RPG Unofficial OtakuBoards Survivor: The Freakshow!

[Sandy]

[Waiting for the final challenge you should think back to the people that have left this game earlier, all the way from Igor to Franky and Karina. Who would've you wanted to stay? Are you perhaps glad that someone's not in the final three? Who was the most interesting/boring/frightening/pathetic? All that stuff, please! :D ]

[Digital Monster]

[COLOR=red][i]"Well, I certainly didn't want Yami to leave. She was probably my closest friend in the whole event, and the fact that we tied in the voting and I effectively put her out was especially ironic."[/i][/COLOR]

[TrickyNicky]

[[offgame]OIGA, HERMANA! DONT U MISS ME? THE STRATEGY THING? I WAS THE BRAINS!!!!!!!!
Well, it wudda worked, but the limeys voted me of...WE HAD A SYSTEM, DEAMN YOU!!!!
LOL JK]
:D

Anyway...
Candy gives Geroshi a sugar high, gets out the popcorn and watches with interest.
You know, I'm surprised that Sage gave me such a long reign with the assistant thing. *sniggers* I KNOW THE TASK!!!!!!
Athena: Really? How much money do you want?
Candy: six hundred?
Athena: Done!

[b]CANDY!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU FELONOUS FAIRY!!![/b]

Candy: Uhh....brb!

[Digital Monster]

[Offgame: In case you never really noticed, everytime you had me talking to you I always seemed to say 'whatever' and just about nothing else. That's not exactly a partnership.]

[Rain]

[color=blue][size=1]*goes all quiet and reflectingful (I...just made up a word)*

Athena: I always thought Kevin would win, but I guess he freaked you guys out, so you voted for him...heck, someone from OUR tribe voted him off! Weird...hmm, the most frightening was probably you, Candy

Candy: :D Cool! Wait, is that good or bad?

Athena (*shakes head*): Strange...anyway, what I really can't believe is that I'm one of the final three...*looks at Sage* uhh, not that I'm complaining or anything...uh *hides*[/size][/color]

[TrickyNicky]

I will take that as a personal compliment. :)
*blink*
Hehehehe!

OOOOH n the whatever thing, that's all you ever say to me at home.

[Digital Monster]

I think I say a bit more than that, but this is stupid and petty and irrelevant, so let's not refer to it again.

[TrickyNicky]

Hurry up Master! They've all abandoned the game! They grow tired of waiting! Do Something!!!

[Sandy]

[offgame: Sorry, I've been really "busy" (read: unable to be online), but your waiting is now awarded. Here goes: the FINAL CONTEST!]

Rabid, Athena and Geroshi appear to the Central Point, where they meet Sage and Candy.

Sage: [B]So, only three of you left. Look around, and you'll notice that this is the place it all started: month ago, twelve survivor-candidates came to this square clled the Central Point, and few by few, they all have left: some more peacefully than others.

It's all up to you three now. This game will determine who two will stay to face the Final Voting. The winner of this game will be able to choose one of the other two to join her.

The name of the FINAL game is:
[u]Survivor Multithlon![/u]

It is a track with FIVE tasks, and the one that passes all the challenges the fastest, will WIN.

The challenges are:
1. Swim across the Rapid Stream, one of the wildest rivers in the world - thanks to me.
2. Light three torches placed around the Messy March
3. Push/pull/drag/lure a stubborn donkey ten metres forward across the line
4. Shoot three heavy-armed, moving robots with the blaster-cannon on the Battlecity-track
5. Get past the giant X-mas tree throwing all kinds of decoration at you

I trust you make the best out of this competition. Anyone of you might win, and guarantee her place in the final two.

Survivors, GO![/B]

When the three girls are headed towards the river, Sage turns to Candy.
Sage:[b]You wouldn't want to make this too easy for them, wouldn't you? Go mess up their efforts, my-annoying-yet-useful-pixie! MWAHAHAAA!!![/b]

[TrickyNicky]

With pleasure! *loads up on sugar* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Alright - who's first????

[Digital Monster]

Rabid eventually reached the river after a few minutes. She'd decided to go all out for this contest, so she'd brought her explosives with her. She struggled against the raging currents. As she reached a rock in the middle of the river, she realized she had company. A huge croc was advancing on her quickly. It grabbed her backpack and there was a short struggle, ending with the croc pulling her backpack of explosives off her back. By this stage they'd struggled to the other side, and as the croc slid back into the river, Rabid pulled out a detonator from her pocket.

[color=red][i]"You wanted my demos..."[/i][/color]
She pushed the button and bright light filled a section of the river.
[color=red][i]"...you got them."[/i][/color]

More later. I gotta go bed.

[Rain]

[color=blue][size=1]Athena stood at the edge of the river, wondering how she would get across. The waves were huge. What she needed was a boat. She looked around the bank. And she saw something she couldn't believe. A guy with a row boat!

[i]What is he doing there? Oh well, this is my chance![/i]

Athena realised that she needed a plan to get the guy to give her the boat. Then she remembered she had a bikini on under her clothes. She took of her top and pants and walked over to the guy.

[i]Wait,is this cheating?[/i] she asked herself. [i]Well, what about all the times everyone else has cheated. Just do it, who cares.[/i]

"Hey," Athena said to the guy, trying to put on a seductive voice, but not doing very good, "can I borrow your boat?"

"I need it to get across the river" the guy said, not looking up. "Why the hell would I lend it to any -" he stopped talking.

"Oh come one...please?" Athena said, grinning.

"Uh...uh...sure you can...um, here you go, Miss"

"Oh, why thank you! You're so kind!" Athena said, walking away and pulling the boat behind her. She turned to the guy "Bye!" she said, waving.

"Men...pathetic" Athena muttered, buttoning up her shirt as she walked towards the river.

She pushed the boat in the water and got in.

"Oh damnit...how do I use this thing?"

She grabbed an oar and tried to get across the river. The boat was tipped upside down by a wave.

"Aww, hell" she complained, pushing it back over. [i]Oh, the hell with it. Screw these waves. I can beat them[/i], she thought. She gathered all her strength and rowed the boat across the river with the oar. When she got out on the other side, she jumped up and down, yelling.

"I did it! I did it!"

She ran off to find the next challenge.[/size][/color]

[TrickyNicky]

Candy: GAAAAH! MUST DESTROY! Or Sage won't give me cake!

*Struts right over to Rabid and gives her a kick in the behind.*

Rabid: Excuse me????? What was that for?

Candy: I was...uh. Trying to destroy you.

Rabid: Oh, for pete's sake! Bog off, you little brat, before I pull your hair out and use it for dynamite wick!

Candy: *scarpers*

Rabid: Hehehehehe...

[Digital Monster]

By this stage after scaring Candy off for the time being, Rabid reached the Messy Marsh. There were sets of torches in various colours dotted around it. She picked the red ones, lit a stick, and started to slowly navigate the perilous quagmire.

[color=red][i]"God, what's this marsh made up of? Then again, do I really want to know?"[/i][/color]

Suddenly, a brainwave hit her. She search for two short, thickish branches, then carved bits out with her claws.

[color=red][i]"Wahey! Stilts!"[/i][/color]

With this, after she managed to maintain her balance, she was able to reach the targets easily. After she completed the task, she landed on the other side of the marsh and chopped up the stilts.

[color=red][i]"Can't have anyone plaigarizing my idea, can I?"[/i][/color]

[b][Offgame: I reckon it'd be better if we just posted one task at a time, it'd stop people ploughing ahead (remembers Frankie's 'win' at the 'Monster Maze, Ring Race Event')][/b]

[KittyLynn]

Geroshi headed for the river. She held her arms out as she stood on the raging waters banks. She called upon the animals of the sea.

Soon fish from all around made a floaty to drift along the canal with Geroshi on top.

Geroshi floated across and she landed safely on the other side.

Geroshi: Yes!

[TrickyNicky]

As Rabid got across the marsh, Candy leapt into it and started splashing about.

Candy: Come on in! The water's fine!

Rabid: :grumble:

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Candy spots Geroshi and gives her another sugar - high and watches the fun.

Geroshi: WEEEHOOOOOO! (strips)

Boat Guy: I must get my boat back from that - YAGH!!!!

[Digital Monster]

Rabid arrived at a small track with three donkeys standing at one end. There were various pieces of possible equipment for the Donkey Task of the Multithon. Choosing a halter, Rabid attached it to her donkey and tried dragging it. As promised, the donkey was very stubborn & refused to budge.

[color=red][i]"Come ON, you stupid jackass, get a fecking move on!"[/i][/color]
After keeping up this little performance for about 10 minutes, Rabid gave it a rest. She sat down to think as her donkey bent down to snack on a dandelion.

[color=red][i]"Hey, Sage didn't say I couldn't just lift the donkey and run down the track with it."[/i][/color]

She walked over to the donkey, lifted it, and walked down the track with it, it braying and kicking like mad, but Rabid kept going. As she put it down over the line, Sage's voice came booming out of nowhere.

[b][i]"Rabid, the donkey has cover the whole track, not you carrying the donkey. Put that donkey back to the start!"[/i][/b]

So Rabid had to lift the donkey and drag it the whole way back to the start. She dropped the donkey, then promptly dropt to the ground herself and started thinking of another idea. As she looked at the donkey, looking for inspiration, she could've swore it smirked at her.

[color=red][i]"Hey, don't you give me that look! I'll show you who's boss!"[/i][/color]

In a pure desperation move, she stuck a saddle on the thing, mounted it and tried moving it that way. But again, it stood there like a rock. Suddenly Rabid smirked herself. She brought out the set of claws on her left hand, then jabbed them into the donkey's backside. It took off like a jet plane and easily cleared the 10m track. Rabid had to jump off at the end and watched the donkey speed off into the distance.

[color=red][i]"Well, it's completed the track, and may complete the marathon before it's done!"[/i][/color]

[KittyLynn]

Geroshi was in front of a torch. There was a few matches in her pocket so they were useful. She ignited the first one. On her way to the second Candy dove of from behind some bushes and confronted her with sugar.But Geroahi set Candy on fire and continued. She lit the last two then headed off to the next challenge.

There she saw three donkeys.

Geroshi: Perfect..:smirk:

Geroshi used her animal sense to lure one donkey over the line. But the next two would be more difficult.

[KittyLynn]

Oooppps...sorry:blush:
Frosty:Stupid girl...
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Geroshi looked over at the two donkeys...

Geroshi: What am I going to do with you?
Donkey: What do I look like? A dolphin!?I'm not that smart!
Geroshi: Your right.

Geroshi rode on of the donkeys to where there were three robots walking around. Banging into eachother and being stupid.

Geroshi: Lots of armour. We'll have to shoot them around the neck wear the armour is less strong...

Geroshi picked up the gun...

[Rain]

[color=blue][size=1]Athena got to the Messy Marsh. She lit a match and made her way to the first torch, stepping lightly so she wouldn't fall in. Those ballet lessons she'd been forced to take when she was a kid had come in handy. She made got to the second torch, lit it and slowly made her way to the last one. just after she'd lit the torch, she started to lose her balance. She waved her arms around trying to grab on to something, but failed. Athena fell into the marsh.

Athena: Aww, crap

She struggled to get up, and got out of the marsh. She looked down at her clothes.

Athena: Damnit! They're ruined!

She sighed and ran to the next challenge.[/size][/color]

[KittyLynn]

Geroshi saw Athena run to the donkey. So she decided to hurry.

Geroshi: Ok. So Donkey you'll have to help me...Round up the Robots.

The donkey did as it was told.And Geroshi shot one down. But the other two were escaping.

Geroshi: Donkey round them up!!
Donkey: What do I look like? A dog!!? I'm not.

[Rain]

[color=blue][size=1]Athena walked up to the donkey and circled it, thinking. The donkey just stared at her. She stood behind it and tried to push it across. But it didn't work. The donkey just sat there. Athena started to get anxious. She was running out of ideas and it looked like Rabid was easily winning. Then she saw something. A marshmallow left over from one of the earlier challenges.

Athena (to the donkey): Stay here

The donkey just stared at her with a stupid look on its face. Athena ran over and picked up the marshmallow. She heaved it over to the finish line she was supposed to get the donkey over.

Athena: I hope this works...

The donkey stared at Athena, and then at the marshmallow, and at Athena again. Athena turned and pretended she wasn't looking at the donkey. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the donkey creep towards the marshmallow. It came closer, and finally stepped over the finish line. Then proceeded to eat the whole marshmallow.

Athena: Oh, I did it! You're over the line! Yea!

The donkey looked up at her, and cocked its head to one side.

Athena: Thank you! Wheee! I did it! Oh crap, I better get moving...

Athena jogged off towards the next challenge that awaited her. then suddenly she stopped and turned.

Athena: Heyyy, wait. Donkeys don't eat marshmallows...

The donkey stared at her and burped.

Athena: Weird. Oh well, at least I got it across the line

She ran off, leaving the confused donkey behind her.[/size][/color]

[KittyLynn]

[SIZE=1][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=deeppink]Geroshi peered through the lens and had the second robot in range.

Geroshi: Gotcha.

Geroshi pulled the trigger and he was down.

Geroshi: Now for the next one.

Suddenly [SIZE=4]WHACK!!!![/SIZE] Geroshi was hit in the head and she fell unconcious.[/COLOR] [/FONT][/SIZE]

[Digital Monster]

As Rabid approached the Battle City Track, she saw Geroshi spread out on the dirt, out for the count. As she didn't seem to be in any immediate danger, Rabid decided to leave her, but put her out of harm's way of the rampaging androids. That done, she ran to the blaster-cannon and quickly loaded some ammo.

[color=red][i]"Sage oughta know not to have thrown in a shooting task into this since the 'Operano Soprano' incident. Guess he needs a little reminder."[/i][/color]

She quickly targetted the robots with pin-point accuracy and took them out. Immediately she went back to Geroshi and splashed some water on her face, and got out of the stadium towards the last event before Geroshi knew what had happened.

[KittyLynn]

[FONT=century gothic][COLOR=deeppink]Geroshi awoke and shot the last one a few times so it would repay for hitting Geroshi.She ran off to the last event.When she came in front of a Christmas tree.

Geroshi: Sage should have known....
Donkey: What should she have known?
Geroshi: That donkeys eat plants..
Donkey::therock: I am hungry...
Geroshi: Get eating!!!!

The donkey bit a few braches off then ate one arm that was throwing. Geroshi hopped on the donkey and cantered off. The donkey kicked the tree down as it passed.

Donkey&Geroshi::p
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