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[SIZE=1][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=deeppink]OOC: Maybe thats why your banned....You post in things you aren't supposed to!!!!
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Geroshi looked around, the others were getting ready to sing. She was definate that 21 bottles was going to win it for her. But her and Franky had the same amount broken.

[B]Geroshi:[/B] :nervous:[/COLOR] [/FONT] [/SIZE]
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[Offgame: Who was that ***** h0le? On another point, Sage, you spelt my name wrong [i]3 times[/i] in the last post, and that's not the only time you've done that.]

Now it was Rabid's turn. She stepped up, made a small bow to the judges, and turned to the new line of bottles. She geared herself up for the task. Geroshi wasn't the only part-animal Survivor. Then she unleashed her highest note. She had been able to break windows at 100m before.

[color=red][i]"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"[/i][/color]

All the bottles except one smashed in quick succession. The last one vibrated violently, but didn't follow suit. She tried again.

[color=red][i]"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"[/i][/color]

It still didn't break. Rabid looked at it for a minute. Then suddenly she took out her machine gun and fired a round of bullets at it. The bottle blew apart, but then the machine gun went out of control and before it ran out of bullets, it had massacred the judges. Rabid looked at the bloodbath her gun had created.

[color=red][i]"Aw, feck. Oh well, it's not like any of them really wanted to be here anyway."[/i][/color]
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[color=blue][size=1]Athena stared at Rabid.

"I have to follow THAT?! How am I supposed to win?!"

"Well, you're not supposed to win, are you?" Rabid answered her, "I am"

"Aw, shut up" Athena mumbled.

She walked up on the stage, took a deep breath, and opened her mouth:

[size=3]"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"[/size]

20 of the bottles shattered. The rest shook for a bit, and then another two broke. One more fell over and smashed.

"Damn...only 23...oh well..."[/size][/color]
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[offgame: OOPS, sorry, D_M!!! Its RABID, I know! I just have hard time remembering it when I write raPidly, teh! :D [size=1]Please, don't be mad... :nervous: [/size] ]

Sage: :flaming: [B]WHATTAHELL!!! Rabid, you massacred the judges! That's highly INAPPROPRIATE! Luckily I have done a little necromancy in my youth, so that ought to fix it...[/b]

Sage casts a necromancy spell to Celine, Pavarotti and Darren Hayes.

Celine: Uh, mon dieu, w-wat 'appened?
Pavarotti: Ah, I have seen the Holy Virgin Maria The Mother Of God!!! *faints*
Darren: *confused*

Sage: [b] Now, let's continue. Karina, you're last.[/b]
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Wow! That was some performance, Suzanne! *Wipes blood from her dress* Could have been cleaner, though. I personally find that celebrity innards are much more satisfying when the celebrity in question can see them....
By the way, The vegeto guy? Sorry about that. I gave him so much sugar he jumped the walls of the city.

Starlight isn't posting....another one for the slaughterhouse, maybe?
I love watching those....:devil:
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OOC: I dont think so! I'm NOT going to the slaughterhouse!
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[i]Karina shivered slightly as she went up to the stage, she accidently went too far and walked into the microphone, knocking it over, she picked it up and sighed, she was the only norm left. But luckily for her she had taken opera lessons at a young age. She took a deep breath.[/i]


"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

[i]She heard glass breaking, stopped to catch her breath and looked at the table. 16 bottles were broken...wait! 2 fell over and broke...final count: 18, she panted for a moment bowed and fainted.[/i]
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Sage: [b]Now, let the judges do their work - which is to judge, naturally! How shall it be?[/b] (Scale is 1 to 10)

[u]Geroshi (bottles: 21/24)[/u]
C.D.: Oh, it was loud, oui? And pinque! ;) I give 8.
L.P.: Me not like old hags. Me give 5.
D.H: Me neither. 2
Total: 21+8+5+2=36

Geroshi: Aw nuts...

[u]Franky (21/24)[/u]
C.D: Dat man is 'ideous! Too loud! I give 3!
L.P.: Very macho... Me give 9.
D.H.: Yup! Man must support his own gender: 10!
Total: 21+3+9+10=43

Franky: Thanks, mates! :D
Rabid: *loads her weapon* Chauvinists... :therock:

[u]Rabid (23/24 + three judges)[/u]
C.D.: SHOCKING!!! How dared she... *gets an evil eye from Rabid* Uh, its 10, then...
L.P.: Oh Mama Maria! I thank you for letting me see her! 10!
D.H.: Err... :nervous: *wets pants* 10...
Total: 23+10+10+10(+3 kills)= 53 (+ three assassin-of-the-year badges)

Rabid: Gotcha!

[u]Athena (23/24)[/u]
C.D.: Wo's she? Didn't see 'er! Well, I guess I give 'er... 7
L.P.: Total stranger... 6
D.H.: Well, she's pretty, at least. 9
Total: 23+7+6+9=45

Athena *changes to Daisy*: Hey, Darr? Wanna go skinnydipping?
Darren: Why sure!!! Err, after this, okay?
Daisy: I'll be waiting... :smooch:
Candy: HEY! He's mine! :mad: *starts a catfight with Daisy*

[u]Karina (18/24)[/u]
C.D.: Absolutely DIVA! Very exciting: 10
L.P.: Magnificent! FIIGAAROO!!! 10!
D.H.: Hey, you're EVEN better looking: 10
Total: 18+10+10+10=48

Daisy&Candy: No! Darren your MINE!!!
Karina: Sorry, girlfriends. I guess I beat you both... ;)
Darren: You're place or mine?
Daisy&Candy: NOOO...

Rabid: *glances at Sage* May I?
Sage: [b]Well, let that be your prize for winning, so go ahead![/b]

Rabid takes her sniper and finishes the three judges.

Karina&Daisy&Candy: OH NO! DARREN!!! :bawl:
Rabid: My day has been saved... :smirk:

Sage: [b]So, Rabid has won the Operano Soprano competition, and thus is out of the two voted out at the Tribal Council, which starts... NOW![/b]

At the Tribal Council scene:

Sage: [b]Each of you five have TWO votes, and the two who have got most votes when everybody has voted will get to spin the WHEEL. And as Rabid won the immunity-idol, she CANNOT be voted out now. After this vote, only three will remain, and then it is time for the ULTIMATE CONTEST between the three. All clear? Let's vote![/b]
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Franky:*exagerates* I'm going to be next...I'm going to be next...I'm going to be next....I'm going to be next...I'm going to be next....I'M GOING TO BE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............The girls will be voting me out......I know it.............I need to win the next challenge if I survive...AHHHH!!!!!!! OH NO I'M GOING INSANE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[i] Runs around the stage and out the door.He ran through the door of the Tribe home and then ran through his door.He went berserk and starts to throw everyone's stuff out of he window[/i]

Karina: HEY YOU PSYCHO DON'T DROP STUFF ON US YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

Rabid: Let me kill him Karina...

[i] Franky starts to be mental and his mind starts to go nuts..Franky hears stuff that his psycho self hears[/i]

Psycho Self hears this:

Athena: I don't think so Rabid....Kill him once we eliminate him.

Karina: Yeah HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Franky:........AHHH!!!!

[i] Franky goes berserk and throws stuff everwhere[/i]
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Sage: *appears to Franky and slashes him with his paralyzing whip* [b]Quiddit, you freako! :mad: That's no way to survive in this game!!![/b]

Franky: Uuuhhh... Yessir... *faints*

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[offgame: after four votes EVERYBODY has two votes (except D_M). So, Digital_Monster, it's your call: your votes will decide who two will join you for the final competition. Exciting, ne?]
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[SIZE=1][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=deeppink]Geroshi sat on her bed and wondered.

Geroshi: I hope I'm not next....:nervous:

Geroshi walked to a P.A system. And talked into it to contact all the rooms.

Geroshi: I'll miss you if I leave..Good bye.If I don't then lets strip down!![/COLOR] [/FONT] [/SIZE]
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[i] Franky punches Candy and throws her out of the window.He also throws Sage out of the window[/i]

Franky: Well that shooked me off.....so.....

[i] Franky walked towards Geroshi and took control of the P.S. System.He spoke and said...[/i]

Franky: Well girls,this is it...the finals is coming...Like y'all heard I have gone mental and now paronoid of getting off the competition....so if I get out,Bye and good luck to all of you.End Messege.Note,I'm still in pain after Sage's Paralyzing Whip.

[i] Franky gets out of the room and goes into his room.He looked outside the window and saw Sage and Candy crawling on the ground.Franky smiled and grabbed his Sniper Rifle and 10 gernades[/i]

Franky: If I get out,I'll destroy the wheel of misfortune and kill myself...plus the crew :D.......What am I thinking killing the crew...they deserved the suvival......OH well,I'll destroy the wheel of misfotune and myself when I get eliminated...yeah thats what I'm going to do.

[i] Franky loads up his Sniper Rifle and get his Thompson Sub-Machine Gun and loads that up.Franky arms himself with the Rifle and Gun with the rows of Gernades[/i]

Franky:.....I'm Ready.
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Five Crimsonetes come back to the Tribal Council Area. Rabid grins mysteriously, Karina is nervous and shaking like a jello, Athena and Geroshi are whispering with each other, and Franky looks sinister with his arsenal.

Sage: *walks from the shadows* [B]So, two of you will have to face the Wheel Of Misfortune today. I'll read the votes. As I said, everybody, save Rabid, got two votes before Rabid casted hers, so no use reading them. I'll just announce the LOSERS.

They are:

FRANKY and KARINA.[/B]

Karina: OH NO!!!:bawl:
Franky: GRAAH!!! :mad: *tries to launch his suicide-armory, but is stunned by a frying pan thrown by Candy*

Candy: Bullseye!;)

Karina steps to The Wheel and takes a spin. The arrow stops at: "Walk Home"

Karina: WHAT? Does this mean.. I'm free to go? I'll survive? REALLY?

Sage:[B]Well, that depends on you, because "walk home" means you have to literally WALK HOME. Goodbye! [/B] :smirk:

**************
Karina wakes to a burning sunshine.

Karina: W-where am I..?

She looks around and sees nothing but... SAND. She notices a piece of paper on the ground. It says:
[I]In case you were wondering, you're now in the middle of the worlds biggest sandbox: the Sahara. Have a pleasant walk home!
~Sage[/I]

Karina: NOOOO!!!!:bawl:
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Sage's servant-robots drag the unconscious Franky to the wheel. Candy spins it for him. The arrow points the slot that says: "Rest in PIECES"

The mad chainsaw-murderer of Texas jumps from the shadows.

Chainsaw-murderer: You called? Ach, here is my next customer, aye? *starts his saw*

[The happening from this point you can imagine yourselves]

Sage: [B]Rabid, Geroshi, Athena, you three have make it to the freakiest contest of this game. Stay tuned![/B]
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Rabid stopped dancing for a minute.

[COLOR=red][i]"Girls, I'm just gonna go upstairs to sort out a few things and I'll be back with you."[/i][/COLOR]
Geroshi and Athena: OK! Sure thing!

Rabid wandered to her room, getting lost six times in the process, but eventually getting there. As the end of the contest was approaching, she tidied up and sorted things into back into her rucksack bar essentials. Then, she picked up her dictaphone.

[COLOR=red][i]"This may be my last personal entry for 'Survivor- The Freakshow'.

Since the last entry, the vote after the 'Monster Maze, Ring Race!' event was cast & Yami and I drew in the voting. The deadlock was settled by arm-wrestling, which of course gave me a big edge. Yami's fate on the Wheel of Misfortune was to become Frankie's bride. Unsurprisingly, she preferred to stab herself.

After this came the 'Operano Soprano' event, a shriek-a-thon where we had to break a load of bottles using just our vocal chords. A celebrity panel (Celine Dion, Pavarotti and Darren Hayes)was there to preside over this, but I wasn't sure that any of them were happy about it. My gun certainly didn't think so, coz during my turn after I tried blasting a rogue bottle, it decided to run amok and lead-pepper the judges as well. Sage managed to bring them back to life, but they seemed to think I did it on purpose. However, it scared them into voting me the winner, so I guess I can't complain. Then, in thanks for this, I put them out of their misery and shot them again.

Then, the penultimate eviction. Two more had to leave us before the final round, and Frankie and Karina were chosen. Karina spun 'Walk Home', then realized Sage had dumped her in the Sahara. Frankie, who was kitted out like a suicide bomber, got murdered by the the mad chainsaw-murderer of Texas instead. The final contest is between Geroshi, Athena and myself.

So, the final round looms ahead, and supposedly the weirdest is yet to come. Like so many times before, I cringe to think as to what goes through Sage's psychotic mind, but simply hope I can face it enough to survive the event, even if I don't survive the entire contest."[/i][/COLOR]

As she finished this (extremely lengthy) entry, she suddenly has an idea. Athena and Geroshi spotted her five minutes later, scaling down the Polygon Tower on her claws, and running to the centre of the city.

Athena: Any idea where she's going?
Geroshi: Who knows, that girl's raving nutso.

They found out ten minutes later, when she crashed through the door, with her arms loaded with bags.

Geroshi: What's all that about?
[COLOR=red][i]"Well, I stopped by you guys' old hang-out, the The Shopper's Nightmare-Mall. I got piles of stuff for a major PARTY!"[/i][/COLOR]

*empties all the bags and a major party ensues*
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YESSSSSS! PARTY!!!!!
Rabid: Uh....Candy? You realise you're not in this competition anymore?
Candy: So?
Rabid: So...BUGGER OFF!
Candy: :bawl:
Athena: You are so weird.
Candy: What's the point of a party without Candy? I HAVE SUGAR!
Geroshi: Did someone say sugar?????
Candy: So can i join the party or what?
Geroshi: Will you give us sugar?
Candy: Yea?
Athena: YESSS!
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OOC: Can't believe I've survived this far..o_O...cool ^^

[color=blue][size=1]Athena looked over the stuff Rabid had got.

Athena: CHOCOLATE!! Sorry, can't talk, eating

When she was finished stuffing her face with chocolate, they sat down and talked about the rest of the sompetition.

Athena: I'm kind of worried about what that psycho will think up for us next...
Rabid: Same here:nervous:
Geroshi: Eh, we can handle it...it's the voting that will be tough. But I want you guys to promise me one thing
Rabid: Uh...what?
Geroshi: That we strip before this is over
Athena: NO! I've already done it once, never again!
Geroshi: Damn...[/size][/color]
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