Writing THE DBZ MOVIE GONE BAD! Pt 1!

[TheDarkOtaku]

This is a little short story, or small screenplay, I wrote 'cause being home sick makes you bored...Here it is: (WARNING May cause fits of insanity! :wigout: )

(The scene opens with Krillin holding a microphone in front of a red curtain..)

Krillin: HELLO AND WELCOME!,to...::drumroll:: BATTLE MOMS!!!

Crowd: WOOHOO! YEAH!

( Curtain opens onto a cheesy set that looks like a warzone)

Krillin: Let's meet our first contestant Bulma!
Bulma enjoys inventing, calculus, and being a loving parent!

Bulma: I'm so pleased to be here! :)

Krillin: Now let's meet, CHI CHI!

Chi Chi: ::brings out metal bat:: I SHALL DESTROY ANYONE IN MY WAY! ::swings at Krillin::

Krillin: Calm down there miss..we don't need trouble here...

Chi Chi : You want trouble, you found trouble! ::swings at Krillin and then runs backstage to her husband waiting for her::

GOKU YOU BAKA! HOW CAN YOU EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS! YOU SHOULD BE CHEERING ME ON! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

Goku: Sorry Chi Chi I was hungry! :D

Chi Chi: GRRRR.....THAT'S IT! ::swings at Goku:: Thou shall perish!!!!

(standing out near the opening of the stage is Vegeta, yelling to his wife.)

Vegeta: YOU BETTER WIN THIS! KAKARROTO'S WIFE BETTER LEAVE HERE THE LOSER OR ELSE I'LL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN! :mad:

Bulma: Shut your trap Veggie-chan! I'll do my best, and that's enough.
What's with you and "Kakarroto" anyway?

(At this time, we see a dazed audience member wearing strange garments, who is extremely tall and has black hair...)

Audience Member: Kakarroto..:flaming: grrr..grrrr....GRRRRRR.....KAKARROTO!!!!

(Chairs go flying everywhere as the massive saya-jin destroys whatever is in his path...a mysterious red light glows around him...)

Brolli: GRRRR!!!! :flaming:

Goku: OH NO! IT'S BROLLI!

~~~~~~~~~~> INSERT CORNY MUSIC HERE

MOVIE NUMBER 15 MILLION!!! THE WONDERFUL, HARD, LONG, AGGRESSIVE, VIOLENT, SUPER, DANGEROUS, VALIANT FIGHT!!!!! BATTLE AT CBS STUDIOS! BULMA AND CHI CHI JOIN FORCES AND BATTLE!


So, what do you guys think? :)
Think there should be a part two? Tell me, and if you want it, you got it! Thanks!