RPG Unofficial OtakuBoards Survivor: The Freakshow!

[Sandy]

[I]An empty city... ruled by a total looney... twelve have been summoned... six males and six females... to join in the game of life and death... only one can be the winner... and become THE FREAKIEST SURVIVOR OF THE UNIVERSE![/I]

[u]The teams:[/u]

[COLOR=limegreen]LimeTime Tribe[/COLOR]:
(You will put your chara's name somewhere in your signature in [I]limegreen[/I])

Kevin, 18 years old magnetic superhero (Circéus)
Igor, 15 years old alien surgeon (Iggy)
Ryan Schezar, 37 years old retarted mechanic (DarkOrderKnight)
Karina, 16 years old student (starlight)
Geroshi, 500 years old pervert shop keeper (calumon luver)
Athena/Daisy, 20 years old schizophrenic moonchild (Rain)

[COLOR=indigo]Indigoth Tribe[/COLOR]:
(You will put your chara's name somewhere in your siggy in [I]indigo[/I])

Candy, a sugar fairy of unknown age (Faris)
Rabid, 22 years old former commando (Digital_Monster)
Yami, 15 years old vampire queen (Darkmoon)
Seth, immortal superhero with the looks of 22 years old (Arikel)
Franky, 1000 years old monster (G/S/B master)
Benjo, 17 years old DragonBall-wannabe (GotenksSSJ343)

Gather your troops, and head to your headquarters. LimeTime Tribe, you will live at [B]The Shopper's Nightmare-Mall[/B] southwest from this central point we are currently in. Indigoths, your dwelling is [B]The Haunted Hotel[/B] northeast from here.

Before every contest, the site of the game is sent to your mailboxes. The contests will occur about twice a week (except this week), and the losing tribe will vote of one of their own. The Tribes will merge when there are six people/beings left.

You will get NOTHING with you, so make sure you snatch something to eat from the abandoned grosery stores on your way to your new home.

Survivors, GO!

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The SPECIAL rules of this game:

1)this is purely RPG, you are playing characters, so if your chara gets kicked out 5 to 1, it means your CHARACTER is disliked, not you. If anybody get's truly personal, the game is over for him/her.

2)No killing sprees. Only I and the person him/herself can kill hi/her own character, understood? This doesn't mean you couldn't do some serious damage, though... :devil:

3)No rebelling against ME! I am the game leader! Bwahaahaaa!!!

4)You can write other's sayings (just like in the Otaku Big Bro), as well as the progress of the contests, except that I will be the one judging how the contests will end.

5)Most of all, this is SUPPOSED to get chaotic, so if your mixed up, it doeasn't matter because I will probably be too... :toothy: I'm doing this just for the pleasure of irrational action, so HAVE FUN!

Game starts at the situation that the two tribes are heading towards their new homes. If you have ANY questions, send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE. This thread is purely for the game!

ENJOY!:devil:

[Circ]

Kevin looked at the weird limegreen enveloppe he had received labelled "ThE FrEaKsHoW", wondering wheter or not open it. After some test, he decided it was probably not lethal anyway and ripped the side open.

"Hummm... mmmMMMmm?? Huummmm..." He mumbled as he read, when he stumbled on a surprising line.

"Me? A superhero??" he exclaimed.

That got him in a laughing fit for about ten minuts. He eventually continued to read the lines printed with blood (according to his tests).

Kevin packed some books, chemistry material and others in his backpack and head for the Shop Mall, which wasn't very far. He glanced again at the list.

"Well, at least I got almost all the normal people. Will have to look out for Geroshi though. That old hag gives me the hives..."

[Corey]

[b]Ryan-[/b] "Huh?" I had just found a limegreen envelope on the ground. It was quite interesting. It had four sides. Two of which were longer than the other. "Ahaha!" I just realized that each side had one across from it that was exactly the same size. I brushed my hand over it and a small piece ripped off. "Ooooo..." I cntiued ripping small chunks off untill there was only the piece of paper inside left. What the hell were all these little shapes? I saw a map. There was a large green X on it. And a smaller one that said my name.
I crumpled it up and started walking toward a building. It looked nice. It had glass walls and nice stone pillars. I walked up to one of the pillars and gave it a hug. It needed a hug. Maybe now it wouldn't look so tense and stony. I walked up to the door and found that it was locked. I stood there for nearly twenty minutes trying to push my way in. I gave up and threw my trusty monkeywrench at it. CRASH! The door shattered.
[b]Ryan-[/b] "Oooooo...." I put my hand on the door and cut myself. "AHHHHHOOOOOOooooo!" I hit the door with the wrench and ran in the opposite direction, which happened to be NorthEast.

[starlight]

[i]Karina sat on a park bench, reading the letter from the lime green envelope for the millienth time. She shifted her Katana's sheath, she had just finished fenceing class and had been taken to the city right afterwards giving her no time to prepare.[/i]

Karina: This thing doesnt make any sense! Who in their right mind would think of something this bizzare, and strange?

[i]She got up off of the bench and read the directions aloud.[/i]

Karina:... and turn left to reach [b]The Shoppers Nightmare Mall[/b]

[i]Thunder and lightning suddenly flashed and boomed overhead![/i]

Karina: Weird.. we wernt expecting a storm...

[i]She ran off to find the mall, upon arrival she overlooked the waring signs out in front, and walked inside [b]The Shoppers Nightmare Mall[/b][/i]

[Darkmoon]

[i]Yami Darkmoon stood behind the counter trying to convice a very arrogant looking human to buy one of her Ford Trucks.[/i]

Yami- Trust me, these truck's are the best of they're class and can stand the harshest wearther.

Costumer- Yeah, but isn't a car like that good only in the warmer climate contries?? I mean these things just won't start if the weather get's any colder than it already is!

Yami- Then why are you here wasting my precious time?!

[i]Yami's fangs were now showing. The human took one look at them and slowly backed out the door, turned around and ran. Yami smiled with satisfaction at the retreating back of the man. She turned around to leave when what appeared to be an indigo coloured envolop on the desk caught her eye's.[/i]

Yami- When will they ever learn NOT to liter...

[i]She scooped it up and just as she was about to drop it in the trash can noticed it had her name on it. Slightly surprised she opened it and saw that it had instructions on it. She skipped all the chit-chat down to the last few sentences:

You are to go the The Haunted Hotel and await the rest of your members there.

Yami shrugged and, putting the folded envolope in her pocket, wrapped her cape around herself.[/i]

Yami- I could do with a good vacation. I really need to get away from these people.

[i]She vanished with a puff of smoke and in her place now flapped a big bat. It flew out the window into the cold and headed south towards the Hotel.[/i]

[G/S/B Master]

Franky: Duh.......

[i]Frank switches his brain to his smart brain and starts to go to the bookstore to buy some learning books for his other dumb brains.As he walks in the store everyone ran through the emergency door.[/i]

Franky:Huh?At least I get free books.

[i]Franky grabs all the books on learning math,how to choose the right decisions and other stuff.[/i]

Franky: Now to buy food.

[i]Franky goes to the Seafood store to buy 100 pound of dolphin brains and Salmon meat.[/i]

Franky: Where do I have to go again?

[i]He checks his paper to his destination[/i]

Franky: Oh yes....The haunted Hotel.

[i]Franky walked the path to the haunted hotel.....it was long but it was worth it.Franky finally reached to the haunted hotel and came in.[/i]

Franky: I wonder wheres my room.

[iggy]

[i]igor walks to meet with tribe[/i]
Igor:hi guys whats up?
Geroshi:Hi iggz how ya doing
Igor:Not too bad.
Igor:So you guys ready to win it all?
Tribe:Hell yeah were #1
Igor:Well ok then
[i]igor checks for his gameboy and playstaion 2[/i]
Igor:Aww crap i forgot to bring my ps2
Kevin:Too bad quit ur wining
[i]Igor gets out a brain surgery book and starts reading. Then he takes the book and rips it up[/i]
Igor:This stupid book didnt teach me anything new!!!
[i]gets out gameboy advance and peacefully starts playing[/i]

PS sage check ur PM box

[Rain]

[color=blue][size=1][i]Athena walks up to the entrance of The Shopper's Nightmare-Mall. For the third time, she reads the letter she recieved in the lime green envelope.[/i]

[b]Athena:[/b] Yep this is the right place. I wonder where everyone is...

[i]Athena walks into the mall and looks around. She sees Karina standing near the entrance[/i]
[b]Athena:[/b] Hi! You must be... [i](checks list of people)[/i] Karina? [size=2][b]Oooh someone else is here!!! We're going to have fun!! Wow![/b][/size] Oh, sorry about that...I have two personalities...it's not that big a problem though. I can control it. Most of the time...
[/size][/color]

[Sandy]

[I]Calling both Tribes!You have now entered my playground: [B]Wackopolis[/B]! Welcome!:devil: Now rush to your dwelling places, my playtoys, and enjoy your first night here. There are no other living creatures here besides you, STILL I warn you NOT to go out at dark, because your game will most likely end sooner than expected in that case... *evil grin* Anyway, I hope you will ENJOY your time here - how long or short it may be - with me and SURVIVOR: ThE fReaKShoW! *maniac laughter* [/I]:devil:

[Rain]

[color=blue][b]Athena:[/b] Wow, [i]somebody[/i] is seriously messed in the head...[/color]
[color=red][b]Daisy:[/b] I'll say! Now when are we gonna get naked?![/color]
[color=blue][b]Athena:[/b] [i]*blushes*[/i] Shut up! No one is going to get naked, okay? Good. Now if you don't want us to get voted off, I suggest you leave me alone, at least until this is over![/color]
[color=red][b]Daisy:[/b] Why do you have such a problem with me wanting to get naked? You're such a square![/color]
[color=blue][b]Athena:[/b] I am not a square! Now SHUT UP OR - [i]*notices everyone staring at her*[/i] Uh, heh heh, um...sorry about that...well what are we waiting for? Where do we sleep?[/color]

[starlight]

[i]Karina saw all the strange ppl now inside the mall, they all made her kind of nervous, especially the really old wrinkly... Ill stop right there.[/i]

Karina: Ok, uh... this is nice.

[i]Karina looked around at the mall and shrugged[/i]

Karina: The letter doesnt say, I mean this is a mall, nowhere to sleep unless... there's a matress store somehere!

[Circ]

[i]This goes after DArkOrderKnight's posts[/i]

Kevin stared as Ryan ran across the street, not noticing him.

[i]Ok, so MAYBE I didn't get of the normal people...[/i]

He continued his way until he was at sight range of the Shopper's Nightmare Hall. That place was just horribly dark and labyrinthic. Countless times he had lost himself in there.

The it had begun. An itch. He carelessly scratched his arm, until he felt... a pimple. Then the brustling behind him made sense. He turned away, a big sweatdrop begun to form on his forehead. He slowly turned over to look at the 500-years-old, wrinkly, hamster-like and eyelid-fluttering...

Geroshi.

"Eh... Hi Geroshi?"

And then the running had started.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Get her off, get her off!!"

He had crashed through the wall of the mall, getting himself weird look from the two girl in there, and even weirder when they noticed the old hag clinging to his left ankle.

"hEEEeellloOOOOoooo teeeaaAaam..." He managed to say before he stumbled into unconsciousness.

[Rain]

[color=blue][i]Athena and Karina heard a scream. They turned and saw Kevin being chased by an old wrinkly woman. He falls and just lays there.[/i]
[b]Athena (truns to Karina):[/b] Well at least we are normal[/color]
[color=red][b]Daisy:[/b] You think you're normal? Have you forgotten about me already?[/color]
[color=blue][b]Athena:[/b] SHUT UP! For the last time!
[b]Karina (making a face like this: >.< :[/b] Okaayy...well we'd better move Kevin
[i]Karina and Athena pull the old hag off him and each grab a leg. They drag him across the floor and lift him onto a bench. They walk away, watching to make sure the old hag doesn't try and attack them[/i][/color]

OOC: Calumon, when are you going to get here?

[KittyLynn]

Im here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-______________________

Geroshi: He he he

Geroshi was stirring some sort of brew when her Ferret came in carrying a limegreen envolope..

G: What is this!!!He he he..

G looked at the envolope It said Freakshow on the front..

G: Im offended, Im am certainly not a freak...he heh he he ...

Geroshi stirred the brew and laughed evily. Then she took her clothes off and ran around in circles...

[TrickyNicky]

[size=1]Candy: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WE GET THE HAUNTED HOTELLLLLL!

Rabid: Whatever...

Candy: WAAAAT? Waddayamean, whatever? This is a GOOD thing! There are five people to wreake havoc upon! Time for sugar, boys and girls!!!!

Rabid: This is going to be a long, long day...[/size]

[Digital Monster]

Rabid, still standing in the entrance hall, stares around at her new surroundings (for at least a week, anyway).

[i]"Oooh great, just purrrfect. I've always hated horror movies, and now look which hellhole they've dumped me in."[/i]

She checks her army survival kit- a Swiss Army knife and emergency rations amongst other things. There's also some personal stuff- a dictaphone and tapes, personal CD player and small speakers, and various other bits and pieces.

[i]"Wonder if this joint's got any food."[/i]

Only when she thinks this, that she detects the the smell of food. She wanders off, and eventually finds Franky.

[i]"Franky, what's that smell?"[/i]
He shows her the seafood bag.
Franky: Food. Who are you?
[i]"My name's Suzanne, but everyone calls me Rabid. And I know it's food, but I need something more specific here."[/i]
Franky: Salmon and dolphin brains. Want some?
[i]"Dolphin ain't exactly my thing, but some salmon will do."[/i]

When she recieves it, it's raw. Her more animal instincts take over suddenly and she eats it like that. She looks up to see Franky staring at her strangely. Realizing what she just did, she blushes.

[i]"OK, so I have my quirks... but this don't happen often. Just don't show me raw meat."[/i]

She runs off to find a room, but spies Franky still looking at her on the way out.
[i]"Hey, don't look at me weird, screw-neck!"[/i]

[i]"Man, what have I let myself in for?"[/i]

[Darkmoon]

[i]Yami Darkmoon Was in the top floor of the Haunted Hotel. She watched as what appeared to be a fariy of some sort walked into the empty room. She spread her wings (at the moment she was a bat) and hissed startling the fairy for a moment. She jumped down from her perch and changed back to her regulair form.[/i]

Yami- What are you doing here??

Candy- I'm here for the contest. What did you think?

[i]Yami stared blankly at Candy for a moment then took out her letter to read over again.[/i]

Yami- I should have really read the whole thing before I came here... So your one of the team members? Were are the rest?

[i]Yami looked around the empty room. From somewere down stairs she heard a conversation going on.[/i]

[iggy]

*wakes up after falling asleep playing gamboy*
*sees all his food is gone*
Igor:AAAAAHHH who ate my doritos and lays and chips ahoy?
Geroshi:how should I know i got no idea
Igor:Who did this who did this?? Whoever did will pay!!!!
*loads ammo for rifel*
Igor:Now who did it!!!
Igor:I want my food back!!
Geroshi:Calm down ill get the psycic
Igor:Not unless you want me to shoot him!!!
Igor:Now somebody better confess or Ill start shooting
*Igor hears a giggle coming from the other tribe*
*Igor quietly tiptoes and sees who is giggling its CANDY!!*
Igor:NOW U WILL PAY FOR STEALING MY FOOD!!
*igor tries to shoot but his ammo is jammed into the gun*
*sage then tells Igor to calm down or he will take away Igor's rifel*
Igor:No not my rifel!!!
Sage:Then go back to sleep...
Igor:fine
*sage gives Igor back his rifel and Igor goes peacefully to sleep*

[G/S/B Master]

[i]Franky stops staring at Rabid and goes upstair to go into his room.When he got there he inspects his backpack.[/i]

Franky: Survival kit check,books check,udderly stupid brain jars check,back up eyeballs.......huh???WHERE'S MY STINKIN EYE BALLS AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!Oh here it is check.Well I'm ready.Wait I almost forgot.....Trapped Bug exterminator in a Jar.....check.

[i]Franky puts his 200 pound food bag right side of the bed.He lays down and put his back pack on the table which is on the left side of his bed.[/i]

Franky:This bed is much more worse then the one I used to sleep in pennsylvania.

[TrickyNicky]

Cand looks around for other team members she can socialise with....now let's see...

Candy: Hey Yami!

Yami: ???

Candy: Want some sugar?

Yami: Uh....Okay...

Candy: Eheheheheheheee! *Sugar*

Yami: *Face lights up and she gets hyper*

Candy: BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA! WHO'S NEXT?

Rabid: You are such a freak!

Candy: Why do you think I signed up for this, sister? Go on - P1ss off!

Rabid: Meh.

Yami: *Climbs down* Ok...that was really scary...

Candy: Sugar rushes rock!

[Sandy]

[I]Listen up, my guinea-pigs! As you have noticed, your logding places DO NOT have electricity or running water... yet. However, light shall fall upon the winning team of THE FIRST CONTEST![/I]

Here's the deal: The first contests is named "O Light of Life, Where Art Thou?" Both tribes will enter the city's sewer system, and they have to walk through PITCH BLACK tunnels filled with FILTH. Ain't pretty, I'll tell you. :naughty:
The catch is that you will have to follow the poems of Victorian era-type to find the main generator. Which tribe gets their flag first on top of the generator, will win the ELECTRICITY and IMMUNITY. The losin tribe will face the Tribal Council at the Central Point.

This is the time to send some suggestive PM:s to some possible allies. The game gets started SERIOUSLY now.:demon:

BAD luck, and play Unfair, my Little Tribes!:laugh:

[Practically this will work this way: ANY ONE of you may write about the progress of the contest from the point of view of YOUR tribe. I will come here either on Sunday or Monday to announce the winner (HINT: it is the tribe that has better/funnier/freakier posts). Then the members of the losing tribe will private mail me the name of their nominative for the one getting evicted. All clear?]

[Circ]

Kevin and the others looked around for the origin of the voice.

"Oh.. I hate it when they do that!" Rabid muttered. Kevin glanced at her. Another one to look out for...

"Then, how about we get started people?" He sugested.

"Anything for you..." Geroshi sighed. Kevin gulped.

"You have no idea how much you're lucky..." He whispered to Ryan.

They went out and found the closest manhole and Rabid was more than happy to crash it open. She peered in.

"Welcome people, to all things yucky..." Karina announced.



[i]OOC I don't fancy English poetry. Someone else go next, please.[/i]

[Corey]

I uncrouched from my small hiding spot near the large dark house. The voice had scared me. It had come out of nowhere and left just as quickly as it had came. I stood and looked around. The voice said something about the sewers. I really didn't understand but I guessed that I had to jump in... Two others had done just that. I walked over to a man hole and opened it. A gaging smell met my nostrils.

[b]Ryan-[/b] "Gahhhhhhh...." I jumped in, against my better judgement. My judgement may be simple but...

[KittyLynn]

Geroshi: Well this contest..we are in the dark so does any one mind if I don't wear any clothes?
Ryan: I mind!!
Geroshi: O well, Im doing it anyways...
Igor: Ok lets head to the city sewer system..
Geroshi: Eeewww..perrrrrfect for slimballs...

Ryan: :wow: Are you joking??
Geroshi: Did it sound like it..

Geroshi ran ahead and her ferret jumped on her back, she flung off all her clothes and streaked down the street..laughing evily as she went...

[Darkmoon]

Yami- Yeah you traitor!! You belong on our team!!

[i]Grabs Candy and drags her back to the top in the hotel. Yami holds Candy by the scruff of the neck.[/i]

Candy- Ah heh, anyone up for suger?

[i]Yamie drops Candy to the floor.[/i]

Yami- I have the most ridiculous team in the world... Come on everybody! We're going to go down TOGETHER.

[i]Yami motions for the rest of the group to fallow. She stops at a bath room and hop's into the toilet bowl. She reaches down and flushes the toilet. She start's spinning... And gets sucked down into the sewer system.[/i]

Yami *calling from down there*- Are you guy's comeing or not? The other teams already ahead of us!!! And Candy, if that riddle page is really worth it bring that down too.

Candy- You really need some sugar... It'll take that nasty edge right out of your voice and replace it with a sweet and hyper one...

Yami- I like my voice the way it is, now get down here!! Don't make me come up there!

[i]The rest stepped into the toilet one by one and flushed themselves down to join Yami.[/i]