RPG Unofficial OtakuBoards Survivor: The Freakshow!

[Sandy]

A familiarly sinister voice speaks from the speakers:[B]My beloved speciments! The game is on, and the game is fast. It's time for your THIRD trial![/b]

All ten Survivor-candidates vanish from their current places, and reappear on a football field. To their surprise, at the other end there are two white elephants, with ropes hanging from them. The lunatic host stands near them in an Indian outfit.

Sage:[b]Now, the Indigoth Tribe has received the electricity AND running water, while LimeTime's Mall is still without them. However, in this contest, there are THREE possible choices: water&electricity, two weeks supply of food, or... A MYSTERY PRIZE.This game is about them, and the winner can choose from these three, while the LOOSER will confront the Tribal Council.

The game is called: "ELEPHANT MELEE!"

Both Tribes will have their own elephant to push/pull/drag it from the starting point to the goal. The distance of these two is two hundred feet. BUT, because Limey's are two members short, two of the Indigoths CAN'T participate on this contest. The two have been randomly selected, and they are:
SETH and RABID.
However, they can support their Tribe -and harass the other- by shouting, cheering, applauses, booing, mocking... whatever they want.;)

Are the rules clear? Okay, to your starting places!

Survivors, GO![/B]

[Circ]

Kevin grinned.

"That's way too easy!"

He picked up a dart in a pouch attached to his belt and sent it toward the elephant's rear end at lightning speed using is repelling power. The elephant made a loud noise neariing a badly accorded trumpet, pivoted, and stomped on him with all his might.

"Ouchie" Kevin managed to say once the animal agreed to lift his paw from him.

Karina peeled her unfortunate companion off the ground and shake him until he was almost normal again.

"Ouh, that's good to be a freak." Kevin said, popping a shoulder back in place.

[TrickyNicky]

OOC: I'm sick so I'm not gonna write much...
[color=violet]Candy: ELEPHANTS????? ELEPHANTS????
....
Well better get started...[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Uh-huh[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: We could make them move like horses?[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Like, saddle it up and give it a boot?[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: Exactly![/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Well, what are we waiting for! Let's go to the Mall! They have horse-riding gear in a wee Tack shop![/color]
*They go to the mall, dragging Benjo and Frankie along with them*

[G/S/B Master]

Sage: You can't go back GOOD BYE!!!!!!

[i] Sage knocks out Franky,Benjo,and Candy,when they wake up they were in the football field [/i]

Benjo: Aww man...

Franky: Don't worry,time to go to LINK MODE!!!!!!!

[i] Franky switches his brain into Link's and equip himself with the power bracelet from Zelda: Orchrina of Seasons. [/i]

Franky: I could push this Elephant with one arm,actually 2 arms.

[i] Franky's Strength is almost towards the unknown.Franky pushed the Elephant with no sweat because of the Power Bracelet. [/i]

Benjo: We'll protect you Franky because the other team could steal your Power Bracelet.

Franky: Thanks guys.

[Rain]

[color=blue]"Well we know Kevin has no experience with elephants," Athena said, stifling a laugh.

"SHUT UP!" Kevin yelled, "How about I get the elephant to step on you, huh? We'll see if you're still laugh -"

"Ok, ok, calm down" Karina interrupted. She looks over to where Athena is pulling on the rope, trying to move the elephant. "Um...Athena? It's going to take a lot more than that to get it moving."

"Oh yeah...I guess you're right...well, any suggestions? Oh, hey! Does anyone have a whip?"

They all shake their heads.

"Gee, I'm surprised you don't have one, Athena" Kevin says.

"SHUT UP, Kevin, you freak!" Athena replies, glaring at him, "Well, any other suggestions?"[/color]

[TrickyNicky]

[color=violet]Candy: *Watches open-mouthed as Franky pushes the elephant with inhuman strength* Amazing! That's gotta be the weirdest thing I've ever seen![/color]
[color=green]Frankie: This is coming from the evil sugar fairy with stripy hair???[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: Less yack, more track, fish-breath![/color]
[color=green]Frankie: Hey, now I take that as a personal insult-[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Can it, you two. Let's get this done.[/color]

[Circ]

Kevin rolled his eyes.

"This coming from the girl with a split personnality whose said other personnality loves to strip along with the old hag over here."

Kevin glared at her, but theywere interrupted when Geroshi signed.

"WHAT?"

Oh yeah, the elephant game.

"Do we still have some sugar from the boat?" Karina asked.

"What the heck are you going to do with sugar?" Athena replied.

"If we get him on a sugar rush, maybe it'll be easier to get him over the place. maybe we could at least have him run over Rabid and the Candy Fairy."

[Digital Monster]

Not being involved in the task, Seth and Rabid wander off the pitch.

[COLOR=red][i]"Hey Seth, fancy raiding the mall and getting some stuff while the Limeys are out?"[/i][/COLOR]
Seth: Sure.

The two break into the mall, searching through the shops and nicking anything useful. Rabid finds a military supplies shop and nicks quite a few things from that, Seth goes for the food court. They meet up at the entrance, and Seth notices a set of reins in Rabid's hand.

Seth: What are those for?
[COLOR=red][i]"Uh, for riding the elephant."[/i][/COLOR]
Seth: :laugh: :rolleyes: You're weird, man.
[COLOR=red][i]"Would I be here if I wasn't?"[/i][/COLOR]
Seth: True.

[GotenksSSJ343]

Benjo: Maybe i can blast them to the other *goes off.*
Franky in link mode: 3..........2...........1....0
Benjo: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
*is running back battered and bruised.*
Benjo: the pain it burns possesed by monkeys elephants.....night night *passes out*
Franky: Now can we do this right.
Benjo: ok...

[Sandy]

Indigoths are having troubles with their elephant:

Candy: Look, you stupid giant! Sugar! Here! Oh come on, I KNOW how elephants love sugar! Geez, you're a real 'individual', aren't you?:therock:
Benjo: Maybe I should try the blowing up again...? :naughty:
Indigoths: NO!!!:mad:

LimeTime-tribe's elephant wasn't that persistent about sweet, though

Karina: Umm...Kevin? Don't you think he's had enough of that sugar?
Kevin:*junking balls of once-melted sugar to the elephants mouth* Hey, do you want to win or not?:therock:
Karina: Whatever...:rolleyes:
Kevin:*runs out of sugar* There, that should do it. Come here, boy! Let's play! Here boy, here!

The elephant swings back and forth, obviously in a high sugar-drunk. Then he spots Kevin, who is holding his hand wide open, and trying to lure him forward. Then the elephant suddenly thinks of himself as an unicorn in a blooming field, and starts to dash towards Kevin in enjoyment.
Kevin: Yipes!:eek:
***

At the goal-line, Sage awaits for the elephant to reach him and cut the goal-ribbon. The LimeTiem-girls run at the elephants side, sure of their victory.

The Indigoth-elephant suddenly sees Rabid and Seth entering the football field with hands full of *stolen* groceries.
Candy: Yay! He's moving!:laugh:
Yami: Yeah, on the WRONG direction, you pitiful pixie! Oh we're SO meeting at the Tribal Council!:mad:

Rabid and Seth flee in panic as a humongous male-elephant starts chasing them.
***

The LimeTime-elephant has finally reached the goal, and looks disturbingly pleased -actually so pleased he decides to give everybody a nice warm shower... from the rear end. :p

Sage: [B]Congrats, LimeTime! Your day has finally come! You won the Elephant Melee, and you shall be given the opportunity to choose between the three awards: you can either have electricity&water, two weeks supply of food, OR the content of this SECRET CHEST. What shall it be?[/B]
***

At the same time, Sage appears in the middle of the depressed Indigoths.
Benjo: Huh?! What...? How..?*points at the Sage talking to the LimeTime-tribe*
Sage: [B]It's better that you don't ask. Let's just say theres an astral level involved.[/B] ;)
Candy: You betrayed us! You gave us the ONLY elephant in the ENTIRE world who doesn't like sugar! Not fair!
Sage:[B]Who said this was supposed to be fair? BESIDES, I'm not the one robbing other peoples camps![/B] :smirk:
Candy: Well, umm...:blush:
Sage: [B]Your winning spree ended here, Indigoth. We will move to your first TRIBAL COUNCIL![/B]
***

At the Tribal Council place:
Sage:[B]This is your first time here, so I'll read your rig... eh, tell the rules. Each of you will have one vote to evict one of your tribal pals, and the decision is final. Person who gets evicted will have to leave this city at once, with no leaving-parties, hugging-circles, or any kind of schmushie ceremonies what-so-ever. Understood? Now, your votes please.[/B]
*******************************************

[Okay, so now EVERYBODY get's to send me a Private Message! Isn't this great or what?:D
LimeTime, you will send me a message saying which award YOU would like your tribe to choose. Indigoths, you message me your vote on who is leaving: is it Candy, Rabid, Benjo, Seth, Franky or Yami? Is this clear? If ANY questions come to your mind, don't hesitate to include them in your vote.
I'll probably post the results either in Sunday or Monday, so PLEASE be quick, or you'll miss your chances to effect the game.]

[Circ]

"Oh yeah! Uh uh! Uh uh!" Kevin bagan to dance in victory as everyone looked away in horror. Then he was struck by lightning.

"STOP IT!" The looney known as sage's voice came.

"Goddamnit! I was just trampped over by an elephant! Don't you think I deserve a bit of rest?" Kevin whined, trying to clear himself of the charred covering the high voltage had left on him.

"You'd be better no argue" Athena pointed out. "All it's going to do is get it worse."

"And please, don't ever dance again. Acting like Geroshi is traumatizing enough without [i]that[/i]." Karina added.

[Sandy]

Sage looked at the Indigoth-tribe dryly.

Sage:[B]Five of you have voted.[I]Seth[/I] hasn't, but he seems to have disappeared from the face of the ground...[/b] *looks at Seth, who's staring in front of him with empty eyes*
[B]But I'll read the votes now, anyway.
1st vote: Seth
2nd vote: Benjo
3rd vote: Seth
4th vote: Benjo
.
.
.
5th vote: BENJO. Since Seth couldn't have voted for his self, it wouldn've matter anyway. Benjo, the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to leave. [/B]

Benjo leaves the Council-area and disappears into the shadows cursing like a pirateprincess in distress.

Sage: [B]Well, at least he didn't have to face The Wheel Of Unfortune...:smirk: Unlike some OTHER person will, if he doesn't post soon...[/B]*gives the retarted Seth an evil look*
[B]Indigoths, you can now return to the Haunted Hotel to do your daily whatever-you-do-daily-stuff. See you.. SOONER than you want to![/B]:demon:
*****

The other Sage is still waiting for the Limeys to decide on their award.
Kevin: We'll take the electricity&water...
Athena: NO! The food! I WANT food!!!:mad:
Karina: Umm...I dunno... yet...
Geroshi:*runs with the hyperactive elephants -naked* Whee! Let us join the NATURE, my gigantic friends! Whee!!!:D

Sage: [B]Oh just DECIDE will you?![/B]:therock:
*****

[Just stick with me, guys! In no time, the tribes will merge, and I NEED your dedication, please! Don't leave on me!!!:bawl:

Okay, as soon as SOME mysteriously disappeared person are off this game, the REAL excitement can start, so you wouldn't want to miss that, would you? Alright, this is just a plead for you to stick with this game and end it with dignity.

[u]Situation check:[/u]
The evicted ones:
Igor (Iggy)
Ryan (DarkOrderKnight)
Benjo (GotenksSSJ343)

So far we have all the girls with us while all three of the evicted ones are guys (that would NEVER happen in the real Survivor, so I'd say we are more feministic here ;) ). Also, UNDER the threat of eviction is Seth (Arikel)IF he doesn't post soon, so if that would happen, both tribes would have three girls and one guy in their team.

[U]The future:[/U]
After the next contest, which starts next wednesday, the game will have a little TWIST in it, before the tribes merge. So now is an EXCELLENT moment to check your back, make some allies, and plot around as much as you could. You can do it via PM, or in this very thread (like Benjo and Franky), because it doesn't matter much, because this is just an RPG, and has nothing to do with the real persons behind the roles.

Okay, enough said. Stick with me, and outplay, outwit, outlast, and you'll be [B]The Freakiest Survivor![/B] ]

[TrickyNicky]

[color=violet]Candy: Bye, Benjo! *goes back to trying to get the stripy dye outta her hair* ACK Damn this hair day![/color]
[color=red]Rabid: What interests me is that the dye came out in perfect horizontal stripes. They're perfectly symmetrical and parralel. It's Amazing![/color]
[color=violet]Candy: OK, no talking from you![/color]
[color=red]Rabid: Whatever.[/color]
[color=green]Frankie: What I want to know is, where the hell is Seth?[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Good point. SETH! Get yo butt back here![/color]
[color=violet]That was very loud for you...normal for me, but loud for you.[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: For you, it's angelic. For you, normal it NOT getting your hair caught in the blender.[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: That only happened twice![/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Yea, in the one day![/color]
[color=violet]Candy: ....:nervous: I have stripy hair! :D [/color]
[color=indigo]Indigoths: :bluesweat[/color]

[KittyLynn]

[COLOR=deeppink]Geroshi: We won!!
Athena: I know its so great!!
Geroshi: I want to know whats in that chest....

The tribe all goes to sleep while Sage guards the Chest and prizes..

Geroshi: I will know...I will..

Geroshi starts to sneak up on Sage..

Sage: What are you doing?

Geroshi::eek: Don't scare me like that!!! I mean I did nuthing... :nervous:[/COLOR]

Sage: :therock:

[Circ]

Kevin glared at the asleep Athena.

"What's up with the food? Damn, We're living in a shopping mall!!" He kept thinking.

He finally fell asleep and began dreaming.

[i]A surgery room, Igor is being attached to his brain with big plastic straps...

Later, Kevin wakes up in the whitest plainest hospital room you can imagine.

Kevin: *blinks* Popa! I forgot to shut the dishwasher's door!![/i]

Kevin awoke screaming, startling the three girl (Geroshi was back from her... "trip"). They glared at him. He smiled sheepishly.

"Sorry..."

[Darkmoon]

Yami- *yawnz* I'm hungry....

[i]Everybody backs away. Yami ignore's them[/i]

Yami- I'm going out for a snack...

Rabid- *mumble's to self* Hate to know what's going to be for dinner...

Frankie- I'm hungry too!!

Candy- That's ok, I could fix up something else!

Rabid- I think I'll pass...

candy- No you won't!!

[i]An hour later Yami comes back, a take out Mc donalds bag in her hand.[/i]

All- O_O

Yami- What? What's wrong?? Yike's, you all seem to have had a bad time while I was gone...

Frenkie- You'd look the same if you had this for dinner...

[i]Point's to a roast chicken... which was swimming in suger.[/i]

Candy- I thought vampire's drank blood...

Yami- They do... I just was in for a little variety at the moment:D

Rabid- You coulda told us were you were going you know.

Yami- Well it's not my fault that you guy's keep away from me when I'm going out for a bite to eat. Maybe you should trust in your fellow team member more.

Rabid- ...Whatever.... (OOC- Couldn't help it:p... What are you doing with that...? Egh! Sorry!! AHHHHHHH!! *Start's running as D_M chases Darkmoon in circle's, a stick posed threateningly over her head*)

Frankie- Can I have some fries?

[Sandy]

Sage:[b]Will you make up your mind already? Geroshi?[/b]:therock:
*gives an icy stare to the LimeTime Tribe*

Geroshi: I'd like to see... what's in the box!?!
Sage: *rolls eyes in frustration* [b]GAH! Alrighty then, I've had it with you! The BOX you will get![/b]

Sage opens the secret box, which is full of...
GOOD VIBES!:love:

Kevin: I sure hate this prize, but yet, I feel so [I]damn[/I] good...
Athena: Yeah! I'd go with the food anytime, but somehow, I can't help... giggling! *giggles manicly*
Karina:*sings* I feel good -dadu dadu dadu dah- I fee-el good -dadu dadu dadu dah- so good -uh- so good -yeah- I got YOU!:D
Geroshi: Whee!!! Whopee!!!:excited: Luv and Piiz!
:p

[G/S/B Master]

Candy: You could have Tic-tacs.P-U!!!!

[i] Candy Shoves tic tacs into Franky's throat.Franky's face starts to change to blue and he's choking.[/i]

Franky: WATER WATER WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WA----AHHHHH!!!!!!!HURRY HURRY HURRY!!!!!!!

Seth: Heeereeeees WATER!!!!!!!

[i] Seth gets an empty bottle and fills it up with water.Seth gives it to Franky.Franky's face is turning purple.Franky runs like mad around the haunted hotel and finally he gulped down the water. [/i]

Franky:*Pant* *Pant* I.......almost.......fainted........Can I have some fries Yami?

[Rain]

OOC: Oh yeah, I forgot we were in a shopping mall when I voted for the food. Oops ^_^

[color=blue]The LimeTime Tribe skips around (yes, even Kevin), singing.

"Wow, I love this stuff!" Kevin says.

"So manly, Kevin" Athena replies, giggling.

Kevin tries to glare at her but the good vibes stop him.

"I can't even glare at someone! Oh, well. This stuff actually feels better than glaring."

"La la la lala, la la lala" Karina sings.

"Peace! Love! Let's strip off!" Geroshi sings, off-tune.[/color]

[KittyLynn]

[FONT=century gothic][COLOR=deeppink]Geroshi: Awsome!We are all happy so no one will care if I rip off their clothes..
Daisy: I agree!

Daisy and Geroshi started to run around pantzing everyone that got in their way.

[COLOR=limegreen]LimeTime Tribe: What!![/COLOR]

Geroshi: Remember...happy thoughts..
[COLOR=limegreen]LimeTime Tribe: Right!![/COLOR]

Continue dancing around except with no clothes.. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[Digital Monster]

Know this is a bit late, but here's Rabid's audio diary-

[COLOR=red][i]The second and third tasks have been assigned and completed, with both Tribes losing a member, Ryan of the Limeys and Benjo of the Indigoths. The Indigoths cruised (almost literally) to victory in the Sugar Boat Task, winning running water for the Hellhole- sorry, Haunted Hotel. But the Limeys struck back in the Elephant Melee Challenge, coz the Indies' elephant didn't like sugar, although a couple of theft attempts on the Mall may have affected the result.

This currently makes it 5-4 to the Indies, with all 'the evicted' just happening to be boys. It also seems another male could be ejected from the contest, due to the fact that he's disappeared off the face of the RPG (wise man indeed). But once Sage gets a hold of him, it'll probably make some good entertainment... best thing to do would be to sit back with the popcorn and watch the fun.[/i][/COLOR]

[Sandy]

The night fell over the Survivor City, and while the Indigoths were shutting down the lights, the still-cheery Limeys were trying to create some.

Kevin: Oh this is so LIME.. err, lame! Now that the vibes are gone, I REALLY curse you all not choosing the electricity. It's FREEZING here!
Geroshi: Oh yeah?:therock: Well, maybe you won't have to LINGER here very long...:therock:
Kevin: Eh, never mind...:blush:
Geroshi: That's what I thought as well...:smirk:

The speakers go on:
[B]My precious Tribal Doopeys, come to me![/B]

LimeTime and Indigoths appear on the Central point. There's two huge piles of human-sized marhsmallow-pillows on their right. The host descends from the heavens levitating.

Sage:[B]Welcome! It's time for your FOURTH contest: Babel Down! As the name inquiers, it has a lot to do with TOWERS. And yes, the marshmallows have ALSO quite a lot to do with it.;) Yes, your task is to build a tower from the cotton-soft marshmallow-pillows! The Tribe whose tower is higher after three hours, will WIN.

Of course, to make things harder, both tribes will be separated in two groups: the Builders, and the Eaters. The builders will use their tribes OWN stack to build a tower, and the eaters will sabotage the other tribe by eating their gigantic marshmallows.:toothy: Throwing up is recommended.;)

Because Indigoths STILL have one member's advantage, one of them has to stay out of this contest, and the "randomly selected" one is FRANKY.

So, the LimeTime builders are: Kevin&Geroshi; their eaters: Karina&Athena.
The Indigoth builders are: Yami&Seth, the eaters: Rapid&Candy.

The PRIZE will be awesome, but let it remain as a secret. The losers will, of course, have to face the tribal council.:demon:

Let the game begin!!![/B]

Both Tribes' builders run to their own colored marshmallow-piles, and the eaters to their enemy-tribes' piles.
*****

[Remember, the marshmallows are HUGE, as big as chairs. So begin gorging!;)]

[Circ]

"Oh God!" :worried:

Kevin and Geroshi runned up to their Marshmallow pile and into their first problem: How do you get pillow-sized stacked marshmallow to stay in place?

"We stick them together." Kevin said.

"We burn them" Geroshi countered.

"We lick them"

"Shut up already and pile!"

They started piling the soft sweets. Kevin, however, rather started by fwapping Candy over the head with one of the marshmallows.

"NOW we could use some good vibes" Kevin mumbled as he used chp^sticks to stuck two marshmallows together.

"Yeah, and still run around naked?" Geroshi snickered.

Kevin::bluesweat

[Rain]

[color=blue]Athena and Karina looked at each other.

"Cool! we get to eat marshmallows!" Athena shouted with glee.

"Yes, now get eating!" Kevin yelled back.

Karina ran over to the other groups pile and grabbed a marshmallow. She took a huge bite out of it and then ran off, out of reach of the other group. Athena decided to do what Karina had done. She ran up to the pile and grabbed a marshmallow, and was hit on the head by Yami.

"Ow! That hurt!" Athena cried.[/color]

[TrickyNicky]

[color=violet]Candy: YESSSSSS! I'm an EATER! Would you believe that I often get cravings for marshmallows (since my short spell in the Big Brother house)?[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: That's very nice, Candy. GET GOING![/color]
[color=red]Rabid: I'm going to get so fat....all my good hard training down the potty...[/color]
[color=green]Frankie: ...You still use a potty?[/color]
[color=red]Rabid: ...Whatever. Well, Candy, it's time to get eating.[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: Yay! I could sure eat some marshmallows with butter on![/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: I'd HATE to see you pregnant, if that's what you eat normally.[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: :D *Runs over to the other side's pile of marshamllows and gabs an armful* EHEHHEHEHEHE!!![/color]