

Tristan: JOEY! This is TVY7!! *punches... I mean, shoves him*

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Yugi and Kaiba are dueling on the rooftop...

Tea: I can't take it any more... TIME OUT!!

She runs over to Kaiba and pushes the hair out of his face. She runs back.

Tea: There.

Then she notices Bakura's hair...

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Inside Yugi's mind...

Yami Yugi looks into Yugi's "chamber"

Yami Yugi: I thought I told you to clean up this room!! It's a pigsty!
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*this is where Yugi and his gang is in the castle ::Princess Edina's::
Joey- *gobbles and eats up what's left on his plate*
Yugi- -.-' um.... Jeoy?
Mai- Everyone keep ur hands from Joey!
Director-*sips coffee while watching the scene*
Tea-Hey, guys it's break time! *steps into the scene*
Director-TEA! GET OUT OF THE SCENE!
Yugi- huh?
Director-NOT U YUGI! *fustrated, now pulling at his hair*
Camara Man-Uh....Boss? Do we need to stop rolling?
Director-EVERYONE SSTTOOPPP!!!!
*everyone freezes*
Director-Yugi, you get back to ur place. Joey, keep eating. Edina, ....uh...do what u need to do. Old lady, go back to ur place. Mai, keep making fun of Joey. Tea, get out of here!
Mai- THAT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT!
Joey- man, i'm full! *burps*
Yugi- uh... I'm... what i'm suppose to do?
Seto- *comes in* is it break time?
Mokuba-*hits Seto* why do u have to make fun of me? *point to Princess Edina*
Seto-......
Director-PEOPLE GET OUT OF HERE IF U AREN'T IN THE SCENE!!!!!!
Camara Man- Do i keep rolling?
Director-NO!
Joey-*sleeps*
Director-Joey! Get up!
Take 9,888
*everyone bearly moves*
Joey-*tries to eat* yummmm.....it's....good *said this all slowly*
Yugi-*sleeping*
Edina-o.o?
Mai-Everyone put ur hands on top of Joey's. O.O no! i mean.....i forgot...
heheheh ^.^
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Yugi: I summon Death Satan Greater Demon (a.k.a. Witty Phantom.)

Director: Cut!!!! Yugi!!! I told you to use the censored version of the card.

[i] Yugi looks at the director and changes into Yami Yugi.[/i]

Yami Yugi: Screw you!! Now i send you into OBLIVION!!!!

Director: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Yugi: Hey Kaiba!!!

Kaiba: What??

Yugi: I got your deck!!!

Kaiba: What?? No you don't they.... [i] Looks down and sees that all he has are Poke'mon cards.[/i]

Kaiba: Oh well lets duel. I choose Charmander.

Yugi: I choose Blue Eyes.

[i] Blue Eyes looks at Charmander and blasts him into oblivion and charmander blows up.[/i]
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Lame huh?
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BAKURA: I challenge you to a Shadow Game!
PEGASUS: You're on!
DIRECTOR: Cut!
BAKURA: What the :beep: is this about!?
DIRECTOR: Pegasus, act a little unhappy next time. Alright, Bakura Beats Peggy Take Two!
PEGASUS: No one calls me Peggy! I...must...have...your...soul...Mr...Director...
(Steals Mr. Director's Soul)
MR. T: I pity da fool who steals dem souls!
PEGASUS: Mr. T., can I have your autograph?
MR. T: Release dat directa's soul immediatly first.
(Pegasus releases them)
DIRECTOR: Hey, the Shadow Realm ain't too bad! Alright, take two!

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BAKURA: I challenge you to a Shadow Game!
PEGASUS: What?
BAKURA: A Shadow Game! If I win, I get your Eye. If you win, you get my Ring.
PEGASUS: Sure.
(They zap at each other. Pegasus zaps Bakura against the wall.)
DIRECTOR: Cut!!! Cut!!! :beep:ing cut! You're supposed to lose, Pegasus!
PEGASUS: That's it! I made better money in Castlevania as Juste Belmont and as Kagato from Tenchi Muyo! Now I find myself working with a :beep:ing 13 year old who's been possessed by a look alike! I quit!
BAKURA: Do I get your eye, then?
PEGASUS: No! Soul Stealer!
(He steals both the director and Bakura's souls. With his last ounce of strength, the director calls in security. They are no match for Pegasus.)
PEGASUS: I dunno why he was gonna let Bakura win! My Eye is a Kazillion times stronger than Bakura's puny medicine wheel!
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Oh!!! Oh i got one!!! both this is from the episode that Mai and Tea duel.

Mai: Are you ready to be defeated??

Tea: Never!!!

[i] Tea gets off the machine and so does mai and they both go hand to hand and they start smacking each other and in the meanwhile the director is trying to seperate them while all the other guy characters are watching.[/i]

Joey: Hey hows about you twos have a mudwrestling fight??

Mai: Oh, how about i kick your ***#

Director: CUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!

Yami Yugi: Shut up !!! I'm watching these two girls whip joey!!
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how was that??
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I got one! It's from Yugi and Kaiba's rooftop duel!

Yugi: Celtic Guardian, attack!

Tea: *Runs in the way* You can't take this risk!

Yugi: Shuddup!

*The Celtic Guardian slashes Tea instead*

Tea: How...could...you...*Dies*

Yugi: :Beep: it, Tea! You made me waste my turn!

Kaiba: Too bad! So sad! I'm glad! Now, Blue Eyes, Neutron Blast!

*The dragon blasts the Celtic into oblivion.*
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Guest Kaizer_Boy
I uhm got one. It might not not be that good though

* This one takes place when yugi is dueling Kaiba*

Kaiba: Make your last move so I can take you down

Yugi:Hmph Like I'd listen to you.

Kaiba: Fine! Be that as it is. Then, got Red Eyes black
dragon! ENTERNAL FIRE BALST!

Yugi:*Gets hit by red eye's black dragon.* What the hell
was that for!

Kaiba: For being moron what do ya think

Yugi: Listen you once this duel is over i'll-

Kaiba: You'll do what use a Pikachu to use thunder
shock on me? Oh ya, only morons like pokemon. Poke fan

Yugi: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!*Yugi stops the duel and starts
beating up kaiba
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I just barely made it up, but here goes.
Episode Evil Spirit of the Ring take 2
The group -bakura are talking
Bandit Keith and Bones come on the set
BK:Joey, You and my pal bones here are going to have a duel, right
Joey:You're thinkin' next month right?
BK:Oh really? Bones! I told you to set my Palm Pilot!
Bones: Sorry boss.
Director: Cut!
Joey:What? My cards?
I'm lame aren't I.
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Hmmmm.....good ones...
*during break time*
Joey-Where r they serving lunch?
Tristian-*eating a ham sandwhich* i dunno!
Yugi-what's up.......guys....
Tea-*eating also* atleast the fries were good!
Bakura-yeah!
Pegasus-....hmmm...is the food great?
Joey-WHERE'D U GET THE FOOD???!?!?!?!? I DUNNO NO WHAT UR ALL TALKING ABOUT BUT I'M....[b]HUNGRY[/b]!!!!!
*everyone*-..........
Yugi-i think i better leave.....
Tristian-*finished eating* i leaving with u!
Tea-me three!
Pegasus-where do u get the food?
Joey-TELL ME!!!!
director-what's wrong?
*everyone at the same time* he did it! I'M HUNGARY! i was just going to leave. someone better do something about it.....
director-STOP!
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  • 3 months later...
Guest Kaizer_Boy
Here's one my friend gave me.



Mokuba: c'mon seto duel me now. pwease, pwease.
Seto: Huh?
Mokuba: c'mon meanie.
Seto: what?
Mokuba: c'mon battle me now or else.
Seto: or else what?
Mokuba: or else i'll blackmail you.
Seto: Blackmail me on what?
Mokuba: I'll tell everyone that you went out with Tea.
Seto: WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!:eek:
Mokuba:angel:c'mon duel me.
Seto::devil: you want to duel!Fine. *get's his virtual simulator.*
Seto: Go blue-eyes white dragon, white lightning attack!!!!!!!!!! Now!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: *freaks out.* I'm still going to tell.
Seto::naughty: Return blue-eyes. *Go's up to Mokuba face.* Tell and you die.
Mokuba: I'm telling *runs away*
Seto: He's got to stop watching pokemon.
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