RPG Unofficial OtakuBoards Survivor: The Freakshow!

[TrickyNicky]

[color=violet]Candy: *appears in a travel hostess outfit* Good afternoon, and welcome on board the Dental Destroyer! I hope that you have a pleasant journey, and we will be docking at our final destination in three hours. There maybe a few setbacks, like man-eating sharks that may cause delay, but if this is the case, you all get muffin coupons![/color]
[color=red]Rabid: Whatever.[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: YESSSS! MUFFIN COUPONS![/color]
[color=skyblue]Benjo: Um, Yami? If the sharks make trouble, we'll be dead, and the sharks will get the coupons.[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Oh, yeah, I totally knew that![/color]
[color=orange]Seth: You sure did... Candy, please wipe off your makeup you look really weird.[/color]
[color=green]Frankie: Yup.[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: *turns on the radio*[/color]
[color=green]Fankie: We have a radio in this thing???[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: Yup. Hey, my favorite song![/color]

[GotenksSSJ343]

*Benjo is happly blowing up sharks when one bit his arm AND WON'T LET GO.*


Benjo: GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET IT OFF
Rabid: For crying out loud. *smacks the shark.*

Shark: yip yip !!!!!
*it swims away and they make almost down the first stream when they see a whirlpool at the intersection*

Benjo: OH MY GOD THE WHIRLPOOL KILLED KENNY
*everyone looks as a little orange blob is under warter swirls around and around and blood begins spirt out of the water.*
Benjo: Time to get that whirlpool.

[G/S/B Master]

Franky: Benjo.....you can't BLAST a whirlpool.....if I have a pokemon in my spare stomach then i'll make it use whirlpool so it'll destroy that whirlpool.

[i] Franky shoves his arms into his throat and search in his 2nd stomach for a pokeball[/i]

Franky: Scythe no,knife no-

Benjo: HURRY UP!!!!

Candy: It's only a matter of minutes of us to get us seperated and make the boat shreaded apart.So HURRY UP FRANKY!!!!

Yami: Anyone want to destroy that whirpool while Franky is searching for his pokeball?Anyone?Note for Benjo that you have to use your most powerful attack multiple times at the whirlpool.Or either that the WHirlpool wouldn't be destroyed anyways.

[Digital Monster]

Rabid leaned over the side of the boat as safely as she could, and peered cautiously into the water.

Yami: What the heck are you doing?
[COLOR=red][i]"I was hypothesizing whether this whirlpool is caused by a thing at the bottom, or a natural vortex, coz if it were a thing at the bottom, we could blow it up with my rocket launcher."[/i][/COLOR]
Candy: And if it were a natural vortex?
[COLOR=red][i]"I have no idea. They never discussed this back in the Army."[/i][/COLOR]
Others: *groans*

[GotenksSSJ343]

*uses X-ray vision*

Benjo: *acts sarcastic* it's the thingy.
Rabid: hehe *takes out rocket launcher and blows up the whirlpool*

Benjo: What if the other one is a natural vortex one. *says this as they go down the second river*

[Corey]

OOC: Someone please kill me off. I honestly do not have the energy to keep up with this oddity. No hard feelings. i'm sure one of you will have a very fun time killing the retarded mechanic.

[Darkmoon]

Yami- O.o What's with you human's (or whatever else you are) and blowing things up? You all seem to have rocket launchers and stuff up your sleeves!

Benjo- Blowing stuff up it cool!

[i]Starts blasting a few sharks out of the water.[/i]

Yami- *smacks forehead* Oi...

Candy- The water is eating away at the DENTAL DESTRYOER!!! SOME ONE SAVE THE PRECIOUS SUGER!!!

[i]Looking at Candy they could all see that a small hole had opend up and was now starting to squirt water all over the interior.[/i]

Franky- Your the suger fairy! Start sumuning the suger and plug up the hole!

Candy- Oh yeah :p.

everybody- :sweatdrop:

[i]Candy summons a few cubs of suger and pluge's the hole with them.[/i]

[GotenksSSJ343]

*Benjo hums a little blowing up stuff sone as the sharks run away in black toasted coat from his ki.8

Benjo: lalalalal
Yami: Whats with you and blowing stuff up!
Benjo: It's gotten us down the fist river and i got revenge for kenny
Yami: Whatever.
Rabid: This is getting boring are we there yet.
*Candy whos is fixing up the boat*
Candy: almost!
Benjo: Yup.
*points at the halfway point or somewhere near that because nothing tells you were the halfway point is.*
Franky: are we lost.
benjo: *sweatdrop* nah we couldn't be.

[TrickyNicky]

[color=violet]Candy: I think I'm making too much sugar. I'm running out![/color]
[color=red]Rabid: This is just perfect. Those muffin coupons had better be in the post...*mutters about not being able to find good help these days*[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: Ehehehehe...[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Uh, oh, the radio's off...not good! The electric's on the blink. We dont have an engine anymore![/color]
[color=violet]Candy: SAGE! HURRY UP AND END THE TASK! THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME ALIVE!!! (and i dont mean the sharks) ;)[/color]

[GotenksSSJ343]

Benjo: yay see's the next whirlpool no what do we do!
Rabid: beats me you think of something genus.
Benjo: actually my job is to blow up stuff I forgot the brains of this group. hheheh
Franky: what do to do.
Benjo: I have an idea.
Candy: What!
benjo: I've been saving it for emgincies only *takes out a poster of a purple dinosaur.
Rabid: OMG not Barney.
Benjo: Yep muahaha
*shows the poster to the whirlpool and it selfdestructs in a wave of water that is big enought completely destroy the boat.*
Franky: Bad move.
Benjo: yay more fun
*his becomes gold and sticks up high and then he cups up his hands and the begin to become static*
Benjo: kamehamehame...what goes next uh CRAB!!!
*fires a blast of enrgy full of crabs and it blows up the wave but it's raining crap feet.*
Benjo: yum I'm hungry.

[G/S/B Master]

Franky: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!Oh I found my pokeball.GO KINGDRA!!!!!!!!!!

[i] A kingdra popped out of the pokeball and the pokemon's eyes started glowing and the whirlpool started to grow smaller and smaller intil it dissappeared[/i]

Franky: Good work RETURN!!!!

[i] A red laser from the pokeball made Kingdra dissappeared [/i]

Franky: Next whirpool we see Kingdra will take care of it.......HEY THERE'S A SIGN!!!!

[i] The sign says " 3rd river upahead "[/i]

Franky: YAY!!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT

[i] Franky farts in exictment as he do his victory dance [/i]

Candy: EWWWWW FRANKY EWWWW!!!!!!

Benja: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA

[Sandy]

The Indigoth Tribe are trying their best to keep their boat together, using EVERYTHING they have: rope, glue, Benjo...

They managed to get past the central whirlpool, but so did the sharks -and these sharks REALLY like sweets!:toothy:

Just as the indigoths think they are going to get eaten, trumpets blast, and serpentine-rain falls on them, sticking to their wet clothes. The river had ended and they had WON!

Sage: [B]Congratulations, Indigoth Tribe! Seems like Fortuna is on your side... well, not exactly, because the LimeTime Tribe had to give up the contest, because they hit a horde of piranhas. So, you have won the immunity-idol for the SECOND time in a row. Here you go![/b] *throws a pink, rotten ballfish to the tribe*
[B]Enjoy your victory, I'm off to meet the LimeTime Tribe at THE TRIBAL COUNCIL![/B] *throws a smoke-bomb and disappears*

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At the Central Point, the wet and the miserable-looking LimeTime Tribe awaits for their judgement.

Sage:[B]Welcome, everybody! This is your SECOND tribal council. Tough luck, aye? So, Athena, Geroshi, Ryan, Kevin and Karina, how has it been since Igor left you?[/B]

Ryan: Duh... Huh?
Kevin: What the heck are we gibbering about? Let's just get this over with!
The girls: YEAH!

Sage:[B]As you wish. It's time to VOTE![/B]

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[I know, I was early, but I just wanted this game to move on before more people get bored in it. Sorry!:blush:
Limeys, this time there is a specific reason that you lost: YOU DIDN'T POST!:therock: That's no way to win the match! Well, your loss, it's time to vote, so I KINDLY ask you to PM me your vote. Five left, only four can stay! Vote well. And I ask you, LimeTime, NOT to post to this thread before my next post, because you are at the Tribal Council.Agreed? Okay.
Indigoths, you may post onward.]

[G/S/B Master]

[i] the INdigoth tribe walks back to the haunted Hotel [/i]

Franky: Time to go to the kitchen y'all.

[i] The tribe goes to the kitchen and surrounding the sink.Franky goes to the sink and put his hand on the knob.[/i]

Franky As you know Sage promised us for running water....now this is the time to see.

Yami: do it already.

Franky: OK

[i] Franky turns the knob and candy came out [/i]

Benjo: WHAT THE!!!!!!!!!!

[I]Sage came out of nowhere and walks towards the tribe [/i]

Sage: oops,I'm sorry that was a prank I just pulled on the whole entire earth.I didn't know it would end up here.Once I dissappear running water shall be running through that sink.

[i] Sage throws a Smoke bomb at the tribe and he dissappeared.Then Water came out in the sink.[/i]

Candy: awwwwww...oh well it was good though.

Yami and Rabid: YAY RUNNING WATER!!!!!!

[GotenksSSJ343]

*walks to the bathroom and takes a shower*

Benjo: lalalalala

*comes out and goes downstairs*
Benjo: We won we won. Lalalal we won.
Rabid: would you be quiet already.
Benjo: Can't I take a tiny bit of credit for blowing up the sharks and keeping them from the boat.......

[G/S/B Master]

Franky: Benjo did we had a secret meeting about something?

Benjo: Oh yes lets go to your room to discuss it.

[i] Franky and Benjo goes upstair and enters Franky's room[/i]

Franky: Uhhhhh what are we talking about again?

[GotenksSSJ343]

to watch each others back if someone on our team is secretly plotting to destroy us which would never happen. *sweatdrops*

Franky: oh well...

*Rabid secretly listens from outide. But only heard plotting destroy*
benjo interrupting: Someones here.
*kicks door open which shows Rabids head peeking from the side of the door.*
Benjo: Being a saiyan has it's advantages.

[Digital Monster]

[COLOR=red][i]"Hey, I was just passing!"[/i][/COLOR] *wanders off to get a bath*

[Sandy]

Back at the Tribal Council.

Sage:[B]The decision has been made: for the sake of the other Tribe-members of LimeTime, I shall cast a SPECIAL vote to Ryan Schezar. He QUIT, so let him go in a quitter's way. Behold the WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE![/B]*reveals a giant wheel with flashy lights*
[B]This shall confront ANYBODY who messes with [i]moi[/i] and my rules! Ryan, take a spin.[/B] :devil:

Ryan: Err...duh?*spins the wheel*

The Wheel of Misfortune spins, and the four other Limeys stare at the event horrified. Ryan obviously just stands there without realising his upcoming destiny...

The Wheel stops. The arrow points at KITTY.

Sage: [B]Congratulations, Ryan! For your crime of QUITTING, you shall confront my favorite pet: Kitty the Humongous Sabertooth.[/B]

A huge sabertoothed tiger with a pink collar jumps out of nowhere, gorges Ryan, and afterwards purrs softly.

Sage:[B]Ryan, the Tribe -and Kitty- have spoken. :smirk: Now EVERYBODY's happy...well, except Ryan, of course, but what can he do about it anymore?:laugh:
LimeTime-Tribe, or what's left of it, you are dismissed - and better to shapen things up, or at the merge we have six Indigoths and zero Limeys. :therock:[/B]

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[I received three votes, each one of them voting for Ryan (DarkOrderKnight), and also because he wanted it, he got evicted. I think everybody agree to my decision. The game continues. Expect a new contest on Wednesday.]

[TrickyNicky]

[color=violet]Candy: *plots*
Time to invade the Mall...
*Candy bursts into the mall and scares everyone by threatening them with sugar overdoses. They all flee for their lives, and Candy grabs the treasure...
Some strawberry smelly beauty stuff.*
Ehehehehehehehe! *runs back to the Haunted Hotel with her stolen luxuries to have a night in with the girls*[/color]
[color=red]Rabid: Weird...strawberry wig? WHY???[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Odd indeed... *slaps on some pink strawberry eyeshadow*[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: *decides she's sick of her blue hair and tries to dye it pink. but it comes out wrong, so now her hair is blue and pink stripy![/color]
[color=green]Frankie: *stalks past and peeps in on the girls* Love the look, Candy. *snigger*[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: Hmph![/color]

[G/S/B Master]

Franky: Candy,you can't dye your hair AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabid: SHUT UP!!!!

Franky: oooooo

[i] Franky goes back upstair and said yes to Benjo's plan [/i]

Benjo: Ok,see ya

[i] Benjo goes downstair while Franky lays on his bed and switches his brains.Then he turns on the TV to the learning channel for dummies.

[Circ]

Kevin flopped down on a chair, still slightly traumatized from the view of the dying Ryan.

"Damn it! And I didn't even got a chance of testing my cannon!"

"Lets just stri-" Geroshi tryed to begin, but she was cut short as a blob of molasse hit her, stucking her to the wall.

"No you don't!" Athena roared.

"Well, at least we know it works..." Kevin sighed.

[TrickyNicky]

[color=violet]Candy: IT'S NOT COMING OUT! NOOOO![/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: Put it this way. You will now smell of strawberries![/color]
[color=violet]Candy: Perfect. Now I look AND smell like a powerpuff girl![/color]
[color=red]Rabid: BUT now you look unusual, and you're looking for a husband, right?[/color]
[color=violet]Candy: I HAVE STRIPY HAIR! I'LL NEVER GET A GUY IF MY HAIR IS STRIPY!!!![/color]
[color=red]Rabid: Look on the birght side. You'll be very attractive to...uh...[/color]
[color=palegreen]Yami: BEES![/color]
[color=red]Rabid: *as Candy runs off screaming, followed by a swarm of bees* Waddaya know, bees like that sugar strawberry smell. I guess someone was attracted after all...[/color]

[KittyLynn]

[FONT=century gothic][COLOR=deeppink]Geroshi was upset, they only had four tirbe members left.

Geroshi: We have to train hard for this next challenge, for if we loose...I will sick my ferrets on all of you...
Athena: Huh??
Geroshi: Just kidding...

The [COLOR=limegreen]Lime Time Tribe[/COLOR] was confused, they weren't used to the very dry humour of Geroshi.

Geroshi: What it seems like you have all swallowed poison, with all your sour faces...
[/COLOR] [/FONT][COLOR=limegreen]LimeTime Tribe: Geroshi....you aren't ...[/COLOR]
[FONT=century gothic][COLOR=deeppink]Geroshi: Aren't what!?
[/COLOR] [/FONT] [COLOR=limegreen]LimeTime Tribe: Aren't.......um..[/COLOR]
[COLOR=deeppink]Athena: Fat![/COLOR]

[GotenksSSJ343]

*Benjo goes to the mall and gets some milk and cake. Before he leaves he blows up the parking lot after getting everybody out first. When he got back he ate the cake.*

Benjo: Got milk *gurgle gurgle gurgle*
Benjo: ahhhh.
*he sees candy bing chased by bee's and wonders.*
Benjo: Why is Candy being chased by bee's.

[G/S/B Master]

[i]Franky's dumb brains now has a IQ matched to an average high school senior.Franky switches to his very smart brain and goes downstairs to check the others.[/i]

Franky: This is getting more mysterious by the second,hey it's Candy's boyfriends,BEES!!!!!

Candy: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST SHUT UP FRANKY AND KILL THEM QUICK AHHHH!!!!!

[i]Franky's look was surprising.Franky goes to get the hose and blasts water to the bees so the bees couldn't fly[/i]

Franky: In a few days their wings should be dry and be able to fly again to chase you again.

Candy: oooo,can you help me throw them to the pot of acid in the kitchen?

Franky: We have a pot of acid???

Candy: Yeah,it's right there.

[i] Candy pointed at the pot with a sign above the pot says " Pot of Acid!!!" below it,it has an arrow pointing down.[/i]

Franky:......like I said,it's getting more mysterious by the second.